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Toothpaste Colgate

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II [Embed]
Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11842837

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>>11849724
First for based optimal statsfolio: SSO, QLD, SPXL

>> No.11849735
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Where will YOU be when the Greater Depression hits?

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>>11849724

PROTIP: DON'T USE FLUORIDE TOOTHPASTE

>> No.11849753

> SALVINI, DI MAIO SAY WON'T CHANGE A COMMA ON BUDGET: REPUBBLICA

for christ's fucking sake.

>> No.11849756
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Dont buy head and shoulders or Unliver shit
Dont buy procter and gamble garbage
Dont buy Johnson and johnson trash
Colgate palmolive makes superior soaps, shampoos, toothbrushes, and toothpastes

Buy CL. "it never goes down"

>> No.11849763

>>11849756
I just got a recommended youtube video with colgate in the thumbnail...
what is this power?

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>>11849741
The anti-flouride rhetoric you see online is a psyop attempting to harness the collective unconscious to manifest harmful effects. In reality flouride is good for you, both physically and spiritually. Drink more tap water!

>> No.11849772

>>11849692
>>11849713
>>11849727
The last time that I remember bearfags getting this smug, the market began to recover.

>> No.11849773

>>11849763
once someone here mentioned Boot Barn holdin and I got boot barn ads for weeks

>> No.11849800

>>11849773
I regularly have gotten bombarded with ads for the last 2 places that I've worked at.
Goes to show that Google does some very powerful ad targeting

>> No.11849804

How do I short my own portfolio ?

>> No.11849812

>>11849772
You seem like a follower. When bears are more numerous then u too will be a bear.

>> No.11849818
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>>11849735
awake, in reality, where it doesnt hit

or in my time machine because im visiting the 1930's

>>11849772
yes thats the plan
the bears just dont realize it yet
as usual

>> No.11849851

There isn't going to be a recession. Maybe a large correction of the US valuation bubble, but there is no real reason for this to spill in the real economy.

>> No.11849852

>>11849773
spooky.
>>11849818
grab a brush and put on a little makeup.

I'm gonna have a shitton of buying power friday. AWK and HSY on my put radar. Might roll up on AMD too.

>> No.11849897

>>11849772
>>11849818
Golden Bulls, we will get our rally soon

>> No.11849916
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I keep getting ads on Facebook for child pornography art galleries.
Weird.

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>>11849852
filthy casual, you know not the true horror that awaits you
https://kids.yahoo.co.jp/games/sports/013.html

>> No.11849996

>>11849958
christopheranon, please. Let me be a smug bear bogging these delusional bulls.

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>>11849996
>missed the quads

there will be no mercy for bears

not this year

>> No.11850228
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Australian housing bubble is finally popping

>> No.11850270

>>11849812
The bears are numerous.
That's part of what makes me think it's pretty close to peak bearfaggotry.
The one time that I've ever seen an entire thread dedicated to BTC bearfaggotry was right before a massive bogging upwards... and then it just kept climbing.

>>11849818
>yes thats the plan
>the bears just dont realize it yet
>as usual
I've been trying to say "don't get too greedy" and "don't chase" but yeah, it is just going to fall on deaf ears.

>>11849916
>ads on Facebook for child pornography art galleries.
What the fuck would those ads even look like?
Do you use a VPN while browsing FB? That would explain it.

>> No.11850279

>>11849852
Why AWK puts?

>> No.11850283
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>futures

>> No.11850337
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https://www.investopedia.com/news/investors-have-biggest-equity-exposure-2000-bubble/?utm_source=news-to-use&utm_campaign=bouncex&utm_term=15108089&utm_medium=email
>Undaunted by two major market reversals in 2018, a broad spectrum of investors and investment funds collectively have their biggest allocation to stocks since the peak of the dotcom bubble in the year 2000
So who here is prepping the bull and in actuality are the one that'll be getting ravaged once the collapse comes?
Hope you niggas are investing safely as an "Intelligent Investor"

>> No.11850345

>>11850283
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving... Friday is black Friday.
Perhaps the uncertainty of waiting out the results of black Friday will play to your advantage, but you still have some waiting to do.

>> No.11850417

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oath_Inc..

Alright, so Tumblr was purchased by Yahoo under Marissa Meyer...
It looks like Tumblr and Yahoo now are brands managed by Oath, which is a part of Verizon.

Tumblr just got slapped for Cheese Pizza on the 18th/19th. So, we might see shares of Verizon decline as a result.

>> No.11850556

Thoughts on Qudian (QD)? They went up 37% today. I wanted to invest in some companies that deal with artificial intelligence and machine learning. Also want to invest in any companies that deal with VR, don't know a single public company for that.

>> No.11850564

>>11850556
I’m not an amerishart but any company that can change over 25% in a day is NOT a company you want tot invest in.

>> No.11850569

>>11850556
Should note: QD do not develop A.I. and machine learning programs, they are a financial company which uses an A.I. platform.

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>>11850564
SHUT UP.

>> No.11850603
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the bears are getting desperate

>> No.11850604

>>11850556
Personally I'm in Kalray (ALKAL) for ML and AI

>> No.11850619

>>11850228
based

>> No.11850707

>>11850228
Housing prices in Australia were absurd desu.

>> No.11850870

Red day, red week, ready for red December.

>> No.11850904

eu markets are red today, will the us market follow tomorrow?

>> No.11850932
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Dude weed will be mainly flat or green tomorrow. Canopy Growth and HMMJ ETF are both in position where a break some kinda way is imminent. With burgers out of the picture i'm leaning towards generally flat with some potentially wild swings on nothing volume for the small caps. Something like that. Deep red is unlikely.

>> No.11851005

buy oil

>> No.11851021

>>11851005
This.

>> No.11851026

>>11849724
I'd better put my finger into my...

>> No.11851037

>>11850904

everythings been red for almost 7 weeks now

>> No.11851072
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>>11850904
Low volumes tho. I don't know if it means much.

>> No.11851087

another red day in trumpfs reign of terror

>> No.11851630
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happy thanks giving!

>> No.11851730

>>11851630
Happy thanksgiving burgers

>> No.11851735

>new pokemon outselling mario and zelda
Is Nintendo a buy now?

>> No.11852481

why so dead?

>> No.11852543

>>11852481
yank holiday and no trading

>> No.11852638

No burger markets no crash

>> No.11852677

>>11850556
Facebook, it should find support at 100-120

>> No.11852974

>>11852543
yuropoor checking in. Should i sell my silver certificates now or later?

>> No.11852982

>>11851630
Happy Thanksgiving friend!!

hope you have a good one full of stuffed turkey!!

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>>11852638
umh? futures are crashing pretty hard

>> No.11853207

We may be slightly red tomorrow, but, Donald will save markets next Friday and Powell will relax if ever so slightly.

>> No.11853241
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>>11853207
>powell will relax.

>> No.11853299

>>11853207
Do you think if Powell relaxes then that will signal to the market that we will get a recession if we dont have easy money? Therefore causing a recession.

>> No.11853328

>>11853299
No I think he cuts or delays one hike for the next year and calls it a day.

>> No.11853333

>>11853207
Let the rates adjust as per free market haha.

>> No.11853343

Navarro being cut from the China team is the biggest indicator Trump is looking to actually get shit done next weekend.

>> No.11853565
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>>11853207
>she still has hope

>> No.11853582

>>11853207
Powell literally can't relax. Inflation is already perking up if you read between the lines. It's not a question of whether he feels like it or not at this point

>> No.11853586
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>>11853207
y-yea right

>> No.11853596

>>11853343
I dont think donny can fix this mess without either destroying the fed or really overhauling it. And with a dem house I dont know how hell do that without a lot more executive authority.

>> No.11853803

>>11850279
Because he's retarded

>> No.11853974

This guy driving in front of me has the license plate "RPPL XRP"

phone cam too shitty to get pic

>> No.11854092

Fk I don't have a pen, I need to harass this shitcoiner

>> No.11854104

>>11853207
>Donald will save markets next Friday and Powell will relax if ever so slightly.
I wish I had your optimism.

>> No.11854129

>>11853596
>And with a dem house
Cant he rush something through

>> No.11854167

>tfw just drank am entire bottle of Delsym and vomited

not feeling too bad

>> No.11854415

>>11854092
I prefer my own pens, but honestly most people steal them from friends and family.

>> No.11854454

I sold Amazon at ATH, what do I buy next? Colgate?

>> No.11854468

Dow will be up big green tomorrow

Screen cap this

>> No.11854476

>>11854167
The post vomit satisfaction when taking drugs like that is great

>> No.11854521

>>11854468
its guaranteed

>> No.11854522
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>>11854476
It is pretty nice
Currently have a nice feeling of contentment and "lightness" going on
Lying in bed and listening to gamelan
Cozy af
It'll last the entire day too

I'm a babby compared to experienced degenerates like Bagholder, but I only use in moderation to produce a cozy, enjoyable experience
I don't let it control my life and go on drunken tangents posting my dick on /smg/
I am the one in control the entire time

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>>11853207
>>11853207
>Uncle Powell
>relaxing

>> No.11854556

>>11854522
You a cute?

I want to pretend that the guy dishing out stock advice is cute

>> No.11854637
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>>11854556
Posters on 4chan are an ideal, not a person
The image of rkg is a good example of that
Who knows what they're like irl
You can imagine me as a cute twink if you want to, but I will say that I'm not a twink or submissive irl

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>>11854637
>Who knows what they're like irl
the world may never know

>> No.11854759

>>11854637
No, just a handsome guy would be cool

>> No.11854786

>>11849741
Fluoride is fine and good for your teeth as long as you don't consume too much of it. Use flouride toothpaste but just dont drink fluoridated tap water

>> No.11854903
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Everyone in smg big homosexual

Also, who else happy that the market’s not open today! Trump said he’ll close the border and shoot beaners lmao.

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>>11854903

>> No.11854947

>>11854903
Is there Something wrong with that?

>> No.11854973
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>>11851630
I am thankful for the green days

>> No.11854998

>>11854923
kill all jews and there can be peace on earth
they all need to die

>> No.11855010

>>11854167
me am on really strong pain killers
cant even orgasm on these things O.O

>> No.11855022

>>11850279
>Why AWK puts?
A culminative split between my ever persistant retardism and the fact that AWK‘s CEO is a woman.

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>>11851630
Happy turkey day fren!
>>11854637
Poetic
>>11855010
>tfw RKG will never let me interview her
Sad

>> No.11855279

Is it a bad idea to go all in on a VXX jan 2019 strangle?

>> No.11855313
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>>11855279
it has a price target of 59 and seems pretty solid honestly you could do worst good luck anon

>> No.11855452

>>11854167
dxm is the ultimate god, stronger than acid
dont take it lightly
unless youre on some lol ass 2nd plat trip imao assuming that was a 3oz bottle

>> No.11855491

this stock market shit is a fucking religion.

>> No.11855817
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>>11850932

Hokey dokey, the day is working out pretty well for my portfolio rebalance plan. Just moving stuff around, changing ratios and so forth. Opened one new position in Canopy Growth as it bounced off long term support earlier this week and is inside candling above that presently. Pic related.

Happy Thanksgiving, burgers. Also pls don't go in to recession k thnx.

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Oh, how the mighty have fallen

>> No.11855893
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How do I invest in dystopian government practices?

>> No.11855971
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why arent you buying bowl america
It never goes down and has a near 5% yield

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>>11855971

You know... I actually might. I have some money coming in soon that I'm going to use to put together a conservative boomer divi kinda portfolio and that's definitely the kind of chart I want to see. Go bowling?

>> No.11856214
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WHY ARE THE MARKETS CLOSED THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!

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>>11856200
In a rising rate enviorement, back checking how they performed during the 90s rising rates and the 2002 - 2007 rising rates in comparison to High yield bonds

Anything like this that has been outperforming bonds with such a yield is a HUGE buy

>> No.11856233

>>11855971
When people start saying "it never goes down", that's when you know something is about to start going down

>>11855452
It was a 5 oz bottle of polistrex
It's definitely a "lol ass 2nd plateau trip"
Not so intense that I can't function, but still enjoyable
A 3rd plateau HBr trip sounds fun at some point way later tho

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>>11856214

Shhh. Burgers are eating turkey. Do not disturb them.

>> No.11856266

>>11855817

Oh cool, Canopy just closed on an uptick.

>> No.11856283

>>11856233
you need to smoke weed with dxm
even if you dont like weed, it actually activates something that turns the dissociative into the real full psychedelic trip. DXM by itself is pretty shitty
It used to be my god but Im on zoloft now so I would die
now Im preparing for my cacti trip in december

>> No.11856284

>>11855893
Invest in surveillance experiment or companies like google or Facebook

>> No.11856327

>>11855893
Invest in diversified media companies, they are basically government agencies at this point

>> No.11856419

>>11855010
Opiates are known to do that
They must be pretty strong if they're having that effect

>> No.11856498
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Goddamnit Curaleaf. Stop being so bullish when I keep passing on trading you.

>> No.11856629
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Anyone else put money in alibaba before the black Friday rebound? After a long losing streak I'm feeling very optimistic about this one, lads

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why is the usa stock market not moving today

>> No.11856654

>>11856629
I got FNGUs
it has baba baidu alongside faang and nvdia

should have gone with FNGO, but its too illiquid
it we rebound just a little it will go up like 80% gains

>> No.11856769

Any good stock market trading games / sims using live data? Preferably with the ASX

I have looked at Best Brokers app but its a bit barebones.

>> No.11856833

Also, has anyone tried my trading strategy? Buy a bunch of penny stocks, set rising sell triggers on everything, then do some petty crime to go to prison for a year or two, use the time to get jacked & use prison's time travel properties, come out to a hefty profit?

What crimes wont freeze my assets?

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Had a lot of time this week. Organizing my financial bookmarks on Chrome.

About to create a sector folder.

Keep yourselves busy on non-trading days, fellas.

>> No.11856888

Canopy Growth director of patient education & advocacy teasing news release for next week on twatter. If it's directly related to her job it will probably have something to do with the pharma side of the business.

>Had a few days at home, now launching for Vancouver, Toronto and Ottawa for a few weeks. ( brrr ) keep your eyes and ears peeled for some very exciting and uplifting ( for a change ) news later this week. :)


https://twitter.com/mzblack/status/1065394943760453632?s=21

>> No.11856896

>>11856654
I got Amazon when it dipped from 2k down to just 1600. Got Wmt to. I think Amazon will rebound, hell they're getting ready to bid for Fox's Sports channels. If they win, hell the number of sports nuts will bring in profit by the ton, specially the Super bowl or other big ticket events.

>> No.11856939

>>11852974
Hodl. Silver 1k EOY

>> No.11856942

>>11856896
Amazon hitting 4k is not unrealistic. A lot of analysts seem to think it'll happen. When that day comes, I'm selling.

>> No.11856986

>>11856646
Its holiday, thanksgiving. We're too busy eating

>> No.11857012

>>11856942
It'll split before then, imo

>> No.11857034

>>11857012
Bezos will never allow the split, he likes big numbers

>> No.11857094
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There is danger of a death cross on the S&P next week. Last two times the 50SMA crossed below the 200SMA were late 2015-2016 and 2011. If it does complete the death cross, history indicates liquidating all long positions is a wise choice, then buy back in when the 50SMA starts to curl back upwards towards the 200 again.

It's not certain this will happen yet. The lines got similarly close together earlier this year before rebounding.

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Are you guys buying individual tickers in this asian dip or just etf or sectors?? Asking as an old fag trader.

>> No.11857142

>>11857094
Or just invest more at the dip instead of trying to time it like a big retard

>> No.11857162

>>11857142
>c-cant t-time the market
every fucking time

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>>11857162
>mfw newfag trip gets uppity

>> No.11857234

I got 1k. Shill me a stock /biz

>> No.11857256

>>11849724
did you know that "Colgate" means "hang yourself" when translated to spanish?

>> No.11857283

don't ever (you) me again you filthy reprobate
just kidding we're all friends here

>> No.11857308

>>11857234
A ETF or Retirement fund would be a good start. Once you get that seeded then you can branch out into individual stocks.

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>> No.11857350

>>11857142
>Or just invest more at the dip instead of trying to time it like a big retard

Suit yourself. However, timing big trend moves like death cross/golden cross on an index is not difficult at all. You have huge margin for error to come out ahead of the index.

>> No.11857404

>>11857012
If Amazon ever splits shares it will get an instant 25%+ bump

Which could cause a couple mini crashes throughout retail stocks

>> No.11857449

>>11857234
UNIRONICALLY APPLE. Buffett-sama is buying and hodling at the price its at right now, posted quarterly numbers ABOVE ANALYSTS ESTIMATE, getting BOG'D right now just because of some shitty tier fud that suppliers are cutting apple shipments. Trust me, apple is worth 2 trillion dollars. Its at like 900 or 850 billion right now. Plus 16 P/E you will literally be stealing from the weak hand sellers. Buy AAPL and medium term AAPL 220 calls. AAPL TO THE MOON!

>> No.11857457

>>11857234
Anymore, the whole start at "$100 and 20 yrs later 200k or more" fad is almost gone. The only way that'll happen is if you get into bio tech and then if that company makes it. Most don't. That's why nearly every growth chart for ETF's all state "growth of 10k. After 20 yrs that 10k will net you 25k, assuming ideal market conditions, more if you invest into it each month. Point is that it takes a massive amount of seed money to get the ball rolling. Just investing $100 and not investing more each month is just tossing that money down the shit hole. The time it takes to make double that you could've just cut back on you regular spending habits instead.

>> No.11857473

>>11857234
Buy Johnson and Johnson.

>> No.11857485

>>11857449
Yeah I got apple during the dip. 5G rollout will be bringing in profit by tons.

>> No.11857512

>>11857485
You are enlightened. I was a fool and bought at 229. But i have also loaded up during this dip at 207 and 179 AAPL MARINES CHECK IN.

>> No.11857565

>>11857234
Disney is another good one. It's a safe bet they'll still be kicking in 30 yrs. Long as Disney world is still around at any rate. The nice fat 0.84 div don't hurt either. So is T and KO

>> No.11857636

>>11857565
T has 6% dividend but im scared that they are going to go belly up with all the debt they carry. What u think?

>> No.11857694

I'm currently doing a mix of long term holding and short term spec plays. Gonna keep my current positions for a year, after which I'll see which spec assets are on the upswing and which are lame ducks. The goal is to sell the spec positions for a nice profit and reinvest that money into my long term holdings. As the coming year goes along I'll dump a little more money each month into my brokerage and divvy it up among st my positions

>> No.11857726

>>11857636
Yeah T has debt due to Time Warner but over time they'll knock it out. T has a lot of profit streams now. The coming 5G rollout, Films, etc all will be bringing in loads of profit for T

>> No.11857742

>>11857726
Huh, im gonna look into T. Maybe that phat 6% dividend will stay secure.

>> No.11857763

>>11857726
T now owns the Harry Potter series. There is still 3 films left to do in the current Fantastic Beast series. So yeah .. Profit is a sure bet

>> No.11857855

>>11856769
Trade commodities in Mount and Blade: Warband
Manipulate the prices by raiding caravans and you'll make it in no time!

>> No.11857860

>>11857636
$180 billion debt but $20 billion free cash flow in 2018 so far. AT&T could deleverage easily but doesn't mean they will.

>> No.11857867

>>11857234
GPRO
warren buffet tier value stock

>> No.11857886
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It's time for the Thanksgiving Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a traditional Thanksgiving feast and I'm praying you all had a nice holiday!

>> No.11857920

>>11857867
Net profit margin is -9.46%...its a warren buffett tier short if i ever seen one.

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>>11857886

>> No.11857973

>>11857867
>net rev is -100m
>EPS is -.88
>.7 d/e
RKG plz
I'm still buying some the day/week before earnings to bog you eternally >:)

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>>11857886
nummy! Happy thank!

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>>11857886
Waiting in line at Walmart (1.5 hours so far ) so that I can get an iphone XR for my mom

Just waiting for the guy to say they ran out so I can get out of line and go home

Holy shit black Friday (late Thanksgiving day) shopping is ugly, idk how people do this

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>>11857954
Based lucky star poster

>>11858076
<3

>>11858134
Did it once, never again.

>> No.11858211

>>11858151
This is my first time, volunteered for my mom since family was still finishing dinner at my house

Regretting it now, can't wait for that guy to come around with the list of crap they've ran out of, announcing there is no more XR's left, so I can go home (only color left last time he came by was yellow, so hope you soon...)

>> No.11858224

>>11858134
>>11858211
black Friday didn't really work in the uk, in general our lazyness far out weighs our greed

>> No.11858270

>>11858224
Everyone has a price, you think too highly of yourselves

>> No.11858279

>>11858134
Heh, I went once, back when DVD players were just becoming a more main stream thing (affordable). Woman had cart with 4 of them in it, people stole 3 of them when her back was turned. There was a damn table not even an isle away loaded with dvd players just ripe for the taking. Then you hear of people fighting over leftover frozen hams and shit; why? I dunno, I just order my shit online and be done with it.

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>>11858134
I can hear the sound of money through this picture ching ching ching
Golden bullrun confirmed. Record sales

>> No.11858316

>>11858293
As a WMT and Amazon stockholder I approve of black friday profits.

>> No.11858318

>>11858270
No amount of discounts is getting me to wait in lines/fight like animals for stock when I can just order it off the net. Fuck. That. It's not pride, we're just lazy and apathetic.

>> No.11858342

>>11857142
>buy the dip
>you cant time the market
Tell me you hear yourself

>> No.11858355

>>11858318
$800 phone with a $600 gift card (so a new iPhone XR for $200 total) can make people do crazy things

Although haven't seen any fights or arguments or thefte, just people complaining about long lines ( and takes 1 hour for the line to move 10 steps)

I've done worse things for far less than $600, 2 hours standing in line ain't shit

Mobs by the entrance walking into the store sounded rowdy when the sales started at 6 though

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>>11853207
>Donald will save markets next Friday
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trumps-tax-cut-party-officially-204513240.html

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>>11857886

Doing good. Leaf thanksgiving was last month and leaf markets were open today. Did fine. Up some nominal amount like 0.25% or something. I did my planned portfolio rebalance pretty easily as volume was very low and not a lot of twitchy unexpected movements to screw things up during my quick sells and buys.

>> No.11858451

>>11858270
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46260739

Best I could find, there's a trend towards more purchases in November than December but nothing directly linking it to black friday. On top of that there's big companies that just don't do it including asda.
On top of all that we have a seperate culture of the January sales that people just call "the sales" so people are less incentivised to buy random shite for "cheap" before then as it greatly reduces FOMO.

>> No.11858453

>>11858399
what a retarded article obviously written by a seething dem
the tax cuts were so companies could raise wages, which they did + buybacks because they have so much extra cash, and still do

>> No.11858464

>>11856833
Rape

>> No.11858468

>>11858318
I didn't have to fight the crowds or anything but I got a damn good deal on a 65" samsung during a after christmas sell at WMT one year. The TV in question wasn't available on the online store or available anyplace online cheaper than the price listed at the store itself. Ended up saving about $300. The only hard part was getting a vehicle to hold the sucker. (I, uh, "borrowed" one of my employer's trucks during my lunch break)

>> No.11858478

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46308586

Welp, so much for a green black friday

fuck you Trump

>> No.11858494

>>11857742
Buy it.

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>>11857920
>>11857973
Nice fud boomer metrics
How much am Xiomoi paying you?

>> No.11858511

>>11858453

Agreed. And I find it very curious the author didn't mention the Fed shitposts weighing down the markets like fat man belly. I understand the market troubles this year are not solely due to the Fed but it is an important component and irresponsible journoing to neglect to mention it in article.

>> No.11858576

>>11858478
>"If we find that it gets to a level where we are going to lose control or where people are going to start getting hurt, we will close entry into the country for a period of time until we can get it under control," he told reporters.

What part of this statement do you find unreasonable? I don't think it will have a direct effect on the markets necessarily. Not unless shutdown happens and stays shut for trade specifically for extended period of time

>> No.11858588

>>11858478
DRUMPF STOP IT
>>11858510
77 shekels per character

>> No.11858589

>>11858576
>I don't think it will have a direct effect on the markets necessarily

Have you looked at futures?

>> No.11858603

>>11858589
theyve been going up filling the gaps the past few hours and america isnt even online

>> No.11858604

>>11858589

You really think that's because of the Mexico thing? I believe it's more about assumption that the October low will have a retest to see if it's a double bottom or will break support.

>> No.11858610

>>11858399
>OMG TAX CUTS CAUSED THE RECESSION
what a retarded liberal.

>> No.11858612

>>11858576
>Not unless shutdown happens and stays shut for trade specifically for extended period of time

You don't have to shut trade down do have an effect. All he needs to do is entertain the idea.

>> No.11858626

>>11858604
>You really think that's because of the Mexico thing?

I think it's mostly due to The orangeman threatening to halt all trade with one of our major trading partners, so yes.

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>>11858610
>mfw the newfag trip gets uppity

>> No.11858631
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Is it possible to become a millionaire when you have a kiwofarms encyclopedia dramatica page?
I'm literally autistic been abused my whole life. Also been homeless forever. Do I still have a chance?

>> No.11858644

>>11849724
when to buy NVIDIA>!!?!?!

>> No.11858652

>>11858630
Shorting women stocks just isn't enough, Comfy. I gotta push the limits of what economists think is humanly possible.
>>11858644
Never. NVDA is over. Gone. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Don't cry because it's over though, smile because it died in a fiery, burning blaze out of hell.

>> No.11858786

>>11858631
That's badass dude, I spent the entirety of my middle school years browsing ED every day.

>> No.11858903

>>11857234
LCI

>> No.11858908

>>11858478
Based.
Scored nice returns this week on puts, and used the last wave up to buy TVIX for tomorrow.

>> No.11858916

>>11858631
Not sure whether or not to be jealous of you.
I want to leave my mark on this world, and money is kind of my means towards doing so, but I don't know if I'd be satisfied with what you've got.

Do you at least have drive? If you can run some kind of vlog shit like PewDiePie, that'd get you there.
Stocks are shit in terms of rapid accumulation of wealth though.

>> No.11858926

>>11858630
i really do hate you comfy.. but i'm pretty sure Dobber is worse than you.. they really are a terrible tripfag

>> No.11858938

>>11857234
Equal parts SSO, QLD, SPXL. The statistically optimized chadfolio.

>> No.11858940

What are some good fighting strategies tomorrow for the black Friday crowds? desu there's not even anything I'm shopping for, I just want to feel alive by inflicting pain and receiving it in a semi-legal setting.

>> No.11858945

>>11857234
IQ

>> No.11858953

>>11858903
>>11858945
based and redpilled.
>>11857234
May I also suggest KO in these trying times?

>> No.11858956

>>11858926
He has stiff competition from me, but I agree, he is the worst

>> No.11858972

>>11858926
>>11858956
=]

>> No.11858996

>>11858940

Arrive dressed up in hockey equipment. Make sure your skates are sharpened.

>> No.11859001

>>11857234
VTGN

>> No.11859014

>>11857234

CARV

>> No.11859020

I wish i had invested into starbucks a few months ago but its what it be lads

>> No.11859030

>>11859020
Nobody ever got rich staying on the sidelines anon. Take a side - don't be a pussy.

>> No.11859043

>>11859014
The meme that backfired and actually made money on a low float.

>> No.11859049

>>11858916
>>11858786
Are you guys missing my point? I made tons of mistakes now I'm getting bullied for years and years on end. I can't get a job because they Google my name and see my Ed page...why would you be jealous?

I do have drive but I cant become famous because then my life would be more ruined.

>> No.11859066

>>11858478
More stocks on sale, neat!

>> No.11859076

>>11859049
who are you

>> No.11859080

>>11859049
>SuperMarioLogan (Powerword: Logan Austin Thirtyacre), is a JewTube channel owned by a nasally voiced faggot that makes videos about him and some other fucktards playing with plushies of their extremely original and creative characters, such as Bowser Junior, Mario and Shrek.
holy fuck, please tell me this is you.

>> No.11859105

>>11858940
Look up some APIs and write some BASH scripts. You can use some shit like crontab to fire that bitch off on 12:00:01am on the dot.
If you have that sucker set up to fire from an EC2 instance in the Seattle data center, I'd bet the requests wouldn't even leave the data center.

>> No.11859169

>>11859076
>>11859080
Why would I say that?
Just tell me I'll be ok faggots

>> No.11859171

>>11858399
>Yahoo is owned by Oath, which is run by Verizon
>>11858453
>>11858610
>Verizon is owned by Democrats

Oh yeah... They own Tumblr too. They probably bleed blue.

>> No.11859193

>>11859169
I suggest you don't pour out your woes on the Internet if you want a specific response. The degree of separation is like asking for chaos. If you actually want change you need to decide to do it on your own, yes it is possible.

>> No.11859203

>>11859169
becaus
1- I don't really believe you
2- need to know what we're working with to give advice
3- I'm nosey
4- I won't help you if you don't

>> No.11859214

>>11859171
Oh yea, reminds me, I found out my dad now works for Verizon today at Thanksgiving dinner. You don't think the SEC would mind if I short it right?
>>11859169
>Just tell me I'll be ok faggots
You'll be ok, faggot.

>> No.11859233

>>11859193
How is it possible when my fucking life is ruined?

>>11859203
I have no reason to lie. Its like life wants us mentally disabled people to die. We get sent to socialize something we can't fucking do than when we fail we go retreat to our minds where we just get worse. It's a fucking hell.
Why would I say I don't want more attention directly associated with that.

>>11859214
Thanks

>> No.11859239

>>11859030
I agree. Gonna build up my bank account for a bit then start investing probably late next year when i know more about stocks. Unless something comes along like starbucks which i think i can make some money off of

>> No.11859248

>>11859239
>gotta build up my bank account
I'll take, "What are SPY credit spreads," for $0.24, Alex.

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>>11859214
>Oh yea, reminds me, I found out my dad now works for Verizon today at Thanksgiving dinner. You don't think the SEC would mind if I short it right?
did he tell you anything about verizon's business? has he ever done so in the past? will he ever in the future?

if the answer is yes, then that is the definition of insider trading, and you should prepare for a massive anal raping from the SEC and IRS if you do decide to trade verizon stocks (or more importantly, make money from trading verizon stocks)

people have done hard time for far less

>> No.11859258

>>11859043

It gets P&D'd every 4-6 months. Just buy low and wait.

>> No.11859273

>>11859233
let me ask you this, how is some retard on 4chan "knowing" who you are going to effect you in any way? Other than letting us give you more specific advice.

>> No.11859275

>>11859255
Nah, he only told me he manages a store out in bumfuck nowhere. He hasn't told me what he actually does or what Verizon does or any shit like that. I think he sells phones? Mainly because when I walk in a Verizon store, it's to buy a phone so I guess? I really have no idea though lmao.

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>>11859275
people have been jailed for trading based on random stock info from strangers advice on internet messaging boards, so be careful if you do start making money with verizon stocks, because SEC will start sniffing around if anything looks bad (sell day before a major drop, buy before a major jump)

>> No.11859332

>>11859312
hmm. I'll write an affadavit then with my lawyer. What about shorting AT&T because I know for a fact Randall is a coke addict?

>> No.11859356

Uber & Lyft; I'm looking forward to them next year. Uber will be a nice way to turn a quick profit, Lyft to. Buy in early; let the hype carry the stock to lofty heights, then sell 90% of my shares. Keep the 10% in just in case long term both companies make it. Take my profits from the selling and dump it into my other long term holdings.

>> No.11859386

>>11857855

I will drink from your skull!

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>>11859332
do it up, kind of hard for that to get you in trouble in court I imagine

(also keep in mind SEC likes to go after big fish, not guppies)

>> No.11859400

>>11859388
>milk, skim
that's the only thing wrong in this picture kek.

>> No.11859403

>>11859233
Only you can fix your life, all we can do is root for you. Move, change your name, get a job, do something.

>> No.11859476

>>11857142
Nice shill

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>BLACK FRIDAY CHEAPIES
>ONE DAY ONLY

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>>11859533
check'd and kek'd

>> No.11859555

>>11859248
WHAT are these things anon?

>> No.11859581

>>11859555
They're God's blessing on this miserable hell of an Earth. Go sell as many of them as you can.

>> No.11859656

>>11855491
>Babbys first realisation that money is our god

>> No.11859913

>>11859581
Dobber, last night I bitched out at you when you said "I'm going to sell puts against HALO/AGEEF" I definitely misunderstood that you wanted the stock to move up. Again sorry for being a prick to you. Thanks for being supportive for the company too. I was just on the defensive from so many people discrediting smaller companies automatically. What you offered to do was actually quite thoughtful.

I would help you on the American AGEEF side, but I only can access the Canadian side of things.

>> No.11859930

>>11859913
Don't even sweat it anon. Go shill HALO and make that sumbitch grow into the next bubble.

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>>11859386
>mfw I have 50 recruit level swadians
>mfw they have 20 sea raiders
They drank from my skull

>> No.11860095

>>11860002
If you can’t 1v100 sea raiders at level 1 with just yourself, a rusty sword, and a horse, you suck at the game and don’t deserve to own land.

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we SHOULD gap up tonight

>> No.11860115

>>11860105
FUCK OFF BULLFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

futures are red, last I checked. This is an easy bear play. Welcome to the /depression/.

>> No.11860127

>>11860105
The markets tommorow are uncertain, but December will be the month of the Bull.

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>>11860095
Currently playing as a rich nobleman's son with 5 strength as a pacifist.
I'm peak onions and only date sand nigger women
I watch all my level 1 troops run to their death then retreat when they die
I maxx out all taxation on my fief
lol as the peasants life

>> No.11860147

>>11859930
Can you post your holdings? I am very interested in your story.

>> No.11860149

>>11860127
>December will be the month of the Bull.
i'm leaning toward this aswell.. tax sell off is over.. will probably get another sell off in February for taxes

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>>11860105
apologize

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>>11860147
Current contracts - I just had a bunch of SPY expire yesterday so I only have these up on robinhood. I also bought 21 shares of $KO (IRA, not robinhood) after an anon called me out shilling coke like I always do and said I probably don't even hold any.

>> No.11860179

>>11860149
Everything points towards at least a trade truce and we halt the drama, that wouldn’t rock the markets socks or anything, but maybe a couple green weeks at least. Powell has a speech coming up and makes his final decision in two weeks about he handles the near term. Will be interesting to see if he stays unfaltering from all the pressure he is getting.

>> No.11860188

>>11858355
Should have downloaded some podcasts

>> No.11860242

>>11860188
It's ok, I made it home after 2 hours, and ended up getting it after all, so it wasn't time wasted

Plus I got to talk to some trailer trash qt's

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>>11860147
and the 21 coke i own

>> No.11860270

>>11860147
doober has a 1,000 portfolio all in KO.. he'll be gone soon.

>> No.11860286

>>11860270
Yeah cuz KO is dying rn

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>>11860105
>no work tomorrow
>going to take 2 grams of niacin and live out my daytrader fantasies while meditating on Babalon and reading Thunder Perfect Mind over and over
>>11860141
Nothin' but nord huscarls nigga

>> No.11860293

>>11860242
>Plus I got to talk to some trailer trash qt's
That's my fetish

>> No.11860311

>>11860270
yea, the only thing i have to say to this is:

GETCHUR DIVVIES MUH NIGGIES

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>>11860293
indeed, girls with low self esteem will do truly terrible things to please you

plus you usually get a sense of superiority when you talk to them because 9/10 of them are retarded

plus plus they tend to be thiccc

the only downside is they tend to be against abortions because low IQ, so you gotta be careful if you do get lucky enough to fugg them, since most are not worthy mothers to raise offspring with

>> No.11860455

>>11859049
Try changing your legal name.
Don't stream under your actual name.

>>11859169
>Just tell me I'll be ok faggots
Yeah, you'll be fine. I can't imagine you're that fucked.

>> No.11860530

>>11860383
I don't like the thicc ones though. Just the skinny ass meth head will do anything for a bump chicks

>> No.11860564

>>11859233
>I have no reason to lie. Its like life wants us mentally disabled people to die. We get sent to socialize something we can't fucking do than when we fail we go retreat to our minds where we just get worse. It's a fucking hell.
Yeah, I hate soft skills. I've tried as hard as I can to never need them in my life... There's no fucking avoiding it. I hate it so much.

>>11859248
>Options and gambling

>>11859273
That's a good point.
I remember when teh_profit said we were all stupid for faceposting though, and I kind of agreed

>>11859214
>Oh yea, reminds me, I found out my dad now works for Verizon today at Thanksgiving dinner. You don't think the SEC would mind if I short it right?
Only if he tells you shit about what's going on inside Verizon.
It's much safer to just not touch it though.
Also,
>shorting the company that your dad works for
This really makes me think.

>>11859275
Any info that he gives you on how sales are going is definitely insider info.

>>11859356
Ha. Good luck with that.

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>>11860564
>shorting the company that your dad works for
lol i know that sounds bad but, to my left, the part of my family that's into dealing drugs and committing arson. To the right, the part of my family that're straight-edge christians with cushy office jobs and no real working of the world.

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

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>>11860617
>>11860564
>>>shorting the company that your dad works for
but how do I short the federal government?

>> No.11860661

>>11860649
oh that's easy lmao. Just short oil.

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>>11860242
>trailer trash qt's
Fuck. Maybe I should try this black Friday shit.

>>11860383
>indeed, girls with low self esteem will do truly terrible things to please you
<3 <3 <3

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SURPRISE MOVIE NIGHT since there are a lot of people on right now and I'm putting this on in the background

CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING AT LINK STREAM

>> No.11860733

>>11860530
Yeah, thicc is gross.

>>11860617
>lol i know that sounds bad but, to my left, the part of my family that's into dealing drugs and committing arson. To the right, the part of my family that're straight-edge christians with cushy office jobs and no real working of the world.
Being a bag of shit really does seem to attract christian qts. I think they just have a bleeding heart that's made for the taking.
The more I experience, the more that I just lose trust and faith in how I want things to be.
I don't think I'll ever be able to find a chick that I can trust.

>>11860649
Try TBT for shorting treasuries... Or you could short municipal bonds?
Shorting the US economy is easy. Shorting the government seems like stupid /pol/-tier shit.

>> No.11860768

>>11849741
t. tooth fairy

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>>11860661
so in other words, long Fission/Fusion?

but I already do that

>>11860669
>>Fuck. Maybe I should try this black Friday shit.
it doesnt need to be a holiday to find trailer trash qt's at a walmart
>>indeed, girls with low self esteem will do truly terrible things to please you
><3 <3 <3
agreed ;D


>>11860733
>>Yeah, thicc is gross.
true plebeian tastes tbqh, disappointing

>Shorting the government seems like stupid /pol/-tier shit.
agreed, but shorting every government that isnt American does not sound like a bad idea...

>> No.11860862

investing is for pussies
trading gets you pussy
shitcoin is for children

simple as

don't @ me

>> No.11860883

>>11860862

The real money is in convincing people you can manage their money better than them and then taking a fee off the top.

>> No.11860938

>>11860883
/ROGUEWAVE'd/

>> No.11860962

>>11860701
thanks for the movie night comfy. See you in 9 hours on the markets.

>> No.11861246

>>11860938
Kek

>> No.11861263

Read all the shit but may as ask here. Any suggestions on brockages for an aussie just starting with only 500$?

>> No.11861281

>>11861263
>500$?
better off playing the slots

>> No.11861296

>>11861263
I think aussies get Pepperstone. TDAmeritrade might serve you guys too but idk shit about upsidedownland.

>> No.11861389

>>11860149
>>11860105
>>11860127
lol, charts say to 2550 soon, 2450 after the bounce. gl with that bull run

>> No.11861469

>>11849724
Will Amazon come down a lot more?

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Will it hit 2000 again??

>> No.11861661

>>11861596
O JUST, speak thy soft sweet lies in mine ear
Nie, here come thy bulls deft thine will oft hear
Preach thy swift message, O hard harbinger
Thus bulls shalt turn joyous words to Anger

>> No.11861740
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Long $WEN, Short $ATVI

>> No.11861783

>>11860610
>>11860922

>> No.11861962

>>11861740
Brutal.

>> No.11862037

oil

>> No.11862103

>>11861661
I'm impressed. That was more sophisticated than your usual posts.

>> No.11862187

Will we see green tomorrow for nasdaq? Fucking sick of this red bullshit. Fuck.

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>>11859255
good luck nailing down what "material and non-public" actually means

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>>11862103
oh don't get me wrong it's straight back to shitting up the board on market open. See you there, handsome.
>>11862187
no.

>> No.11862702

>>11862187
Yes. The winter will surely boost productivity. Nothing spurs growth quite like having Christmas breaks and snow all over the fields and roads.

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>>11849724
learned quite a bit here, thank you og anons

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>>11860105
;_;
onnatha gap down

>> No.11862931

>>11862902
wtf its going up liar

>> No.11863013

>>11862902
We'll now begin the pushup section. Ready? Begin.

DOWN

>> No.11863035

Why are US futures down when Euro is up?

>> No.11863077
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>STMicro
>Bouygues
>Valeo
>Schneider EL
Hon hon hon

>> No.11863181

>>11863035
Thanksgiving anomaly, as well as a higher probability for a soft brexit.

>> No.11863241

>>11861641
is that Trump's doing?

>> No.11863342

>>11863035
Wait till you see Oil.

>> No.11863932

NEW THREAD
>>11863929
>>11863929
>>11863929

>> No.11863989

>>11863932
Good work