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what do I do with this

>> No.11837391

For $450 I'll tell you.

>> No.11837403

Such my dicks and I tell you

>> No.11837405

Gimme

>> No.11837438

>>11837382
make a td ameritrade account and a kraken account and low leverage short everything

>> No.11837445

>>11837382
open up a hot dog cart

>> No.11837449

>>11837438
I don't know what any of that means

>> No.11837452

give it to a hedge fund manager in the energy sector

>> No.11837455

>>11837426
ok sir i will do the needful

>> No.11837466

>>11837449
open up a hot dog cart

>> No.11837467

Spend $10.000 on scratches

Odds are 100 in 1,000,000 to win $1,000,000.

Repeat till you win the top prize

>> No.11837472

>>11837452
Sage anon. Are we talking the recent crude oil and gas topic? :P

>> No.11837474

>>11837452
I don't know what that means

>> No.11837477

>>11837449
td ameritrade is a stock broker

kraken is crypto exchange

shorting is selling something you don't have under the condition you buy it back eventually. it is how you make money off the price going down.

anyone still just passively putting money into stocks or crypto prob aren't gonna see good gains for years. this is the time to either sit in cash or short, or just play really quick bounces.

>> No.11837480

>>11837474
No dont listen to this anon, he was trolling you sage style.

Look google optionsellers going dark. Thank me later.

>> No.11837505

Drugs and hookers.

>> No.11837515

>>11837382
Get yerself some bondzzz

>> No.11837527

>>11837426
anon dont listen to this anon

invest in my cybersex technology that will usher in the new era of masturbation.

>> No.11837547

>>11837382
Just go to the bank and say you want to put in a CD (Certificate of Deposit) This market is going to hell and cash is king

>> No.11837573
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>>11837547
>Markets crashing
>Lock up capital now at 2.5%

>> No.11837669

>>11837382
Pay off my loan I owe 92000$

>> No.11837716

give me one reason why I shouldn't just let it sit in my savings account until I kill myself in a few years

>> No.11837742

ALLIN ON LINK

>> No.11837768

>>11837382
Wait for sub $100 ETH and load the fuck up

>> No.11837831

>>11837716
you could do private loans with some of it and know the money is helping someone get ahead

>> No.11837921

Start a business anon
Most entrepeneurs would kill for that money

>> No.11837925

>>11837426
It's a bit much for just the 7 letters "buy link"

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11838697

>it says here you once lost 80% of your initial investment and went on a 6 month crack binge, can you explain?

>> No.11838717

>>11837382
All in LINK. It's has a great product kind sir

>> No.11838828

If you're English, open a kebab shop near cdancing club anon...

>> No.11838864

>>11837382
My 5000$ buy limit at 100$ ETH is still open. I'm afraid it won't go that low

>> No.11838884

>>11838864
*putting tips of indexing finger and thumb together while having the rest of the hand's fingers straight*

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OP buy my domain PepeFrog.com !

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>>11837382
unironically follow these simple instructions in pic related. thank biz later with a giveaway thread once you are a millionaire in the next 3-5 years.

>> No.11839691 [DELETED] 

>>11837382

You send bitcoin to this adress ( nothing more than 1K* is ok )
13EQMGej3A7t1jH36D1k8vD9gCUvrVSah5

Then i'll drop here my entire fap folder of /S/ back from 2008. ( oldfag here) .

pls

>> No.11839717

>>11837382
I am starting a TA course.
The course will take 1 month.
first week it's all training, the last three weeks live trading together.
Cost for the course is $500.
Limited seats.

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>>11837382
You know what to do.

>> No.11839796

>>11838938
im new to this, I put 1500 eur on link, can somebody explain why I need a virtual wallet. im using crypto.com and i assumed that thats enough

>> No.11839971

>>11839796
can somebody help me out

>> No.11840282

>>11839971
Lurk moar

>> No.11840389

>>11837382
buy zcoin

>> No.11840394

>>11840282
no, i dont want to spend my time around weird autists, im just going to assume that im fine

>> No.11840939

>>11837382
Open a vangaurd account a ROTH IRA and a regular IRA. You can put 5000$ in the IRA a year and when you are 65 withdraw that shit tax free. Buy some stocks and ETFS to get dividends off your money. You can also open a regular trading account and but high dividend stocks to make sure your money is making money.

If you have any business ventures or live in an area where a franchise might do well opening a turnkey operation like a self car wash station or smol restaurant might be a good move.

>> No.11840973

>>11837466
unironically this.
you'll triple your money in a summer