/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11836185]

>make it with crypto
>get an asian mail order bride
Is this the /biz/ dream?

>"This didn't happen to me but rather happened to my uncle when his bride arrived. Every day for the first few weeks he would get home and find his wife hard at work cleaning their house and she was always really sweaty despite the AC being set to 70. He didn't think it was odd until he noticed she didn't get sweaty cleaning like that when he was home. After maybe a month he asks her why and she admitted to him that she turned off the AC when he left for work every day so they could save on the power bill. This was the first of many times she proved she didn't care about herself and only cared about him. It was also one of the first times he had to help her understand that he didn't think of her as a lower class and he didn't feel like he owned her despite how she felt. 15 years later they're still together and are a happier couple than anyone else I know."

[Anonymous No.11836216]

>>11836185
Absolutely none of those women are attractive.

[Anonymous No.11836218]

>tfw work from home
>tfw no asian mail order bride to keep me company

[Anonymous No.11836224]

>>11836185
Ugly women gooky kooky

[Anonymous No.11836227]

>>11836185
Living the Asian waifu dream huh Anon?

[Anonymous No.11836255]

>>11836216
the males aren't attractive either, so it's a match. Ugly deserves ugly, hope they never breed.

[Anonymous No.11836270]

>>11836185
i'd rather have a companion than a slave, anon

[Anonymous No.11836280]

Imagine being so pathetic you actually have to buy a gf

She won't like you, she will just hate you less than whatever poor country she wants to escape from

The peak of betaness

[Anonymous No.11836314]

>"My friend Richard has a mail-order bride from the Philippines. He's a scruffy redneck long-haul trucker from West Virginia, she's tiny, slender, and ten years his junior. At first she cooked, cleaned, and kept his bed warm, but after a few years she told him she wanted an education. He put in a ton of overtime and saved up enough to put her through college. She's a physician's assistant now and makes more money than he ever has, but she still makes him dinner and makes a point of always being waiting at the door when he gets back from a long haul. They've been together for 20 years now and its a joy to see them together."

>"I used to work retail with a Philippino woman who was a mail order bride. She was a tiny little thing, around 35 years old, and her husband was a very large, stocky white man around 50-55. I thought it was very weird when she first told me, but when I met him and saw them together, it actually seemed like a nice fit. He was always coming into the store to bring her lunch or to buy her things, and pick her up from work on his motor scooter. It was pretty cute watching them ride it together. It seemed like he really enjoyed spoiling her, and when she talked about him, she seemed very much in love with him. It didn't appear that he was particularly wealthy or anything, but he treated her very well and they seemed very happy. Just before I left that job, she had just became pregnant with their first child :)"

[Anonymous No.11836321]

Nah I already have a hot Korean gf. No need for some brown Philipino stinker.

[Anonymous No.11836325]

Mail order brides > Western trash

>https://www.internationallovescout.com/the-truth/divorce-and-the-mail-order-bride
>"The United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) reports that “…marriages arranged through [mail order bride] services would appear to have a lower divorce rate than the nation as a whole, fully 80 percent of these marriages having lasted over the years for which reports are available.” The USCIS also reports that “… mail-order bride and e-mail correspondence services result in 4,000 to 6,000 marriages between U.S. men and foreign brides each year.”

[Anonymous No.11836333]

My uncle got a mail order bride when he was 65. His bride was 37.

For a start it was weird and he tells how she’d cook meals and stand behind him so she couldn’t be seen but could attend to anything he wanted. she would insist he finish before a massage and being tucked into bed. She seemed under the impression that a man was to be kept like a king and she was there for food and sex.

She would only eat for herself after he was asleep. He tells us he had to metaphorically beat the submissiveness out of her.

Now 14 years later they have three kids, she is fucking insane in that fun-insane kind of way, and more a part of the family than most of the extended family I grew up with. Cultures well and truly blended beautifully.

And when she visits, I get substantially fatter.

[Anonymous No.11836477]

Is op insane, or is he just copy pasting cringe shit from some mail order forum for retarded Boomers?

[Anonymous No.11836492]

>>11836477
I'm neither insane, nor am I posting any cringe. Fuck off roastie.

[Anonymous No.11836522]

>>11836477
I'm neither insane, nor am I posting any cringe. Fuck off roastie.

[Anonymous No.11836524]

>>11836492
>Too beta for a looksmatch white girl
>Has to gets an inferior gook wife
COPE

[Anonymous No.11836563]

>being so much of a loser you have to buy a SEAmonkey wife
I can't imagine a more pitiful existence.

[Anonymous No.11836567]

>>11836185
Is this real? Do such women exist?

>>11836270
Me too, but in my experience, if the woman doesn't respect you, it all ends in tears.

[Anonymous No.11836571]

>>11836524
t. mad roastie

>>11836567
They do.

[Anonymous No.11836605]

>>11836185
>bride
>tying yourself down to a woman instead of fucking hookers and smoking weed all the time
>actually wanting a constant source of drama and conflict in your life

I've never met a woman who didn't eventually start fights for no reason, cause all sorts of drama and cause stress, and most of them will cheat on you at the drop of a hat, and justify it to themselves.

No strings attached sex is the ONLY thing you should be wanting from the women.

[Anonymous No.11836613]

white women are superior in every way

[Anonymous No.11836630]

I'm going to the Philippines to lose my virginity, at the gogo bars there I cam get 7 beautiful women for the night for the price of one hour with a high end escort here in America. I would not want to marry them though. I unironically feel responsible to have kids with a blonde haired blue eyed woman since I am also blonde hair blue eyed

[Anonymous No.11836641]

I like white women even if they’re roasties

[Anonymous No.11836646]

>>11836630
why would you want to go fuck a third world rat instead of a nice white woman anon. dont you want only the best for yourself

[Anonymous No.11836651]

>>11836571
C O P E
O
P
E

so ugly you need insectoids

[Anonymous No.11836653]

>>11836613
Yeah right, who doesn't love white "women"...

[Anonymous No.11836668]

>>11836646
I agree, you better man up and marry stacy who needs a new father for Tyrone's child, you manbabies!

[Anonymous No.11836681]

Who cares if your wife had sex with 25 guys before you? The past is the past!

[Anonymous No.11836687]

>>11836653
You really want to start comparing the worst of each race?

[Anonymous No.11836706]

>>11836314
My question: why did white women abandon this? Why do they prefer chasing tyrones BBC instead of cute romantic couples with white men? Why why why??!!

[Anonymous No.11836709]

>>11836681

Why are you posting Jewish comments

I thought you were trying to flame white women

[Anonymous No.11836715]

>>11836653
is that fucking amy schumer?

[Anonymous No.11836726]

>>11836605
Low quality men attract low quality women. You might trick some braindead yellow into thinking you're not a socially retarded weirdo, but they'll work it out eventually. I live in Japan, I see this shit all the time.

[Anonymous No.11836731]

>>11836706
Sexual revolution, feminism, "progressive" politics

They are taught that being slutty is the right way to live, and if you want to be pure and have a family, you are being oppressed and mindwashed.

[Anonymous No.11836737]

>>11836646
Filipinas are beautiful, and they love white dick. I set my tinder location there and have had attention from some qt's and if they were American white woman they would not even consider spitting on me

[Anonymous No.11836740]

[Anonymous No.11836754]

>>11836668
sounds like you cant attract a quality american woman. i really dont blame you! they have high standards.

[Anonymous No.11836755]

>>11836706
the (((pill)) and television (((programming)))

[Anonymous No.11836762]

>>11836731
She has massive fatty arms.

[Anonymous No.11836764]

>>11836653
>>11836668
>>11836681
>>11836709
>>11836571
>>11836740
>>11836731
This is some major levels of COPE

[Anonymous No.11836780]

>>11836185
Gay. My dream is to make it and buy a house in Eastern Europe and get a slavic orthodox Christian wife.

[Anonymous No.11836790]

>wanting a crazy asian wife

Are you fucking retarded?
God damn fucking Americans and their race mixing obsession.
Enjoy divorce and paying alimony.

[Anonymous No.11836794]

>>11836477
that's exactly it

[Anonymous No.11836871]

>>11836762
That is part of the construct of the meme. She was probably stacked while she was burning through the 60 dudes in two semesters. Now that she is spent, she is ready for love.

[Anonymous No.11837377]

I'm always morbidly curious at these threads. Why get some disgusting asian that you ultimately have to pay for when you can get a white goddess Russian girlfriend who you can date normally before marrying.