/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.11833611]

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed]
Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11828063

[Anonymous No.11833658]

designer babies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3GJOIBebs

[Anonymous No.11833757]

vr is about to change everything.

[Anonymous No.11833762]

Fuck shitcoiners

[Anonymous No.11833767]

Tomorrow will be a green day.

[Anonymous No.11833790]

What did my friend Steven mean by this
I can't into options

[Anonymous No.11833853]

>>11833790
beats me. that shit seems like legit gambling to me. i just hold bags and get dividends.

[Anonymous No.11833878]

>>11833790
Seems like he's probably overestimating the chance of profit (and probably the realistic margin of profit).

[Anonymous No.11834018]

Who here /JUST'dbeyondbelief/?

[Anonymous No.11834038]

FAANG is on sale lads

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.11834043]

Asian markets not giving a fuck. They're up.

[Anonymous No.11834095]

>>11834043
futures too.

Think we hit max fear until Trump meeting

might rally slightly till then

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.11834102]

>>11833543
>That 8-10% suicide rate is real.
Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiit

[Anonymous No.11834103]

My friends are making fun of me for swing trading and then proceed showing off their luxuries and shit because I'm "a pussy"

[Anonymous No.11834137]

>>11834043
no

[Anonymous No.11834144]

>>11834102
Yeah. The worst part is if you aren't someone with no empathy you will get fucked over by it. Because they have barely any hope of improving and are impossible to deal with.

You are basically dealing with someone whose personality didn't develop because their uncle touched them or Mommy beat them each night while blaming them for it.

It's a fucked up personality flaw. Not even like mental illness either because it's not like some overtaken temporary thing. It's a malformed brain that can't be cured because it is who they are.

[Anonymous No.11834204]

anyone do algorithmic trading/hft? tips on where to start reading? i have a math background and have wanted to try my hand at it, at least in theory, i understand the barrier to entry.

[Anonymous No.11834236]

>>11834204
>https://www.reddit.com/r/algotrading/comments/7g2yuh/list_of_online_courses_to_learn_algotrading/
Take all these courses and then look into books on the topic. I'm assuming you have a programming background. If not, use
>https://github.com/ossu/computer-science

[Anonymous No.11834342]

>>11834236
yes i do, thank you

[Anonymous No.11834370]

It will go green tomorrow, but the gains won't be enough before another deep red dive.

Bearfags still winning, Bullfaggots on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.11834424]

GOLDEN BULLRUN TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.11834478]

NASDAQ BYND is IPOing with fake meat.

[Anonymous No.11834556]

buying up more SSO and QLD on sale brehs

get this 20% discount ezlike

[Anonymous No.11834577]

>>11834478
i'm vegan and prefer whole foods that are just vegan rather than the weird I Can't Believe It's Not Butter thing

if i wanted to eat meat i'd eat meat, i eat oatmeal a lot because i'm ok with it, don't tell me you've found some frankenstein process where my oatmeal tastes 70% like chicken. i don't want chicken and 100% oatmeal tastes better than 70% chicken.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.11834635]

>>11834144
>Yeah. The worst part is if you aren't someone with no empathy you will get fucked over by it. Because they have barely any hope of improving and are impossible to deal with.
The one that I met doesn't give me the walking on eggshells vibe.
She gets a lot of orbiters and won't tell any to fuck off... But I think she has a fear of abandonment from any single one of them and will start lashing out when they try to leave, I think.

>You are basically dealing with someone whose personality didn't develop because their uncle touched them or Mommy beat them each night while blaming them for it.
Oh. Another good thing to look up. Backstories for people that have it.

[Anonymous No.11834703]

>>11834577
haha it really is silly how they like to market it as meat. i love it when i ask someone what i'm actually eating and they dont know. still, people will buy it.

[Anonymous No.11834706]

>>11834635
Well, it's not like everyone with BPD is the same or everyone with narcissism is the same. It's a personality traits we all have just taken to extremes that break the system.

I'd be cautious of categorizing anyone by it as the same. Just a general trend and also being mentally ill is kind of a trend people want to belong to these days so they can bitch on tumblr or twitter.

[Anonymous No.11834730]

>>11834703
fake meat has enormous potential

[Anonymous No.11834747]

>>11834730
when is the ipo?

[Anonymous No.11834755]

>>11834747
The image is a competitor, Impossible meats, which have a better tasting version.

Idk the ipo, they just filed no date set

[Anonymous No.11834812]

>>11834103
they just want to drag you into their hand to mouth ghetto rich lifestyle. ignore them and continue building wealth.

[Anonymous No.11835013]

>>11834038
come up with faggy accorynm and shit hype it then get rekt

[Anonymous No.11835023]

Damn; if I'd only have shorted Amzn today. Coulda make a nice profit. Afraid to try to short tomorrow cause fuck, watch it climb back. God the black friday/Christmas shopping can't get here quick enough; Amzn will be rolling in the profit then,lol.

[Anonymous No.11835112]

Anyone holding NBEV?

[Anonymous No.11835164]

>>11833611
>RH downgraded me to a cash account without my knowledge so havent been able to buy FB puts for the past week because all of my money is being held hostage

fuck zoomers

[Anonymous No.11835200]

>>11833790
How did he calculate the "probability of profit"

[Anonymous No.11835227]

>>11835112
Not anymore; I sold before it tanked. Also once the KO deal failed I knew it was doomed.

[Anonymous No.11835249]

>>11835227
you're a coward
fight me

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.11835279]

>>11835249

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11835311]

>>11835200
probably from back testing the feb 5 - feb 15th scenario

[Anonymous No.11835349]

GE just keeps droping im in 2k at 8 im riding this bus of the cliff pray for me anons

[Anonymous No.11835365]

>>11835311
propbly am tested feb 5 - feb 15 scenario*

[Anonymous No.11835382]

well trade war tensions are only getting worse. short everything.

[Anonymous No.11835412]

i keep buying more and more as long as we stay in a correction

am i going to get YIKES'D or what

another 20% drop and we will be done with recession right? then we moon again?

[Anonymous No.11835425]

>>11835412
y-yeah haha

[Anonymous No.11835468]

>>11835412
bull soon
big bull

[Anonymous No.11835484]

>>11834478 >>11834703
my friend had this at a local restaurant. he got hit "rare" and said it "bled" when he bit into it. the vegan/ vegetarian market is growing

[Anonymous No.11835488]

tfw when the cheapies get cheapier

[Anonymous No.11835499]

>>11835200

A strangle is buying a simultaneous put and call. Looks like he's assuming a normal distribution for SPY returns and I think he's calculating the probability that the change in SPY, in either direction, will exceed a certain value (which is silly for a few reasons, the first being that SPY returns don't follow a normal).

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.11835543]

>>11834706
I'm definitely not done with this topic. I will cede for today though.

[Anonymous No.11835560]

>>11835412
Just think of it this way anon:
If the bull market comes back you'll make money in the long run, so long as you keep putting money in and are willing to hold for a very long time.
If the bull market never comes back and it keeps going down forever money will no longer be a problem for you. When that happens only food, water, and bullets will matter.

[Anonymous No.11835582]

>>11835543
I just meant it's unlikely the general category would fit the person perfectly. It would be impossible to judge the person just from a person's description. It's more of a category than exact personality

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.11835608]

>>11835349
bro you gotta hedge that shit, sell spreads or buy puts.

Also who here excited for tomorrow? I've got 2 sets of contracts expiring, both on SPY, way in the money. Shit is free money yo.

[Anonymous No.11835648]

>>11835412
indexes have death crosses anon. this is a bear market not a correction. you will lose money if you long them right now.

[Anonymous No.11835705]

how do I into money

[Anonymous No.11835723]

>>11835705
money can be exchanged for goods and services

[Anonymous No.11835729]

How did you make money from falling oil prices?

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.11835730]

>>11835723
Profound. Truly.

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11835738]

>>11835723
but I wanted a peanut

[Anonymous No.11835830]

>>11835729
if you have oil now, you can sell it and buy it back later
then you'll have the same amount of oil but more money

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.11835833]

I have a feeling we're close to a deal with China boys. Load up on those calls!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1065102519188275201

[Anonymous No.11835883]

>>11835833
You sure?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1033806516632125440

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.11835966]

>>11835833
red monday
red tuesday
hopeful tuesday night <--- you are here
red wednesday
delicious thursday
red friday

[Anonymous No.11836018]

The market is just dumb. Ignore the movements. None of them have accurate predictions.

long tech
short autos
short real estate

[Anonymous No.11836026]

so what's the deal with sentiment in the stock market right now? Do people think we are in a bear market yet, or just entering one, does everyone expect a crash soon? I want to buy in after -50%, will I ever be able to?

[Anonymous No.11836039]

>>11836026
I'd say buy in now to the most depressed stocks and you'll be fine or fucked, idk either one man just roll the dice and stop being a bitch.

[Anonymous No.11836080]

Buy CL
this shit doesnt know down

[Anonymous No.11836121]

>>11835560
this is hwo i explain it to my friends too, either i make money or i dont need moeny anymore. either way i guess im ultimately content.

[Anonymous No.11836124]

>>11836026
I assume that modern news/journalism has fully devolved to the point that its only existence is to attempt to mold and shape public opinion.

So with that said, right now its constant FUD articles. They want you to be afraid. They want you to capitulate.

But they left themselves an out by mentioning that the economy is still in a good place despite the zombie apocalypse.

So its probably time to buy. Or damn close to it.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.11836192]

>>11836124
kraft foods should totally make those mozzerella sticks and sell 'em, I would 100% invest all in, buy calls and sell puts if they did.

[Anonymous No.11836435]

I dont know how you guys can be long anything right now. So many stocks (esp tech) are due for a 50% haircut. NVDA is going to 100. AMD is going to 10.GE is going to 4. everything else is going to feb lows then maybe lower with any catalyst. how tf are the triple digit PE shakeshacks going to survive a bear market?

[Anonymous No.11836545]

>>11836026

Most people aren't thinking about the stock market. Only a very slim majority of Americans (like 51%) even own stocks, and most of those are in 401k boomer shit.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11836620]

>>11836435
niggers

[Anonymous No.11836642]

>>11836435
NVDA already had a 50% chop. AMD too. They're not going that low without a full blown 2008 level meltdown.

And there is no catalyst for that yet.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.11836659]

>>11836620
Seconded.
>>11836435
niggers

[Anonymous No.11836720]

I started trading options about a year ago and since then I've lost $10k - $5k in the last 2 months foolishly trying to recoup earlier losses - and I feel like shit
I'm going to stop trading, but can you guys berate me or encourage me or anything, I'm too ashamed to tell anyone in my real life and I needed to get this off my chest to anyone

[Anonymous No.11836770]

>>11836720
thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.11836795]

tumblr is deleting porn blogs

go long on twitter, every furfag, weird daddyplay shit is all going to twitter now

[Anonymous No.11836844]

>>11836795
nah this is just going to draw even more attention to tumblr as a porn destination once they revert the deletions

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11836862]

>>11836795
why? I didn't think they had advertisers on there.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.11836904]

>>11836720

[Anonymous No.11836933]

>>11836720
Get rekt fag

[Anonymous No.11836934]

>>11836720
just doubledown /b/ro

[Anonymous No.11836935]

>>11836862
twitter is one of few big platforms with porn
without tumblr it gets bigger

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.11836956]

>>11836935
Who's to say twitter won't follow in tumblr's footsteps? They seem to sure like following in Facebook's footsteps in regards to banning certain people and pages.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11836958]

>>11836862
It got removed from the Apple store because of a CP problem they never fixed the last five years
Imagine being placed on the same level as infinite chan

[Anonymous No.11836974]

>>11836720

Trading on the ASX for about 18months now with a mix of longterm, short term and day trading activities and am now deep in a hole, sitting at about -13% overall. October was a shitfight the entire time, before it finally broke green again, but today was the worst day yet. About 4% wipe todays session.

Reality is, stocks fall way faster than they rise so a good run of green days seems to always get shit up by one bad one.

[Anonymous No.11836994]

>>11836974
>mix of longterm, short term and day trading activities

You need to cut that out and specialize in a trading style. Progress goes so much slower when you try to dabble in a bit of everything, change your mind mid-trade about what kind of trade you want it to be, etc.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.11837030]

>>11836974
Do you have a non trading job, if so it's nearly impossible to do all three of those things and hold a job.

[Anonymous No.11837068]

ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.11837348]

wow dead night

surely no one is out at thje bars for pre-thanksgiving yet right?

[Anonymous No.11837386]

>>11834730

Me would buy fake meats


Me no like taste of salmonella and ecoli 0157

[Anonymous No.11837395]

>>11833611
Buy FTE networks. Based on fundamentals it's worth >$20 per share, it outperformed significantly on the last quarterly report, and it's currently trading at $5. They'll have significant new revenue streams opening up next year due to their crosslayer subscriptions starting.

Their debt has been refinanced to flat 4% interest and they're unaffected by the trade war so they should be quite stable in any economy. Main threat is potential stock dillution.

[Anonymous No.11837401]

>>11837395
Also, it is a small cap so the stock price is volatile.

[Anonymous No.11837417]

>>11836974
Im down 3k, first ever investment, I sunk 15k into betashares ETFs in sept. Then oct hit, now regretting it but theres hope I guess.

[Anonymous No.11837469]

>>11837386
?

[Gritty No.11837520]

>>11835164
Lmao there's a good story behind this.

So this NVIDIA news from Chyna... tomorrow could be green?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11837526]

Insider trading secret here.
Dominos salad's are experiencing a massive recall operation, even here in Montana. All of them are infected with hostile bacteria.
Will the Salad infection boost or lower their share price?

[Anonymous No.11837533]

>>11837520
LINK

[Anonymous No.11837544]

>>11837526
everyone has been recalling all lettuce its nationwide lmao and all places

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11837562]

>>11837544
Good heavens it goes deeper than I thought. Lettuce futures to the moon

[Anonymous No.11837568]

>>11837544
>>11837526
Another blow to US farmers

[Gritty No.11837570]

>>11837533

Here

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/nvidia-turing-t4-cloud-gpu-adoption-accelerates-1027744659

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/nvidia-hgx-2-gpu-accelerated-platform-gains-broad-adoption-1027744642

[Anonymous No.11837674]

>>11837570
doesn't seem that big of news

China has no choice but to use nvidia as there are no good alternatives.

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11837746]

>>11837526
>>11837562
>>11837544
it's not foot fungus is it?

[Anonymous No.11837782]

>>11834018
Up 255% in Jan
Up 95% now
Kill me

[Anonymous No.11837809]

>>11835966
Too accurate. Is a crash on Black Friday too poetic to happen? I guess Im asking: does Satan have a sense of humor?

[Anonymous No.11837822]

also bought MNGA at .30 how fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.11837843]

>>11837809
no way it crashes on bf Holiday and other things. People would sell earlier than bf if they are in a panic

[Anonymous No.11837918]

Interesting how BILI describe censorship as "content security infrastructure" in their earning call

[Anonymous No.11837928]

>>11836994
>>11837030

Hi you may have missunderstood, I have some stocks purely for their dividends outpacing savings interest, and some spec stocks for slow growth (mining), I dont have to look at those throughout the day.

I day or short term trade bios, tech, medical type stocks, thats where I put in the time.

[Anonymous No.11837936]

>>11837918
Did they refer to US shareholders as "lol stupid gullible gweilos" ?

[Anonymous No.11838042]

>>11837936
Most of those people who raised question in the earning call section have Chinese surname and ask in Mandarin Chinese anyway. Although they do represent numerous western investment firms and would translate their question inti English

[Anonymous No.11838083]

friendly reminder to americans to plan accordingly

[Anonymous No.11838382]

>>11838083
Black Christmas

[Anonymous No.11838406]

>>11836994
>>11837030
hold a bunch of long term dividend stocks that are stable (2/6rds of portfolio)

hold a few short term (6 months or so) stocks for short term swing trades (1/4th or more of portfolio)

use remaining money for cash to buy dips, and cash to spend on 3 day meme holds (to get rid of that sweet sweet urge to gamble )

its the perfect system

[Anonymous No.11838544]

>>11838406

I basically have that, just a few too many mistakes and bad calls along the way. Hoping to recover some, and learn these hard lessons from the fuckery over the last month and a bit

[Anonymous No.11838563]

My broker's customer support called me and asked me if I needed any help with trading. Probably because I've done nothing but buy otm options this past week.

[Anonymous No.11838596]

>>11838563
afaik otm option are cheaper but if you do the math you'd be better buying itm options.

[Anonymous No.11838608]

>>11838596
Yeah, and turns out I don't even make money even if the stock moves in my direction until its near my strike.

[Anonymous No.11838635]

>>11838608
yea, if you're trading options i suggest reading Lee Lowell's book, it's really accessible and it has lots of real trades examples

[Anonymous No.11838703]

Europe up, china up, futures up. Did you buy the dip yesterday? Gonna be a good day anons

[Anonymous No.11838716]

>>11838703
That oil dip though
And buying directly before Thanksgiving is fucktarded

[Anonymous No.11838733]

>>11838716
Oil is up so far today 0.85.

Gonna be a good day anon.

[Load up on GE !!MwsXSj7cIe5 No.11838774]

>>11835349
You should be selling calls if your longing this.

[Anonymous No.11838858]

>>11837544
So this is the power of unwashed spics

[young poor fag !!f7JC1TMZDES No.11838892]

>>11835349
thanks just shorted 100k

[Anonymous No.11838919]

>>11837809
aren't exchanges closed on friday?

[Anonymous No.11838939]

>>11838733
Oil will be in 40s before December.

[Anonymous No.11838963]

>>11838919
See >>11838083

[Anonymous No.11839079]

>>11838963
thanks, man.

[Anonymous No.11839104]

Yo guys I finished my first week of stock trading. Here's my memelines.

[Anonymous No.11839126]

>>11839104
That's not what memelines mean you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.11839141]

>>11839126
don't be mean, anon.

>>11839104
good job. you'll be soon losing money like the pros.

[Anonymous No.11839144]

>>11839126
sorry wrong pic

[Anonymous No.11839154]

>>11839144
I'm sorry I'm unironically trying to work on my anger :(

[Anonymous No.11839350]

>>11835311
>>11835365
Yeah, get it together. What is this? Proper English week? I feel like I hardly know you anymore.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.11839396]

goodnight /smg/

[Anonymous No.11839408]

>>11836080
I just bought some of that last night, lol. I got the coconut scented one, though.

[Anonymous No.11839430]

>>11837822
one dollar by eoy ur good

[Anonymous No.11839445]

>>11839144
kek

[Anonymous No.11839451]

>>11839144
I haven't seen this pattern before, what's it called?

[Anonymous No.11839462]

>>11839396
Is that a pig iron drawer ?

[Anonymous No.11839463]

Good new day goys. I trust you will give me your money.

[Anonymous No.11839577]

investing too hard, me all in LCI

[Anonymous No.11839590]

[Anonymous No.11839613]

It hasn't even started. JUST WAIT AND SEE!

[Anonymous No.11839632]

>>11838919
Yes, but thats only in the US. It also means the fate of the market is in the hands of European third worlders.

[Anonymous No.11839635]

I wish I could invest in a company that kills somalis

[Anonymous No.11839652]

>>11833611
weak bulls is going to be a red day.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11839658]

>>11839350
;_; of sorry
caveman writing was symptom of lots of drugs, pain, and cognitive decline from severe sickness

it am hard for reproduce

[Anonymous No.11839661]

Today's going to be a green day based on the color of the ids in this thread.

[Anonymous No.11839664]

orange bad man

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11839667]

>>11836720
taking break am right thing for do
treat this as learning expo

think about each trade, and why you lost, and why YOU blame
then come back and dont trade options until you can pull off successful wing trades

[Anonymous No.11839669]

One more time around
>might do it
One more time around
>might make it
One more time around

Good luck guys. I hope you all make it in the end.

[Anonymous No.11839696]

>>11839667
>then come back and dont trade options until you can pull off successful wing trades
I've been playing with options for months now doing degenerate swing trading and it seems like my choices are either to long calls and maybe break even or to long the underlying equity on margin in the same circumstances and actually make money. So I'm giving up on options for now until I learn more. I'll come back to them some day.

[Load up on GE !!MwsXSj7cIe5 No.11839741]

Discount on divvies today.

[Anonymous No.11839783]

>>11838608
...yeah, that's options 101
You should not, in any case, by any means, be touching options if you don't even know what the greeks mean

[Anonymous No.11839848]

Swear to fucking God it better be a green day today

[Anonymous No.11839849]

>>11839669
For sure, stay stoic and ride the wave.

[Anonymous No.11839857]

>>11839848
>oh really ?

[Anonymous No.11839905]

>stock price going up
>goes back down before market open

Fuck premarket so fucking much it's not fucking fair these cocksuckers get their money and take profit before anybody else can even fucking try

[Anonymous No.11839908]

>>11836435
If tech collapses it would almost assuredly spell disaster - regardless of what number you've got.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11839949]

plan for today
bullish bias!

[Anonymous No.11839964]

>>11839949
Wave 4 up, before 5 slaps ya down.

[Anonymous No.11839966]

Why can't Nintendo stop shitting the bed?

[Anonymous No.11839984]

>>11839966
Someone call a nurse to change the bedpan

[Anonymous No.11840003]

>STMicro +4%
My pleas to the god of semis were answered

[Anonymous No.11840032]

Give me the blackpills, how bad is it? Are we going to 23K, 22K?

[Anonymous No.11840038]

>>11840032
bottom is in.

[Anonymous No.11840044]

>>11840032
We're mooning my friend.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11840066]

>>11840038
This isn't the bottom. We've still got like another 7,000 points to shave off the dow before we've hit bottom. Recession is coming because this whole economy has been propped up on bull shit for the past 10 years.

[Anonymous No.11840088]

>>11837526
>insider trading
topkek

[Anonymous No.11840094]

Love seeing green.

[Anonymous No.11840098]

>>11840066
> Recession is coming because this whole economy has been propped up on bull shit for the past 10 years.

?

[Load up on GE !!MwsXSj7cIe5 No.11840116]

>>11840098
He's right. If you can't read charts it's your own fault for being delusional. I'm not even a bear and it's obvious.

[Anonymous No.11840126]

>>11840116
Well, but, I just wanted more particulars!

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.11840128]

>>11840066
I agree but I don't think this is the big one. It's coming though and I think it's happening next year.

[Anonymous No.11840138]

Get on the NBR train.

[Anonymous No.11840139]

>>11840128
2020 just before trumps reelection.

[Anonymous No.11840153]

Bullish bias

[Anonymous No.11840188]

Have any ausfags used stake?

[Dobber !!BTG4a/OkPj3 No.11840190]

bull trap. Easiest put play of my life.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.11840199]

forgot a letter in the trip

[Anonymous No.11840202]

bounce target missed. expected 2675-2680 but didnt even get 2665. very shy bulls.

[Anonymous No.11840203]

i-is the great bear over?

[Anonymous No.11840205]

>>11839966
It's going on sale. Im a bagholder and will hold with a death grip until after the holidays. Mario party and smash aren't priced in

[Anonymous No.11840212]

>>11840190
Not even 20 mins in and tsla is down.

[Anonymous No.11840267]

Nasdaq going +3% by end day

[Anonymous No.11840269]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.11840291]

>>11840203
No :(

[Anonymous No.11840293]

>>11834018
Lost $10k, a quarter of my life savings
I just wanted to have a happy Christmas where I buy my family nice things for once

[Anonymous No.11840304]

>>11840293
did you invest in meme stocks?

[Anonymous No.11840312]

>>11840269
aren't dividends just fucking you on taxes?

[Anonymous No.11840318]

>>11834730
Why buy fake meats when you can buy ammo and hunt like a man.

[Anonymous No.11840328]

>>11840312
Why would they fuck you on taxes?

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11840333]

>>11840203
it has only just begun.

[Anonymous No.11840335]

>>11840304
Went all in on TQQQ and kept waiting for a "rebound"

[Anonymous No.11840343]

>>11840312
no because they're taxed less than my income at only 15%. and the dividend growth plus compounding interest with DRIP creates a snowball effect.

Plus I don't need to really worry about market prices once I've invested my money in div stocks, because unless it goes full GE, I don't plan on ever selling the stocks I have.

[Anonymous No.11840352]

>>11840335
just wait, it may be 3 months it may be 2 years, but you'll earn money just hodling

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11840357]

>>11840318
Fuck that, just lease some cheap land out in the middle of bum fuck no where and put a few head of cattle on it. Then you can just sell the fucking cattle. Do it on a large enough scale and you'll actually make money while being able to eat all the fucking steak you want.

[Anonymous No.11840358]

>>11840293
Been wondering what to say to this post for 10 mins now. In the end there’s nothing I can say. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.11840368]

I hope all you capitulated
I dont want a single Small spec crowding my long

[Anonymous No.11840385]

>>11833611
Oh no
O no
I scratched my anus and then picked my nose.
I think I’m gonna get an infection.

[Anonymous No.11840386]

>>11840328
idk how to explain this but if you want to reinvest you face double taxation, right?

[Anonymous No.11840393]

>>11840385
just don't touch your eye

[Anonymous No.11840398]

>>11840293
Take your revenge on Mad Money, call in and accuse of Cramer of rigging the market so drunpf can feel like a stock market likka MAGA.

[Anonymous No.11840408]

>>11840393
Pretty sure I did that too

[Anonymous No.11840420]

>>11840386
Not really. Dividends are taxed at the same rate as your income. If those dividends are reinvested, you'll have pay capital gains tax on any gains from that investment, but you're not avoiding that anyway.

[Anonymous No.11840436]

>>11840293
This is why I don't advice what others should do or should not. Wuold feel terrible if someoen took my advice and fucked everything up.

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11840448]

>>11840352
I'd strongly advise against this, if you're going to do some trading/degenerate gambling that's up to you but if your plan is long term pull out now and wait it out till things settle down.

worst case scenario; we golden bull and you're down 2 transaction fees and a few percent hypothetical gains.

However if shit tanks and you HODL you're going to get an absolute raw dog no Vaseline train of JUST ran on you.

[Anonymous No.11840457]

>>11840420
but if the company didn't pay a dividend, you would be deferring that long term capital gain tax until you finally sell much later down the line, right?

[Anonymous No.11840471]

>>11840448
>However if shit tanks and you HODL you're going to get an absolute raw dog no Vaseline train of JUST ran on you.
i don't get it. if your time horizon is long does that really matter?

[Anonymous No.11840490]

>>11840471
>stocks you buy go down 50% in less than a year
>"does it really matter?"
In the long run, does double your money really matter?

[Anonymous No.11840491]

Let's all point and laugh at everyone who sold yesterday

[Anonymous No.11840495]

>>11840471
>rizon is long does that really matter?
you are missing the point that it may never again go up

[Anonymous No.11840503]

5k into Facebook, already down 25% fuck this

[Anonymous No.11840508]

>>11840495
so you're really expecting the stock market to fall and never rise ever again? then why even invest in anything except guns and beans?

>>11840490
it matters if you think you can really buy the bottom of the dip but i have yet to hear a convincing argument as to how someone is going to figure that out apart from candlestick voodoo

[Anonymous No.11840509]

>>11840457
There's no capital gains tax on the dividend. The capital gains tax is on the shares that the dividend was reinvested into. If you choose to have them reinvested, yes, you'll have to cap gains tax whenever you sell.

For example: if your income tax rate is 22% and you get $1k in dividends, you'll have to pay $220 in taxes on that. If you choose to reinvest your dividends, that $1k will be used to purchase more shares of the company. Whenever you sell, you'll owe the cap. gains tax on the difference in price from when that $1k was invested.

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11840523]

>>11840508
why do you people always go to "buying the dip" it's the exact opposite of the point I was making.

[Load up on GE !!MwsXSj7cIe5 No.11840544]

Congrats to the IQ anon with the calls.

[Anonymous No.11840545]

>telling people not to trade during bear market

If you can only trade bullish then you don't know how to trade

[Anonymous No.11840549]

>>11840509
pretty sure that in a DRIP the nominal dividend, although reinvested, is still taxable income (at LT capital gain rate) in the year the dividend was given. Then the reinvested amount increases your cost basis in the shares for LT capital gains tax calculation later on when you sell the shares.

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11840551]

>>11840545
read my first post you silly

[Anonymous No.11840564]

>>11840523
oh im retarded i didn't read enough posts ahead to see you were talking about a levered ETF lmao

[Anonymous No.11840567]

>>11840508
you had 2 years during the great recession before stock prices went everywhere. Everyone knew it was a crash, there was no guessing. You had a year after the dotcom crash. It isn't buying the dip or calling the bottom when the basin is a mile fucking wide and no one else can buy it cause they just got wiped out for being greedy. Just wait for the same thing to happen again.

[Anonymous No.11840573]

>>11840551
"But I wanted a peanut"

What does this have to do with anything

[Anonymous No.11840581]

>>11840386
But you dont. You're taxed on realized gains, and if you have a direct DRIP there are no realized gains. Even if you do a manual DRIP with received dividends you'd only be taxed once on the gains you received. You arent taxed again for reinvesting the dividends unless you're a short term trader and aren't holding onto whatever you invested the divvies into.

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11840584]

>>11840573
this one>>11840448
>I'd strongly advise against this, if you're going to do some trading/degenerate gambling that's up to you but if your plan is long term pull out now and wait it out till things settle down
>if you're going to do some trading/degenerate gambling that's up to you
>trading
>up to you

[Anonymous No.11840585]

>>11840567
but we aren't in a crash yet, we're trying to predict whether or not one is coming. are you going to sit in cash for 1-2 years waiting for it to happen?

[Anonymous No.11840591]

>>11840509
this is not true

most dividends are qualified, which means they're taxed at a certain percent depending on your income. Most people its 15% unless you make over 450K per year.

Even if its DRIP'd, you still pay capital gains on dividends (unless its in a tax-deferred account like an IRA).

>>11840386
Essentially you could get double taxed, if you collect the dividend and sell the shares, but my interest is in growth of the dividend, which means I don't plan on selling the underlying asset at all if I don't need to.

[Anonymous No.11840595]

>>11840585
No, I am going to be shorting on the way down.

[Anonymous No.11840599]

Reminder that this a bull market and the Nasdaq is going to 8k in a few months

[Anonymous No.11840632]

Hope you bought TNK

[Load up on GE !!MwsXSj7cIe5 No.11840656]

>>11840599
Show your TQQQ position.

[Anonymous No.11840699]

>>11840656
its very rude to ask someone about their finances

[Anonymous No.11840720]

[Load up on GE !!MwsXSj7cIe5 No.11840736]

>>11840699
I sold mine yesterday.
>nervous_sweat.jpg today
confident it's going lower. the volatility right now of up 10% down 10% back up is a losing formula. I held those positions over a year also.

[Anonymous No.11840748]

fuck this sideways market bullshit

[Anonymous No.11840758]

>>11840748
you know who makes money during a sideways market? dividend investors

[Load up on GE !!MwsXSj7cIe5 No.11840772]

>>11840758
and selling covered calls.

[Anonymous No.11840783]

>>11840736
Its not a losing formula for these big indices, for instance here is fas vs xlf
just a slight lag

[Anonymous No.11840803]

>>11840758
I am a div investor. It just sucks losing all your previous divs in the market while your next div payments aren't for another three months

[Load up on GE !!MwsXSj7cIe5 No.11840812]

>>11840783
the ride down is much faster than the ride up just be careful.

[Anonymous No.11840818]

>>11840656

[Anonymous No.11840824]

>>11840772
>tfw I don't know anything about options and I don't feel like i have enough time to learn how to be successful at it

if the market tanks I'll learn and sell covered calls on KO all day erry day

[Anonymous No.11840835]

>>11840812
I do spreads often, and theres no way Im selling the bottom before the golden bull starts up again B)

[Anonymous No.11840868]

ALT

[Anonymous No.11840871]

>yo, dump it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11840897]

They think itz bottomed, dump eet again!

[Anonymous No.11840929]

according to Cot, Large specs were net short on Nasdaq and the smallcap 2000, but now that these are in the lead It might be safe to assume they are pulling their shorts

[Anonymous No.11840942]

>>11838858
Doing the jobs americans don't want too.

[Anonymous No.11840956]

How do you guys feel about Facebook?

It's the shit in Asia, but they only make like $2.5 every quarter over there which is 10 percent of what they make in the states

[Anonymous No.11840982]

>>11840956
Its faster growing there
Cant see a better time to buy fb than around this price

[Anonymous No.11840983]

>>11840956
It will keep crashing for a while longer.

[Anonymous No.11840998]

>>11840983
Let's hope they manage to turn Whatsapp into something like WeChat

[Anonymous No.11841052]

Looking like a GREEN Wednesday

[Anonymous No.11841067]

>>11841052

[Anonymous No.11841088]

>>11841052
Post month

[Anonymous No.11841092]

>>11841052
>day before fucksgiving
>what is short covering before holiday

[Anonymous No.11841103]

>>11840573
>homer drops a peanut under the couch
>tries to reach under the couch and find it
>he only finds a twenty dollar bill
>"aw but i wanted a peanut"
>homers brain: "with this you can get many peanuts"
>homer: "explain"
>homers brain : "money can be exchanged for goods and services"


its like you people didnt even watch classic simpsons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqoSOjjWaws&t=11m22s

sad

[Anonymous No.11841107]

George Soros Sold Facebook, Netflix, and Goldman Stock Just Before They Tumbled

https://www.barrons.com/articles/george-soros-sold-facebook-stock-just-before-it-tumbled-1542801600

Based

[Anonymous No.11841130]

>>11841103
>Simpsons fanatic is also a chubby chaser
I see you are a man of culture as well.

[Load up on GE !!MwsXSj7cIe5 No.11841132]

>>11841107
The day after trump tweeted about him during the rape trial.

[Anonymous No.11841162]

>>11841130
indeed, thicc and happy is better than anorexic and angry/dead inside

did you people not watch the simpsons every day after school at 5 for an hour strait?

>no cable tv growing up, only local channels ftw

[Anonymous No.11841254]

>>11841107
>George Soros Sold Facebook, Netflix, and Goldman Stock Just Before They Tumbled

Jew getting over on the jew

[Anonymous No.11841255]

should i close my puts before the holidays?

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11841270]

>>11841162
>>11841103
I'm not a chubby chaser but sometimes I get an inrisistable urge to fuck shit out of a chubster. like 99.99% of the time they are nothing but repulsive then you hit that 00.01% and everything goes out the window.

also
>waiting for this miserable cunt to fuck off for the simpsons to come on bbc2 @ 6pm

[Anonymous No.11841305]

>+1%
YO TENGO DINERO
OH OH OHHH

[Anonymous No.11841337]

Recover all losses from this week.

[Anonymous No.11841339]

>>11841270
personally I need some cushion for the push'n, if the girl is too thin then her pelvis will spear your thighs with every thrust (its awful, trust me)

too fat is repulsive, but when you find that sweet spot, oh boy
and confidence is the sexiest thing a women can posses to be honest, fun is a close second
and anorexic twigs tend to lack both of those

plus if she doont have nice hips she will probably die after the first kid or two

>>>waiting for this miserable cunt to fuck off for the simpsons to come on bbc2 @ 6pm
>BBC2
gross, canadian or UK?
here in america it was on Fox, after some live sitcom or something
only good show on cbc was chilly beach (and the red green show of course, but we get that on PBS too)

[Anonymous No.11841354]

>>11841270
As I became older and /fit/er my tastes in girls went to total chubby lover. My current gf is chubby with a nice round belly and I love it.

>STM +4.7%
Praise the silicon gods

[Anonymous No.11841365]

congrats to those who made some ez dosh

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11841395]

>>11841339
Bong, they lost the rights to channel 4 at some point who've had it ever since. But they only show new episodes so I've not watched a full episode in ~10 years.

[Anonymous No.11841410]

when you buy your turkey for thanksgiving make sure you get Tyson brand

[Anonymous No.11841507]

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having some salad from the salad bar and I'm up today. MSFT kinda kicked me in the balls this week though.

[Anonymous No.11841526]

>>11841410
>buying branded bagged industrially processed meat in supermarkets
>not buying locally-sourced high quality meat at your local butcher shop

>>11841507
Ate the same for lunch, now its past 6PM and riding the train home

[Anonymous No.11841532]

>>11841507
>What're you eating how're you doing?
Got some leftover chicken and potato stew at home, leaving work early today thanks to thxgiving

>MSFT kinda kicked me in the balls this week though.
Same, got my GF into investing and she bought a couple MSFT shares at $106, /tech/'d and justed

[Anonymous No.11841542]

>>11841507
I'm up bigly today, but still about 1.5% below Friday's close. Got some beef curry going in the slow cooker but it won't be ready until dinner time, so I'm going out for Chinese for lunch. Feels like a Friday.

[Anonymous No.11841560]

why cant markets be open tomorrow? Its not like I'll be doing anything

[Anonymous No.11841598]

>>11841507
>What're you eating how're you doing?

Publix sushi.

[Anonymous No.11841612]

>>11833611
Hey did you know we're in an ox market rn guys?

[Anonymous No.11841619]

>>11841507
Bout to make an omlet, since I just woke up an hour ago

Then spending half the afternoon cleaning the house because Thanksgiving tomorrow

[Anonymous No.11841622]

>>11841612
A bull market with no balls ?

[Anonymous No.11841634]

>>11841507
Eating jimmy deans chicken sandwich
Should have bought FVE
Buying colgate

>>11841526
tyson tastes better

[Anonymous No.11841643]

>>11841526
>>11841507
Also up 2%, Valeo and STMicroelectronics pull me up, Soitec going down which makes it more and more appealing.

[Anonymous No.11841675]

>>11841395
>bong
Im so sorry to hear that

also whats the best way to make money from brexit, buy puts that expire a week or two after formal brexit date? (march something 2019)

>>11841410
tyson is shit

t. former grocery store butcher

>>11841612
>>11841622
you mean a bull that is un-domesticated?

(note for image: "Wild animals were domesticated via three common paths. Prey domestication (blue) happened as humans raised animals in captivity instead of hunting them. Directed domestication (red) took animals like horses from the wild and bred them for a purpose. And commensal domestication (green) occurred when humans saw a benefit from living alongside an animal. Yellow denotes post-domestication improvement.")

[Anonymous No.11841762]

>>11841675
English may be my 4th language but I know what an ox is. It's a bull raised without balls to make it more docile.

[Anonymous No.11841813]

>>11841762
ah, my mistake, i thought ox was asian species of water buffalo, cousins to the deadly deadly cape buffalo

must be a farming term, because ive never heard someone call a cow (or beef) ox, except for the ox tail (a specific term for a certain cut of meat)

neat, learn something new every day

even if /smg/ is moving at a snails pace today (everyone preparing for the biggest bar night of the year tonight?)

[Anonymous No.11841841]

>>11841813
>everyone preparing for the biggest bar night of the year tonight?
that's a thing?

[Anonymous No.11841864]

>KO, JNJ, PG
value frens no

[Anonymous No.11841868]

>>11841813
Don't worry my dude, my family have been dirt farmers for centuries, not everyone is supposed to know everything about farming.
Before tractors, you needed oxen to draw carriages and farm tools like plows. I think I may even have said plow in the barn at my family house.

[Anonymous No.11841881]

>>11841864
Did anything happen with JNJ today?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.11841890]

>>11841841
by me people bar hop.. In like a half mile theres like 10-15 bars maybe even more..

[Anonymous No.11841917]

>>11841868
looks comfy

[Anonymous No.11841950]

>>11841841
in america

many 20-30 somethings are in town for thanksgiving, so everyone goes to the bars the night before, and it ends up almost like a highschool reunion

bars have more business tonight than any other night of the year (newyears eve or st patricks day is a close second, depends on where specifically in the country)

>>11841868
lol, my mom grew up on a farm, she learned how to drive (tractors and trucks) before she learned to tie her shoes (before age 4)

but her parents told her the same thing that they told her siblings

"you can be anything you want to when you grow up and we will support you. unless you want to be a farmer. "

its apparently a job that keeps you poor, since you dont make money based on how good or bad of a job you do, but based on what that year's weather is like (and what the government decides to subsidize that season)

not going to lie, being a farmer and trading stocks sounds like a comfy life to me, but relying on farming income alone to put food on the table sounds like a crapshoot

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11841992]

>>11841950
The saint patrics day meme genuinly triggers me.

[Anonymous No.11842001]

>be 2012
>whole family sets up 1k into savings
>2017
>1k now has a whopping 4 more cents from bank dividends
>cut half of 1k and drop 500 into Blue Chip stocks plus small-cap and foreign ETFs
>quarterly dividend reveals a gain of 50 cents
>a single fiscal quarter has given me higher dividends than 1k savings for 5 years
>mfw adding up the math

I don't even care if my Ford share was fucked from the beginning, I'm still gonna make it family.

[Anonymous No.11842046]

>>11841950
>but relying on farming income alone to put food on the table sounds like a crapshoot
It depends. If you try to do middle-scale farming, it's true. Equipment is expensive, you get into debt and you have huge expenses that you NEED to make up for. And the prices are crap because the market is harsh. Basically, if you do quantitative agriculture, you need to be VERY big from start, like too big to fail.
If you are running an organic, qualitative gig (like in my area, farmers sell their milk to a high-end local cheese maker and their meat to good butchers), then it's all fine, you basically have less expenses, your equipment doesn't need to be up to date, and you can sell for more as long as it's good.

Nobody in my family farms anymore, but we rent our lands to a farmer we know well, he sells his cow's meat at 10x the market price because he only have rare cow races and doesn't feed them corn or other shit. He also sells goat cheese on the side. He has very few expenses.

[Anonymous No.11842065]

>>11841917
It is, really.

[Anonymous No.11842124]

I give America 30 years tops.
It was a great run, one of the best in history.

[Anonymous No.11842141]

>>11833611
NVDA is dropping like a rock hodl me bros

[Anonymous No.11842155]

>>11842141
Is it the end of the fabless industry model ? I fucking hope so. I hope Apple pull the trigger on Qualcomm too.

[Anonymous No.11842158]

>>11841992
its a fun meme since I am Irish heritage (well more irish than anything else anyways....)
people who take the holiday seriously (as anything besides a drinking holiday) are annoying, but the people who pretend that they are "irish" on that day does trigger me (we are all american, if you were irish you would live in Eire, not america)

>>11842046
yea if you dont own many farms nowadays you cant make money, number of farmers in america since the 50's has shrank down to almost 1/4th the amount there used to be, but farming land has only gone up

only way my grandparents was able to "retire" was to sell the farm (minus the family house of course) to another local farmer who now owns 20+ farms around the county

it really is a terrible way to raise a family, unless you have a bunch of money and start by buying up a dozen or so small farms

ive heard starting a farm nowadays is impossible though, since large farming companies have a monopoly on land nowadays

>>11842124
>80+ years as number 1
>another 80+ years as number 2 (out of 198)
doesnt sound too bad to me, especially if the new "number 1" is some overcrowded shithole

[Anonymous No.11842191]

>>11842155
Fabs have nothing to do with it I think. Basically they needed a bridge from vydia, servers and ML to automated cars to justify the positive outlook and we won't see level five vehicle automation for several years.

[Anonymous No.11842244]

>>11840293
RIP sadcatposter

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11842284]

>>11842158
Britain will always be number 1 even when it's not. Remember that time we fucked up the chinks because they weren't buying enough opium. Top bants.

[Anonymous No.11842316]

>>11842155
imagine buying semiconductor shares of a company without its own fab in the glorious usa LMAO
intel and texas inst 4LYFE

[Anonymous No.11842401]

>>11842284
first british empire was the only good one

second british empire was overbloated shit

[Anonymous No.11842409]

>>11842316
>TI
litteraly who lmao

[Anonymous No.11842462]

>>11842409
>who is TI
Plebeian detected

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11842494]

This rally is fake and gay, hope you're all ready for the gap down on Friday.

[Anonymous No.11842500]

>>11842409
>TI

TXN you newfag

[Anonymous No.11842569]

>>11842494
we actually have a golden bull run scheduled on that day

[Anonymous No.11842671]

>>11842494
>red day
> on the national holiday known for giving companies green years

doubtful

but i do still have a few SQQQ and TVIX to offset any surprise drop in AMZN

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.11842691]

>>11842569
>>11842494
actually we'll get a doji

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11842731]

>>11842494
BEGONE SATAN, I need it to stay steady to G20 then rocket up or I'm gonna be JUST'D

[Anonymous No.11842734]

>>11842729
>>11842729
>>11842729

NEW

>>11842729
>>11842729
>>11842729

[Anonymous No.11842855]

>>11840312
Keep those stocks in a Roth IRA account

[Anonymous No.11842857]

>>11842837
>>11842837
>>11842837

Real NEW

>>11842837
>>11842837
>>11842837