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When is this place closing shop and moving to 4channel?

>> No.11833437

>>11833406
what is sex like with someone like her? honest question

>> No.11833448

>>11833437
what is sex

>> No.11833460

>>11833437
Ask someone who was an ETH millionaire and drove a lambo a year ago but now works at Shake Shack.

>> No.11833459

>>11833437
shitty and vanilla most likely. Look at any amateur porn when a girl has a body like that. Shes dead silent and barely into it.

>> No.11833469

>>11833437
Idk senpai... but can you imagine sliding your hard dick into that big beautiful ass?

>> No.11833483

>>11833437
probably good but desu i like sex so im a little biased

>> No.11833488

>>11833437
Usually smells good and pussy and asshole are well kept so it doesn't smell like expired tuna when you bang her

>> No.11833522

>>11833406
BRAAAAP

>> No.11833537
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11833537

Let's be serious and not talk about braps. So does anyone know the date?

>> No.11833554

Paola Skye

>> No.11833560

>>11833437
Overrated. She the type that doesn’t have sex with you, but let’s you have sex with her

>> No.11833582

>>11833437
Get one of those mega silly ass toys and warm it up and rub talcum powder. Use that oder pussy lubercant from japan and spray alittle perfume. Fuck and bust in a minute
Exactly like that

>> No.11833602

>>11833460
AMA

>> No.11833607

>>11833437
Boring. Everything she does in the bedroom is fake and she does it to impress herself. Your pleasure never enters the equation at all. She'll make over-the-top moans and fake eyerolls and call you "daddy" over and over. It's ridiculous and gay and annoying. She'll pretend she's cumming buckets on your "huge cock" even as you're going limp inside her because her absurd behavior is just killing the mood. You'll want to choke her not out of a dominance impulse but out of sheer anger over her stupid thot behavior. Her constant "oh god I'm going to cum" dishonesty makes it impossible to actually pleasure her because you get no sincere feedback to work with to find out what she likes. She'll suck your dick, but will do so in an aggressive fashion that hurts and doesn't feel good at all. I hope you like teeth. She'll grab your balls way too roughly and you'll feel an uncomfortable sting. She'll suck just one ball into her mouth really hard so you feel that tearing sensation as your two balls separate from each other at a distance they aren't naturally supposed to. I cannot stress this enough: It's all to impress herself, she doesn't care how you feel and doesn't care to learn how to improve. You'll leave her for a docile asian girl who is eager to learn how to maximize your physical pleasure. Then you'll stop returning this girl's texts and she'll go crazy because she's used to being the one who dumps guys. I'm still getting texts 6 weeks later

>> No.11833612

>>11833582
How do you warm it up?

>> No.11833657

>>11833612
Microwave

>> No.11833786

>>11833612
Put it in the oven for like 5 minutes but not any longer. I cant ever look at my parents in the eye again after them witnessing a half melted ass dripping through the oven grate. First came hysteria, then concerned questions then replaced the entire cabinet. That was 10 years ago

>> No.11833831

>>11833607
And what's the down side?

>> No.11833928
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>>11833582
>odor pussy lubricant

>> No.11833957
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>>11833406

>> No.11833977

>>11833607
KEK'D and saved

>> No.11833980
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>>11833607
>you leave her for an asian
stopped right there
you're just fabricating stories on the internet, asians just can't compete with a huwhite fair maiden

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>>11833448
>>11833459
>>11833460
>>11833469
>>11833483
>>11833488
>>11833560
>>11833582
>>11833607
thanks for the (you)'s bros

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11834133

>>11833406

>> No.11834167

>>11833607

This is surprisingly true.

I remember making it like my life goal to fuck a chick like this and then it happened.

Another disclaimer here, I am attractive, very athletic body. She was super into me, but when it came to sex, it was a massive fucking turn off.

She was so fucking lazy and stupid. I honest to god would've fucked one of those real dolls.

I'm not saying all women who look like this fuck like idiots, but god damn. You're better off dating a so/so pornstar or a normie.

>> No.11834210

>>11833786
Holy fucking shit this is amazing. I just laughed out loud for like a minute straight holy kek hahahahahhaha. I would kms

>> No.11834314

>>11833980
Yeah nah. Asian is the patrician choice. I've fucked well over 100 women and my research has concluded that Asian > white. Also, you post a pic of a fucking ginger? Opinion discarded. Faggot.

>> No.11834594

>>11833612
warm water retard

>> No.11834642

>>11834167
I find it difficult to believe that having a naked woman like that in your bed, allowing you to put your dick in her in anyway bad. Unless she keeps talking. Or I have to eat her pussy for 30 minutes first.

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>>11833406

>> No.11834734

>>11834642
You eat the pussy for 10 and the ass for 20 anon

>> No.11834784

>>11834642

I know it seems hard to imagine, but you would understand if you experienced it.

When you see someone like that, you have this immediate expectation that they must be as good in bed as they are attractive. The shock of their dullness is boner destroying. I don't know how else to explain it.

>> No.11834796

>>11834734
I wish I were that manly. But the only thing I'm putting in her ass is my dick,not my tongue. I know, it's a failing I have.

>> No.11834826

>>11834784
My expectations are lower than yours I guess. I would be happy just fucking her, no matter what.

>> No.11834860

>>11833437
I made it and have a braptastic wife. Eventually you will get tired of her shit and become redpilled about your situation, or become a cuck basedboy in the relationship. The sex is what you make of it, but burying your cock into something with such a fat ass and small waist will never get old.

>> No.11834886

>>11833437

Pretty much the same as a normal chick. But a little better because the visual heightens things.

Just FYI good sex is 60% the girls attitude and 40% the girls looks.