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platelet edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11823230

>> No.11825365

welcome to beartown. Population: You.

>> No.11825366

QLD SSO

make it with me or get left behind

>> No.11825374
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Green by EOD
Bears about to get FUCKED

>> No.11825377
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first for orange day

>> No.11825378
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11825378

PUNK ASS BEARS

>> No.11825379
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Women CEOs

>> No.11825381
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First for cold hard cash is your best frien

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Cost average on the way down cost average on the way up, hodl4divvies and enjoy the ride.

>> No.11825385

buy the dip on sqqq goys

>> No.11825388
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>>11825365
I'll have you know that I'm actually not doing so bad right now

>> No.11825396
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>>11825382
Which company gives the most divies?

>> No.11825406
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>>11825396
pic related

>> No.11825413
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11825413

Trust me with your money goys

>> No.11825416
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11825416

>B-b-b-buy the SPY

>> No.11825418
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11825418

Whoever I sold that put contract to better have exercised it the moment they got it.

>> No.11825422

Market is a zero sum game.
Everybody cant make it.
For you to succeed, others must fail.
Embrace the bear and buy the puts.

>> No.11825426

>>11825396
KO by far.

>> No.11825432

>>11825413
oh my god he's even doing the jew pose
>>11825422
check'd. Bulls won't make it by EoD.

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>>11825418
i wasn't paying attention.

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11825439

If you ever wana do the opposite of Buy High sell Low, heres a possible opportunity for you.

>> No.11825441
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Buy the SPY

>> No.11825442

>>11825426
Damn, $50 a unit though

>> No.11825443

>>11825422
this huge myth
aslong as you have ~uniquenish trading strategy everyone can wet their beaks

just know your place

>> No.11825457
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>>11825439
ALL IN

>> No.11825466

>>11825442
thats what gives me the most divvies, I thought thats what you meant.

>> No.11825469
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>>11825432
>oh my god he's even doing the jew pose

He couldn't make it more obvious.

>> No.11825470

>>11825426
>KO
subaru gives 9%

>> No.11825472

>>11825382
how to choose good buy n hold div stocks?
what screener filters to apply?

>> No.11825479

>>11825439
Thats not the SQQQ

>> No.11825489

Every dollar IQ can climb over $20 makes me 20 grand up to 12/21. Just one last gamble.

>> No.11825501

>>11825489
what if it climbs to 15?

>> No.11825504
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Haha GOAT ID

>> No.11825506

>>11825413
lmao I noticed this too

>> No.11825513

>>11825470
KO's been on the rise eternally, Subaru is on its low though. KO seems to be a better divie daddy

>> No.11825514

>>11825501
Then I lose like 16 grand

>> No.11825516

>>11825489
hits $31 by december 25th

>> No.11825543

>>11825472
choose companies with a stable revenue growth and boring business model
study their financial reports and see their level of free cash flow to distribute

>> No.11825552

>>11825472
literally just all in $KO. How many times do I have to say this?

>> No.11825554

>>11825514
I don't trust the chinks but GL

>> No.11825556

whatever happend to my 2k16 niggas

>> No.11825557

>>11825433
I’m sorry bro hahaha

>> No.11825558

This isn't even a crash or bear market what the fuck is anyone panicking.

>> No.11825559
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11825559

today's animal is the REDpanda.

>> No.11825561

>>11825489
Don't worry m8
I heard IQ gonna release another historial drama series about the sino-Japanese wars

>> No.11825564

>>11825514
Damn man you putting alot on calls.

>> No.11825575
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11825575

Deutsche Bank AG
NYSE: DB
9,34 USD −0,43 (4,40 %)

still will not end pretty, next year will be interesting lol

>> No.11825588

>>11825556
Made about 30% to 40%, lost 10% this year and are liquid.

>> No.11825613

>>11825472
div growth, payout ratio, p/e, forward p/e, free cash flow, number of years consecutive dividends, number of years consecutive dividend growth, etc.

>> No.11825621

>>11825588
yea nothing looks playable. are biotechs and 15% randos out of these generals?

>> No.11825631

>>11825552
>literally just all in $KO. How many times do I have to say this?
This is the time not to go all in on KO.. would love to see how it turns out tho so i'll encourage you.

>> No.11825641

>>11825575
Deutsche Bank is still alive huh

>> No.11825645

How do we short Tekashi's life expectancy in gen pop?

>> No.11825646

>>11825396
Citycon for me, close to 8%
t.finn

>> No.11825653
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>>11825558
It's the start of something, drops like this means something is unbalanced.

>> No.11825660

>>11825575
DB is on a collision course with the frankfurter pavement, french banks ready to pick the choice parts and leaving everything else to the crying getman taxpayer.

>> No.11825663

>>11825575
how is this garbage doing worse than it was in 08

>> No.11825674
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11825674

Tech getting fugged is the best thing that could have happened in this market.

Tech fags btfo, what goes around comes around faggots, you had it coming.

This is now valuetown and you are not welcome.

>> No.11825678

>>11825653
Their fucking measurements are insane.

> hurr durr we valued our asset at insanely retarded prices this durr

I fucking hate this shit.

>> No.11825686
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11825686

Who still has shares of this dogshit? Even the most bullish posters on ihub have given up.

>> No.11825689
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11825689

remainder divs r frens
I just hope I picked good frens for this crash

>> No.11825696

>>11825543
>>11825613
thanks

>> No.11825708

MO or PM? They used to be the same company apparently, but Altria is now United States only. Will they eventually go into pot?

>> No.11825720
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11825720

>>11825686
>he fell for the pennyshit meme

>> No.11825724
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>>11825686
I don't buy dogshit to begin with.

>> No.11825725

>>11825663
That's what happen when you can't take a good decision ever.

>> No.11825726

>>11825686
I took one look at their website and instantly disregarded the shilling. I think B5G was in on it too, what a fucking joke.

>> No.11825738

>>11825439
Stop doing TA on the fucking leveraged indexes you tardo. It doesn't work that way.

>> No.11825742

>>11825686
>reseller for chink drones
geez, I wonder why

>> No.11825751

I'm 80% down since last year, I'm done with stocks now. I'm working for money nowadays, they don't work for me.

>> No.11825759

>>11825686
>>11825726
you guys were supposed to sell the spike......

>> No.11825761

>>11825738
>Stop doing TA on the fucking leveraged indices
haha just multiply your TA by the leverage HAHA 4head

>> No.11825764

>>11825759
post your drus trade history planes

>> No.11825777

>>11825738
>its two red circles drawn in MS Paint.

>> No.11825780

>>11825406
all in brk

>> No.11825799

FUCK YOU SMUG ASS BEARS STOP ERASING MY GAINS

>> No.11825818
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>>11825799
stay broke or get ahead of the pack, anon.

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>>11825799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn2w3j_xmbw

>> No.11825828

>>11825422
This is bullshit. It's not a zero sum game because companies are making profit. Poker is a zero sum game.

>> No.11825831
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>>11825799
haha u-us b-bears be dabbing on yall

>> No.11825832
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11825832

buy EXAS!

>> No.11825833
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>>11825799
are they erasing your gains? or are they providing an opportunity for you to buy cheap shares of your favorite stock?

>> No.11825843

>>11825833
The smartest thing you've said so far. Too bad it's right before the 10 year bear market and factually incorrect as a result. WELCOME TO BEARTOWN POPULATION: YOU.

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>>11825799
Press S to sink the market
S

>> No.11825859

>>11825843
That's assuming we're not headed into another recession.

>> No.11825868

>>11825856
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

My autism knows no bounds. Release the put-hounds.

>> No.11825880

*dabs on fools who didnt buy bonds*

>> No.11825894

>>11825843
just keep buying that KO you goober

>> No.11825895

Why are women so much less intelligent?

>> No.11825909
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>>11825894
$KO is immune to depression. People will literally resort to using coke as a currency over fiat in times of great crises. Pic related.

>> No.11825913

>>11825764
>>/biz/thread/S9851396#p9855810
>>/biz/thread/S9762609#p9773742

>> No.11825918

>>11825856
S

>> No.11825924

How do I pick a stock for out of money put gambling? Just short the daily winners?

>> No.11825930

>>11825909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBuFPx_t7cM

How do you feel about this?

>> No.11825932

>>11825918
tech is green boys

the end is over for this gay and fake bearshit

>> No.11825942

>>11825924
>Just short the daily winners
God fucking damnit we've all been doing it wrong. This clown just walked in here and gave us the golden strategy.

>> No.11825947

>>11825880
Bonds are going down. Corporate debt is in danger too.

>> No.11825948

>>11825909
I use KO instead of bonds. so far its played out well

>> No.11825954

>>11825924
You have to look for what's the most hype and over bought piece of shit company that is trading well above book value. Then you roll the fucking dice.

>> No.11825967

>>11825954
i bought some FVE for you

>> No.11825970

>>11825930
He fucking pronounced 'beverage' as 'beeferage' my fucking ears man. This should be classified as assault.

>> No.11825973

I wanted circuit breaker. Which one of you bought in instead of capitulating?!?!?

>> No.11825982

>that weak add NVDA rebound after Citron bought some stocks.

Based Citron

>> No.11825985

>>11825930
>this is a stock im gonna stay faaar away from
>hits all time high
The absolute state of "expert" financial youtubers.

>> No.11825996

>>11825967
You're going to be glad you did. I guarantee it.

>> No.11826010

prediction: were going to get a massive red wanger on the SPY in the next half hour

>> No.11826017

>>11826010
YES PLEASE
this would unironically solidify my spreads, i would make more money than i do an entire month wagecucking.

>> No.11826018

Today will close green

>> No.11826019

Just bought 33 shares of T at 29.75. Lets hope for a bounce back

>> No.11826027

why do people say KO is recession immune when it lost nearly 40% in 08-09

>> No.11826028

>>11826019
I've got bad news for ya fella. Randall is a fucking psycho. He's crashing AT&T with no survivors.

>> No.11826034
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>> No.11826037

Watching traders as an investor is stressful.

>> No.11826047

>>11826037
Why say this?

>> No.11826053

i just realized i cant handle holding and i can only all in gamble to invest, wow

>> No.11826062

>>11826047
he gets to watch us make mad gains on faggyds while his virgin vanguard account makes 3% yearly, barely surpassing inflation.

>> No.11826066

is this what death feels like

>> No.11826069

Why is meme tech dropping but the biggest meme tech of all TSLA isn't

>> No.11826070

How retarded would it be to sell my consumer discretionary etf for consumer staple etf even though I'm in the red in the chance it does better in this looming recession

>> No.11826077

I'm not liking T's prospects.
What's an equivalent dividend stock that's not in Pharma or Household Consumables?

>> No.11826080

>>11826062
this is how you end up with an addiction to cocaine and mexican trannies who have the HIV

>> No.11826093

>>11826077
VZ

>> No.11826095

>>11826077
What don't you like? The debt from buying Time Warner?

>> No.11826102

>>11826077
coke.
>>11826080
>cocaine and mexican trannies
I have higher standards than that. Something more along the lines of cough syrup and drunk 6/10 party girls on their second night out with friends.

>> No.11826109

Tesla's sell off was already priced in.

>> No.11826117

>>11825356
>all these NVIDIA fags
You should have listened

>> No.11826149

QQQ PLEASE DUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY PUTS

>> No.11826161

>>11826062
>>11826102
Just how many shares of coke do you have...

>> No.11826164

>>11826149
gap up failed.

>> No.11826172

thank god Sell hour is almost over

>> No.11826197

>>11826161
NOT ENOUGH

>> No.11826208

>>11826069
because EV have a huge ramp up potential and they have no competition in 2019. All the competitors are small runs for years

>> No.11826220

>>11826172
>sell hour
>sell day
>sell week
>sell month
>sell quarter
>sell year
>sell decade
Thanks just bought 100k puts on Hershey.

>> No.11826228

>>11826197
seriously, post your portfolio if you're gonna tripfag this hard

>> No.11826235

>>11826164
I have a 157 put for Friday. Am I fucked

>> No.11826253

https://lite.lazyfa.com if anyone wants free real time quotes

>> No.11826256
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11826256

Lunchtime low volume fake out? Or are bulls waking up to fight back?

>> No.11826257

holy shit.. NAK attack might be coming back!!

>>11826228
he's a faggot.. he'll be gone in a month

>> No.11826273

>>11826235
i'd sell tomorrow as soon as you are in profit. closed thurs. fri is super light volume and usually a green day after holiday.

>> No.11826280

>>11826257
>he's a faggot
you're not wrong

>> No.11826314

>>11826273
Fingers and balls crossed for am after hours drop again

>> No.11826322
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Are we all just going to ignore the fact that the S&P just wiped out all of 2018 gains?

>> No.11826356
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what will happen today?
who eats who?

>>11826280
its almost surprising/funny how many tripfags unironically are

>>11826228
>tripfags
>posting actual portfolio
where do you think we are?

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>>11826322
y-y-yeah I-I'm just n-not thinking about that right now hahha I've got better things to think about haha

>> No.11826363

>>11826257
Yeah NAK is coming back. The only problem is the Democrats could take all three branches of congress and cock block us again.

>> No.11826374

>>11826363
>three branches of congress
house, senate and illuminate?

>> No.11826381

>>11825396
Most doesn't mean best, some just use high dividends as bait to get new money in.

>> No.11826389

>>11826374
I mean the three houses of government.

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>>11826363
>all 3 branches of congress

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>>11826257
>>11826363
>holy shit.. NAK attack might be coming back!!
holy shit the memories, the gains and losses

no one has seen metallord in a while have they?

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>>11826357
yea dude everything is fine lets just keep investing at these prices

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>>11826228
well im a tripfag so i actually owned 0 shares. So i just bought 21 shares in my ira.

Shorting women CEOs is real though and I actually do that. Fuck AMD, and fuck HSY next.

>> No.11826508

>>11826458
ebin

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>>11825489
>Just one last gamble.
Pls no ;_;

>> No.11826523

>>11826458
>Shorting women CEOs is real though
you must not be a kevin o'leary fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DReI622oYL0

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>>11826523
delete this

>> No.11826561

>>11826429
Newfriend here, what are you fags talking about

>> No.11826567

>>11826322
yeah I thought this was huge news

>> No.11826573
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>>11826561
please buy my bags

>> No.11826579

>>11826523
>women are good at managing small companies
>not consistent with shorting women CEO
k.

>> No.11826599

>>11826573
>C A T A S T R O P H I C L O S S

>> No.11826631

>>11826599
>Index funds are saf-

>> No.11826641

what's going on with oil, why is it dropping so much

>> No.11826648

>>11826641
Shale is literally made of oil.

>> No.11826653

>>11826641
Millennials don't want to work on the bigrigs.
Bigrigs don't want to hire on millennials.
Mutually assured destruction for everyone <3

>> No.11826665

>>11826161
over 1000, under 2000

>> No.11826677

so, basically investors have realized that globalism inst ready yet and they wont get infinie profits in the next 5 years

>> No.11826683

Do I sell some stocks that are still in the green and wait for the crash that is surely coming or do I just leave them and buy more stocks.

Also who here bought all his stocks right before the bearmarket like me at mostly ath's ?

F

>> No.11826692

I hope crypto dies bros

>> No.11826695

>>11826683
>The crash that is surely coming

It's here friend
The market has been shaky as fuck and is only going to get worst. Get the fuck out now, wait a year, then buy back in.

>> No.11826721

>>11826683
over the history of the market, ATH are hit once every fifteen days on average. Bear markets usually don't last for more than 8-24 months.

basically you just have to wait. you can cost average on the way down and up. basically i invest the same amount every two weeks into the market whether or not its going down or up. its worked out so far since before the previous recession

>> No.11826724

>>11826695
>buys 21 shares of $KO at the top a week before exdiv
The absolute state of tripfags.

>> No.11826732

>>11826721
how rich are u rn dog

>> No.11826746

Does everything crashing effect a mutual/index fund brainlet like me?

>> No.11826768

>>11826746
Yes?

>> No.11826783

>>11826683
This isn't a "bear market"
We have to hit 20% down for that.

I don't think we've even hit 10% down yet. So, this might not even be a correction yet.

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>>11826746
Your mutual fund tracks the market, so that's going to be a yes from me dog

>> No.11826790

>>11826746
check your account lad
but in general mutual fund babies shouldn't take any action

>> No.11826792

So what are the best tech stocks to buy in this dip?

Beartards need not respond to my post.

>> No.11826804

>>11826792
AMD

>> No.11826818
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>>11826683
> he's still green
dude just fucking sell ASAP
don't be like me, i swear to god im just gonna kill myself im so fucking retarded

>> No.11826820

>>11826768
>>11826790
>>11826786
Man I just got into this FUCK. I should be alright in a few years, right?

>> No.11826829

>>11826820
Yes

>> No.11826831
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Alright, boys. This is the time that separates the boys from the men. We've heard every investor talk about not being emotional during these times, and.... and........

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11826835

>>11826783
we're down 15% on the nasdaq...

>>11826792
Google.. maybe biomarin
or probably best just QLD

>> No.11826837

>>11826786
WRONG!

Stop being a fucking troll you jack ass

Not all mutual funds will fall with the market..theres a reason why there are management fees.... stop being a fucking faggot comfy.. seriously.

>> No.11826841

>>11826820
sell and buy back in later. there is literaly no reason to hold if you just bought now

>> No.11826867

>>11826841
What about muh IRA? Do I even worry about it?

>> No.11826872

>>11826820
you're literally about to lose everything, I'm so sorry

>> No.11826877

>>11826867
You should worry about your IRA every day because if it doesn't hit 1 mil earning you comfy divs you're not gonna have a retirement.

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>>11826831
Calm down, we can make money in bear markets, just need some time to research positions, good now lets just check my portfolio balance .... and ....


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11826890

>>11826831
Kek
J U S T

>>11826835
Alright, NASDAQ has corrected, but not SPY yet.

>>11826872
>JUST DUMP IT ALL
>IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH MONEY ANYMORE

>> No.11826899

>>11826877
this but unironically

>> No.11826909

>>11826890
SPY is down 10%
correction confirmed
BUY

>> No.11826919

>>11826835
why google?

>> No.11826934

> tfw believe in the shitcoin meme and lose
> believe the stock meme and the great economy and lose
No wall, the world is going to shit I'm financially ruined everything is a scam

I'm fucking killing myself

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>>11826877
>>11826899
Oh man, finances sure are tough.

>> No.11826944

>>11826934
One last play: All in NVDA puts. Livestream it too.

>> No.11826947

>>11826919
the floor at 999 is simply unbreachable

>> No.11826951

>>11826641
Saudi Crown prince ordered a hit and world relations with Middle East oil barons might suffer as a result of political turmoil.

>> No.11826953

>>11826942
its ok lad we're all gonna make it
https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2014/02/worlds-worst-market-timer/

>> No.11826956

>>11826944
I have no fucking money anymore

>> No.11826960
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Nothing too exciting going on with my weed portfolio at the moment. Only change today was a small toe-dip entry in to MPX Bioceutical. In line with divest from Canadian companies invest in American ones dude weed strategy. Quinsam Capital apparently insists on squeezing itself down to a 1 cent range before making a break out decision one way or the other. So I wait.


>>11825406

Cherry cola is a tasty business.

>> No.11826963

>>11826732
not rich but have about $350K in the market. I save/invest 50% of my salary. which wasn't shit until about 2016 and after my student loans were paid off.

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>>11826831
>mfw bear market and I still get divvies

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>>11826963
>$350k
noice

>> No.11826986
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It's gonna rally, it's gonna rally

>> No.11826995

>>11826877
>>11826867
don't worry about your IRA for like 10-15 years, just keep maxing it out.

Unless its not invested in something like Vanguard and American Funds or some total market funds then you should worry a little

>> No.11827012

>>11826986
my guess is the rally is going to happen after black friday, when everyone spends a shitload of money and the market realizes the only reason for this correction is a perceived bubble of overvaluation of some companies, which probably aren't as overvalued as the market believes today

>> No.11827021

I"M TOO FUCKING COWARDLY FOR THIS MARKET BIZ

>> No.11827030

>>11827021
Make a move pussy. Nobody ever became rich staying on the sidelines.

>> No.11827034

>>11826956
How.
Did you go in on options and they expired worthless? Because you can't be at literally no money if you were just doing straight stocks

>> No.11827039

>>11827021
I will handle your assets for 1% per annum

>> No.11827044

>>11826995
I went Vanguard, did I dodge a bullet?

>> No.11827052

>>11827030
I'm the guy earlier in the thread with the 157 QQQ put for this friday. fuck me

>> No.11827053

>>11827034
knowing that he's a cointard, all in HMNY probably

>> No.11827054

>>11827044
yes

>> No.11827062

>>11826956
Play the game, win the shame. Try again later.
>>11827052
Play the game, win the shame. Try again later.
>>11827044
If you went VTSAX, you're good. Enjoy retirement fren <3

>> No.11827065

>>11827021
its honestly better for stay out of market atm
only people in it atm are gamblers really

>> No.11827073

>>11827052
Actually, this one hurts my soul. You should've won this. My condolences anon.

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>>11827021
My ability to be influenced by fear died years ago, I envy you.

>> No.11827085

>>11827052
Close half if you've made money on them -- then you've captured half your gains and can feel good regardless of if it goes up or down

>> No.11827087

>>11827065
if I knew how to do options calls I'd do calls for AAPL above 195 by JAN 20

>> No.11827093

dont worry bros, this song will cheer you up

https://youtu.be/kwxIGe1oOJQ?t=22

>> No.11827097
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11827097

What is wrong with you /smg/? Women CEO's are defying the odds. CNN says so. Why are you not progressive and tolerant. When did /smg/ become /pol/?

>> No.11827100

bulls gonna get liquidated in T minus 30 seconds

>> No.11827118

I know this isn't really the thread, but should I be purchasing bitcoins. I mean I look at the catalog and the ratio of wojacks and sad pepes is telling me this is a buying opportunity.

>> No.11827127

>>11827097
women are actually better CEOs

CEO is not a technical job. it's about managing people and image, something women are inherently better at. the best male CEOs like Steve Jobs were all basedboys.

>> No.11827128

>>11827097
ho ho ho not if my AMD spreads have anything to say about that. (forgive me Lisa).
>>11827118
I went in bitcoin last night, just a small long hold trade. Only down 10%.

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>>11827100
PUT THE SELL ORDER DOWN BOBO

https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/g/image/1492/00/1492003456578.jpg

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>market meltdown
>ATVI ±0%
>NVDA +2%

>> No.11827151

>>11827128
I'm thinking i'm going to just cost average in for 6 months and sell in two years.

>> No.11827160

At least you're not this guy:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-11-19/hedge-fund-s-accounts-liquidated-amid-energy-market-volatility

>> No.11827164

>>11827085
Don't worry, I haven't made fucking anything on them

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>>11826960

Also, speaking of Quinsam Capital, pro tip on how to read the order ledger: you can do this for free on tmxmoney.com, bring up Quinsam's chart and scroll down to the bit that shows that last 25 trades made. On the right of that spreadsheet it shows the broker codes for who bought and who sold. You will see broker 097 (M Partners Inc) constantly buying at $0.31 and $0.315. M Partners is the broker Quinsam have hired to do their share buyback. Meaning that is Quinsam buying their own shares as per buyback plan announced back in August. The news release stated that they want to buy back $5.9m worth of shares over the course of August 2018 - August 2019. This is the reason why Quinsam is holding up while the rest of the dude weed is deep red.

The next pre-IPO buy Quinsam made in the dude weed to go public will likely be California grower FLRish (Harborside). Quinsam bought $1.2m worth of shares several months ago. That one should list late this month or early next.

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>>11827093
catchy

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time to short the market?

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>>11827021

STAY ON TARGET

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>SPY -1.90 again

bros?

>> No.11827201

>>11827196
the sooner we get the flush the better

>> No.11827204

>>11827196
NO TENGO DINERO

>> No.11827205
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>>11827196
We need to shake the final weak
maybe a fakeout breakdown at double bottom then rally golden bull

>> No.11827233

>>11827118
i think the market cap is large enough that you will have time to spot the trend reversal

>> No.11827234

>>11827220
Ok, here's the Boomer Blackpill:

The golden bull never comes. It's only suffering and damnation from here on out. Do with this information what you will.

>> No.11827237

>>11827205
Is this what the iPhone's shape will be like in a few years?

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>>11827097
r8 my meme lines

>> No.11827239

>>11827151
btc etf decision and bakkt delayed today to Q1 2019 and the bottom seems to hold (for now).
currently the only uncertainty in the market is the BCH hash war. both party are losing tons of cash (like 500k a day) by mining their own shitfork and are selling btc (they have alot) to fund themselves.

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Powell, don't just stand there, do something.

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>>11827220
>We need to shake the final weak
you said this every time the market dipped

>> No.11827269

>>11827238
they agree with my viewpoints and market ideologies. Have an upvote my fren

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for SPY the number to watch am
>263.45<
if this breaks then its orge for the 260s

>> No.11827278

>>11827238
meant for>>11827196

>> No.11827320

>>11827254
Yeah and youll be kicking yourself for not listening when we hit all time highs Q2

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>>11827278
>>11827269
>>11827238
so sell everything?

>> No.11827356

>>11827329
sell stocks buy burgers. mmm i love me a tasty bunger. When was the last time you had an borger, anon?

>> No.11827360

>>11827329
selling is easy, getting back in is the hard part.

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Beter Schiff was right fugg:DD

>> No.11827385

>>11827093

Fun! I may learn the bass part for that. It's groovy.

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>lost 40% in crypto
>down 8% in stocks

whats the next course of action?

>> No.11827408

>>11827093
mas wall.

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>>11827246
get dunked kiddie

>> No.11827411

>>11827402
losing your virginity

>> No.11827428

>>11826837
90% of the time it falls
Please provide an example to justify your sperg out sweaty

>> No.11827436

Etfs like qqq and spy will always be good long term. No reason to panic. Right guys? Nope no reason. Hahaha...

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>>11827411
Give me an achievable objective please

>> No.11827447

>>11827052
why are you even worried?

>> No.11827464

>>11827205
Ok, what do those numbers mean though?
4418 is the price the BTC was sold for, but what's the 10,000,000? Is that the amount of cash that was invested?

>> No.11827469

>>11827411
he already did, to the market

>> No.11827475

>>11827447
i fear a rally

>> No.11827485

>>11827436
right - if you haven't retired yet, you should be welcoming lower prices.

>> No.11827487
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Burn

>> No.11827491

>>11827464
10M after leverage, yes.
>>11827446
lose your virginity before SPY rebounds. That's a fair goal, no? You've got about 10 years to do it kek.
>>11827447
I think he bought them near atm so he didn't profit from them.

>> No.11827500

>>11827238

Looks about right. I'm watching to see if the S&P holds a double bottom at $2603. It should hit that price tomorrow or later this week.

>> No.11827501

>>11827475
getting closer to itm every second that goes by right now.

>> No.11827502

>>11827446
i cant believe you beat a chick with a pole instead of having sex with her
like wtf

>> No.11827508

>trump just bent the knee to the Saudis for the journalist murder
And just like that oil stocks are in the green again. Looks like an easy way to avoid a red day now.

>> No.11827512

>>11827491
>I think he bought them near atm so he didn't profit from them.
correct, fell for the certain drop meme. Planned on day trading it.

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>>11827491
H-haha o-okay

>> No.11827536

>vote orange skin turbo neocon
>his number one priority is boosting corporate profit
>ends up blowing the economy

lmao who would have thought

>> No.11827545

>>11827502
Man, that was a good night
It's a shame she's in prison now

>> No.11827546

>>11827464
yep it means liquidated a $10M position paid in btc @ 4418 = 2263 btc. bitmex doesn't work with fiat

>> No.11827552

>>11827508
Trump Saudi collusion will be the actual death of the Trump presidency.

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ETERNAL BEAR IS HERE

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>>11827536
yes goyim, dont you see how terrible of a president he is! he ruined the whole obama economy! vote blue 2020 if you still want to keep your job goy!

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all of the big action today has been on the buy side
institootional size buys many times

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>>11827571
>da whales r acoomulating!

>> No.11827589

>>11827564
Get out of here Kushner!

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>>11827577
pls faggot they have made bottom twice today

>> No.11827597

No worse collection of subhuman shitskin mutts has ever been seen on this website

>> No.11827599

>>11827571
institutions can suck my dick, eat my shorts, and owe me a bottle of sweet baby ray's barbeque sauce because imma about to turn these iffyniggas into james cordier.

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>>11827571
Bullish

>> No.11827608

>>11827571
thx just bought 1.3k

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>anime addicts knowing anything about anything much less the market

>> No.11827623

>>11827577
>publicly available market data doesn't real

>> No.11827632

>>11827612
fuck off back to cuckkit. this is an anime website.

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>>11827612
thx just lost 1k

>> No.11827648
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>>11827612

>> No.11827657

>>11827636
bro, are you ok today?

>> No.11827661

This is a meme and shitposting website

>> No.11827665

Power hour Pump thrusters engaged
engine warming up, turbines spinning

>> No.11827679

>>11827665
POWER HOUR GO AWAY
SPY NO MORE GAINS TODAY
I HAVE PUTS AND SPREADS ON YOU
I'LL COLLECT MY PREMIUM, A FULL 0.22

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>>11827612

>> No.11827697

>>11827464
No, probably $100k with 100x leverage.

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>>11827657
fantastic

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>>11827698

>> No.11827723

>>11827552
Not if it stops/delays a market crash. Conservative news outlets will milk the fuck out of how Trump is saving the economy from crashing by pumping big oil and getting the "(Saudi Arabia) kingdom to invest $450B into the United States". MAGA voters will eat it up, murder conspiracy and all.

The dude is unironically playing 4D chess. Look like a pussy today, have the base protect his ass, and then parade around the dead body of the stock market Weekend at Bernie's style using strings funded by the OPEC leader during the 2020 campaign.

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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
CALL MY NAME AND FUCK ME FROM MY GAINS
BID MY BULL TO RUN
BEFORE I COME UNDONE
SAVE ME FROM THE BEARFAG I'VE BECOME

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>>11827723
This is exactly what I was praying for all week! A delay for G20 was required to save our tender asses.

>> No.11827760

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNYNMM0hXXY&feature=youtu.be
holy kek you see this on outside board. Tanisha thank you for the bbq sauce.

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>have only about £35 until payday, 8 days away
>asking for more money from parents would be unthinkable because I've done it multiple times before and they'd freak

I have three days worth of food in the house, maybe a bit more. £26 k is a cuck wage in London. I spend all my money on junk food and coffee due to being in such an awful mood. I hate seeing attractive women everywhere who see me as a disgusting non Chad. Everyday I tell myself I'll have no more junk food or coffee then my spirit is crushed by my environment lack of satisfaction from life.

I wish I could give up coffee because it ruins my sleep and gym gains. Only dyels say coffee doesn't hurt sleep. I can function with ruined sleep but have no chance of being strong in the gym. I am a loser with weak willpower. My only hobby is drinking coffee in public to feel less alone, browsing 4chan, and feeling sad about life.

I think I am book smart but I am already 26 and with zero social experiences since I was 18. I've never been to a pub or club. I hated my. boring stem degree I've had no friends since 18, no female attention ever. How can I sit in my flat learning programming or something useful when my youth is passing before my eyes? And I'm being really fucking generous when I call being 26 youth.

Everything feels like work. I'm reading brothers Karamazov just to say I have. It's boring shit that pseudo intellectuals praise. Every single activity descends in to drudgery.

Acting normal isn't an option when you're ugly, normies will never accept you. I waste all my money on junk food and coffee. Societal propaganda is awful yet "classic" books are zero escape, just more drudgery that you are told to do.

I think at this point all normies have a superiority complex over me. Everyone else's life consists of easily joining institutions filled with normies like them, being judged by normies like them, doing things that normies enjoy..

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that big drop though. we're in full panic. ride it out guys. shorts win.

>> No.11827786

We are in desperate need of a recession.

>> No.11827785

>>11827774
exactly still in panic right now.

>> No.11827788

>>11827760
yeah it was posted in /smg/ a couple days back. ~$72m loss, 300 clients, wrong side of the trade with natural gas/oil or something.

>> No.11827792

>>11827741
Nicely done.

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It's fucking over, isn't it?

>> No.11827814

>>11827763
Literally take all the money you would've put into drinking coffee and use it to buy put lotto tickets instead. If it's going down the drain, why not try to make it work for you?

>> No.11827821

>>11827763
>I spend all my money on junk food and coffee due to being in such an awful mood.
other way around lad
> all normies have a superiority complex over me
no, you have an inferiority complex, depression and probably generalized anxiety disorder
see a shrink or at the very least fix your sleep schedule, eat better and do cardio

you can make it if you want anon

>> No.11827823

>>11827763
Unironically follow /fit/ sticky guide.

Get off any sugar snacks. Go High protein, low carbs diet. Do bodyweight exercises.

Coffee is fine if it's in moderation. Great tool for fasting.

You will feel leagues better off of sugar. It's making you tired constantly.

>> No.11827831

>>11827810
markets will close forever and all assets will be sized by purple haired social justice warriors
sorry anon

>> No.11827843

>>11827814
could you stop with all the shitposting? you are by far the worst tripfag that has come through here.. you make comfy look good.

This is the stock market.. not the crypto market.. no reason for you act retarded the whole thread.

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>>11827821
>>11827823
Why is it so forbidden to say: 20 % of men get 80 % of women; women live lives on easy mode

I hate how I'm an ugly 26 year old male with no friends, whoha never had attention from women ever, and hasn't had a social life at all since I was 18. I went through university like this. Tinder shows that women have Chads on tap and it is clear that they live easy lives and society sees males as disposable shit to be bled dry and discarded. I hate how you can't even point this out, and the trivial empirical observations are ignored.
I hate how I eat junk food and coffee to dull the mental pain of my shit life, ruining my sleep and gym strength. I hate how I became the ugly loner beta at my workplace within a few days. It confirmed everything I ever intuited about the workplace and professional environments and the necessity of normieness to succeed.

I hate how boringness is seen as a sign of intellectual worth. I hate how simplicity is seen as proof of near worthlesness.

I hate my desire for a philosophy that will let me know what to do. I know there is no such thing and I would feel like a dehumanised robot if I tried to follow it. I know that the truths are all trivially obvious and most "insightful" thoughts stem from a deviation from them justified by lies and obscurantism (there is no meaning to life, no objective morals, no way to optimise life, no automatic cost for hedonism, no automatic gain for pain, no guaranteed qualities to compensate ugliness or vice versa).

>> No.11827853

>>11827763
>I'm reading brothers Karamazov just to say I have. It's boring shit that pseudo intellectuals praise.
Pseud shibbolethed

>> No.11827857

>>11827846
ok that's nice now go to /adv/

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>>11827843
>could you stop with all the shitposting
>LCI

>> No.11827865

>>11827846
well at least you type fast

>> No.11827873

>>11827846
>not taking responsability for you own life
this, and only this is the reason people don't like you.

>> No.11827881

>>11827169

Dude weed portfolio update #2 for the day. Liquidated my small Canntrust position just now at nominal loss. Too much sell pressure. Not enough buy interest on level 2 at this price range. Chart seems like it wants to retest $7 support.

>> No.11827882

>>11827814
high IQ post

fuck coffee anyway

>> No.11827907
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SO I GUESS THE FORTUEN TELLER'S RIGHT

>> No.11827908

>>11827846
The UK is a fucking shithole

Try a real country, like Germany.

>> No.11827915

>>11827865
>>/lit/thread/9759436

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>>11827866
Based dobber

>> No.11827935

>>11827908
based and nazi pilled. This is an aryan stamp & rare coins collecting general, after all.

>> No.11827937

>>11827866
>>11827928
epin tripfag drama guys
great job

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>>11827907
i SHOULD HAVE SEEN JUST WHAT WAS THERE

>> No.11827944

LABU not following the S&P to a T. Sweet.

>> No.11827956
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>>11827941
AND NOT SOME HOLY LIGHT

>> No.11827971

>>11827941
>>11827956
holy fuck. you didn't actually trust a meme line chart did you?

>> No.11827987

>>11827944
Labu squad

>> No.11827989
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BUT YOU CRAWLED BENEATH MY VEINS AND NOW

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I DONT CARE I HAVE NO LUCK
I DONT MISS IT ALL THAT MUCH
>>11827989

>> No.11828005

>>11827937
I have an addiction to yelling at people on the internet so tripfagging is like a drug

Also bought Disney today

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>>11828003
THERES JUST SO MANY THINGS
THAT I CANT TOUCH

>> No.11828032

>tfw down .32% today

AHH SELL SELL SELL

>> No.11828036

fresh lows :\

>> No.11828051

almost thought i sold the low today and second guessed my meme charts. looks like everything is still on pace for full blown crash.

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>>11828017
I'M TORN

>> No.11828060

>>11827277
IT'S OGRE

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11828061

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WE'RE GOING EVEN LOWER, -650 NOW

SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11828067

NEW

>>11828063
>>11828063
>>11828063
>>11828063
>>11828063

NEW

>> No.11828078

NEW
>>11828073
>>11828073
>>11828073

>> No.11828098

>>11828078
>>11828067
YIKES