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11823230 No.11823230 [Reply] [Original]

I like you guys edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open] [Embed] [Embed]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11811021

>> No.11823242

why am i not rich yet

>> No.11823246
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11823246

Buy soon anons

>> No.11823257
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>>11823230
based texanon OP

on what is looking like a not so based morning....

>> No.11823266
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11823266

NEVAR 5GET!
First for:
>your bitch fears "the portfolio"

>> No.11823268
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>>11823257
Should I milf post all day to make you guys feel better?

>> No.11823272

is it too late to long sqqq?

>> No.11823283

>>11823272
There will never be a green day again. Longer you wait to buy sqqq the less profit you will make.

>> No.11823284

>>11823272
Probably.
Good question, though.

>> No.11823293

How fucked are we

>> No.11823297
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11823297

JUST DUMP IT ALL, FREN!

>IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH MONEY ANYMORE
IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH MONEY ANYMORE
>IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH MONEY ANYMORE
IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH MONEY ANYMORE
>IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH MONEY ANYMORE
IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH MONEY ANYMORE
>IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH MONEY ANYMORE

>> No.11823301

>>11823293
Yes.

>> No.11823315

Update:
>NASDAQ: -2.13%
>S&P: -1.41%

Looks like we got a cute little bounce back up...

>> No.11823317
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEcession

>> No.11823326
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>>11823268
you should every day as long as worksafe

but i gotta leave for school soon

by the time i get home around 1ish, im sure it will be an even more red day :(

>>11823246
but i already own some of those, cant afford to buy more unless i sell

>> No.11823332

Is it time for a prez orange tweet about it ?

>> No.11823333

>>11823326
Those knockers are too large.

>> No.11823349
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>>11823283
>>11823284
i'm getting mixed signal here... but i guess i'll stay with the trend.
heh nothing personal kiddos

>> No.11823364

>>11823349
I just enjoy panic seller shitposting on red days.
It feels cathartic.

>> No.11823368
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11823368

A kind reminder

>> No.11823381
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>>11823326
Deal

>> No.11823388

>>11823317
He sounded extra giddy in his last podcast

>> No.11823400
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>>11823333
yea, she needs a bigger booty to be a true cutie

>>11823381
godspeed good sir, i be off to machine design class, keep up the good work

>> No.11823402
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11823402

plan fart tube day

we going past areas so deep me have never seen before ;_; me did no ask for this

>> No.11823408

who here is pink wojak

>> No.11823409
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11823409

Why everything is so red?

>> No.11823411

>>11823315
Update:
>NASDAQ: -2.39%
>S&P: -1.57%

>> No.11823433
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I'm gonna be preddy fukken E R E C T if SPY opens 2% down.
This is exciting.

>> No.11823456
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ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.11823468
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>>11823283
Buy sqqq now, but you should've bought when I said.

>> No.11823475
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>>11823402
You've never had it this deep before?

>> No.11823478

>>11823475
This is just the tip.

>> No.11823485

Looks like the bear market has arrived. Time to buy up those cheapies.

>> No.11823491
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>>11823478
But of course

>> No.11823492
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11823492

TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.11823518

this is the market pricing in a recession. the good news is that by the time it's confirmed to be a recession, the market is usually beginning to recover. you'll probably lose your job though.

>> No.11823524
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>>11823478
STOP SELLING

>> No.11823530

its a tvix episode :):):):)

>> No.11823543

ALL I SEE IS RED
IM LOSING MONEY,TRUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!

>> No.11823545

PRICED IN has got to be my favorite meme.

>> No.11823560
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11823560

REEEEEEEEEEE! Another downgrade!

>> No.11823577

>>11823518
I work for a small business, wish me luck anon

>> No.11823585

>>11823560
>warn people about GE
>GE tanks
>warn people about Micron
>micron tanks
If only I could be as clever with my own picks

>> No.11823599

The stock market collapses today

>> No.11823625
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2 minutes until open!

DON'T FORGET TO POUND THAT SELL BUTTON!!!

>> No.11823629
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11823629

Prepare your anus for opening

>> No.11823635

>MU -6.5% in premarket.
premarket/afterhours is the worst kikery i've ever seen and should be illegal, it makes crypto look honest and transparent in comparison.

>> No.11823654
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>> No.11823682
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>> No.11823684

Bots are crunching the numbers. Wait for it...

>> No.11823687
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11823687

holy shit, bulls getting ultra just'd

>> No.11823700

VZ. never stops going up.

>> No.11823703

>work in american manufacturing

How many months until I lose my job?

>> No.11823719

>>11823703
3-6. save up.

>> No.11823720

>>11823703
about 3 months left. I'm in the same field. Were in 2007 right now.

>> No.11823724

>>11823635
bots should be made illegal

>> No.11823727
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>>11823468
Yup. They said I was stupid dollar Cody averaging SQQQ. My only regret is not starting sooner.

>> No.11823738

Mu 's going to mid 20s

>> No.11823742
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11823742

Just one green day would be nice

>> No.11823743

>>11823687
LIKEE MOSES UNTO BETHEL

>> No.11823745

>>11823738
> le MU
> le NVIDIA
those used to be big boys now they are back into trash high risk status

>> No.11823750

>>11823545
unironically this
also cheapies

>> No.11823761
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11823761

Who here /buying/?

>> No.11823769

based Campbell's soups

>> No.11823773
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11823773

DOW, S&P, and Nasdaq will double in points today. BEARS BTFO!!!

>> No.11823780

Sooo should I unload my Tesla while i'm still green?

>> No.11823789
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>>11823742
>The Green Days....
>Dump Them.

>> No.11823790

>>11823780
I would.

>> No.11823797
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11823797

*yawns*
How’s the market look today sweetie?

>> No.11823803

I hope I don't get fired in the next recession. I know my company cut wages in 2008 before I started working. Better than nothing.

>> No.11823807

INVEST IN STOCKS THEY SAID

>> No.11823830
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One last post as I walk into class

>Red day postponed?
One can only hope..

>> No.11823831

>>11823790
Well shit as I went to sell, my total return went negative. AHHHHH

>> No.11823837

>>11823599
It already collapsed. Instead of one big collapse we got a slow moving controlled demolition

>> No.11823838

>>11823761
This isn't the end of the dump wait a little longer.

>> No.11823839
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Good luck, bulls.

>> No.11823863

Biotech, save us.

>> No.11823868
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>>11823789
>Shake out the weakhands
>bring in the golden bull run at dooble bottom

>> No.11823870

>>11823839
its a slaughterhouse

>> No.11823877
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>>11823839
>health care and utilities green or flat

based

>> No.11823881

>>11823839
Wtf ma and v

>> No.11823887

>>11823863
i'm capitulating. fuck it. all my meme lines say there's another 10% down minimum.
Calculate amzn price take BTC and divide by 10. Good luck.

>> No.11823898
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11823898

11 days till Pappa Trump saves us all.
I don't know if I can make it though.

>> No.11823899

There are no bulls anymore.

>> No.11823900

PULL. UP. WARNING. TOO. LOW. PULL UP

>> No.11823902

>>11823898
what's in 11 days? I think this may be the one anons

>> No.11823911
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>>11823902
G20. Its do or die.

>> No.11823913
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AW MAN

>> No.11823931

Haha. We're in danger.

>> No.11823934
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11823934

well that was easiest short in history of whole universes
gonna spend rest of day baking thanksgiving stuff and withering in pain

>>11823868
if we hit febs low again its so fudging orge, going to 200 easy

>> No.11823947

fuck lciguy i knew i should've 100% all in coke

>> No.11823949

Zoomers and millennials should look at this as an opportunity stocks are gonna get destroyed and even big boomer stocks with high yields are gonna reach like 3 year lows

>> No.11823957

>>11823947
losing 2% is relatively good in these market conditions!

>> No.11823959

>>11823877
Don't @ me, homosexual.

>> No.11823972

>>11823949
>big boomer stocks with high yields are gonna reach like 3 year lows

ikr, cant wait for some cheapies

>> No.11823976
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>>11823931

>> No.11823979
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jokes on you I don't have a job to loose

>> No.11823981
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>>11823902
>I have instructed the department of foreign affairs, to immediately begin the process necessary, to withdraw from the G20.
*Applause*

>> No.11823992

>>11823979
you will have a job after

>> No.11823993

>>11823981
Markets would drop 20% in a day, and then 20% the next.

>> No.11824010

today is a good day so far for me though. Woke up, got an instant +10% from selling theta decaying contracts.

>> No.11824019

IS ANYTHING SAFE

>> No.11824027

>>11823981
Make America's stock market Tank Again

>> No.11824030

>>11823949
>>11823972
ETA on when it'll dump?

>> No.11824034

>>11824019
Your blanket

>> No.11824040
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>>11823934
heh nice try kid
Just put my entire life savings on TQQQ
see you from my yacht

>> No.11824052

However low you think things are, they would be way lower if the government wasn't actively rigging markets to the upside. We're one step away from just flat out making short selling illegal.

>> No.11824059

>>11823230

Please help me identify a website that covers viewing multiple tickers at once?

>> No.11824061

>>11824040
I just sold all of mine to buy back next april. see ya then.

>> No.11824062

>>11824040
based and tqqqpilled

>> No.11824068

STOP THE BLEEDING,ORANGE BAD MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11824071
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>>11824040
ITS TOO SOON! We have very little chance of a major turn around till G20 unless Trumpkins comes out with something to boost morale.

>> No.11824072

>>11824019
WTR

>> No.11824075

>>11823246
$nbev and $nio look ok at first glance

>> No.11824080

Oh my god, even $KO is crashing.

>> No.11824086

I will put all of my money brk.b and work til im 65 now. i have seen the way.

>> No.11824092

Seems like Mike Tyson is going to have a prosperous Thanksgiving.

>> No.11824098

it will stabilize once the trade situation stabiizes and Xi and Trump smooch each other, once the Fed stops raising the rate and once Yurop unfucks itself. This situation could go on for another year or more desu or until stocks crash to the levels where institutions originally bought them and will not sell

>> No.11824105

Ahaha I just barely made even for the morning thanks to two AMD puts. It went way, wayyy below strike price. Probably gonna get even lower throughout the day.

>> No.11824107

So who's going to be the first on the S&P500 to go bankrupt?

>> No.11824108

im losing money why isnt drrumppf doing anything about this

>> No.11824110

should i go out of silver and gold and start shorting?

>> No.11824111
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11824111

im out guys im seeing crypto crash flashbacks im selling while im still up above initial investment

>> No.11824116

>>11824098
You just described a condition that has several factors that are impossible to remedy.
Was that intentional?

>> No.11824117

My friend keeps shilling this Robin Hood app to me. Is it worth anything, or just jewery?

>> No.11824128

>>11824117

to buy/sell it's fine. it doesn't support more complex trades and is very simple. DIY broker

>> No.11824129

>>11824059
Trading view ffs

>> No.11824133

why is sentiment so negative rn? What's making everyone freak out?

>> No.11824138

>>11824116
I think that it's very likely that Trump and XI will do the trade smooching soon. Trump can't afford stocks to dump and risk middle class assets getting rekt

>> No.11824145

The bull market literally can't end unless the Fed and the government suddenly lose control of it and if they do it's all over anyway. Short sale restrictions, interest rates, tax incentives to buy and hold, and on and on and on. It's all rigged to keep net buyers vs sellers. If there aren't enough buyers, like because you people aren't having kids and starting families while the boomers are retiring and becoming net sellers, they'll ship in a bunch of Somalians and South Americans to buy the market with their welfare checks. The whole thing is AIDS.

>> No.11824147

I told you faggots on Friday to buy FVE. Now look at it.

>> No.11824149

>>11824059
You can do it on microsoft money. Just add to your watchlist.

>> No.11824152

$PCG about to get those big gains, even regulators said they won't let it go bankrupt if the fire falls on them. With this big rain coming up it'll be real hard to investigate who was truly at fault.

>> No.11824155

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

FUEL MY SHORTS
WHAT A GLORIOUS RED DAY

>> No.11824161

>>11824138
7 more trading days like this will still take us to the grave. G20 could be huge, but markets need relief before it imo. The reason we are crashing so hard is Pences little show.

>> No.11824166

>>11824133
>sentiment
The chimp in the oval office has permanently fucked our economy back to the stone age
This would've never happened with HILLDAWG!!

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>>11824111

>> No.11824169

>>11824129

yeah but something with more info on one screen. I guess finviz

>> No.11824172
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LOWER LOW ON THE MONTHLY.
FUCKING GET OUT!

>> No.11824174
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11824174

>tfw bought a 15xbear for S&P earlier today

>> No.11824176
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>>11824168
I'VE SEEN THESE MEME CHARTS BEFORE

>> No.11824177

>>11824145
This isn't a bull market. A bull market is when people don't fucking think and FOMO the fuck in there even into second rate tech shit that only has hype behind it. That's all over now. Now investors are gonna be extremely cautious calculated who will double read the earnings reports and cross analyze them with the economic situation and shit before going in

>> No.11824184

>>11824166
what did (((it))) do this time

>> No.11824186

>>11824177
Or you know you could just accumulate FVE while it's still under a dollar.

>> No.11824192

>>11824176
how much weight does amzn have on nasdaq? it's fucking over.

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Is there still Golden Bull?

>> No.11824202

/TECH'd/

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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>>11824168
>tfw $20 grand in $AMZN
I'm praying it spikes during Xmas sales so I can get out

>> No.11824223

woah
someone just made the bottom @ 263.45
with a 300k buy
O.O

>> No.11824224

>>11823979
Jokes on you my job is funded by the taxpayer

>> No.11824231

>>11824210
Christmas is cancelled bitch!

>> No.11824234

>>11824138
>Implying Trump would lose power when the middle class is impoverished.
He's manufacturing a crisis so he can seize power. His base will only double down on him when it looks like the Dems are unorganized, weak, and don't want to make quick decisions.
Meanwhile his friends buy up anything of value that the federal government still holds.
This is Soviet Collapse 2: Electric Boogalo.

>>11824145
>Implying third Worlders will buy stocks
>Implying we need them to buy our bags when americans 401k plans will do that already.

>> No.11824236

>>11824223
BASED

>> No.11824239

>>11824210
dude i didnt sell btc and still havent. cut your losses. i'm down 70k on btc from initial by being stubborn. fool me once.... cant fool meme on meme chart twice i have rope.

>> No.11824250
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>>11824210
>spikes during Xmas sales
guess again

>> No.11824257

what are your dividend stocks to think about while prices are lowering?

>> No.11824259

>>11824184
Earnings for every major company has been garbage because of sanctions and tariffs.
Big Dicks like Apple are slashing targets which affects supply chains from chip makers to delivery companies. Oil companies are shitting their pants harder then they have since the 80s. Fed has also been aggressively hiking rates and refusing to acknowledge that we're headed for a recession.
It's like death by a million paper cuts except we're simultaneously being set on for and shot at.

>> No.11824261
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>>11824223
you call that a bottom?

>> No.11824263
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>> No.11824266

>Soitec -10%
>results in 8 days
I'm tempted to buy

>> No.11824270

>>11824234
> le Drumpf will seize the power
yeah nah. At the end of the day most Americans vote with their pocket books if the Middle Class get's their investments wiped and their economic situation worsens he's just not gonna get re-elected

>> No.11824273
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11824273

NVDA green

>> No.11824276

IT'S
FUCKING
GAME
OVER

How many times will we have to say it? Why are bull/biz/tards still buying?

>> No.11824278
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11824278

>TQQQ approaching 41
It’s the end isn’t it?

>> No.11824287
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wti getting hammered. spy is calming down already

>> No.11824288

mgm literally cannot drop any further. it goes against the 10k

>> No.11824290

>>11824270
If they voted with their pocket books they wouldn't have voted for Donny.

>> No.11824295

HIT THE BOTTOM ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11824302

PPT in action right now.

>> No.11824306
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11824306

OOOOO WE ARE BACK
NASDAQ WILL NEVER BE BELOW 6500 AGAIN

>> No.11824310

Who here /bull/? I wanna laugh in your face as my theta positive FDs appreciate in value.

>> No.11824316

>>11824259
and I just bought back into the market, too. How long until we know when it's coming?

>> No.11824331

>>11824257
I was actually thinking of buying into Nestle's stock, but I'm unsure if I'm able to since they're not American. I'm new to this...

>> No.11824336

>>11824259
>Fed has also been aggressively hiking rates and refusing to acknowledge that we're headed for a recession
A recession means two quarters straight of GDP shrink. So far the US economy is growing and every other western economy as well.
It's a valuation bubble burst.

>> No.11824340

even liberals are talking about how interest rate increases are fucking us over. i think we might pull through this.

>> No.11824348

>>11824257
RAD. This market is perfect for BABA to acquire them and battle AMZN.

>> No.11824349

>>11824336
you're just like my wife. She can only see what happened. Can't see what's going to happen in the near future based on observation.

>> No.11824351

>>11824295
Not ready is going to fall more.

>> No.11824361

>>11824349
>Load up on GE

>> No.11824371

>>11824340
Interest rates should be about 9%.

>> No.11824375
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11824375

>NBR

Come on, down to $4. Let's go.

>> No.11824378

>>11824349
>capex stable
>consumer spending alright
>industry ok except in germany
>>load up on GE
It really looks like the dotcom bubble.

>> No.11824379

>>11824340
>reduce rates, goy
>let the banks fuck us all over with unchecked inflation

>> No.11824390

>>11824361
rekt kek

>> No.11824391

>>11824210
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/santa-claus-rally-is-just-another-christmas-story-2018-11-20

Don't need to thank me

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>>11824340
>there are people that think rate hikes are bad

>> No.11824404

>>11824348

yes, although they are so low it looks like they might fallout all-together

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>>11824361
>>11824378
>>11824390

>> No.11824418

>>11824406
>load up on GE
everyone makes fun of you
>load up on GE puts
everyone worships you

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11824420

When oil is in free fall, you know something is up. Even cheap oil can't prop up a rally, it seems. Ironically.

>> No.11824424

>>11824404

adding: especially because of their albertsons merger collapse

>> No.11824435
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11824435

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Its not a loss if you don't sell, HODL4LYFE

And some advice: You make money because of a bull market, you get rich because of a bear market. History tells us this will go up again. DOW 40K by 2025

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11824449

>the ABSOLUTE state of /smg/ rn

>> No.11824454

>>11824403
This.
Without these rate hikes, the bubble would just be bigger and inflation would have been let out of the bag.
The thing is cheap money never works out.
When the tide goes out, everybody learns who was swimming naked.
Here we are at end of Americas Weimar days.
I hope you goys had your fun living the life of unrepentant decadence.
The storm is here.

>> No.11824455

>>11824349
>Can't see what's going to happen in the near future based on observation.
That's you, because you only see 2008 as a point of reference.

>> No.11824459

NVDIA just keeps going up, imagine the crash tomorrow.

>> No.11824468
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11824468

anon from Poland here - we close our stock market in 25 minutes

I just hope it stops soon. It's fucking enough

>> No.11824471

>>11824406
gj but you should change your name "Load Up on GE Puts"

>> No.11824486

>>11824375
Unironically worked there.
We had a bunch of layoffs and then anyone who was actually good at their job quit (including me). Last I remember we were investing big in Saudi, but with the Kashoggi sanctions coming and OPEC production cuts I unironically think they're going to be a penny stock soon.
I would short them myself if I wasn't scared of being tagged for insider trading.

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11824498

Get ready to start buying.

>> No.11824503

>>11824486
>I would short them myself if I wasn't scared of being tagged for insider trading.
Is the SEC that anal about it ?

>> No.11824516

>>11824498
>NBEV -7.38%
>LCI -4.04%
>NIO -5.67%
Funny, what /biz/ shills, wallstreet sells.

>> No.11824526

>>11824503
yes SEC hates it when people make money
they will nail you for insider trading for reading too much stocktwits or tradingview

>> No.11824531

>>11824503
I dunno, but I don't wanna risk it.
I also have family that are in politics and I try to keep my nose as clean as possible for their sake.

>> No.11824538

>>11824503

>rarely shorts anything
>quit job and 100x

just put the cuffs on yourself

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When the red gets less red

>> No.11824551

>>11824516
I tried catching XPO, but everyone is still selling.

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>>11824526
>they will nail you for insider trading for reading too much stocktwits
A year ago this would've been hilarious to read. Now? ... i can actually believe this could happen ...

>> No.11824555

>>11824526
your english was too good in this post, rkg
is everything alright?

>> No.11824568

>>11824257
I'd love to get more KO back at 40

Also eyeing LLY, JNJ, MSFT, V, VZ

>> No.11824585

>>11824568
KO at 40 would be my deathgrip hold.

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and we're back

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>>11824544
>all my Chinese friends keep buying the dip
>after they initially shorted the market months ago
Now Chinese tech stocks are outperforming the US giants. Soon, I will be asking for favors.

>> No.11824625

>>11824086
You are enlightened. You took the BerkPill, and now you will be rewarded with massive chad gains.

>> No.11824629

>>11823230
Financially ruined
>>11824234
If all he does is come in and shit up the place with his retarded fucking tariffs, rape my portfolio then leave, there is a less than zero chance I will vote again in 2020

>> No.11824630

FVE is green, still can get some under the fifty cent mark. Get in now before you FOMO in when we hit 5 bucks and we unload our shares.

>> No.11824638

>>11824107
GE or any other company that is getting JUST'D with debt right now.

>> No.11824654

>>11824234
Donny divine right monarchy when.

>> No.11824673

>>11824234
>>11824654
I, for one, welcome our new orange men overlords.

>> No.11824700

>>11824619
The Koreans, Singaporeans, Europeans, Americans & Japanese have entered.

>>11824673
>C-cheezels!?

>> No.11824713

Ze Gap has been filled
Bullrun confirmed

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>>11824168
J-just d-doller cost average in. Muh-markets go up over time.

>> No.11824732

WE BULL
NOW AND FOREVER

>> No.11824745

POWER HOUR GO AWAY
SPY NO MORE GAINS TODAY
I HAVE PUTS AND SPREADS ON YOU
I'LL COLLECT MY PREMIUM, A FULL 0.22

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>>11824732
GREEN BY END DAY

>> No.11824759
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>>11824732
Don’t you see it? 2020 recession isn’t a meme
Even bullman sachs cut their targets and thinks the next two years will be mediocre at BEST
We’re fucking finished kiddo

>> No.11824766

SPY is going to make me broke.

>> No.11824768

>>11824745

>> No.11824769

SOMEBODY HOLD ME

>> No.11824784

Why am I now only losing 100 bucks instead of 5000? Am I getting pump faked or I miss some news?

>> No.11824794

>>11824638
GE is the perfect dark horse. The new CEO's salary is completely tied to the stock performance of the company, but no one has any faith in the organization. Culp will bring GE back from the grave ($30-$40/share) long-term and everyone will whine that they should've bought in at the bottom.

Screencap this post and look back in 3 years.

>> No.11824799

>>11824784
The entire world is buying Cheap SPY and QQQ right now
Its like stealing at these prices

>> No.11824806

>>11824257
going to increase position in JPM, ITW, MSFT, T, V, PFE, AAPL, also IBM is risky but i don't see it collapsing.

New positions likely CSCO, MO, TXN, AOS, PEP, XOM, WMT

Won't have sufficient cash until next year to do all that but thats what I'm looking at

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>>11824784

>> No.11824812

>>11824794

GE and RAD are so low.. then again I bought GE at 9 because it WAS low... and JUSTed out 8.5

>> No.11824815

>>11824794
thanks just bought 100k puts

>> No.11824823

>>11824794
I guess, but a 1mil paycheck for a shit year sitting on your ass vs a 2 mil paycheck for performing a miracle. He could just sit on his ass and let it go the way of SHLD

>> No.11824824

wtf are these buys

>> No.11824834

>that rally
CAC@5000 EOD

>> No.11824845

>>11823230
Go all in Facebook

>> No.11824848
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>>11824824
quant funds to the rescue ?
Buffett-sama and his hidden grandson Sminem saving the markets from the Bogs ?

>> No.11824855

>>11824845
Perfect chance was under 130, free money

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-3% by EOD

>> No.11824869

>>11824759
Shut up and buy. If we all work together and never sell, then we can always have green days.

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>>11824845
>Go all in Facebook

>> No.11824884

>>11824824

where are you seeing this friend

>> No.11824890
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>>11824869
this
SPX 3000
Ndaq 8000

>> No.11824895

>>11824869
>If we all work together
there's the problem with your plan

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>>11824700
You forgot the Australians my dear friend.

>> No.11824914

>>11824794
GE is a dark horse long term but its nowhere near bottomed out. They're under an SEC investigation thats going to be a long hard probe into their cooking the books before the new CEO showed up. They could realistically go under $6 before they start rallying back up, and I'm expecting a huge selloff sometime next spring once the feds shows the extent to which they were committing fraud.

>> No.11824924
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11824924

>he actually bought

>> No.11824926

who the fuck is buying SNAP? that shit should go to 0

>> No.11824930

>>11824895
Thats why we need regulation to stop people from selling. Once you're in, you're in for life.

>> No.11824933

>>11824926
saudi princes and white chicks, probably.

>> No.11824939
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>>11823230
Look at this UGLY MOTHERFUCKER
>>11824869
Jesus it’s really fucking gone, talk like this such a huge sell signal

>> No.11824940

I'm mentally prepared for an additional 10% loss but after that we yikes

>> No.11824942
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11824942

whew almost tricked me into longing there

>> No.11824949

>>11824930
>stop people from selling
this is by far, the most retarded thing I've ever read. You can't buy without a seller.

>> No.11824965

Why are FAANG so fucked

>> No.11824979

>>11824965
bubble popped.

>> No.11824985
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>>11824942
back to the kitchen

>>11824965
shaking out weak hands

>> No.11824986

>>11824860
Stop looking at my portfolio

>> No.11824993

What’s the best age for going into stocks? I’m an apprenticing plumber and will be 20 next September.

>> No.11824995

>>11824926
A decent amount of people legitimately believe Amazon will buy SNAP. Those are the morons keeping it afloat, along with weak hand short sellers trying to cover their asses and creating chain reactions that make it spike upwards.

>> No.11824997

>>11824942
Are you ready to admit that shorting women CEOs is the superior strategy?

>> No.11825000

>>11824993
0

>> No.11825001

just a small correction
fundamentals are good

>> No.11825012

>>11824965
amzn still up 300 for the year

>> No.11825014

>>11824993
>>11825000
>0
The only correct answer. If your parents weren't plowing money into stocks for you you've unironically lost 18 years of compound growth.

>> No.11825027

>>11824949
Only buys directly from the company or regulated market sellers who agree to never sell at a price below yesterday's price. You can also only 'sell' if a company or regulated market seller wants to do a buyback.
Everybody wins.

>> No.11825030

>>11823268
Yes.

>> No.11825040
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>>11824997
/smg/ has been over this before, here old macro image, its never been defeated because statistics

>>11824985
*slowly stops mixing cornbread batter...*
:(

>> No.11825052
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>>11824997
>Are you ready to admit that shorting women CEOs is the superior strategy?

>> No.11825054

>>11824926
muhlennials RH users who think personal affinity to a company's product means they should invest in the stock

>> No.11825069

>>11823230
LMFAOOOOOOO TIME TO SHORT THE MARKET

THANKS FOR PLAYING

THANK YOU FOR BUYING HIGH

THANK YOU

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>>11825054
that literally warren buffet tier investing strategy though

>> No.11825112

>>11825072
i'll let you pick the next women ceo stock i short <3

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11825134

I'm not doing too bad today, thank you for asking, Big5Guy
Waiting for a VTGN bounce by EOW

>> No.11825151

>>11825134
>lost $9.37
that's 9 mcdonalds cheeseburgers right there. /delusional/ bulls.

>> No.11825163

The best strategy in stocks is to buy low and sell high. Like right now we should all be purchasing FVE.

>> No.11825168

>>11825112
hsy

>> No.11825169

>>11824926
>>11824995
There will be a buyer for it with a premium since the stock was overpriced from the begging. The only reason SNAP went IPO was for the early investors to cash out and the CEO to maintain majority voting control. It is as useful as bag of rocks.

>> No.11825173

>>11825163
You know, I think the stock has to actually be worth someting in the future for that to work.

>> No.11825177

>>11825151
I'm still ahead enough overall to buy 72 McDonalds Cheeseburgers
I'm playing 4d chess, this is all part of my keikaku

>> No.11825179
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>>11825112
me know shouldnt give idiot like you help like this but kek am 100% you will lose money

heres good starting point for you, all women companies

>> No.11825193

>>11825173
2 words. Baby Boomers.

>> No.11825197
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11825197

>triple zips

>> No.11825225

>>11825177
check'd
>>11825168
>>11825179
I'll look into hershey next week when i have more buying power after AMD gets rekt.
>>11825193
baby boomers are dying and don't know what snapchat is.

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>>11825179
What is that? Scuffed Bloomberg Terminal?

>> No.11825233

Shout out to /LABU/ nearly green

>> No.11825245

What will they name this crash?

>> No.11825246

>>11825233
biotech best sector

>> No.11825257

best time to long iodine tablets

>> No.11825258

>>11825245
something something blame millennials.

>> No.11825261

>>11825245
The Crash That Didn't Happen

>> No.11825262

>>11825246
it actually crashed worse than everything else lol

>> No.11825276

Who the fuck is buying Nvidia?

>> No.11825279

>>11825245
>What will they name this crash?

Beep Boop Orange Man Bad Crash

>> No.11825286
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>>11825262
still my favorite sector
in terms of weathering economic downturn, utilities are the best sector by far

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>>11825276
Citron

>> No.11825297

>>11825245
The "Republicans fuck up the economy and blame it on the Democrat president after the Republicans don't get elected again next election" Crash

>> No.11825302
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>>11823599 (checked)

>> No.11825303

>>11825245
powell crash

>> No.11825314
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11825314

PAMP EET

>> No.11825315

>>11825276
Anyone long-term

>> No.11825320

>>11825303
on a powell trip. crashing the economy.

>> No.11825326

>>11825245
The Great Trump Dump

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11825333

The nasdaq will NEVER be below 6600 again

>> No.11825360

>>11825356
>>11825356
>>11825356
NEW THREAD

>> No.11825364

>>11825245
The Hard Reset
The Final Act
The Big One
Great Recession 2: Electric Boogaloo

>> No.11825454

>>11825163
I bought some just for you

>> No.11825473

>>11825225
>baby boomers are dying
FVE is designed to take the last of their money before they croak you fucking tard. You think their kids are going to take care of them?

>> No.11825600

>>11825245
The Trump Bubble Dump

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>>11825473
just bought a bunch of FVE stocks.
literally it's the only stock in the sea of puts i'm holding.
let's hope for the best

>> No.11825935

Still walking on sunshine with these NIO bags through the market shitstorm. Feels good.

>> No.11826278

Fuck best buy, why couldn't they just post a shitty EPS.