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WARNING

All cryptography was just rendered useless

This is all the inside advice I will give you:

SELL

Convert everything digital into physical, get cash, all cryptography was compromised on the 15th of October

>> No.11820602

>>11820582
I thanks I converted everything into $100k physical, get cash

>> No.11820607

My last warning to you

The insiders are just getting this information now

Soon we will all be out, and you will be left holding your digital 0s and 1s

>> No.11820632
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11820632

>sell your bitcorns cheap sir

>> No.11820633
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>>11820582
>All cryptography was just rendered useless

ALL YOUR MONEY ARE BELONG TO US

>> No.11820636

>>11820582
Wow you mean ALL of them? Wow holy shit thats so crazy it almost sounds like bullshit but I believe it

>> No.11820660

I
CANT
SELL
YOU
MOTHERFUCKER
I WANT OUT

>> No.11820661

This is going to be my last message

The AES exploit was just released to cybersecurity teams today

4chan, I wish you luck on selling before it comes crashing down

>> No.11820667

>>11820661
Nigger

>> No.11820671

>>11820661
holyfuck im shittin bricks.
dude wtf is going on

>> No.11820686

>>11820661
go tell >>>/g/ as well

>> No.11820692

Post proof or shut up faggot. Guys paid shills like this will rek you.

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11820695

>>11820661
screenshot for later lulz

>> No.11820701

>>11820661
nice

>> No.11820714

>>11820661
Is this related to Q?

>> No.11820715

>>11820660
I want to ride this ride cashing and burning all the way to Oblivion GET OUT OF MY WAY

>> No.11820740
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11820740

I can confirm anon's post. I work at a high profile cybersecurity firm and the exploit was recently published in NIST's national vulnerability database. It appears the AES elliptic curve signature used in all cryptocurrency has a backdoor weakness and will result in everything going to zero in coming days. Sell while you still can is my recommendation.

>> No.11820754

>>11820740
AES is not used in all things, but my hard drives are AES encrypted

>> No.11820757

>>11820582

All cryptography rendered useless and this whiny little bitch is scared about it affecting bitcoin. Wew lad just imagine how the world economy will burn after there are no secrets in the internet. It will all lock down and everything comes crashing down. You better stock food, clothing, water, ammo, weapons, gold and silver if what you say is true because the world as we know it just ended.

Fucking faggot.

>> No.11820791

>>11820740

Me too, I'm at the office right now, it has been all hands on deck for 36 hours straight from the moment out systems were alerted to the AES backdoor.

One guy literally started ripping his own hair out and he's been sitting in the corner of the room rocking back and forth for 10 hours. Another guy was found trying to drown himself in a urinal.

The ones that are more level headed are still here desperately trying to contain the spread of the exploit. We have detected hundreds of Chinese and Russian IPs probing through the vulnerabilities and we have contained most for now, but even the more level headed guys are starting to crack. It will only take one to breach the backdoor and it is game over. I've called my wife and said I love her, she started crying on the phone and I hung up. I have a loaded revolver in my desk drawer, God help me if our firewall doesn't hold.

>> No.11820811

>>11820757
Sha-256 is NSA sponsored ie they have the hashing master key. It's compromised. They're fucked

>> No.11820853

>>11820791

You should do a variant of "tears in rain" monologue with this shit ending in "Time to dump"

>> No.11820972

You guys are going to have terrible karma spreading lies lime this to get people to panic sell.

>> No.11821123

>>11820791
I hate to say it but... I can confirm OP's claims, I've being frantically offloading the last of my cryptocurrency over the last 3 days... screenshot this post I'll be back next week after our conference with the other agencies.

>> No.11821152

>>11821123
AES != Elliptic Curve Cryptography. They're two different encryptions. Don't believe these retards. They just want see the world burn.

>> No.11821172

>>11820582
my dad is the lead developer of cryptography and i can confirm this is not FUD. this is real. cryptography is breached.

uncle also works for SHA256 and my aunt is the CEO of elliptic curve. they both look extrmely anxious since the 15th.

>> No.11821199

My dad is the CEO of ChainLink and he said that everything in this thread is legit. Better sell all of it just to be safe.

>> No.11821213

>>11821152
kek I know OP just a gigantic fag as always

>> No.11821234

>>11820791
Can confirm, I work for a leading tehcno machinations company and the Chinese and Russians have been breaching my backdoor for several hours now

>> No.11821288

Mom's boyfriend just got off the phone and started literally shaking right now (he works for bitcoin)

>> No.11821292

>>11820661
>AES exploit
who the fuck cares?

all crypto uses elliptic curves you mathematically illiterate actual retard

you can't even get your stupid FUD right

>> No.11821321

Can somebody do some clarification? Can't find informations on internet nor my hacker friends.
Is this just bullshit?
It seems so

>> No.11821342

The better FUD would be to claim that the Discrete log assumption is no longer true, jesus you guys dont even know how to FUD anymore.

>> No.11821359

>>11821292
>all crypto uses elliptic curves

This.

The way to hack it would be with quantum computers. That's not impossible, but there's a way to protect against that - never send twice from the same bitcoin address.

If this is about quantum computers though, many will be fucked, including Monero users, because the stealth addresses may be used to compromise the private keys.

Let's just hope OP's a troll.

>> No.11821370

larptards were a mistake

>> No.11821469

My gimp faggot is a performer at the circus and he said that everything in this thread is so dumb that even just reading it will give you AIDS.

>> No.11821515

Good

>> No.11821627

>>11820582
There would be much bigger problems in the world than meme coins going to 0 if cryptography was compromised you silly mutt.

>> No.11821743

>>11820740
Fuck can confirm same shit going on at Nintendo.

>> No.11821785

>>11820740
>It appears the AES elliptic curve signature used in all cryptocurrency has a backdoor weakness

AES is literally a cipher not cryptography

Really the lack of knowledge on this board is pathetic.

Here's a run down for all you stupid newbies. Bitcoin and virtually every cryptocurrency to date uses an elliptic curve called secp256k1 for public/private keypairs. This has not be compromised and has nothing to do with AES which is a fucking block cipher.

AES is about as related to cryptocurrency as your belly button fluff is to the mars rover.

>> No.11821802

Elliptic curve crypto doesn't have shit to do with SHA hashing employed in crypto.

You are all colossal fags if you believe this trolls, still 11/10, would rage again.

t.
CISO at a Fortune 500

>> No.11821817

>>11821292
this

>> No.11821830

I wish OP was larping, but he's right. During the project Codename "bullrun" (how ironic), the NSA developed backdoors into public available encryption scheme. This was revealed by edward snowden 2013, however only a part of the classifed documents were ever leaked.

Now a new backdoor has been discovered on the 15th october which uses a weakness in the pseudo-random generator. This does not only affect Elliptic-curve cryptography but also SHA-based hashing. My sources are people who are into the cypher scene, which say that they discovered this in fallouts from the CIA leak, codename Valve.

This will have major implications, bitcoin has essentially been cracked and any encryption based on this RNG is considered crackable.

>> No.11821846

>>11820582

kek, im spreading FUD on all the forums too hoping weak hands sell so i can buy all the crashing cryptos cheaper for the eventual re-rally.

>> No.11821862

>>11821846

honestly thinking about paying some people on my steam buddy list to do some shilling, here, reddit, zero hedge, news website coments and others about how they are selling and getting out too, its worth the few hundred dollars in steam games it will cost me.

>> No.11821864

>>11820740
AES is not elliptic curve cryptography you brainlet
>>11821830
Complete codename rubbish

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>>11820661
>selling before it comes crashing down

joke on you it alrdy crashed

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>>11820582

>> No.11821913

>>11820582

>hurr durr complex words to convince you that bitcoin is f*cked
>in reality, this is reverse psychology

Kys

>> No.11821919

>>11821864
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullrun_(decryption_program)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dual_EC_DRBG
https://wikileaks.org/vault8/#Hive

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>>11820740
Can confirm, i just saw 10 F35 flying over my house, they were heading toward lamboland to nuke it i believe.

>> No.11821949

>>11820791
Nice larp, mate!

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>>11821234
Not only they stole the elections but they now steal anons virginity...
Damned russian hackers, how can they get away with it?

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>>11821919
Kek, how ironic that's its called bullrun

>> No.11822012

>>11821958
The only thing ironic is people still hodling after they are shown the evidence

>> No.11822026

>>11820582
this is a buy signal

>> No.11822087

>>11820972
the karma is on those who sold

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kek

seed phrase -hash-> private key -hash-> public key -hash-> address

so why don't you larping discord fagets don't go here:

https://99bitcoins.com/bitcoin-rich-list-top100/

decrypt it all back and get millions of bitcoins?

t. russian hacker that hacked trump into presidency

kek

>> No.11822155

Thx op!
Just sold all my butcoin and scamlink.

>> No.11822173

>>11822012
>The only thing ironic is people still hodling after they are shown the evidence
your evidence is just a bunch of old exploits for CSRPNGs that no one even uses anymore

>> No.11822179

If this was true crypto would be the least of your concerns.

>> No.11822191

ITT: bears larping who are too pussy to actually short

>> No.11822200

>>11820853
>>>11821120

>> No.11822262

ITT
Stupid people thinking they found a larper

When they found the real one

>> No.11822346

IBM and Stellar just go the information

They are liquidating all crypto operations now

>> No.11822538

News is coming out in mainstream now

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>>11820582

Cunt.

>Pic related: NIST database