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>MAYN UNLISS YOU'RE MAYKING TIN MEEYUN DAWLARS A YEAR, YOU'RE POOR, MAYN

>WHIN I WAS MAYKIN 10K A MONTH, THE TAX MAYN TOOK HAFF MA SHIT, THE OTHER HAFF WENT INTO ACCOUNTS I COULDN'T TOUCH FOR FEWTCHUR INVESTMINTS

>THIS YEAR I MADE ONLY 100 MEEYUN I'M POOR MAN I'M BROKE I KAYNE EVEN AFFAWRD TO FLAH BIZNESS KLASS I GOTTA MAYK DOZE CAWLS, MAYN

>> No.11794612

>>11794590

based and redpilled

>> No.11794616

laughed out loud at those captions anon, well done. Post more tmrw

>> No.11794690
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11794690

>IF YOU WAWNA MAYK IT INTO REAL ISTAYT, YOU KAYNE AFFORD TO BUY A HOUSE
>A HOME IS A LIARBILITEE
>JUST RENT, MAYNE, LIKE I DO
>I WILL LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX MAYNE YOU GOTTA SAVE YOUR CASH FOR FEWTCHUR INVISTMINTS
>DO YOU THINK I SPIND MONEY ON SHIT LIKE CAWFEE OR SHOES? HALE NAW, MAYN!
>I DON'T EVEN INVIST MAH OWN SAYVINGS. I TAKE LOANS, COS YOU ALWAYS GOTTA SAYV AND PUT YAWSILF IN THAT SCARCITY MINDSIT SO THAT YOU HAVE THE MAWTIVAYSHIN TO MAKE DOZE KAWLS

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11794718

>I SOLD ALL MAH SUITS TO GINIRAYT MORE MONEY FOR FEWTCHUR INVISTMINTS
>NOW I COME TO WORK IN MA SHIRT, JEANS AND MAH SLIPPAHS
>AND THEN I TOOK ANOTHER LAWN
>SUCKSISS AND BEING A BILLIONAIRE AIN'T WHAT PEOPLE THINK IT IS
>I'M STEEL POOR BUT AT LEAST I GOT ENERGY TO MAKE DOZE CAWLS

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11794756

>DO YOU THINK I WASTE MAH TIME ON FOUR CHAIN? NAH MAYN. I AIN'T EVEN TYPIN RIGHT NOW.

>I'M MAYKIN A PHONE CAWL TO THIS GUY CALLED VOICE-TO-TIXT

>YOU GOTTA BE MAYKIN CAWLS ALL THE TIME, MAYN. I'M TRAYNIN MY CAWLIN MUSCLE COS IF YOU DON'T TRAYN IT IVRY DAY, YOU LOSE IT, MAYN

>> No.11795656

>>11794590
Keep going fagot

>> No.11795908

>>11794590
>>11794690
>>11794718
>>11794756

best thread on here in a looooong time.

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11795939

>>11794590
>my sides
good thread anon

>> No.11796147

who the fuck is this, why should I care
someone link me to a video of him talking like OP

>> No.11796261

>>11794590
KEEP IT UP OP MAKE MORE RIGHT NOW
BEST AB WORKOUT EVER

>> No.11796507

bump

>> No.11796547

is his accent really this funny to burgers? as a foreigner i can't tell the difference between him and the average american