My ex, who I haven't spoken with in a few months sent me this last night.

[Anonymous No.11794136]

Of course she was probably drunk. We broke up a few months ago after I told her I was going on a work trip but instead went to party with some friends. I got really fucked up and these "friends" took my business credit card account numbers and started running fraudulent charges on them, which was difficult to explain to my company. I admitted to my girlfriend what I had done and she left me, for a good reason. The relationship was rocky at that point, we fought all the time, and I lied to get away from her for a week and have some fun. We needed to break up.

I'd given up on begging for her back after trying for about two months. She told me in September she felt nothing for me. Absolutely nothing.

Crypto ruined our relationship. She watched me make a quarter million dollars in a few months and I neglected her and stared at charts all day long. We would literally be out on the town and I couldn't put my phone down.

Ironically, I texted her when I got drunk after the drop the other day and told her that I sold all my crypto and regret ever getting involved. (of course I'm still holding my bags)... but crypto was literally the source of most of our problems when we were dating. I'll attach some screenshots of our old texts about crypto.

How do I get this girl back? I've been married and dated and fucked probably a few hundred girls in my life, but this is the first girl I've ever truly loved. The post about oneitis on this board triggered me to make this post, cause I got oneitis for her bad. The sex was so fucking good that it made sex with anyone else other than her unenjoyable. What did this text mean? How can I get her back without fucking up again?

TL;DR: First chick I've ever truly loved texted me this last night. Crypto was a major problem in our relationship in the past. She probably thinks I sold everything and I want her back. Wat do?

[Anonymous No.11794146]

have a clarity wank before leaving her in the past where she belongs
now fuck off this isnt business related

[Anonymous No.11794150]

>>11794136
Exit crypto

[Anonymous No.11794151]

U already have her back u faggot. U just need to not fuck up

[Anonymous No.11794171]

"hey bby cum ova u wun sum fuk"
there you go op

[Anonymous No.11794180]

>>11794136
You are a degenerate and you need therapy

[Anonymous No.11794181]

>>11794146
GOAT advice for anything women related

how much did you cash out, out of interest?

[Anonymous No.11794193]

What did you text back to her when she texted you this?

You should have or should say...... "well which do you want to do first"

[Anonymous No.11794196]

how does sex feel like

[Anonymous No.11794206]

Pretty pathetic larp
But Id say its even more sad if you are telling the truth
Imagine feeling the need to blog about your relationship on 4chan

[Anonymous No.11794237]

Be 100% honest, all the time. Not even any white lies. Even if they make you look bad, it's better than her finding out that you've lied about whatever it is. Also put her needs first when you have the capacity to. If she's decent she won't become needy and take advantage of you.

[Anonymous No.11794254]

>>11794193
All I texted her was "then make some time for me before I leave for Boston" She responded "I'll see"

Here's an example of some of the issues crypto caused in the relationship

[Anonymous No.11794260]

>>11794136
You were raised by a single mom and you are attracted to women who act like nurturing, caring mothers. These women are in fact succubi. She is baiting you by telling you exactly what you want to hear. She wants to drain your energy and take whatever else she can. Enjoy!

[Anonymous No.11794268]

>>11794254
>All I texted her was "then make some time for me before I leave for Boston" She responded "I'll see"
she playing you for attention/compliments

[Anonymous No.11794279]

>>11794254
you're actually a dickhead and its kinda funny

[Anonymous No.11794304]

>>11794254
MOAR

[Anonymous No.11794307]

>>11794136
Block her and report her to the nearest police station

[Anonymous No.11794313]

>>11794254
>"You sent several memes when I was clearly upset"
based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.11794337]

>>11794181
Only cashed out 40k to pay off my credit cards and loans

[Bobo No.11794344]

>>11794313
This

[Anonymous No.11794345]

>>11794136
Your ex? Don't bother. It has a reason she is your ex. Move on.

[Anonymous No.11794348]

>>11794254
holy cringe

[Anonymous No.11794351]

LOL I lost so much ETH on this shit

[Anonymous No.11794358]

>>11794136
OP I am confused, she already admitted that she misses you with yesterday's text. So what else do you need?

[Anonymous No.11794364]

>>11794254

>Credit card debt
>Cryptocurrency bagholder

She made a good decision. I hope she meets a good man who knows how to manage money and makes her happy.

[Anonymous No.11794365]

>>11794254
She's playing games and expecting you to notice shit without her saying anything. You're a dense fuck. Congrats, you're both trash lmao.

>>11794351
Based. Farm those shrimp and leave that relationship dead; you'd both just be dating each other to fill a void. That is vanity and it's insidious.

[Anonymous No.11794372]

>>11794337
>>11794351
honestly you're both too immature and mentally unstable to be in a meaningful relationship. probably best to stay single until you guys sort your heads out. i was in these relationships like this when i was 15

[Anonymous No.11794373]

>>11794136

Just buy Chainlink

[Anonymous No.11794380]

Why the fuck would you share it here?
It's depressing

[Anonymous No.11794386]

>>11794254
>>11794337
>>11794351
Are you guys in fucking middle school? Do couples really talk this way?

[Anonymous No.11794390]

>>11794386
It’s bait.

[Anonymous No.11794395]

Anyway OP, both of you are acting petty. If you both can't compromise to some degree you can forget about getting back together without it being toxic (again)

[Anonymous No.11794405]

>>11794254
>money spent on me is a waste but crypto money is priceless
exactly... forgo whatever trivial trinket you're currently coveting for just a short period of time and I'll be able to buy you all the gaudy designer handbags you want. It's called delayed gratification.

[Anonymous No.11794409]

I really regret putting crypto ahead of the relationship. for an entire fucking year I cared about that more than her.

[Anonymous No.11794421]

>>11794409
ok you've had your fun fuck off now no one cares about your relationship

[Anonymous No.11794431]

old.reddit.com/r/theredpill
read the sidebar

[Anonymous No.11794433]

>>11794254
>"sent several memes"
My man

[Anonymous No.11794436]

>>11794313
Top kek

[Anonymous No.11794441]

>>11794136
what crypto you hold OP?

[Anonymous No.11794451]

>>11794409
>best of luck

there is no way to get her back, trust me on this one bud

[Anonymous No.11794452]

>>11794254

Absolute cringe

[Anonymous No.11794457]

>>11794409
She's disrespecting the lambo lifestyle. Block that bitch ASAP.

[Anonymous No.11794469]

>>11794405
but he is not making any profit or why roastie mad?

[Anonymous No.11794481]

>>11794254
>you sent several memes when i was clearly upset

[Anonymous No.11794488]

>>11794469
I didn't read desu I just assumed she was trying to get him to stop hodling so he could buy her tacky material possessions instead

[Anonymous No.11794492]

>>11794136
Was going to give some advice until you put a tldr and I realised you're a massive R*ddit faggot

[Anonymous No.11794502]

The absolute state of reddit, OP, and /biz/.

[Anonymous No.11794503]

>>11794409
she's still got some interest in going long on your relationship, but her short term move is to hedge with some beta bucks. If you hit it big in the next bull run, expect her to go all in on you.

[Anonymous No.11794506]

>>11794136
>best she had

Must at least 9+ people

[Anonymous No.11794529]

>>11794492
guilty as charged

[Anonymous No.11794555]

>>11794506
Unironically, was the best ive ever had to. she was so kinky

[Anonymous No.11794619]

>>11794529

[Anonymous No.11794622]

>>11794529

[Anonymous No.11794642]

>>11794136
OP you need to fucking execute on some things. i apologize in advance if this sounds like PUA nonsense but i have to summarize otherwise i'll be writing a book here. these items are numbered in order of importance.
1. keep her interested: your words must encourage her to think positively about herself, but you can't make it obvious otherwise you come off as a suck up. subtle encouragement and persuasion are key here. use the word "because" a lot and say things like you mean them. it works.
2. you should always be having fun, this is the most attractive quality in people by far, followed by the ability to make a group feel safe. many people confuse leadership with respect, do not conflate these concepts
3. LEARN HOW TO PASS SHIT TESTS
4. amused mastery
5. make yourself scarce
6. make doing hard things seem easy but don't brag annoyingly
7. when negative thoughts come into your mind literally block them out, the neuropathways thoughts take within your mind will dry up and you will starve the neurons responsible for negativity in your mind. life is an infinite fractal of natural selection spanning from the macro element of population dynamics within an ecosystem all the way down to the race of sperm to an egg at conception. the cells in your brain work in a similar way, starve the negative thoughts, and they will become weak compared to the stronger positive thoughts. you can train yourself to achieve a goal by literally starving the ideas that block you from achieving it allowing the cells responsible for positive thinking to multiply.
8. take the iron pill
i've put these things into practice and i have someone who i know is the perfect girlfriend soon to be wife, anon do these things and you will be successful.
another thing before i get going: women are shaped by men, therefore any of the 100s of women you had before this girl could have been shaped to be good enough for you, but there's always one partner who naturally sits at the top

[Anonymous No.11794643]

This is definitely LARP. Claiming to fuck hundreds of women but reading the texts indicate otherwise

[Anonymous No.11794646]

>>11794529
No honey never I never post about our relationship on reddit, only on 4chan

[Anonymous No.11794661]

>>11794146
FPBP as usual

[Anonymous No.11794675]

>>11794619
>>11794622

This is my last screenshot and it's not crypto related but it's my favorite cringe from my ex.

[Anonymous No.11794696]

>>11794136
>told her that I sold all my crypto and regret ever getting involved. (of course I'm still holding my bags).
based

[Anonymous No.11794697]

>>11794529
redditors BTFO once again

serves you right faggo

[Anonymous No.11794724]

>>11794409
God I hate people that act smart. You're perfect for each other, OP.

[Anonymous No.11794730]

>>11794643
just saw these texts after writing my post and holy..
idk whether or not this thread is 100% real or 100% bullshit, i'm sure it's somewhere in between, but one thing i do know for sure is that OP needs to step up his fucking text game, communication game really, in general. these texts are cringe.
actionable advice: watch politicians/comedians/actors deal with hecklers and "gotcha" questions, steve jobs has a few EXCELLENT responses to gotcha questions from audience members trying to be cute. learn about text game, dynamics of a conversation, and start being a gentleman and less of a "nice guy". subtle yet important difference.
actionable advice: improving your text game is easy if you stop and read it over once before sending. rapid fire texting is like trading on emotion rather than logic, you should understand that one OP. it's also unattractive as fuck.

[Anonymous No.11794749]

>>11794696
I take that back I read the rest of your posts actually OP you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.11794785]

>>11794386
Only the normies - which is 99% as proof from this gay ass post

[Anonymous No.11794795]

>>11794136
>How do I get this girl back?
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.11794818]

>>11794146
Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.11794856]

>>11794642
ain't nobody got time for dis shit.

[Anonymous No.11794869]

Gf who doesn't fuck you. Doesn't care about money or having a better future. Also only cares about you spending money on her. Tell me why the fuck we would care again and why you do? What the fuck are you complaining about? There are millions of women out there and your crying like a FAGGOT because this one relationship didn't work out. You will laugh at this in a year. Save any last dignity that you have and delete her number pussy.

[Anonymous No.11794871]

>>11794675

That's actually a fair introspective question to ask. She knows why you masturbate when sex is not forthcoming, gets mad, doesn't know why she's mad, cares enough to try to find out. I kinda like your GF, anon.

[Anonymous No.11794872]

kek OP my woman is exactly the same. i tell her i'm flushing my money down the toilet (crypto) and
she's irate about nothing being spent on her.
spend now vs spend later mentality.

[Anonymous No.11794936]

>>11794675
She's made because she holds the key to her pussy but not your relief. It's just women not having control so they lose their shit. Explain that to her and watch what I just explained happen.

[Anonymous No.11794961]

>>11794409
Damn this bitch said it's an unfulfilling life this bitch doesn't appreciate boats

Next thing she'll be saying is Lil Boat trash and can't rap

[Anonymous No.11795548]

>>11794146
this

[Anonymous No.11795595]

>>11794136
see
>>11794146
>>11794151
>>11794642

also fuck off to /b/ with this thread pls

[Anonymous No.11795857]

>>11794136
>She told me in September she felt nothing for me. Absolutely nothing.
block her number OP.

[Anonymous No.11795913]

>>11794136
i got the same OP from an ex girlfriend years later... 7-8 years later (minus the smoking since that is for loser degenerates only). she had married and had 2 kids by that point.

[Anonymous No.11795970]

>>11794136
Nice blog post. The reason she's the only "woman" you ever felt anything for is because she was born with a cock and you are a massive flaming faggot. But you got a (You) out of me, so clearly I'm not much better. Happy now?

[Anonymous No.11796112]

>>11794136
reading this thread, so many anons get so easily played its funny.
>muh best in bed
>muh soulmate
fucking morons kek

[Anonymous No.11796241]

Man this is so fucked up.

If you really gave a shit (or if this was real) you wouldn’t (and shouldn’t) air out all your dirty laundry on 4chan.

On the off chance this is real, if you care about her that much, then just do whatever it is you think is within your ability to reach out to her and let her know. The fact of the matter is, she is right about 60 years of empty hedonism being rather devoid of meaning, but if you’re together and spending money and time with someone you love it can be much more meaningful.

Point being, if you really love her and can see a life with her, ignore these weird incel posts from people who haven’t ever experienced actual love or sensitivity and do anything you can to get her back ASAP.

Godspeed op

[Anonymous No.11796288]

>>11796112
just from the texts it's so obvious how much smarter she is than OP
kinda envious t b h

[Anonymous No.11796423]

>stoners
not gonna make it