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11791266 No.11791266 [Reply] [Original]

>find $100 on the street
>go to pick it up
>other side of the bill has shit on it as if someone used it for toilet paper
do you keep it?

>> No.11791275

Sure, pick it up if you want hep A

>> No.11791278

Yeah, I always wipe my ass with my cash before depositing it into a bank anyway.

>> No.11791285

i would rather pick up a monopoly bill for good luck. what the hell would i do with 100 dollars? a day worth of groceries. toss it. no deal.

>> No.11791287

>>11791266
I lick it first to get the last traces of cocaine off it

>> No.11791295

>>11791266
is this a voigt-kampff test to tell if I'm a pajeet?

>> No.11791937

>>11791266

>tfw there are people who make so much money every day that it would actually be a waste of their time to bend over and pick up a $100 bill

>> No.11791975

>>11791266
Drop my pants and shit on it

>> No.11791984

>>11791266
Just fold it in half, shit side on the inside obviously, take it to a nearby bathroom, and wash it off under steaming hot water. What kind of stupid question is this?

>> No.11791994

>>11791266

This is a great trick. We used to do this all the time in high school with dollar bills and sit back and watch from a distance. Epic luls

>> No.11792004

>>11791266
no pee pee? i leave the money

>> No.11792009

>>11791266
send it to the currency place and invest it in chainlink

>> No.11792023

>>11791266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF4JX4HVVbc

>> No.11792063

>>11792004
pee pee pilled

>> No.11792445

>>11791266
Buy groceries with it.

or even better

Tip your waiter / waitress with it.

>> No.11792467

>>11792445
I've changed my mind.

Pick it up with the help of a few napkins. Then wash it with water and some liquid soap. Let it try for a couple of days. Spend as usual.

>> No.11792505

pick it up by a clean corner and take it to the closest convenience store and buy a pack of gum

>> No.11792511

I'm Canadian so I could just throw it in the washing machine or dishwasher to clean it (plastic money is based at) . Although when I was 18 I had a job where I had to frequently had to go inside septic tanks and raw sewage pipes, not much phases me anymore.

Which brings me to my next point, if you are stuck on how to make money and have no self respect, just do what no one else is willing to do but people are willing to pay to be done.

>> No.11792526

>>11792511
>Where I had to frequently had to go
I should stop phone posting, but you get what I'm saying

>> No.11792545
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>>11791266
hose it off?

if it gets ruined the bank is required to replace it if 60% can be verified as a legit bill (or maybe it was even 40%)

guess it depends on how long id have to carry the bill before being able to wash it

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>>11792023
ah yes, 2016's youtube with paid actors pretending to take part in "social experiments". i don't miss it.

>> No.11792576

>>11791266
i'd just deposit that shit through an atm, problem solved. they'll figure it out

>> No.11792630

>>11791937
Absolutely no one carries high denomination notes without a reason.

Too much risk of getting capped by Tyrone. Credit cards are safer.

>> No.11792642

>>11791266
There's a cute girl teller at the bank I use, I have thought about masturbating with bills, then giving them to her to watch her handle them, makes you wonder what happens to all the other currency you handle on a daily basis.

>> No.11792778

>>11792630
Plus most stores act like you are trying to give them confederate money. They are suspicious and sometimes won't take it.

>> No.11792836

>>11792023
kikepilled

>> No.11792944

>>11792023
yikes and cringepilled

>> No.11793439

>>11791285
spotted the jew

>> No.11794505

>>11791937
Would Bill Gates pick up street money?

>> No.11794526
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11794526

I step on it so nobody can have it oh wait

>> No.11794528

>>11792642
>makes you wonder what happens to all the other currency you handle on a daily basis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM_dT5VMI

>> No.11794549

I once picked up three 20's that someone had dropped in some spilled soup in a parking lot. Or vomit. I prefer to believe it was soup.

>> No.11794952

>>11792778
They must be stupid then since there are number of ways to verify whether the bills are real or not.

>> No.11796279

>>11791285
the absolute state of USA economy

>> No.11796304

>>11791266
give me the poop money @_@

>> No.11796305

>>11791266
No I give it to a bank teller to deposit in my account then I buy more link

>> No.11796316
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>>11792642
>have thought about masturbating with bills, then giving them to her to watch her handle them

>> No.11796335

>>11792545
well it is certainly not 40%

>> No.11796409

>>11791266
If someone is rich enough to wipe their ass with $100 bills they're probably rich enough to stay very healthy.
Shit, their poop is probably filled with probiotics from their healthy expensive diets, it'll just make me healthier if I touch it.

>> No.11796459

Of course