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Just bought a $60 bottle of natural wine and I am making risotto tonight for my asian model GF. We are listening to this on vinyl if you want to join in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hIgBEXuQD8

What are my other cultured holochads doing this Friday?

>> No.11777983

>>11777977
Show a pic so I can jack off to her fish head face

>> No.11777991

>>11777983
Sorry she is only half-Chinese so she isn't too fishy.

>> No.11778002
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>>11777977
Just holoing out with the boys counting my mad stacks

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>>11777977
sure ill join, whats your guys' address? i gotta bottle of chianti and a wheel of white stilton gold i can contrib

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>>11778002
Who is this "mudman"

I am employ another holochad and he asked me what these memes were yesterday.

>> No.11778018

Who is mud man?

>> No.11778019

>>11777977
Do you season your risotto with sage?

>> No.11778040

>>11778019
Onions friend

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>>11778014
>>11778018
He is the leader of tunesquad which is a pretty rough cut cabal of semi whales. Don’t believe the mudfud!

>> No.11778049

How much Holo do i need to make it? Currently sitting on 70million Holo

>> No.11778061

>>11778048
BASED MUD MAN

>> No.11778065

>>11777977
I prefer unnatural wine. Since we're larping, and all.

PS - Rice-a-Roni isn't risotto.

>> No.11778068

>>11778049
You'll make it anon. There is good news coming for us late this month / December

>> No.11778070

/biz/ is all about 2 things, money and asian girls

>> No.11778074

>>11778065
Kek, I am making her stir it. It literally takes 45 minutes of stirring and adding broth

>> No.11778081

>>11778070
Every Asian girls family owns property too unless they are in the ghetto.

>> No.11778103

>>11778074
Risotto takes 20 minutes to make.

But you keep on larping, it's probably the only productive thing you've done all week, making rice for yourself.

>> No.11778114

start shilling holo on reddit fags. We need more exposure

>> No.11778122

>>11778114
Fuck them this is /ourcoin/

>> No.11778161

>>11778114
They will hear about it later. It's a paradigm shift and working with partners that haven't taken interest in any decentralized tech since ETH.

Who fucking knows if the network works as intended at scale though. I'm hopeful.

>> No.11778165

>>11777977
Gook lover

>> No.11778167

>>11778103
It literally doesn't take 20 minutes. Google says that it does. We make it almost every week. Maybe it's the organic arborio rice that we use and not the shitty instant rice.

Anyways I am off. Good luck holochads.

>> No.11778186

How much to be considered a holochad?

>> No.11778255

>>11777977
i am sitting alone in a dark room wishing that i had a friend

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lmfao holochain team getting desperate...
>https://medium.com/h-o-l-o/fortnite-clone-mmorpg-on-holochain-b501631f50d8

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Holo will devour the wealth of the world

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Keep calm. The mudman sends his blessing.

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When we moon, it will be glorious.

>> No.11778597

Wtf is natural wine. All wine is natural

>> No.11778656

So how much do I need to make it