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I dont need to make it because I have a big schlongo that you can see through my pants and the girls fucking LOVE IT.
Sometimes I fuck 3 girls in one night.

>> No.11763355
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Mine only looks impressive when half chubbed

>> No.11763356

>>11763338
>the gays love it

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>>11763338
Jesus Christ...stick with posting your *schlop* threads

>> No.11763436

please mr big scholongo teach me your ways

>> No.11763530
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>>11763338
>3 girls in a night
Enjoy that HPV triggered cancer. My chad brother died at 38 from esophageal cancer cause by roastie HPV. Before he died he was paralyzed from the waist down for 4 months. I helped him make sure his ass was clean after shitting and getting on and off the toilet. Good times.

I don't care about being doxxed, here is the gofundme I did so you know I'm not larping: gofund me/JoshErb

One more thing OP, go fuck yourself.

t. no family left

>> No.11763550

>>11763338
it's pronounced "penor"

>> No.11763561

>>11763530
Damn anon. Sorry for your loss fren.

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>>11763561
Thanks fren.

>> No.11763617

>>11763530
Fuck man sorry to hear about that. I’m sitting in the hospital right now watching my dad struggle with lung cancer

>> No.11763626

>>11763530
That sucks bro pray I don't have to go through that

>> No.11763635

>>11763530
that sucks man. nobody deserves to lose their bro to roasties. hope your shitcoins moon

>> No.11763648

>>11763530
Heh you are just jelly because of my schlong

>> No.11763695

>>11763617
Had the same shit. It was a damn nightmare. After some years the bad memories will fade away and only the good ones will stay. This is when it gets better.
Good luck fren better times will be ahead I wish you the best

>> No.11763696

>>11763648
>being edgy
Not at all, proud voluntary celibate here because of that and I sincerely hope it doesn't happen to you. Do what you gotta do to get through life, kiddo.

>>11763561
>>11763617
>>11763626
>>11763635
You are true frens I will never meet irl and the kind of people that keeps me from kms.

>>11763617
Good thoughts to your pop.

>> No.11763736 [DELETED] 

>>11763696
Godspeed anon
Nice to see some one rise from this filth

>> No.11763740

>>11763530
sorry nate

>> No.11763743

>>11763530
Regular checkups of all holes are needed when dealing with roasties.
Thankfully the vaccines that have come out will protect most people now.
Sorry for your loss anon

>> No.11763755

>>11763695
It’s such a fucking roller coaster. The docs are dickheads one walks in and gives good news then another comes in with bad. He pumped to the gills with pain pills and idk if it’s makeing him worse because he can’t shit or piss.

>>11763696
Thanks.


I just wanna tell people out there cancer is not a fucking joke. It’s all funny talking shit online until you gotta go through this shit. Spend as much time with the people you care about. That’s the one thing I wish I did. I fucked around on my computer when he was across the hall. It’s feels like shit. I would not wish this on anyone

>> No.11763764

>>11763530
why did you have to take care of him
where was his wife?

>> No.11763787

>>11763696
>Not at all, proud voluntary celibate here because of that and I sincerely hope it doesn't happen to you. Do what you gotta do to get through life, kiddo.
Schlonglet detected lmao

>> No.11763800

>>11763530
wtf i thought std's werent a problem in first world countries? could he not get treatment? or was it just discovered too late?

>> No.11763828

>>11763338
Ok chimp

>> No.11763830

>>11763755
They do it because he would suffer without pain killers

Hold his hand as long as possible

>> No.11763849

>>11763764
>why
Because I wanted to, I had to. It was the end. We were best pals.
>where
She was there and did a great job, better than any white roastie (she's Argentinian). But a 100 pound woman can't lift a 180 man very easily and can't challenge the doctors on their bullshit and mistakes.

But hey, shouldn't we be talking about OP's big schlong and how you yourself can spread HPV to up to 3 chicks in a night? I mean that's what the OP kike fucker want's. Isn't it OP? >>11763648 Amirite you fucking fuck?

>> No.11763874

>>11763787
Come at me you jew faggot, no doubt in my mind you're one of them. I've doxxed myself. You're making Hitlers out here you self-defeatist race of shitbags. Come at me kikel.

>> No.11763884

>>11763849
Get outta my fucking schlong thread you fucking asshole my grandma is in the hospital right now and about to maybe die and I need some distraction and all you do is wave around your tiny weener in my face with your death shit

>> No.11763923

>>11763849
dude you should see a therapist unironically if this thread is triggering you so much

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>>11763884
Your thread is now mine faggot. It's now a voluntary celibacy and HPV prevention SJW thread. You got modern AIDS big guy, and you don't even know it.

Sorry about your Grandma.

>> No.11763938

>>11763338
That's Jon Hamm

>>11763800
>wtf i thought std's werent a problem in first world countries?
you thought wrong

>> No.11763950

To keep this on topic for /biz/, does anon know of any crypto based gofundme alternatives? So when OP gets penor cancer we can all help him out?

>> No.11763966

>>11763530

Damn anon, that's disgusting but you're a real bro.

>> No.11763978

>>11763923
My losses were minimal this week, so I needed something to get mad about today. I can't do therapy I'm too mad at the world. Thanks tho.

>> No.11763982

>>11763830
Lol. I did it for a while then he shook my hand off as if I was acting like a faggot

>> No.11763983

>>11763931
Well I usually use a well fitting XXL condom so no aids for me.

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>>11763530
sorry to hear that man

>> No.11764008

>>11763982
Its because he don't want to make you feel bad

>> No.11764009

>>11763800
Discovered too late. GP doctor blew him off for 18 months with *here take these Maalox*

>> No.11764021

Guys can we pls stay on topic? The topic is: my schlong

>> No.11764025

>>11763530

Fuck man, so sorry to hear that. I think I might have HPV. What do I do, does anyone know?

>> No.11764037

>>11763983
Don't eat them and don't kiss them roasties. You shouldn't anyway if they're castaways. Maybe you'll be okay. You don't want girl-cancer OP, we need you here with us, you're a good shitposter.

>> No.11764053

>>11763696
>voluntary celibate
They have HPV vaccines now.

>> No.11764058

>>11764025
Nobody knows. Bro was one of the first that the doctors in Wisconsin had seen. They had boards and shit about it at the University.

>> No.11764074

>>11764053
It's actually several strains, and he had the vaccine. He died in 2015, 7 months after discovery.

>> No.11764078

>>11764021
This is now a voluntary celibacy and HPV prevention SJW thread. The only place your schlong belongs now is in your dying grandma

>> No.11764079

I have an 8 inch dick with 5.75 inch girth. I'll still die a virgin. I'm a grower though. Not a show-er.

>> No.11764083

>>11764008
Yeah I know. I’m fucking torn man, I think he has a chance but I don’t want him so suffer. He told my brothers and I that he just wants to die. Fuck it’s so hard. Idk if I should just let him go or tell him to fight it

>> No.11764094

>>11764074
What happend to the whore that gave it to him?

>> No.11764122

>>11764083
He will do what he will do just support him with any choice he makes

>> No.11764158

>>11764094
Don't know which one, but I have my suspects. I de-platformed as much as possible afterwards so can't Facebook spy anymore. I hope you come through this okay anon, you basically have to is what I've learned.

>> No.11764832

>>11763530
How do they know it was triggered by HPV? It could have been due to some random cause.

>> No.11764861

>>11763931
Based. Hang all women from the trees with ropes made from the dicks of castrated chads.

>> No.11764935

>>11763530
How about you put your fucking insecurities out my troll thread?