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What Jewish things do you do in your daily life?

>Find a guy on fiverr making decent products but not popular
>Advertise the same service locally on blogs
>I make from $20-$50 just reselling work make by some schmuck for $5

>> No.11753576

>>11753542
steal power from the outlets in my complex's hallway.

>> No.11753587

Steal fire extinguishers from public places and sell them on craigslist.

>> No.11753854

>>11753587
Kek you're definitely gonna get caught jamal

>> No.11754184

Record cam girls then fake a live stream with their footage on other cam sites all i have to do is type to betas.

>> No.11754193

>>11753542
That's not jewish, that's business

>>11754184
Now this is jewish

>> No.11754204

>>11753542

LMAO there are no Jewish money tricks this thread is absurd and should be disregarded

>> No.11754206

>>11753542
>What Jewish things do you do in your daily life?
Shill Bitcoin on /biz/

>> No.11754219

Buy link

>> No.11754221

>>11754206
Bitcoin
CASH

>> No.11754274

Take pets from areas near me, wait for owner to post reward.
Easy money, most time they also pay extra for food etc.

>> No.11754277

>>11754204
Underrated. That's my favorite one.

>> No.11754297

>>11754274
this is downright psychopathic

>> No.11754318

>>11754274
that actually brilliant will do it myself

>> No.11754335

>>11754318
If I saw somebody trying to take my pets I would fucking shoot his legs

>> No.11754341

>>11754274
>friendly pet guy returns lost dog 3rd time this week
>not suspicious

>> No.11754355

>>11753542
I steal cards from kids at my local card shop. Taking their card binders when they aren't looking and reselling them to the biggest card shops in the city. I make a few hundred to a grand a week.

>> No.11754408

>>11754274
How long does it take till they get desperate? I suspect you would have to take care for doggo for weeks.
Too much expenses unless you scale up your operation.

>> No.11754415

>>11754274
You gotta be careful some pets have gps chips in their neck. When you return them their owner sees where they've been. Thats why you should invest in a pet chip scanner ($80 on amazon) and drive them around frequently to make it look like they change position.

I personally have a small garden house (those were you only go in the summer) We have lots of animals there, no one will think its weird that they were there. Usually I horde between 1 - 2 pets at a time, they cant get out of the fenced area and dogs stop barking if you give them muscle relaxant. Whenever I go shopping I take them with me and leave them in the car at that place for +30min. I change shops all the time.

>> No.11754430

>>11754415
You need to be murdered anon

>> No.11754445
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11754445

>>11754415
4chan at its finest

>> No.11754963

>>11754408
take pets from old ladies, they pay the most and put up reward quick.

i have usually 3 or 4 dogs at one time, one week i made over $1000 as one owner paid $500 for her doggo, plus gave me another $200 tip. kek

luckily i have large field behind my house where they can run and fuck around. at night they in my garage.

if after two weeks the old stingy bastard doesnt offer reward i just take doggo back and leave it near where i picked it up.

>> No.11754984

>>11754445
>4chan

Weird way to spell Jew

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11755009

>>11754415
>and leave them in the car at that place for +30min.
The fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.11755017

>>11753542
what services?

>> No.11755028

>>11754297
>>11754335
>>11754430
fuck off normalfags you do realize dogs don't actually love you right?

>> No.11755045

>>11754963
ahahahaha what the fuck

>> No.11755068

>>11754963
I reported you to the FBI anon, enjoy jail.

>> No.11755195

>>11755028
t. psychopath

>> No.11755323

>>11755028
>fuck off normalfags you do realize dogs don't actually love you right?
People here dont realize that other people dont like them too
:^)

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>>11753542
None of these tricks are Jewish tricks.

Jewish tricks:
-Create banking system that is doomed to put people in debt
-Include the word JEW in JEWeler without people noticing it
-Never spend money on non-Jewish services or items. Keep it all in the community. They have done this throughout the ages

>> No.11755620

>>11753542
Create a label that goes on all food products. Charge the manufacturer 15 cents per item. The manufacturer passes the fee on to you in the finished price. Congrats, you just paid for another settlement in palestine, some german subs and moshe's college. Over a lifetime each goy will pay at least a million to us.

>> No.11755811

>>11754184

Genius

>> No.11755854

>>11753587
how much?

>> No.11755864

>>11754184
how much do you earn with this