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>mfw my pubic hair is longer than my erection
>mfw even though I bought ethereum at $5 I'm still a dicklet
>mfw even though I already made it no women will ever love me because of my small willy
Is there any hope for me?

>> No.11738113

>>11738093
never change biz

>> No.11738120

Are you white?

>> No.11738131

It takes the universe more work to lengthen a muscle than it does to lengthen a hair so don't feel too bad OP

>> No.11738135
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11738135

>>11738120
Yes I am white pic related please guys how do I fix this

>> No.11738138

Give me your money OP I will make a better use of it

>> No.11738156

>>11738135
dude it looks like mine

>> No.11738159

>>11738135
Then you have nothing to worry about my friend. A woman will ALWAYS find you attractive. All a woman cares about in bed is that you fuck her like you have a big dick not that you necessary need a big dick. You'll find that most women actually prefer 5 to 6 inches over anything else.

>> No.11738160

Isn't cuckolding EXACTLY for people like you?

>> No.11738167

>>11738159
He is not 5/6 inches though

>> No.11738205

>>11738159
my dick is huge, women prefer huge dicks. a small dick doesn't even come close to comparing to mine. the nerves that get hit just by putting it in will forever destroy dicklet chances of comparing. every plunge hits the g spot. if a woman tells you any different she's unironically lying

>> No.11738212

>>11738135
Jesus, shave that shit, no women will touch that Hobo Bob Ross hairstyle. Also it will look bigger.

>> No.11738215

>>11738205
circumference?

>>11738093
you could try jelqing+pumping op

>> No.11738218

>>11738205
false

The clitoris is on the outside and the G spot is only a couple of inches from the vaginal entrance

>> No.11738224

>>11738205
bro wtf delet this its over for me

>> No.11738227

Literally my dick and pubes rn.. Been a year since I shaved

>> No.11738232

>>11738135
>>11738212
This, OP. Your dick is almost invisible

>> No.11738233

>>11738205
this desu

I have a long thick cock and I try not to put dicklets to shame but really we have a blessing from god

>> No.11738305

>>11738215
it is really thick. haven't measured it though. the thickness is always what gets mentioned to me. but if i push it in too far then usually their body starts rejecting me (legs push me away and recoils in pain). but some girls can take it all and a take a pounding at that. theres nothing like pinning a girls legs against her chest and shoving it into her cervix

>>11738218
thats another thing. having big, low hanging balls slaps their clit when you fuck doggy style

>> No.11738312

>>11738232
Shave bare? I normally just trim mine but I have a wife so I’m not trying to impress anyone

>> No.11738426

>>11738305
i feel you, i have 8" length by 5.5" circumference, honestly would like to get even thicker. i got the other stuff though, big meaty balls, upwards curve. ideally i'd like to hit 6" circumference with my workout routine

>> No.11738471
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11738471

Fuck this thread. Why was I cursed by God?

>> No.11738516

>>11738471
what are you packing and are you consistent enough to try a routine i've developed?

>> No.11738664

>>11738135
oh come on you faggot, everyone knows the size only matters when it's hard. Post another pic when you get your dick hard, then we can all laugh at how small it is.

>> No.11738734

I thought my penor was 4.5 inches erect. Turns out I'm around 5 inches (a little bit over).

>> No.11738738

>>11738426
Did you born with 8" or was jelqing and other pe routines

>> No.11738860

>>11738516
3 inch erect. help me

>> No.11738881

>>11738426
workout? isn't jelqing a meme?

>> No.11738888

>>11738093
Buy a hanger, it's the only thing that works for length gains

>> No.11738906

>I have money but can't get GF

Buy hormones and become the GF, faggot.

>> No.11739011

>>11738218
C O P E
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>> No.11739031

>>11738205
g spot is like 2 inches from the entrance buddy
take it from someone who's actually well-endowed and has sex: when you want to LARP about having a big dick, the advantages you want to mention is the range of thrusts and the way you make her feel filled up and stretched out. that's what girls enjoy in big cocks
do NOT brag about hitting her womb. this isn't the animes you jerk your 5.5 incher to: hitting the womb is actually painful for them, and it's the fastest way to get her to call you an asshole and stop having sex

>> No.11739048

>>11738093
get a bf

>> No.11739049

>>11739031
god based, can confirm