NEET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.11726470]

>Wagie, wagie, get in cagie,
>Boss needs help! Don't be lazy!
>Zero breaks will make you crazy?
>don't be lazy, wagie!
>I'll tell the guards to get their tazie!
>Need to get those new iPhones,
>Gotta pay those student loans.
>Work your fingers to the bones,
>Bosses need vacation homes.
>Don't trust unions, vote in pairs,
>Buy all of boss's consumer wares.
>We'll stay seated in our chairs,
>And make our bosses millionaires.
>Love your work! Love the pain!
>Feel the life drain from your brain.
>Think of all you have to gain,
>As your dreams go down the drain.
>Come on wagie, join the crew,
>Don't you want your wages too?
>And if the bossman makes you blue,
>You deserve it. You're a screw.
>Weekend comes round after ages,
>You can come collect your wages.
>Throw your parties! Have your rages!
>Then get back into your cages.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/nov/11/alarm-over-talks-to-implant-uk-employees-with-microchips

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/amazons-patent-for-caging-workers-was-a-bad-idea-exec-admits/

[Anonymous No.11726529]

>>11726470
YOU THINK BEING A WAGEKEK IS A F*CKING JOKE. DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!

[Anonymous No.11726535]

>>11726529
Wtf is turned c u c k in kek. What is this!

[Anonymous No.11726553]

>>11726470
KEK

[Anonymous No.11727072]

>>11726470
Very nice rhyme anon, this is nearly a poetic weapon to wagies.

Makes me want to spend a tiny fraction of my crypto gains to put it up on a giant billboard for all the communter lemmings
to read while they are stuck in traffic

[Anonymous No.11727380]

>>11726470
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
MAKE IT STOP! PLEASE!

[Anonymous No.11728172]

lel. This feels really good after quitting my job yesterday. For me it's welding school only for a while now.