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ATTENTION, MARINES. HERE IS A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR CHAINLINK INVESTORS. THIS INFORMATION IS TRULY CRUCIAL FOR THE PRICE OF LINK. I EXPECT IT TO CAUSE A MAJOR GREEN DILDO IN THE NEXT 48 HOURS.

I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Yes... I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

>> No.11697591
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>>11697583
why the fuck is the link community so gay

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>> No.11697596

>>11697583
DELET, DELET THIS!

>> No.11697601

im a linky but some of you guys are actually retarded. like the shit i see on sergey's twitter is so fucking autistic. if anything you retards are hampering the project from getting any real world notice cause you're just posting retarded memes. fuck off deluded stinkies

>> No.11697694

>>11697601

>> No.11698620

>>11697694

>> No.11698664 [DELETED] 

>>11697591
>the biggest cock on /biz
>tfw biggest LINK stack on /biz
>the highest IQ on /biz
You're like ants to me

>> No.11698946

>>11697583
Haram kufar link faggot

>> No.11698953

>>11697601
Thats not us those are twitter faggots