/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11693926]

>roastie from HR calls and leaves a voicemail at 10am
>wants to talk about X position with me
>sounds fucking hot
>check her linkedin - fucking hot

needless to say, im pretty interested now. is friday night too late to call back? i need the job before i smash tho so would monday be more "business" appropriate? should i email her and let her know ill call monday or is that autistic?

this is serious i need some help

[Anonymous No.11693937]

>>11693926
shes not going to fuck you unless your a chad so dont even worry

[Anonymous No.11693939]

why would you want a job?

[Anonymous No.11693954]

>>11693926

>having sex with coworker

this is how I know you're poor

[Anonymous No.11693955]

Call her now and ask her out
total power move

[Anonymous No.11693974]

send email now, just say you will be glad to meet her next week, ask at which time she will be prepared to meet you

if you will answer in monday you will act like 9-5 npc
if you will leave impression of true patrician who operates 24/7 she will treat you differently and you can act more free since you stand on your conditions and not let her put you in her game

think of 4d chess, do the same thing, but don't overkill

[Anonymous No.11693980]

>>11693937
yea thanks i got that covered
>>11693939
i already have one but want a less shitty one, jamal
>>11693954
for sure. you got me, im poor, you're so smart anon

[Anonymous No.11694089]

>>11693974
semi helpful advice. guess ill just call back monday when they open back up. i think an email might be overkill and she wouldnt read it till monday anyways.

[Anonymous No.11694145]

>I’m gonna have sex one day
>/thread
No one cares. Roasties are a waste of time and money anyways. This is biz, not the cosmo mag you buy your bf at the grocery store.
>buylinkorgtfo.jpg

[Anonymous No.11694163]

>>11693980
If you were chad you wouldn’t be asking advice here.

[Anonymous No.11694307]

>>11694145
kys. i have a stack of link. im asking about professional business etiquette. you're useless
>>11694163
if you weren't a faggot you'd lend some useful advice

[Anonymous No.11694330]

you're too desperate bucko

[Anonymous No.11694350]

the only thing worth in this shit thread is the brapper

[Anonymous No.11694718]

>>11693980
>i already have one but want a less shitty one, jamal
that doesnt answer the question
classic wagie deflection

[Anonymous No.11694755]

>>11693926
Why don't you just buy chainlink. Skip the job interview and on a few months when you are a millionaire go in there and offer her 10k for sex and to also give her a golden shower

[Anonymous No.11694907]

>>11693926
>linkedin has a pic of some hot girl so you want to work there for your minimum wage
oldest method in the book
sorry but you are being pajeeted

[Anonymous No.11695046]

>>11694163
this. QED

op confirmed faggot larper

[Anonymous No.11695313]

>Fucking someone from HR

Are you retarded? The only worse thing you can do is fuck someone who works under you in the command chain

[Anonymous No.11695510]

We always hire thots at hr so guys like you take the bait

U not gon make it pal

[Anonymous No.11695517]

>>11693926
>fucking hot

go on, faggot.
>Expectations: "10/10 pornstar"
>Reality: "6/10 SJW feminazi taking pleasure in crushing men's careers"

basically LINK
pic rel8

[Anonymous No.11695620]

This thread is useless without pics of the sloot

[Anonymous No.11695717]

post her linkedin or fuck off u fag

[Anonymous No.11695885]

>>11694307
>professional business etiquette
>fucking coworkers

I hope for you that you're larping, because if not you're retarded. Go bang someone that is not a coworker.

[Anonymous No.11695924]

>>11695313
Hey fagoot, I was brought into this world thanks to coworker fucking. You NPCs think in such black and white terms, and it must feel shitty to live like that. Thinking in only polars is mind fucking control, pure and simple