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It is actually a part of his performance. I shit you not, but he eats that burger in two bites. He always does that to energize the audience before his presentation. They go absolutely insane when he does it. You can hear gasping and loud mumbling, as they sit in disbelife as to what they just saw. Sergey then says "You would never in your wildest dream belive that what you just saw is possible. You will think the same about the presentation, but it's true, all of it". He immediately follows up with a very long, almost neverending gurgling fart. This is ensued by dead silence as the crowd again is in disbelief and shock, and not sure how to react. That's when Rory starts slow clapping from the back of the room while leaning nonchalantly against the wall. The audience follow his lead and it ends in a standing ovation. People are are cheering, clapping and even praising Sergey with their arms and head stretched towards him with blissfull faces. The energy in the room moons, and some of the ladies are crying or even fainting.

This man is, as Scott Adams would put it, a master persuader.

>> No.11678269

this is bullish for LINK

>> No.11678365

>>11677910
Still can't believe he accidentally the whole burger that one time though

>> No.11679259
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11679259

Is the link oc marked really this saturated? I must say I hoped for more than one (you). It's not really worth making oc when the pay is that low. FUCK YOU cheap fuckers

>> No.11679356

>>11677910
>>11679259
I liked it a lot
biz is just dead as fuck nowadays pal

>> No.11679453

>>11679259
It is again time to FUD
stop shilling and o.cing and start accumulating

>> No.11679564
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>>11679356
>I liked it a lot
Thanks. That actually means something. Glad you liked it

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>>11679259
you are using my picture without my permission. apologize. do you like it?

>> No.11679621

>>11679599
I-I'm so s-sorry. I like you alot

>> No.11679835

>>11679259

There’s nothing gayer than making oc and fervently refreshing it to see (you)s. Might as well go to plebbit pal. Drop oc like you’re taking a shit, squeeze it out and don’t look back.

>> No.11679849

>>11679835
This desu

>> No.11679862

>>11679259
i chuckled heartily. post some more some time. enjoyed it.

>> No.11679866

fuck yes I'll put all on link after the BAT pump is over

>> No.11679868

>>11679835

>> No.11679881

>>11677910
so many reddit users in one room

>> No.11679884

>>11677910
Leave sergey alone

>> No.11679901

>>11677910
A for effort

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>> No.11681003

>>11679835
>Drop oc like you’re taking a shit, squeeze it out and don’t look back
To be honest I often poop on toiletpaper that i hold in my hand so I can study and smell my turd after

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>>11679259
I thought it was good OC fren