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Chainlink doesn't do anything useful, all it does is create hype among retards.

>omggg I will be able to link all payment systems together and I will be able to exchange my cash/cc/paypal/etc for any crypto I want

hmm yeah.. no. You fucking retard. Why do you think there is only one utter shit exchange everyone is using to buy crypto called (((coinbase)))? Hmm... well maybe because you need to go through a shitload of legal procedures, kys, and all sorts of bs to setup such service. You seriously think mr random pajeet is just going to be able to setup a service where anyone with his darkweb bought stolen credit cards is going to be able to buy untracable monero coins?

Or do you really think large financial insitutions will want to hand over all their autonomy and security over to some burger eating fatso and his band over losers, such that when something goes wrong they're just going to get fucked over billions of dollars, cause hurrduurrr my open source ledger.

Just for ones TRY TO THINK instead of being some hyped up brainlet because you heard an obese philosophy major say fancy sounding words.


I will admit though, the LINK shilling is sublime and should be used as an example in future marketing books.

>'we are intentionally creating FUD to keep the price down'

I mean that is some 4D chess master level shilling guys, especially coming from some pajeet discord group.

>> No.11676473

>>11676468
https://www.forbes.com/sites/sarahhansen/2018/11/08/consensys-kaleido-launches-full-stack-marketplace-platform-for-enterprise-blockchains/#7e6dee8e2ad8

>> No.11676485

>>11676468
>Commodities platform Komgo, whose network of financial institutions includes Citi, ING, Koch Supply & Trading, MUFG Bank, Societe Generale, Credit Agricole Group, BNP Paribas, and Shell, is a current client

>> No.11676490

>>11676468
better start buying before the singularity bro :)

this is the second forbes apparition, you want me to shove linkies up ur ass?

>> No.11676493
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11676493

>PROOF ME WRONG
>Retards

>> No.11676512

>>11676468
the level of stupidity here is unreal

>> No.11676517

>>11676468

>press S to spit on swing trader getting BTFO

S

>> No.11676524

>>11676473

Ok so some random crypto company haphazardly mentions chainlink among a list of other cryptos, in a totally unrelated article, and this obviously implies

>muhh chainlink singularity

Just for fun, go check out kaleido's website. Itś filled with partnership promotions, but wait... WHERE IS CHAINLINK. oh right they didnt care to fucking display it.

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>>11676485
>https://btcmanager.com/introducing-komgo-first-blockchain-platform-for-commodity-trading/
At first, I thought this was just another literal who blockchain start-up, but it actually looks to be very, very big. This article cites a planned go-live date near the end of this year(!) plus there's a lot of big names.

>According to a September 19 press release, Societe Generale said that the venture would see the participation of Big Oil’s Shell—which has a vast commodity trading division—commodity traders Gunvor, Mercuria, and Koch Supply & Trading, as well as banks ABN AMRO, BNP Paribas, Citi, Crédit Agricole, ING, Macquarie, MUFG Bank, Natixis, and Rabobank, as well as inspection, verification, testing and certification company SGS.

>> No.11676545

>>11676512
>>11676517
>>11676493

Strong arguments guys.

A 12 year old probably couldn't have made a stronger argument.

It's almost like I am talking to braindead shills.

>> No.11676552

>>11676545
better buy back in now dude, its pamping!

>> No.11676564

>>11676524
it's on forbes you dumb cuck

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11676576

>>11676524
stay cucked

>> No.11676613

>>11676576

Yeah I meant on the front of their website, where all the important partners are. Not in the back where they list a shitload of random companies.

Pretty desperate shilling btw, jezus christ dude.

>> No.11676625

>>11676613
you're funny

>> No.11676627

>>11676613
Pretty desperate fuddung btw, jezus christ dude.

>> No.11676642

>>11676564

Just for fun, lookup the journalist of the article.

Oh did you notice that she is just some random fucking student reporting for forbes.

Well that must mean she is an experienced investor as well right.

>> No.11676644

>>11676468

>spends all day fudding chainlink because he thinks its useless

You know you can just sell and move on OP. Inb4 “im just trying to help you guys cause im so nice”

>> No.11676645

>>11676613
Stop being a dumbass

>> No.11676652

>>11676642
yeah forbes lets random interns post articles on their website

>> No.11676657

Let them have their time in the sun
Laughing at the bag holders in 2019 will be fun

>> No.11676663

>>11676564
>>11676642

Just some more digging shows that:

>She is some pretty young white girl
>She has 250 followers on twitter and 90 likes

Jezus christ dude I didnt know I was reading something that indirectly related to such a genius investor. I take it all back.

>> No.11676666

>>11676468
kill.
your.
self.

>> No.11676674

>>11676644

In reality:

>goes to /biz/ occasionally
>gets bombarded by hundreds of threads about retards trying to shill chainlink
>makes one thread to see whether /biz/ is actually this retarded

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>>11676666
checked!!

>> No.11676682

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>> No.11676691

>>11676674
>KRMRadm
dude join the discord srsly

>> No.11676711

>>11676682

Yeah the magic recipe is:

>50% ponzi scheme
>50% retards
>100% positive thought
(>200% non-critical thought)

And what you get is magic.


Thanks bro. Now I need to go cause I need to call my astrologer.

>> No.11676737

Don't worry bro, it will go back to 4k sats and you can buy in again for sure. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>11676666
Checked. He will as soon as he realizes he can't manipulate the market price by fudding on an anonymous asian brapper fetish board and the price will never go below his last sell.

>> No.11676761

>>11676737

I never bought chainlink and I never will.

I don't buy shit cause a philosophy major knows how to use big words to wind up idiots.

I'll admit that chainlink might see some use, at smaller/mid-sized companies. For very specific functions.

But to think that chainlink has the potential to start some kind of revolution is absolutely retarded. You seriously lack basic cognitive skills if you consider that a possibility.

>> No.11676765

>>11676545
you dont deserve a real reply it's that retarded, dyor

>> No.11676767

>>11676756

I do not think for one second that one post will change the market price. Unlike you retards that think it is necessary to shill chainlink ever other second.

>> No.11676770

Yawn you've had enough time

>> No.11676775

snow blossom will destroy your creepy chainlink token

>> No.11676781
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The book is pretty thin. Hopefully this ignites the golden bull run and singularity.

>> No.11676787

>>11676761
Chainlink is going to make smart contracts mainstream.

>> No.11676823

>>11676711
EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

MEDITATE DAILY AND VISUALIZE LINK REACHING $1000 IN THE PRESENT MOMENT FROM YOUR HEART CENTER

WE WILL ALL MAKE IT

>> No.11676824

>>11676787

'smart contracts'

Yeah you mean decentralised json parsers. That protect against

>muhh DDOS attacks
>muhh huge cost of getting a couple of coders to create your own solution

Yeah I am sure that this is something that the big banks are all craving for. And this also does not sound at all like some shit that will only help smaller companies who dont give a shit about having autonomy over their own systems.

>> No.11676832

>>11676823

Jezus christ dude lay of the fucking law of attraction bullshit and get your life together.

Its a miracle you havent been recruited by scientology or some other random cult already.

>> No.11676841

>>11676832
You fat, cock sucking pieces of shit have no idea what you're talking about. This is a legit project, out of thousands of crypto projects this 1 and a handful of others actually look good and should take off 1 day with good reason. You honestly think that devs of a $32mil project are concerned with keeping some social media addicted, millennial morons up to date with the latest news from said projects? Because they are not. If you want to keep up to date, ask questions on the slack, follow the github, don't come to a Japanese anime board crying about lack of tweets.

You people think bin laden orchestrated 9/11, you think iraq had weapons of mass destruction, you think north korea and iran are threats to the west and you probably think we've been to the moon and that we live on a fluke ball spinning around the sun at thousands of miles an hour and that the moon is just a lump of rock there by chance that only appears to be the same size and travels similar routes to the sun, because it's exactly the right distance, by coincidence, and our ball earth tilting at exactly the right angle, by coincidence, rotating at exactly the right speed, by coincidence that they just "appear" the same size, travelling the similar routes and the same speed because COINCIDENCE - MUH BIG BANG ALL THE SCIENTISTS CAN'T BE WRONG.
WELL YES THEY CAN. BECAUSE THEY ARE. AND ALL YOU FUCKING RETARDED PIECES OF SHIT CAN'T WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THE FACT THAT YOU, YOUR PARENTS, YOUR TEACHERS AT SCHOOL, REPORTERS ON THE NEWS AND ALL THE "TOP SCIENTISTS" HAVE BEEN LIED TO FROM FUCKING BIRTH. ABOUT EVERYTHING. INCLUDING THE VERY NATURE OF YOUR BEING AND THE VERY NATURE OF REALITY. IT'S ALL A FUCKING LIE.
CHAINLINK IS THE WAY OUT
GET IN OR GET FUCKED.

>> No.11676854

>>11676841

Ah I see, you have schizophrenia.

Sorry to hear that, and also I am just going to ignore you from now on.

When chainlink inevitably fails to meet your delusion and you start to feel suicidal, please consider getting some professional help.

>> No.11676878

>>11676761

oh and I meant:

very specific NON-CRITICAL functions*

>> No.11676879

>>11676854
So you're telling me this project has confirmed ties to the banking cartel, the cream of the crop of global legal firms and institutions as well as some of the biggest tech companies in the blockchain space focused on the soon to be mass adopted enterprise level smart contracts such as consensys, IBM, Intel and Digital Asset and that the solution to the oracle problem which it is aiming to solve is essentially the God protocol as described by the creator of the smart contract concept, ie one of the main pillars of the fourth industrial revolution and the backbone of the future blockchain infrastructure (10% of global GDP in less than 10 years) that will allow massive automation of post trade processing, thus saving all the biggest markets such as derivatives and insurance possibly trillions in saving, AND its the only project of its kind due to its decentralized nature and has the first mover advantage, but despite all these confirmed facts it's being largely ignored by the crypto community, although it has gone up from 120 to 60 ranking in a bear market with no marketing just in a couple of months, simply because a dozens of dedicated autistic neets down vote every possible clue about it on reddit because they're the only ones who realized this revolutionary project would basically replace all the lawyers with neet nodes where 1 link needs to be worth at least 5k usd in order to be sufficient collateral for the quadrillion derivatives market? Do you realize how delusional and insane that sounds? Personally I'm all in.

>> No.11676884

>>11676854
This. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>> No.11676891

the only fud that ever got to me is that chainlink is an API. I've never seen a response to that, just a lot of delusional retards saying 1k eoy.

>> No.11676904

>>11676891
It is just an API. Everything needs an API. Bull as fuck.

>> No.11676930

>>11676891
Do you know what an API is?

>> No.11676947
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>>11676891
>Chainlink mcap is $500 million
>smart contract asks for node with $550 million in collateral
>oh shit! The node can’t provide sufficient collateral, EVEN IF they buy 100% of the supply
>mainnet screeches to a halt
>crashes
>unironically ogre
OH NO NO NO NO NO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

>> No.11676951

>>11676884
God fuck off with your copypasta already. I'm a nolinker and already tired of seeing this over and over

>> No.11677106

>>11676930
it's like an APO but worse

>> No.11677494

Its funny to see how pissed off stinkies get when they get confronted with truth.

>> No.11677647

>>11676468
I'm convinced this is a holder trying to satire the average fudder on this board or just some underage kid who just doesn't get it. Either way even the most rudimentary concepts the project proposes are not grasped in the slightest

>> No.11677870

>>11677106
lmao the fuck is an APO xD xD :) ;D :D is this like the new finger box?

>> No.11677933

>>11676468
>link pumps
>some fat sweaty retard who sold at 6k sats frantically posts every bit of fud he has
OOPSIE

>> No.11678145

How do i get more LINK without buying it?

>> No.11678182

>>11676473
Funny how Forbes isn't "Jews" and "boomers" when they talk about something you shill.

>> No.11678226

>>11676657
>implying there will be bagholders on here at launch
anon this will dump like nothing else once it gets the final pump, you'll be able to buy this for 10 cents after they launch

>> No.11678540

>>11676711
>astrologer
fuck off astro

>> No.11678678

>>11676468
Come on man there's a sweet spot with fud where it actually discourages people from a project. This fud is so bad that it's basically shilling. Make your fud better so we can keep buying cheap

>> No.11678964

>>11676951
What is a no linker doing in a link thread?

>> No.11678996

>>11678145

Bribe Sergey with Bigmacs

>> No.11679002

>>11678182
i'm not racis, i'm actually a jew :)