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11675751 No.11675751 [Reply] [Original]

I'm honestly worried about Sergeys health. He can't even give a presentation without eating in the middle of it. This is embarrassing.

>> No.11675758

>>11675751
I'm honestly worried about OP's intelligence. Judging by the file name, he can't even spell "speech". This is embarrassing.

>> No.11675760

>>11675751
>when the sound of open-mouth chewing gets mercifully drowned out by a flushing toilet

>> No.11675767

>Sergey is actually legitimatly gaining weight recently
>weight gain is a sign of depression eating
>Sergey is depression eating to get over something bad that is happening in development lately.

What the fuck is it guys? Is he sad he can't get a partnership outside of crypto space? Did Steve come and tell him they have just encountered an unforeseen problem that will set the project back years that Sergey didn't think off because he's not from a programming background?

>> No.11675777
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>>11675758
this. I'm misspelling right now. target: fluent english

>> No.11675785

>>11675777
I'm gonna have to check those digits

>> No.11675791

Man look at those artists. The sachel bags, the bad posture, the clothes the """"haircuts""". Even if linked moon I doubt these people would have the guts to leave the house yet alone live the dream

>> No.11675794

>>11675760
He should just get a colo bag. Just yank the tube out all of a sudden and spray down all the cunts in the crowd.

>> No.11675899

i scratch my butthole and sniff my fingers
cant fucking help myself with the sniffing

>> No.11675911

>>11675751

save this picture for later when roasties start asking for a piece of the pie

>> No.11675916
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11675916

>>11675751
>all those """men""" crossing their legs

>> No.11675938
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11675938

>>11675916
Based Asian manspreader.

>> No.11675952

>>11675938
obviously redpilled
what do you think is in this man's portfolio, /biz/?

>> No.11676011
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11676011

>>11675751

What the fuck did you say about me anon.

>> No.11676030

>>11675952
look at how relaxed he is. he has obviously the ultimate chadfolio, 200% Link

>> No.11676196

I wish I could suck his cock. I'd do anything for him. Do you think if I posted my number he'd see it and call? I'd be down to suck your cock rn Sergey, if you see this...

>> No.11676225

>>11675938
>Those fat thighs

>> No.11676230

>>11676225
t. twink

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>>11675751
That is just part of his performance. I shit you not, but he eats that burger in two bites. He always does that to energize the audience before the presentation. They go absolutely insane when he does it. You can hear gasping, and loud mumbeling as they sit in disbelife as to what they just saw. Sergey then says "You would never in your wildest dream belive that what you just saw is possible. You will think the same about the presentation, but it's true, all of it". He immidiatly follows up with a very long, almost neverending gurgling fart. This is followd by silence, as the audience again is in disbelife and shock and not sure how to react. That's when Rory starts slow clapping from behind the audience as he leans nonchalantly to the wall. The audience follows his lead and it ends in a standing ovation. The energy in the room moons, and some of the ladies even faint.