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Guys what does it feel like? Please tell me I'm a 32 year old virgin who made it on ethereum but suffers from social anxiety and panic attacks. I am very close to an hero as I've never felt the inside of a vagina please tell me guys.

>> No.11658726

>>11658716
Don't you get bored of posting the same shit every day?

>> No.11658729
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go to the store, buy a pot roast, create a hole, jab your peepee into it, profit.

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>>11658716

>> No.11658737

>>11658726
It’s a bot, anon.

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>>11658737
Odd way of spelling 'Canadian'

>> No.11658755

I wish I had a vagina.

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>> No.11658773

>>11658737
One that can solve captchas?

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Like heaven. Currently sitting in a hospital room waiting for my daughter to be born. Raw pussy is too good frens, fuck condoms.

>> No.11658776

>>11658755
Dress up like a passable trap and pretend your butthole is a pussy. I hear that’s what the guys on 4chan like best anyways.

>> No.11658789

>>11658764
>>11658735
>>11658751
Dam this is some old ass meme

>> No.11658793

>>11658775
Congrats bro

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>>11658773

>> No.11658809

>>11658775
Do you even lift?

>> No.11658822

>>11658716
You know your dick feels right now? Like nothing right? THAT IS LITERALLY HOW YOUR PENIS FEELS INSIDE A VAGINA WITH A CONDOM. Sex is a joke. This entire existence is a joke. I have had trouble jacking off now because I know what it really feels like; Fake and pathetic. Watching porn feels so fake and exaggerated I can't watch it anymore which really sucks because I still feel my sex drive is about to explode but sex is not satisfying enough.

Oh and as bonus points: Tits are overrated. I used to be so much into tits when I was a virgin. Once I got to suck on some, it felt no different than sucking on my own skin. A vagina literally tastes like nothing. Almost feels like sucking on a grocery bag. Kissing is also overrated as fuck. Don't listen people telling its the greatest thing ever. They're low IQ niggers who base off their entire existence off of their animalistic instincts. They're the same people who also think alcohol is the greatest thing ever. Stay a virgin OP you arent not missing out at all.

>> No.11658823

>>11658775
Name her stellar as a token of good luck so my xlm takes off.

>> No.11658830

>>11658809
I do actually. I’m using Jim Wendler’s 5/3/1 program currently.

>> No.11658839

>>11658822
oh and sorry for the shit formatting and spelling im a bit tipsy (irony)

>> No.11658893

>>11658823
>Not naming your daughter BasicAttentionToken

>> No.11658993

>>11658822
You're an absolute neet. You've had sex with 1-2 girls and think you know everything. Kys

>> No.11659009

>>11658726
dont you get bored of taking it up the ass?

>> No.11659043

>>11658822
I think you might be gay

>> No.11659073
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>>11658993
You're an absolute degenerate that still holds sex to the highest degree like the nigger you are. Don't tell me to kms when you obviously lack the willpower to control yourself, faggot. I bet you're the kind of person who fucks a fat woman because "pussy is pussy bro"