/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11649829]

>be me
>enroll back at college after being a 23 y/o crypto NEET for full year
>make tinder. Use 1 blurry photo
>get superliked by Harvard stem chick
>comes off really strong
>agree to get food
>works as crypto quant for big name hedge fund
>speaks at least 4 languages
>top of class
>has interned all over the world
>president of multiple clubs and organizations
>CEO of american express gifts her shit all the time
>best friend runs 9 figure crypto fund
>really into me
>knows I go to shit tier college
>doesn't know I'm nearly failing all my classes and struggle to get out of bed every morning with lifelong depression
>doesn't know I have no talents, hobbies, or accolades to my name in the 6 years I've been out of high school
>impress her with modest verbal IQ throughout night
>she begins talking relationships
>outlines what she's looking for
>no clinginess, unnecessary contact because of busy life etc
>asks me to come back to room to cuddle
>says she doesn't want sex
>go back to room
>separate filing cabinet for every class and activity
>asks me to fuck her within 30 min
>cums repeatedly
>talks about second date next morning. What we will cook and how we will prepare it
>leave
>has been texting me every day
>asked me to see ballet next weekend
>decent looking girl, but not incredibly physically attracted to her
>wouldn't mind having as fuck buddy, but not to date
>severely intimidated by the gaping disparity between our lifestyles
>no idea what to say to her

what should I do biz

[Anonymous No.11649835]

>>11649829
Kys

[Anonymous No.11649910]

NEET fantasies are getting more pathetic every day

[Anonymous No.11649912]

>>11649829
>get superliked by Harvard stem chick
>works as crypto quant for big name hedge fund
>CEO of american express gifts her shit all the time
>best friend runs 9 figure crypto fund
>really into me
>she begins talking relationships
>asks me to fuck her within 30 min

Kys fucking useless LARPfag

THIS has got to be the biggest bullshit post on this entire board

[Anonymous No.11649929]

>>11649829
Well you really wanted to tell us internetfrens what you were up to right? :)

Well nice one, frend. I myself also got my dick wet on Saturday from tinder. She had big boobs. Now our internetfrens know that not only you got laid but me til.

[Anonymous No.11649948]

>>11649910
>>11649912
you realize this just validates me even more when it's true right?

[Anonymous No.11650276]

OP left out the most important piece of information

She is Asian

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[Anonymous No.11650301]

>>11649829
Kys larper

Then marry when you’re dead

[Anonymous No.11650958]

>>11650276
kek
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