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Ah yes, ICX, I got raped pretty hard on this one! Easily one of my greatest losses of the year. What can I say, but it was an EPIC hold! Can;t wait to see how low my investment will go!

Sing along /biz/

~ Assholes high, into the sky ~
~ When ICX comes a knockin, my pants be a droppin' ~
~ Down it goes, all the money down the drain ~
~ ICX Raping your asshole, loving all the pain ~

Happy buttfucking fellow ICX holders!

>> No.11626044
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Doesn't it feel good to have your cryptoasshole violated by ICX? Feels so good! Better than it should, I want ICX to rape my crypto asshole some more! I can;t wait for ICX to tear a new hole in my own asshole! Oh boy, waht a great investment! Rape my cryptobutthole ICX! I love it when you dump on me! Dump all over my wallet, harder ICX harder! I'm almost there!

>> No.11626052
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Anyone else looking forward to the next dump? I'm hoping we can hit negative values on this coin soon enough! Can you imagine the pain and misery if it went negative! I can't wait another minute! I think I'll die if I have to wait another second for ICX to go below 0!

I CANT WAIT ANYMOE PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING GO TO ZEOR I WANT TO SEE ALL MY MONEY DISSAPEAR THEN I CAN MAYBE IF IM LUCKY AFFOR DOT KILLMYSELF HOLY SHIT PLEASE PLEAS EPLEASW EJUST END IT ALL GOD DAMN PLEASE JUST END MY LIFE IE QANT TO DIE I WJWNRFNT IJUST KILL ME ALREAYD EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE NEEDS TO KILL ME RIGH RTNOW OLPPELASE DIE I NEED TO DIE NOW

>> No.11626067
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In all seriousness I love getting rammed in the ass by ICX. It's a great red dildo of a coin!

Dildos in my ass soon fellow anon!

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I want ICX to continue pummeling my asshole with hot sticky capital losses. I'm in love wth ICX! Please fuck my tight cryptoasshole!

>> No.11626157
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Hello everybody and welcome to WHEEL OF SHITCOINS

I'm your host, analmcrape, and here are our contestents! BRRRRAP oh wait just kidding it's a fucking autistic shithead who loves getting raped by shitcoins! What do you have to say to the audiance?

"I WANT TO FILL MY BIG FAT MEATY BOY HOLE WITH ICX SO THAT I CAN SHORT MY OWN LIFE DOWN TO ZERO!

BUY THE DIP, THEN DIP INTO MY OWN ASSHOLE AGAIN AND AGAIN! IT;S THE NEVER ENDING CAROUSEL OF ASS FUCKING!"

"Wow that seems like a really good investment, mind if I climb into your asshole?"

"Sure, go ahead! Just watch out for Mr ICX, he'll fucking rape your asshole too!"

"Duly noted! Into the infinite asshole I gooooooooooooooooo~"

"Woah! How far does this man;s asshole go? Just goes to show you the POWER of ICX! It can turn any asshole into an INFINIASSHOLE!"

>> No.11626167

quality thread

>> No.11626173

>>11626034
Bump

>> No.11626214
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>>11626167
>>11626173
"Here at ICX, we hope to finally put an end to landfills, by using bagholders of ICX's infinite assholes to contain all thew world's waste. Thanks to raping their assholes with our patented IC-Xcavateyourownasshole™ coins, we've opened MANY new opportunities to store all your filth!

Just remember our motto here at Icon-loop, your hole is our goal

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>>11626034

Remember, assholes in the sky when Min bitches out politics!! Should be a GREAT November!!

Get those assholes READY!


HAHAHA I LOST -95% HAHAHAH ISN'T IT GREAT?!?! HYPERCONNECT MY WALLET RIGHT INTO GOOK HANDS HAHAHA.

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>>11626034

HAHAHA HYPERGOOK THE WORLD HAHAH

EAT SOME MORE DOGS MIN. YOU ABSOLUTE FUCK.

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>>11626321

HAHAHAHHA EVEN THE RUSSIANS GET IN ON THE GOOKING HAHHAHA. ASSHOLES UP EVERYONE, CRYPTO IS THE FUTURE HAHHAAH YEAH

>> No.11626341

>>11626034
How are those vending machines coming?

>> No.11626350

>>11626321
>>11626330
damn son, are you holding up?

>> No.11626364

I'm not sure who you are OP, but you should go see a doctor as I think you may be schizophrenic. This is a serious and friendly advice.
Please take care of your mental health. You can do it, I have faith on you.

It's ok

>> No.11626645
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wen moon

>> No.11627316

>>11626034
hahahaahahahahaahahahah

>> No.11627329

>>11626157
>>11626214
I can't stop laughing, Jesus Christ thanks for saving this pasta

>> No.11627417

>>11626364
Oh what a GREAT opportunity! Now you too can develop Schizophrenia for the low low price of 1,000 ICX! Order now, and we'll DOUBLE the dildos, FACTORY DIRECT into your asshole using our patented GookNook™ technology!

Just place the GookNook™ where you usually sit, and we'll send smart contracts RIGHT into your ass in REAL TIME! Think of the savings! Lose touch with reality with the added bonus of big fat red dildo permentantly being shoved into your asshole for the low low price of 1,000 ICX tokens!

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>>11626034

"Daddy, daddy, what is that? Is that the grand canyon?"

"Not quite billy! But the resemblance is uncanny! That my son, is an ICX bagholder's asshole! The Korean government put them in place to finally put an end to all the worlds landfills!"

"Oh wow! I thought I'd never see one of these!"

"Careful son, don't get too close, I don't want you to fall in! They hyperconnected all the landfills in the world into this lone anon's asshole! Just imagine the smell!"

"Ewwww~ I'm so glad I didn't hold onto ICX tokens"

"Me too son me too, come on, let's go home and short some bitcoin, alright!?"

"Yayyyyy~ I love it when daddy shorts bitcoin"

"Me too son, me too"

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>>11626034
Didn't you all hear the good news? Every ICX holder will now be BRUTALLY SLAUGHTERED in front of all their loved ones! That's the power of ICX! ICX, hyperkillyourself across the world!

I can't wait to be brutally murdered by ICX! What a great investment! If I'm lucky I'll die soon! Just imagine all your loved ones watching you die right in front of your eyes!

THAT'S the power of ICX! ICX will MAKE SURE that EVERYONE knows you're a fucking IDIOT who invested in a top tier SHITCOIN that is going to BELOW ZERO in the very near future!

What a great investment! Just shove a shotgun into your ass and pull the trigger! What great investment! I'll drown in my own feces if I have to! What a great investment! Time to fucking drown to death fellow ICX holders! Wow what agreat invesment ICX is, buy the dip! Dip into a giant pool of termites to eat your eyes out, that way you can buy more ICX! I'll cut off my right arm so I can buy mor ICX tokens!

I DONT NEED OT SEE MY FRIENDS OR FAMILY EVER AGAIN THINK OF THE SAVINGS BY ENDING MY OWN LIFE I WONT HAVE TO PAY ANYTHING EVER AGAIN IF I JUST END IT ALL WHAT A GREAT DEAL SHORT MY LIFE TO THE BOTTOM WOW WHAT GREAT INVESTMENT JUST THINK OF THE SAVINGS NEVER HAVE TO EAT AGAIN NEVER HAVE TO PAY RENT BECAUSE I'LL BE ENJOYING FREE RENT IN THE CEMETERY BOY LIFE DOESNT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS ICX IS THE BEST NOW I DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT LIVING ANYMORE THANKS ICX THIS IS GREAT IM SO HAPPY

>> No.11627632

>>11627593
that's right!

YOU TOO can enjoy INFINITE PAIN and SUFFERING buy purchasing ICX tokens! Hyperconnect your dick right into a meat grinder, and think of the savings! THATS'S the power of ICX.

"That's great news! Where do I start!"

"Oh that's easy, you can start by necking yourself ICX bagholder!"

"Oh wow, that sounds like a great deal haha alright here I go!!!"

"BRRRAPP" what ahigh quality brapper how much link do I need for a brapper of this magnitude OH WAIT it doesnt matter because I'M AN IDIOT who held onto ICX tokens OH WOW holy shit look at me go

Seems like a great time when everyone is fucking my ass FILL ME UP PLEASE ICX with you FAT STICKY capital losses I LOVVVVE when I ruin my own life it's such a thrill it's the only way I can FEEEEL anymore please oh please harder ICX HARDER hypergook myasshole oh yes I love it so much!!!

God capital losses are SO sexy mmm yesss

>>11626364

>> No.11627787

>>11626034
You know what they say ICX holders! When in doubt, assholes out! Wouldn't want to miss a good buttfucking would you? Time for a good ol fashioned ICXcavation of yuor own ass! What a deal!

>> No.11628013

>>11626034
ICX is the ultimate buttfuck coin. Whenever I hear the letters "I-C-X", I always make sure to take off my pants immediate, followed by a quick and nimble hoist of my delicate asshole into the air. In no time, the ICX team wastes no time ravaging my cryptoasshole! ICX is incredible!

>> No.11628148

>>11627417
topkek

tfw been gooknooked since January

>> No.11628261

>>11626034
Why hasn't this gone negative yet? It really baffles me that ICX hasn't hit negative thousands by now. It's sitting right around .60.... Please just dip already so I can sell at an even greater loss GO DOWN PLEASEEEEEEEEE

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Pic of an ICX holder

>> No.11628355

>>11628345
Drugs not even once jesuschrist

>> No.11628386

>he trusted chinks
ISHYGDDT

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>>11628345
Image unclear, I don't see a prolapsed asshole anywhere in that pic. This is a more accurate representation: Note how the ICX bagholder to maximize the height of his asshole, to better intercept any ICX red dildos

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>>11628398

pls delet

>> No.11628600

>>11628520
I delete after my ICX bags are recovered from the deepest depths of my asshole, in the mean time, bottoms up!

>> No.11628814

>>11628600

>Le butthole joke
> xD

Go back to le 9fag so I can FUD ICX properly. We need to see 5000 sats so I can fill up my bags appropriately.

>> No.11628933

this thread holy shit

>> No.11629174

>>11628814
MY ASSHOLE IS LITERALLY TORN ASUNDER BY ICX, how fucking DARE you say otherwise.

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>>11629174

Post pics or it didnt happen. Like IRL asshole like Jared.

Pic for reference. DGB sucks.

>> No.11629787

>>11627329
I'm giggling my ass to ff here too but I've drinks ng beers for a while.
This shit is great. I'm.glad I didn't buy into the Samsung of crypto back when I did buy it but I sold because fuck chinks and shit ro.sometjijg. why hold this? Buy later or now.
Not now maybe later. But not December.. good word.dont buy in decemberm