What's the scummiest way you've SAVED money?

[Anonymous No.11621967]

Answer the question.

>Bought, used, and returned laptops before the 30 day return period was over on newegg for 9 months. Booted from my M.2 card, external SSD for storage. Overclocked and mined on all of them extensively. Finally settled with a ROG laptop during a sale.

>Ran extension cords down apartment hallway and used outlets in the hall and a power strip from it in my apartment to power the most power hungry electronics and appliances.

>Stealing cable. I know a guy.

>Stealing internet. I set up my neighbors router and modem.

>Using work vehicle to run errands... while on the clock.

Help me become more of a cheap jew scum bag.

[Anonymous No.11621976]

>>11621967
>>Ran extension cords down apartment hallway and used outlets in the hall and a power strip from it in my apartment to power the most power hungry electronics and appliances.
hahahahaha, nice. this is a good idea. thanks anon

[Anonymous No.11621990]

>take toilet paper from hotel rooms and maids carts while on work trips
>take extra food from work luncheons and anywhere else there is free food
>go to car dealerships and get free coffee/water then leave

[Anonymous No.11621997]

>>11621967
>scumbag steve meme
I cant believe how young this kid looks now. Where does the time gooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.11622005]

>>11621990
fuck!

free coffee and doughnuts at churches too.

[Anonymous No.11622009]

>>11621990
>get free coffee/water
Christ almighty

[Anonymous No.11622018]

>>11622005
yeah man. some car dealerships have treats as well. easy to get coffee in the morning on the way to work, just act like you're in for service and then leave. mix it up so they don't catch on; so easy if you don't have free coffee at work

[Anonymous No.11622027]

>>11622009
i know, right? some of them have really good coffee

[Anonymous No.11622030]

>Homeless shelters for free meals

>Sign up for class action lawsuits at https://topclassactions.com/lawsuit-settlements/open-lawsuit-settlements/

[Anonymous No.11622038]

>Post a REALLY good sob story and BTC address and get /biz/ to send you crypto

[Anonymous No.11622066]

>>11621967
>Help me become more of a cheap jew scum bag.
Whenever you eat at a restaurant say it’s someones birthday for a free desert.
Bring a dead fly with you to restaurant and then plant it in your food when almost done.
Order pizza and use a 2 for 1 coupon then don’t present it to the delivery guy.
>ultra Jew mode
Take ketchup packets from fast food restaurants to save on condiments.
Grab empty cup from table or trash at Starbucks and get free refill.

[Anonymous No.11622069]

>>11622030
>Homeless shelters for free """"""""""food""""""""""

[Anonymous No.11622088]

>>11621997
kek this. When I first saw him he looked a little older than me. Now he just looks like a little dork trying to look cool.

[Anonymous No.11622095]

>>11622066
>Bring a dead fly with you to restaurant
fucking lmao

[Anonymous No.11622104]

>taking ketchup packets from fast food restaurants to save for later is "ultra jew"
>implying everyone doesn't already fucking do this
Also
>dead fly in meal
>this isn't 'ultra jew'
Can you fucking imagine first finding and then carrying a dead fly with you into a restaurant, just for this? Like what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.11622110]

>>11622066
>Bring a dead fly with you

[Anonymous No.11622127]

>>11622110
>putting a dead fly inside a ziploc bag and storing it into your coat pocket.
>go into a fancy restaurant but forget to take it out
>coat check guy makes sure you have your belongings from pockets
>ziploc bag falls out onto the floor.
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.11622129]

>>11622066
fucking brilliant


>Buy shit off Amazon
>Receive shit
>Log on Amazon 1am
>Tell Raja I didn't receive items
>Raja apologizes and resends order
>Demand $5 credit and prime membership extension too
>Get x2 items, $5 credit, 1 month Amazon Prime for free

[Anonymous No.11622169]

Just went to a party to collect used bottles and glasses for deposit money. Made around 102€ in 3h. Girls were asking how I could step so low. I don't give a single fuck, you stupid bitch. Never going to see you again.

[Anonymous No.11622191]

>>11622169
absolute madman

[Anonymous No.11622207]

>>11622169
damn that's so jew!!

I used to go couch diving at friends, parents friends, and other family's houses and take all the change. I've become a more mature jew though.

[Anonymous No.11622221]

>>11622129

this only works during thee christmas rush. Amazon just writes most of this shit off

>be me
>order overwatch collectors edition, tomb raider, and call of duty
>order arrives but gets dropped off at front desk
>call amazon and complain my package was stolen
>they mail me a new pair of the games again
>go to front office and pick up my packages that were already pre delivered
>tell amazon i want to return items, unopened, because christmas was ruined for the late delivery
>get money back full retail price since items are unopened


Did one recently too but it was amazons fuck up

>get a $250 telescope delivered to apartment
>listed in my brother's wife name, also wrong address
>i hold onto it for 2 weeks
>ask my brother if he was expecting a package
>he said he was trying to get a telescope that never got delivered to his address
>i told him to let me know when he recieves his package
>day of delivery i go to drop off his telescope
>tell him i wanted to make sure he got the extra one and he can do wtf he wants with it.
>amazon writes it off

[Anonymous No.11622231]

>>11622221

also i kept the copy of the games. didnt return those obviously

[Anonymous No.11622249]

>>11622221
Works pretty easy with Raja at night time. Gary on the other hand will tell you to be patient and wait or check with the neighbors or post office and get back to him in a week.

Never thought about returning the duplicates. It seems too obvious. But worked perfect in your case. Nice job, jew!

[Anonymous No.11622264]

>>11622129
I ordered a gpu off amazon that never showed up, got the refund and now I've never gotten another shipment in two days and they just leave shit on my door way, don't even knock or ring and say it was handed off directly.

[Anonymous No.11622298]

>>11622264
I somehow got sent two ledger nanos instead of one last december during the mad rush of the crypto run before they all sold out. sold the extra one on ebay for 250. not too jewy, but wtf do i need two for