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>oraclize fails all the time
>expect some random NEET to be able to operate a node

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>>11614881
*beat starts playing*

ayo ayo hol up

Oraclize you one point failure
my decentralized oracles fuck your grandma

I DDOS your servers while
you beg Vitalik for exposure
he compares me to Toyota
you are as trans as IOTA

I silence niggas with NDAs
Steve is tall he plays for the NBA
hes running the nodes running the code
posting the toads while your idea implodes

NEETS compare me to Jobs and Gates
they compare you to niggers and AIDS
your memes suck, your project is aborted
I go back and get the couchsurfing hotties sorted

*drops mic*