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>woman I've been with has stopped seeing me and won't respond to texts
>says she's tired of the same old sex
>tell her im into sexual kinks
>she gets interested
>tell her im into having my ass eaten out and being pegged
>pull out my strap on from the closet
>she gets dressed and runs out the door

So this was last week and I've called her and texted over 10 times each. Her voicebox is full and she isn't responding. Everything was going fine until I told her my kinks. Why the fuck are women so vile?

>> No.11610490

>>11610469
the only fetishes most roasties will endulge is you spending money on her, you doing all the work sexually, or you sitting in the corner

>> No.11610494

>>11610469
>business and finance

>> No.11611305

>>11610494
It might be satire, too bizarre to be true. Though, to be fair, I don’t know anything. I’m just a tourist from elsewhere who came to get some knowledge of number theory in mining cryptocurrency or whateva but yeah these are jokes

>> No.11611328

>>11610469
When a roastie says she's into kinks that usually means she wants to be slapped around, tied up, throat fucked and span on 99% of the time. Women generally don't like submissive faggots who want penises in their ass.

>> No.11611331

>>11611328
>and span
*spat

>> No.11611350

>>11610469
She isn't into you so just move on and learn from your mistakes and become a better person for the next women you are interested in.

>> No.11611359

>>11610469
Here's a hard truth for you anon. Women are very selfish and it's an evolutionary design to ensure they have a strong, stable father for their kids. If a man is depressed, they may console them and try and fix things asap but if they can't make things how they want them quickly, they bail. Social media and feminism have destroyed modern women too, they're more entitled than ever and it's going to be the death of humanity.

Also 99% of chicks find submissive guys a huge turnoff, that's just their nature.