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Foolproof way to make it:

This requires you to own two brokerage accounts, which may or may not be legal in your country, but there's no way to get figured out anyways:

Account 1:
Buy shares of high paying dividend stock day before ex div

Account 2:
Short that same stock day before ex div (since stock will fall down the same amount of dividends paid out)

After div payout, sell both positions to net double the dividend across your two accounts.

Repeat this for every single high yielding dividend stock out there.
I started off last year with $20K in each account, now I got $150K in each. Shit's foolproof. You're welcome.

>> No.11608746
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11608746

>>11608241
who is that bloodsucker next to Melon,
I want to put my dick in her orifice

>> No.11608774

>>11608746
Grimes

>> No.11608776

>>11608241
Except the broker collects the dividend on the stock youre shorting.

>> No.11608785

>>11608241

Why isnt everyone doing this, then making the prices even out? What ia the catch op.

Which stocks do you recommend?

>> No.11608799

>>11608776
yes, but that's just on the shorting account. On the other account, I get the dividend.

>> No.11609307

this sounds like the plot to the movie Primer