/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.11606319]

stop being emotional edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books: https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11602622

[Anonymous No.11606344]

First

[Anonymous No.11606353]

Is this the right one?

[Anonymous No.11606356]

>Honey? Get the camera. I want to remember the moment Apple goes below $200 during the conference call.

[Anonymous No.11606376]

Imagine having bought AAPL today.

[Anonymous No.11606378]

>>11606353
Whichever one has the most people posting in it initially will become the right one
They're both equally good threads

[Anonymous No.11606383]

>>11606356
First time listening to one of these. It says they're breaking records, record quarters etc, is that just positive spin or what?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.11606391]

this thread was actually put up first...

[Anonymous No.11606397]

>>11606376
It hurts

[Anonymous No.11606404]

>accounting adjustment
based and redpilled aapl

[Anonymous No.11606410]

>buy order of 46k appl at 212 gets cut to shreds in seconds
....its going to be a very red day tomorrow, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.11606415]

>>11606354
Don't worry, you made a good thread

>>11606359
The point of holding is that you don't sell the instant it goes down, you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.11606419]

>>11606410
Yeah apple is like 13% of dat dere TQQQ

[Anonymous No.11606427]

WU: 0.0%
What a terrific gamble

[Anonymous No.11606437]

>In a rush this morning and forgot to check AMD
I fucked up so hard.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11606453]

>AAPL crashing whole market

[Anonymous No.11606458]

Sony is a 10/10 company for the next 2 years minimum(see: Littlstar, and their pipeline, and their financials)

DFEN is the easiest game to play in the world, 3x bullish ETF on aerospace and defense(muh jews)

COTY and other beauty stocks will do very well(China's men are just now starting to adopt faggotry and it will only become more mainstream)

Tech will continue to outperform the market

Mexico has legalized weed so very good idea to short the absolute fuck out of Canadian pot stocks

There ya go fuckfaces, be millionaires

[Anonymous No.11606466]

>>11606427
americans can eat this and live?

[Anonymous No.11606474]

Tomorrow's looking good...

[Anonymous No.11606476]

>>11606427
>Sells Hershey

[Anonymous No.11606477]

>tfw already snowing

[Anonymous No.11606499]

>>11606376
I FOMO’s in AH before earnings. I am an idiot.

[Anonymous No.11606501]

how long till apple shit???

[Anonymous No.11606503]

So buy the apple dip tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.11606509]

r/wallstreetbets believes that AAPL will kill it and become the face of the bull market yet again. So shrot the shit out of AAPL while you can lads.

[Anonymous No.11606513]

>>11606356
*starts getting a little emotional as aapl craters below $210 during the call*

[Anonymous No.11606514]

>>11606499
Same boat, but it'll go back up eventually... Right?

[Anonymous No.11606515]

Kek, with AAPL freefaling, there's nothing holding up that overevalued piece of shit that is the Nasdaq. It's over. I hope you enjoyed getting bulltrapped these last 2 days.

[Anonymous No.11606527]

>>11606513
what the FUCK

[Anonymous No.11606529]

>>11606415
I saw it dump to 1.88, thought it wasn't going to come back up, only lost $70, but that shitty feeling I had for the rest of the day sucked.

I've been to discouraged and nervous to make anymore moves, but i know that's stupid too because now I have no potential money in.

Just shill something to put in on, I started last month and was doing alright, don't want to back out now.

[Anonymous No.11606534]

LOOKS LIKE SHORTS ARE BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS.

[Anonymous No.11606543]

>>11606458
>Mexico has legalized weed so very good idea to short the absolute fuck out of Canadian pot stocks
You don't think those companies will try to get into Mexico?

[Anonymous No.11606544]

>>11606515
It was so hard to short it too. I'm down 50% on my puts that I bought at Wednesday's tip-top highs. Hopefully get back to even tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11606548]

>>11606514
I’m prepared to HODL for years. I’m not realizing this loss. Also $AAPL has a divvy so it’s not all bad.

[Anonymous No.11606556]

>>11606513
Apple is saving my AMD put like a true champ. Cheers.

[Anonymous No.11606564]

Can we finally have the real market crash tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.11606571]

>>11606543
They'll get too cucked by trade agreements, Mexican pot companies will reign supreme for the foreseeable future

[Anonymous No.11606584]

Told you fags to buy AAPL puts today.

[Anonymous No.11606586]

what earnings r there next week

[Anonymous No.11606587]

YOU GUYS MADE TOO MANY THREADS

[Anonymous No.11606596]

Three days of gains wiped out in an hour. Based Apple.

[Anonymous No.11606601]

>>11606453
>FAANG

[Anonymous No.11606608]

>>11606356
*begins to openly weep tears of joy as the $206.09 low becomes a distant memory*

[Anonymous No.11606612]

>APPLE TO STOP UNIT SALES DATA FOR IPHONE, IPAD AND MAC
Holy kek. "We totally don't have anything to hide and are totally not fearful of the future, guys. Just trust us"

[Anonymous No.11606617]

GUYS, APPLE'S MARKET CAP JUST FELL BELOW 1 TRILLION.

[Anonymous No.11606621]

I TOLD TOU FAGS THIS WAS A BU TRAP

STUPID FUCKS. ALL OF YOU.

ENJOY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS TOMMOROW

[Anonymous No.11606623]

>tfw I only bought one share of Apple before it crashed

[Anonymous No.11606628]

>>11606529
Learning to overcome your emotions is an important part of making money
It'll take time, but you'll figure it out with experience
Learn how to recognize if a stock is a good buy for yourself, don't rely on other people to make your decisions for you

[Anonymous No.11606630]

why you didn't listen
>>11577881

[Anonymous No.11606635]

>>11606601
more like fangless, amirite?

[Anonymous No.11606644]

>>11606621
doesnt matter
made money

[Anonymous No.11606652]

goodbye market. I'ma fuckin retard that bought today

[Anonymous No.11606658]

HAHA LOOK AT AMD AFTER HOURS. LOOK AT IT. YOU THOUGHT YOU GOT A “CHEAPIE” TODAY LMAO!

[Anonymous No.11606660]

Ok so why is AAPL taking such a hit on these earnings?

[Anonymous No.11606674]

What cheapies to get tommorow?

[Anonymous No.11606684]

>AAPL -7% already, currently freefalling
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE BOUGHT THE DIP
HE BELIEVED IT WAS THE BOTTOM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.11606688]

>AAPL -7%
LMAO

[Anonymous No.11606691]

>>11606684
LOOOL

[Anonymous No.11606697]

>>11606660
Bad sales growth forecasts and uncertainty about supply chains, plus every other issue you've heard about in the last three weeks. Strap in.

[Anonymous No.11606701]

>>11606534
WOOHOO

[Anonymous No.11606705]

>>11606612
What. For real? What is the motivation? What could possible be gained for investors not knowing how much they sell lmfao?

[Anonymous No.11606708]

>>11606660
People becoming aware that they're actually paying for overpriced garbage

[Anonymous No.11606710]

>he could have had $11 COTY calls for $5 all day today but he doesn't realize the male beauty product boom happening in china

COTY is 10.94 right now

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11606711]

>>11606601
Oh muh gawd would torture her to death in ways too heinous for speak outloud

[Anonymous No.11606712]

OHNONONO
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.11606713]

>>11606658
Kek, look at this fag telling me I short the bottom when I short the literal top. >>11605060

[Anonymous No.11606720]

>>11606658
Still holding at ~19.5 atm. Considering how hard Apple is getting hit it's not too bad.

[Anonymous No.11606745]

>>11606711
>it's a transbian

penis deflated
go for it rkg

[Anonymous No.11606747]

Mmmm, can't wait for my 3 x Nasdaq short tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11606755]

> APPLE TO STOP UNIT SALES DATA FOR IPHONE, IPAD AND MAC
> APPLE TO STOP UNIT SALES DATA FOR IPHONE, IPAD AND MAC
> APPLE TO STOP UNIT SALES DATA FOR IPHONE, IPAD AND MAC
> APPLE TO STOP UNIT SALES DATA FOR IPHONE, IPAD AND MAC

YEAH THE FUTURE LOOKS TOTALLY BRIGHT

[Anonymous No.11606757]

Made 7% of my total invested capital on just playing around with 5% invested in bears and bulls on mainly nvidia last 5 days. Been on a good streak atm.

[Anonymous No.11606762]

>>11606383
A conference call is a company pieceing together whatever they can to convince a person that the company is in good health. Smart investors read between the lines and think about what they arent being told on the call and why it might be the case that they aren't hearing it. Buy some cheapies if you want tomorrow, but remember that theres a surprise baked inside if you take it.

[Anonymous No.11606770]

>>11606713

LMAO

[Anonymous No.11606786]

>tfw put entire life savings into weed stocks

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.11606792]

>>11606713
you mean there are retarded people itt? you don't say

[Anonymous No.11606794]

It's happening again

[Anonymous No.11606797]

>>11606755
How do they motivate this? Won't investors lose their shit? Literally don't know what you are investing in or what the trend looks like

[Anonymous No.11606822]

I CAME TO LAUGH AT APPLEFAGS

[Anonymous No.11606826]

>>11606427
>tfw I would eat that

[Anonymous No.11606834]

anyone know if aapl has anything to do with the tariffs

[Anonymous No.11606840]

AMRN had a good day today. Earnings report was insightful and pretty damn close to what was expected. The Stock closed out the day over 8% gain from the opening. Now comes the final hurdle on the 11th (Drug test report). After that, if all looks green, well the stock will only climb higher to the tune of 40 then top out at least 80. I got in at just under $19 a share. So already I'm in the green. But this is a small company, being offered a sweet takeover offer is not out of the question if the drug gets the green light. Profit, Profit, Profit to the tune of 2 billion in drug sales over the years. They got it locked down till 2030.

[Anonymous No.11606844]

>>11606834
Yeah China sales looking bretty bad.

[Anonymous No.11606845]

>>11606571
lmao what. mexicans cant grow for shit

[Anonymous No.11606846]

>>11606822
I'm currently laughing at permabulltards on top of Applefags. It's great

[Anonymous No.11606857]

Do we get to buy some cheap Apple tomorrow or is the market fucked into Friday?

[Anonymous No.11606861]

-8 PERCENT

[Anonymous No.11606870]

>Dat textbook head and shoulder on AAPL
$192 next. Rev up your shorts. We're going LOWER AT FULL SPEED WITH NO BRAKES.

[Anonymous No.11606879]

JUST

[Anonymous No.11606885]

I refuse to buy anything Apple until they start putting normal USB ports back in their computers and headphone jacks back into their phones. Until then, I will eternally short

[Anonymous No.11606886]

>>11606870

[Anonymous No.11606890]

I bought 2 shares of apple at 232. Literally the fucking top. I can only hope that papa buffett gives the blessing and Bogs it up to 300

[Anonymous No.11606897]

>>11606870

DIE BITCH DIE

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11606898]

ONE COMPANY SHOULDN'T CRASH THE ENTIRE WORLD REEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.11606901]

>>11606879
>Kraft Heinz
>Apple

hes losing billions per second

[Anonymous No.11606911]

>>11606890
Maybe they can earn some money on the side by trading freshly harvested baby brains.

[Anonymous No.11606915]

>post good results
>immediately crater into the earth due to wanting to hide data
why apple

[Anonymous No.11606916]

>>11606898

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.11606927]

>>11606898
One single company shouldn't have propped up the whole fucking market for years either, really.

[Anonymous No.11606931]

DIE YOU EVIL BEHEMOTH

[Anonymous No.11606936]

>>11606870
>>11606879
>>11606897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8

[Anonymous No.11606942]

>>11606755
>>11606915
If that's true Apple is going down. That's pretty much admitting that unit sales are going to tank looking forward.

[Anonymous No.11606944]

>>11606911
I just wanna die at this point. I don't know how i bought in at the very top. i feel like such a retard.

[Anonymous No.11606945]

This market is built on stupidity. Apple performs solidly but the stock crashes anyway because it isn't blowing everyone away at triple-digit clips.

There is literally no fucking reason to dump Apple. I don't even own Apple stock and this pisses me off.

[Anonymous No.11606952]

great news for china
nikkei opens in 2 1/2 hours

[Anonymous No.11606956]

>>11606945
Apple is overvalued as fuck, fagnuts

[Anonymous No.11606965]

>>11606945
stocks arn't priced on the performance now you dope. they are priced on the returns you think you will get down the line.

[Anonymous No.11606969]

>>11606945
>a company can never be overvalued!

[Anonymous No.11606972]

>>11606956
It's not actually. It's fairly valued believe it or not.

[Anonymous No.11606976]

>>11606952
Does the Nikkei or Europe even matter anyway? Their markets are based on US futures anyway. Futures goes 0.2, then their market goes 0.2

[Anonymous No.11606980]

Burn FAANG to the ground
I'm tired of these semen slurping meme companies

[Anonymous No.11606998]

I'm curious to see if APPL holds the 200 psychological.

[Anonymous No.11607002]

>>11606945
There is one possibility that would perfectly explain the sell-off of well earning companies. The whole fucking market is ridiculously overvalued.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11607004]

>>11606915
they literally invented taking data too, every since their first MAC
first Iphone was basically a small spying device, it came with 3+ ways of triangulating user location
now they act all like they want privacy and junk top kek they apex hypocrites

>>11606786
alot of me female blogs and stuff are trying push how pot makes their BF's incels and their cummies weak and gross tasting and "retrograde ejaculation" O.O

[Anonymous No.11607011]

>>11606976
they're not going to like the apple news since our whole market is propped up on faang
china will drop for same reason, plus less apple = less manufacturing demand from us

[Anonymous No.11607016]

>>11606845
You are an imbecile if this is what you think

[Anonymous No.11607017]

https://www.newswire.ca/news-releases/constellation-brands-5-billion-cad-4-billion-usd-investment-in-canopy-growth-closes-following-shareholder-and-canadian-government-approval-699326811.html

its a good day to be a stoner

[Anonymous No.11607051]

>>11607002
it is, unironically. Just look at these links and you'll see it all, friend.
https://www.gurufocus.com/shiller-PE.php
https://www.gurufocus.com/stock-market-valuations.php

[Anonymous No.11607068]

GPRO JUST'd
AAPL JUST'd
Thank God I didn't gamble on earnings this time. Welp, time to buy TVIX.

[Anonymous No.11607070]

>>11607004
girls that smoke weed have horrible odor from their vag. gag worthy

[Anonymous No.11607101]

Won't Apple drop even lower on market open when all the normies can trade?

[Anonymous No.11607102]

>APPL shits itself
>S&P futures down 0.5%
>nasdaq future UP 0.2%
yep, this makes sense.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11607112]

>only been 10 days without porn, masterbation and beer
>355 more days to go
>apple crashes the whole market
>ask a girl out on a date but she has """plans"""
>my only day off this week and I feel guilty for not working
>I'll never struggle fuck RKG

FUCKING APPLE YOU MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.11607116]

>>11607070
>girls that smoke weed have horrible odor from their vag. gag worthy
not all...

[Anonymous No.11607132]

>>11607112
>I'll never struggle fuck RKG
Not with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.11607133]

>>11607102
>This
Why is the market bipolar right now?

[Anonymous No.11607134]

>>11607102
ITS REAL
BULLS STILL WON

[Anonymous No.11607143]

>>11607102
it'll probably go a bit higher during premarket but it's going to go -10% tommorow.

[Anonymous No.11607146]

alright boys i just put 20k into my mutual fund, how fucked am i

[Anonymous No.11607151]

I only bought one Apple put and several calls. Fml

[Anonymous No.11607153]

why the fuck is there 3 smg threads in catalog you imbeciles

[Anonymous No.11607159]

>>11607153
This is the real one

[Anonymous No.11607160]

>>11607102
Where?

[Anonymous No.11607175]

>>11606945
>stupidity
>no reason to dump apple
Zoom out, you retarded bull. Then take a deeper look at the numbers they reported on the conference call compared to their prior trends.

[Anonymous No.11607202]

>>11607146
Not at all anon. Great value right now, just dont get freaked out by short term volatility and panic sell. In the long run, you will win. If you try to be Warren buffet without learning to walk first, you will probably get rekt.

[Anonymous No.11607226]

>>11607004
>retrograde ejaculation

That doesn't happen unless the plumbing is blocked in some way. Nothing to do with the dude weed.

>>11607017

Fantastic. Betting Bruiser aka fud fabricating liar utterly blow the fuck out in to the stratosphere.

[Anonymous No.11607227]

>>11607175
I just read that they will no longer announce how many of each products theyve sold in their quarterly reports. That sounds shady AF.
Rip my OTM call.
Fucking Apple.

[Anonymous No.11607229]

>>11606705
Saturated market, they’re riding the ASP now

[Anonymous No.11607238]

>>11607102
>what is liquidity shortage
There isn't enough money to lift everyone up at the same time.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11607248]

>>11607070
shut up you retrograde ejaculator!!!

>>11607112
no fap am a meme to keep your peepee from working
>_> and hope you mean strangle fuck

[Anonymous No.11607250]

>>11606890
I did the same, finally had the cash so I bought 1 share. It'll climb back. Got to many irons in the fire and not enough spare cash to invest a ton. So I had to pick and choose my stocks.

[Anonymous No.11607260]

>>11606885
>newest macs have literally zero proprietary ports

[Anonymous No.11607273]

The stock market is so fucking overvalued. Just look at these ratios and tell me otherwise.

The ratio of GDP: Stock Market value - https://www.gurufocus.com/stock-market-valuations.php
The Shiller P/E Ratio - https://www.gurufocus.com/shiller-PE.php

We are at levels unseen since 1929 and the late 90's tech bubble.

[Anonymous No.11607277]

>Slightly green all day
>Crash into the red after-hours

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

[Anonymous No.11607286]

>>11607102
I hope FAANG collapses completely
The fact that one tech company can fuck the entire market up this much really pisses me off

[Anonymous No.11607296]

>>11607250
Hell sometimes 1 share is all you need. Thanks to splits and dividends plus if you hold it for a long time.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.11607300]

>>11607146
which one?

[Anonymous No.11607310]

Pension plan > index funds > growth/div stocks > meme stocks

Right ?

[Anonymous No.11607328]

>>11607273
have you considered these points?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT6SzaaS5nc

[Anonymous No.11607334]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>11606356
if apple goes below 200 i liquidate some of my savings and put $2K in immediately

>>11606376
it'll be back ups to pre ER price within 2-3 weeks, if not sooner

[Anonymous No.11607336]

I'm glad I got in on the pot train when I did, before the market really takes off. Bought a ETF. Figured, instead of just dumping money on one or two companies, the ETF allows me to get all of them so better odds of more profit.

[Anonymous No.11607340]

>>11607248
>girl
I will rape you anyways.

[Anonymous No.11607342]

>>11607273

Shiller's bullshit P/E ratio means fuck all in the current environment.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11607343]

>>11607310
Cryptocurrency > Weed Stocks > Meme stocks > Dividends > index funds > ??? pension plan (whatever that am)

[Anonymous No.11607349]

>>11607286
Funny how you don't complain when one tech company fuck up the entire market by going UP for years

[Anonymous No.11607363]

>>11607349
unironically this

[Anonymous No.11607372]

>>11607336
>the ETF allows me to get all of them so better odds of more profit.
In a bull market, sure. In what is now turning into a bear market, all you're getting is better odds of getting all the stinkers at once. Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.11607377]

>>11607342
"New Paradigm"

[Anonymous No.11607384]

will the orange baboon boost about the stock market now?

WEW

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11607386]

>>11607248
Still waiting for you to send me your address on discord so I can come to your house and beat you half to death while smashing your bussy from behind

[Anonymous No.11607407]

>>11607342
Dude i really don't think that Shiller's P/E ratio AND the ratio of GDP/Total Marketcap is wrong after all these years.

[Anonymous No.11607413]

>>11607300
Let my local Jew decide, i think 10k into amcpx. 5k newfx, and 5k into a new one i havent invested in before

[Anonymous No.11607415]

>>11607377
This. When people start to claim that profits don't matter it's time to get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.11607424]

>>11607342
>le new paradigm meme

[Anonymous No.11607456]

>Luca (on why Apple is stopping unit sales disclosure):
>1) We will continue to provide guidance.
>2) We will begin giving margins for Services.
>3) Unit sales don't matter as much these days because they don't tell you folks as much information.
>Tim adding more:
>4) Installed base is growing double-digits. You don't see that with unit sales.
>5) This is like going to the supermarket, and cashier says how many units you got in there. It doesn't matter how many units are in there.

[Anonymous No.11607463]

>>11607343
2.5 on ark.
5 on Aurora
5 on Aphria

I’m either going to make it or lose everything

[Anonymous No.11607488]

>>11607456
When the iPhone first came out it was the first popular thing of its kind. It went so bonkers of course they wanted to brag about numbers.
Now everyone makes a smartphone that’s 90% the same as the competitor.
Apple is moving towards their services for the big revenue.
They posted record profits.
This makes sense and I understand the company is moving in a new direction. I guess doomer bearfaggots just can’t understand.

[Anonymous No.11607493]

>>11607456
>less information is better than more information
they're treating investors like retards

[Anonymous No.11607496]

>>11607456
Unit sales are especially important for apple since they make third party developers jump through their proprietary hoops. 10 users will never spend ad much on itunes as 20, no matter how much they paid for their phone.
This makes future outlook spooky

[Anonymous No.11607503]

>>11607488
>hiding information is a good thing
your brain on cultism

[Anonymous No.11607510]

Guys I put my whole life savings in aapl at 216... what do?

[Anonymous No.11607528]

>>11607493
They’re right though, so many would look right past ASP and profit margins if unit sales were declining and spell doom for the company.

[Anonymous No.11607532]

>>11607510
wait 20 years and you'll be rich

[Anonymous No.11607536]

>>11607488
It seems smart investors agree. The stock recovered close to 2 percent already and is now "only" at -6 percent.

[Anonymous No.11607538]

>>11607503
I’m not saying it’s a good thing, I think it’s dumb.
However, it’s nothing to chimp out over and it doesn’t change the fact that aapl is a cash cow and the ultimate golden bull.

[Anonymous No.11607540]

>>11607510
sell it and put it in something else that's going up

[Anonymous No.11607555]

>>11607540
Think Snapchat would be better? I’m scared aapl fucked me

[Anonymous No.11607570]

>>11607510
This desu>>11607532

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11607572]

>>11607386
>>11607340
>>11607463

[Anonymous No.11607574]

>>11607555
you can't be serious

[Anonymous No.11607576]

>>11607555
Bro....please....PLEASE don’t fucking do that.
Just take a look at their chart for 5 seconds and let me know if you still think that’s a good idea

[Anonymous No.11607580]

>>11607574
All the kids use it?

[Anonymous No.11607585]

>>11607580
A fool and his money are quickly separated.

[Anonymous No.11607587]

>>11607510
HOLD!

[Anonymous No.11607589]

>>11607555
learn to read charts and how to buy you mongo

[Anonymous No.11607607]

>>11607510
Hold obviously, you really think it wont hit 216 again? Really?

[Anonymous No.11607609]

MIXT going to the moon right now

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11607620]

>>11607607
>Hold obviously, you really think it wont hit 216 again?
.... No....

[Anonymous No.11607627]

>>11607607
what about 232? I put my savings into apple a few weeks ago at 232 and now im absolutely JUST

[Anonymous No.11607630]

>bought 20 shares of NFLX today
And they called me a mad lad
>inb4 it’s down after hours
Not even 2%

[Anonymous No.11607631]

>>11607580
look around you, practically every non-tard has an apple phone, apple computer and an iPad, they can all use apple pay, iTunes, apple music and other apple services.

Look in your wallet, chances are there's a Visa card or two in there.

Look in every restaurant or convenient store, restaurants, etc. There's Coca Cola or Pepsi Products, or both.

Hold on to your apple and just ride it out. You'll get a decent growing dividend and you the price will increase over time. Also you should invest in other companies for diversification but AAPL is about a safe as stock as you can get. they could just do a share buy back and raise the dividend and the price will rocket more than its dropping right now

[Anonymous No.11607634]

>>11607576
5 second candlesticks are crazy short intervals
just zoom out lol

[Anonymous No.11607648]

I don't understand why everyone is panicking? Correction is there but we're in an upwards trend. The ""crash"" won't be as big as 2008, we have all the holes fixed and the dirt cleaned, so why the worry?

[Anonymous No.11607658]

>>11607620
>>11607627
Stop being short sighted cucks guys.
Most people here are in their 20s and 30s I would guess. You’ve got a long time horizon of investing.
Take a look at AAPL from 2009-today.
It’s literally the golden bull.

[Anonymous No.11607670]

>>11607648
I'm not sure you'll be saying that when the first one pulls out the plug

[Anonymous No.11607672]

>>11607658
they said the same thing about avon in the 70's/80's

[Anonymous No.11607673]

>>11607630
I still believe you're a mad lad, but good luck.

[Anonymous No.11607675]

>>11607510
Hey on the bright side its P/E is only 20.
Buffet sama approves.

[Anonymous No.11607677]

This dump is so weak
Expecting BOJ to pump it

[Anonymous No.11607680]

Apple missed bad. NASDAQ futures crashed. Prepare for 2008. Watch Margin Call if you haven't yet to know how to navigate the upcoming recession.

[Anonymous No.11607690]

>>11607627
Probably 6 months max, the ex dividend date is Next week which always bumps it a little and it drops the day after(usually) and pay date is Nov.15 too so at least collect on that before you do anything.

[Anonymous No.11607691]

>>11607510
Looks like bulls are long on ROPE...

[Anonymous No.11607692]

>>11607672
Um anon are you talking about the 130 year old billion dollar beauty products company or....?

[Anonymous No.11607693]

>>11607672
One thing for people to always remember is the Fed always pumping money into the system every year through government spending. That new created currency eventually ends up in consumers pockets and then invested. So long as this economic model exists the market will always go up no matter what. Its simply inflation. Wait and hold.

[Anonymous No.11607705]

>>11607680
>1 post by this ID

[Anonymous No.11607717]

>>11607680
>NASDAQ futures crashed.
They barely fucking moved. The market rallied on the expectation of a rally after great AAPL earnings. Now it is going to rally because it didn't fall as much as expected after an AAPL earnings miss which must mean it is strong.

[Anonymous No.11607725]

>>11607670
And why would (((they))) pull out the plug? They won't gain anything from doing something reckless.

[Anonymous No.11607728]

>>11607717
They technically didn’t miss. Guidance was lowered for next quarter. They posted record profit.

[Anonymous No.11607735]

>>11607510
Easy, hold.
Apple’s chip team is killing it right now, the A12X in a fucking 5mm thin fanless iPad is outperforming Intel’s latest generation actively cooled hexa core i7 chips. It’s even doing faster compile per core than the Xeons in Apple’s most powerful desktop.
Apple is guaranteed to be working on transitioning their Macs to ARM, with products most likely hitting market in mid 2020. We’re likely gonna see a lineup of Macs vastly moe powerful than x86 based PCs whilst retaining a long battery life and running cooler.
Apple also has the leading platform for AR. *IF* AR is gonna be the next big form factor and they ship competitive hardware (likely due to point above), Apple will without a doubt dominate the market.

[Anonymous No.11607747]

i bought vxx puts and fxi calls. how fucked am i?

[Anonymous No.11607754]

>>11607692
yes look at 73/74,

[Anonymous No.11607756]

>>11607725
Consolidate power. Recessions give the big guys a chance to scoop up the little guys (the innovative ones) on the cheap.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11607757]

>>11607658
>You’ve got a long time horizon of investing.

[The Silver Shill No.11607759]

>Not buying TQQQ in this dip
>Not buying ABX
do you hate money anons?

[Anonymous No.11607764]

>>11607747
can someone answer me?

[The Silver Shill No.11607774]

>>11607747
The red wave will crush the vxx.

[Anonymous No.11607775]

>>11607759
Been buying RING personally.

[Anonymous No.11607777]

>>11607747
>>11607764
you were supposed to do that on the dip not the tip

[Anonymous No.11607779]

>>11607648
Sometimes it just feels good to spread panic.

But yeah nothing major is gonna happen. It'll be an upward trend well into 2019 and then who knows.

[Anonymous No.11607788]

>>11607774
im scared senpai. wat do?

[Anonymous No.11607793]

I don't know any of this stock bullshit, what effect is this going to have on the DOW tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.11607795]

Aapl ex-divy is next week and the election is next week. If you sell this dip you deserve your loss.

[Anonymous No.11607802]

>>11607757
I don’t speak anime, please translate for me someone who isn’t a trap.

[Anonymous No.11607803]

Is it good or bad if a stock has high insider ownership? like over 50%?

[Anonymous No.11607804]

>>11607788
Uhhh.... you screwed fren

[Anonymous No.11607805]

>>11607777
fucking checked and rekt(me) ;(

[Anonymous No.11607808]

>>11607779
You're all fucking clowns.

[Anonymous No.11607815]

>>11607793
>I don't know any of this stock bullshit
What the fuck are you doing here, then?

[Anonymous No.11607817]

Thoughts on tsla?

[The Silver Shill No.11607819]

>>11607788
i got vxx puts for december. i predict a massive market surge after mid terms. trump will have complete control of the government. the market might dip tomorrow or on monday or tues if history repeats itself. look at the charts for spy before midterms for the past few years.

[Anonymous No.11607820]

>>11607795
If you sell AAPL fucking ever...unless you’re securing profits to buy more AAPL, you deserve a loss.

[Anonymous No.11607827]

>>11607815
Got here from the main 4chan page. You didn't answer the question faggot.

[Anonymous No.11607828]

>>11607802
Looks like they're just mumbling. The resolution is too low for me to read.

[Anonymous No.11607838]

>>11607817
Wait for based Muskrat to give the buy signal again. You missed the last one, check out the chart.

[Anonymous No.11607841]

>>11607803
it doesnt matter

[Anonymous No.11607845]

>>11607819
mine expire on 11/9. i am hoping the right wins. plus trump tweetered optimistic news about a deal being done with xi jianpingpong

[Anonymous No.11607858]

>>11607828
Maybe he/she/??? (idk I saw some pics) is trying to imply that most of /biz/ are suicidal which I could totally see.

[The Silver Shill No.11607859]

>>11607845
did he really? i gotta check that
if china deal goes, we will go to the moon

[Anonymous No.11607870]

>>11607820
I've read somethimg like this before, I thimk

[Anonymous No.11607871]

>>11607725
(((they))) have propped up the post 2008 economy by giving the corporations and individuals low interest rate loans and more government handouts. All the while the government is trying to find 1 trillion dollars somewhere on the bond market with interest rates rising and Government Bond demand drying up.

[Anonymous No.11607877]

>>11607841

Are you sure? I'm not quite certain if I believe you...

[Anonymous No.11607881]

>>11607859
sauce
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/01/trump-says-he-and-chinas-xi-exchanged-long-and-very-good-trade-conversation.html

[Anonymous No.11607917]

>>11607793
Aapl is weighted at 4.7% of the total value of the dow and another component (dwdp) dupont reports earnings tomorrow. Could offset any change. Its dow futures is barely moved right now -87 points. So could be ok.

[Anonymous No.11607938]

Higher Costs? REEEEEEEEEEEE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.11607939]

>>11607803
Depends on the health of the business itself and how open they are about their numbers. If theres high insider ownership and theyre in the green on all indicators, that means the stock is highly valuable. If its red on a handful of indicators and the company doesnt divulge too much about their inner workings, that's a potential red flag.

[The Silver Shill No.11607945]

>>11607881
fug that meeting isnt until nov 30th. wish he had better news. still good news though.

[Anonymous No.11607955]

Is it finally time for the closet indexing retards to rotate into value and out of dead fag stocks

[Anonymous No.11607956]

>>11607881
>He fell for the Honest Trump meme
Not gonna make it...

[Anonymous No.11607958]

>>11607858
the zuun sfx is meant to be like gloom, so it's a play on the >you've got a long time of investing ahead

[Anonymous No.11607962]

>>11606998
Will bounce back at 200

[The Silver Shill No.11607966]

>>11607938
i remember when cheetos used to cost 99 cents. that was back in the 90s. now they cost 1.50.
that 50% inflation

[Anonymous No.11607967]

>>11607877
it doesnt matter if 99% is owned buy Jewish Jew, Hitlers wifes son or hobo living down the street
What matters is value/price ratio, earnings and dividends
If you want to speculate on price then yeah sure you can get outjewed by holders weight, but if youre investing then you should be looking on overvalued vs undervalued and then it doesnt matter who owns it but whats the current price and how much you think is fair to pay for it

[Anonymous No.11607973]

>>11607070
Yea, this guy knows his shit

They REALLY stink

[Anonymous No.11607978]

>>11607958
>>11607858
The point is that rkg is (allegedly) terminally ill

[Anonymous No.11607993]

Hey biz, does anyone know if Security Analysis by Graham and Dodd is still taken seriously? I've heard that acadamia has little respect for the book but I can't find any reasons why. Pls help

[Anonymous No.11608020]

I've updated my Dividend Champion spreadsheet current to end of Sept2018. I have taken the time to sort each of the tabs by yield from highest to lowest.

https://1drv.ms/x/s!ApcKqV3khCnAgc8SLGVcEWI4fsz7fg

[Anonymous No.11608021]

>>11607993
private equity computers are snatching all the graham value stocks up. It's still a good book if you plan on following value investing. Good advice to follow if you find yourself in a recession too.

[Anonymous No.11608034]

Can anyone please advise on good weed stocks that can possibly moon, doesnt necessarily have to be short term. I just want to get good money from SOMETHING

[The Silver Shill No.11608038]

>>11607993
>>11608021
the argument i hear against it is that because of GAAP accounting, the financial reports arent accurate. This is simply because they assume all products that are pending sale be assumed they are sold. Its pretty silly, watch a youtube video on it. Supposedly that makes trying to value a stock based on financials impossible.

[Anonymous No.11608041]

Disney/Comcast are both long term holdings. With all the different divisions each has they will make bank year after year. Sure the stock may go up and down but long term you'll come out on top. Thanks to the splits and dividends. Long as kids go to Florida Dis and Comcast will still be around. (Now if global warming causes the oceans to rise then your fucked)

[Anonymous No.11608042]

>>11607917
DWDP already reported today.

[Anonymous No.11608052]

>>11608020
Can you also give me a wiki page on how to read this shit?

[Anonymous No.11608053]

>>11608034
dude you would be absolutely retarded not to go all in on Canopy Growth right now. It is going to easily 2x probably more in the next year as we see results from canada nationwide legalization.

[Anonymous No.11608067]

>>11608020
Wow. That is a lot of work and a really handy reference tool. Thank you so much for sharing that. Unironically.

[Anonymous No.11608086]

>>11607693
It has to stop some time right? And when it does...shits going down

[Anonymous No.11608093]

>>11608042
Sorry. You are right. Also, i eat dupont paint chips.

[Anonymous No.11608105]

>>11608041
That shit should be underwater by now, Didney Worl is going to be fine.

[Anonymous No.11608110]

>>11608020
After taking second look why dont yo make it webpage that updates itself? Would be easier no?

[Anonymous No.11608113]

>>11608042
Tomorrow is exxon and chevron though.

[Anonymous No.11608115]

>>11608034
Get a ETF. the one I have has holdings in all the Major players in the game. Less Expensive plus you get them all. So it won't mater, CGC ,ACB, Tilray,etc they're all in there.

[The Silver Shill No.11608121]

>>11608086
the next crash, its going to be fucking brutal.
>student loans
>housing loans
>credit cards
>21 trillion in gov debt (bonds)
>stock market leverage debt
You have to understand that weve gone throug three different currency standards since the fed.
we went from gold standard, to a partial gold standard, then a complete fiat under nixon. now the entire worlds currencies are fiat and they are tied to the dollar which is fiat. the monetary system is one big giant fucking joke thanks to a bunch of malicious jewish bankers.

[Anonymous No.11608130]

>>11608020
Thanks for this

>>11608041
You know that kids also go to Comcasts theme parks right?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11608136]

I'm interested in BUD now that they cut their dividend to better payout ratio

[Anonymous No.11608144]

>>11608113
BABA, too. All three also report before we open, so maybe they can save us.

[Anonymous No.11608156]

>>11608130
I love Disney. Most of the revenue is not from parks though.

[Anonymous No.11608163]

>>11608121
Wish I was smart enough to calculate when it happens,like the guy who predicted the housing market crash in 2008

[Anonymous No.11608170]

>>11608115
Then you have my horse AMRN. Baby's been moving up steady over the weeks. Just one final hurdle to over come on the 11th. After that, if it passes, there is no looking back. Projected to hit $40, then $80 per. 2 billion in drug sale profits over the years. I got in at $19 so I'm already in the green. Hell it may even go higher.

[Anonymous No.11608169]

>>11608144
Dubs confirm. Tomorrow caps off a pretty decent week, and gives investors back some hope.

[Anonymous No.11608177]

>>11608163
Of 2008*,my bad, he predicted it way before that

[Anonymous No.11608190]

>>11608121
yup. Not to even mention that the stock market is currently valued at a place near the 1929 levels, and almost to the tech bubble levels https://www.gurufocus.com/stock-market-valuations.php AND https://www.gurufocus.com/shiller-PE.php

Also the government is going to have a deficit of 1 trillion dollars next year and the year after that, etc thanks to the tax cuts. This means that the government is going to have to raise 1 trillion dollars yearly from now on in the bond market. All while interest rates are rising AND China/The Fed are slowing down their purchasing of government bonds.

the only thing we did after 2007/2008 was to put a bandaid over it with low interest rates. No bankers were punished and noone learned their lesson.

[Anonymous No.11608206]

>>11607260
Let them die

[Anonymous No.11608208]

>>11608169
The job report is also coming in tomorrow morning. Friday could be a good time to buy in before the pump after mid terms.

[Anonymous No.11608209]

>>11608115
MJ ETF maybe?

[Anonymous No.11608220]

hmmmm TRK or ISCA
how to bet on a Nascar comeback

[Anonymous No.11608223]

>>11608170
China's the next "Tech dot com". They say that right now, it's at the early stages. Like Google/FB/Amazon were in the beginning. Cheapest of these is Tencent Holdings @ 30 - 35 range. They're the China equal to our FB. They also have a 48% stake in Epic games. It ain't much to assume that one day Epic will be totally taken over by them.

[Anonymous No.11608228]

Bloody friday tommorow

[Anonymous No.11608234]

>>11608208
Also payday for me. Need more fuel after the oct bloodbath. 3 cheques in Nov. Thankfully.

[Anonymous No.11608251]

>>11608209
No, it's HMMJ. Don't get the other, JR one, it's the mom and pop small fry players. They won't last long.

[Anonymous No.11608310]

>place buy order on a couple hundred AT&T shares
>Go on /biz/ and seethe apocalypse is happening
>Cancel T buy order


Thanks for saving my money /biz/ Ill buy those shares in a few days/weeks after the market is cone collapsing.

[Anonymous No.11608330]

>he did not buy into ze trap?
>cansel ze dump
>prooced with sideways movement

[The Silver Shill No.11608333]

I made a infograph for you all

[Anonymous No.11608339]

>>11608333
printscreening video 3 times is hardly infographing

[The Silver Shill No.11608346]

>>11608339
kek forgot to crop the image

[Anonymous No.11608347]

Barrick gold, thank god I bought into them. When everyone turns to gold, shareholders will reap the profits

[Anonymous No.11608363]

I hope the rest of the year is decent, financially. I'd hate to ship off to boot camp in January after getting my portfolio ripped to shreds all of 4Q.

[The Silver Shill No.11608370]

>Futures pumping hard

[Anonymous No.11608395]

>>11608370
tf you smoking lol

[Anonymous No.11608401]

>>11608034
Buy fastfood and tobacco stocks. They're going to seize control if Canada legalization pans out and especially if it spreads to the States.

[Anonymous No.11608406]

>>11608363
>day 1 of no fap and I almost just failed.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

[The Silver Shill No.11608423]

>>11608395

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11608427]

>>11608406
>mfw I just hit day 10 and failed

[Anonymous No.11608429]

>>11608395
It's true.

https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/CME_MINI-ES1!/

[The Silver Shill No.11608442]

>>11608429
bout to break yesterdays high too
wew lads

[Anonymous No.11608450]

>>11608423
Literally selling everything, going all in on apple during ttomorrow's blood bath.

[Anonymous No.11608454]

>Futures
better luck next time bears

[Anonymous No.11608456]

>>11608228
AW MAN

[The Silver Shill No.11608463]

>>11608406
Sorry anon but i must test your will.
resist....

[Anonymous No.11608473]

>>11608463
>discustign balloon tits
keep em

[Anonymous No.11608476]

Ok serious talk, energy companies have been doing really well right? Chevron and exxon and definitely, definitely going to hit grand slams tomorrow, r-right g-guys?

[Anonymous No.11608519]

>>11608401
Already own 10 shares in Altria, so good point.

[Anonymous No.11608572]

Only reason to own snap is cause of all the takeover talk that's surrounding it. Google/FB shares on the cheap or some cash, either way you'd win.

[Anonymous No.11608599]

>>11608476
I like shell because high divy and also I personally use their gas since its the cleanest

[Anonymous No.11608618]

>>11608572
>google/facebook

Disgusting.jpg

[Anonymous No.11608639]

Bright green dawn in Asia. Could it really be that we get Apple cheapies tomorrow without any further ramifications?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11608645]

>>11608427
>>11608406
no fap am psyop by the CIA to make you into true incel
once your sex drive inactive for few months you totally lose it then become erectile dysfunction!

[Anonymous No.11608682]

>>11608599
Yeah they missed earnings today but have a lot of promiss. They are cash eich and I like that they are using it to buy back stocks instead of development.
Intredting read on them today on nasdaq.com
>As part of the company's $25 billion buyback program during the period 2018-2020, Shell will repurchase $2.5 billion worth of shares up to Jan 28 in the second instalment.
Also, them missing could be looked at like a buying opportuniy.

[Anonymous No.11608748]

>EXEL up 21% today
I'm making it guys!

[Anonymous No.11608762]

>>11608572
>SNAP
>takeover
Dont be stupid. The only company that *might* even bother considering a takeover is Amazon since SNAP is largely already hosted on their servers. Even then, theres no reason for Amazon to step into the social media sphere through SNAP of all things. The platform is an inefficient money sink and Amazon has bigger issues on their hands next year to deal with regarding postal service costs. For everyone else, they're looking at a billion dollar server migration job on top of trying to make the shitheap profitable through advertisements with a declining userbase of non-boomers.

[Anonymous No.11608764]

>>11606376

AAPL back down below its $1T market cap

>hey guys the FAANG stocks are totally worth it, buy now!! XDDD

[Anonymous No.11608771]

T stock is at a low point. 30.49 per atm. Dv of .50 per. The only thing cheaper with a higher div is CTL at 21 per w/.54 div. Time to buy buy buy!
I already own T so I may get more T while the getting is good.

[Anonymous No.11608786]

>>11608764
my call was up 100 bucks before close too.
god damn fucking apple.
now im bag holding this 225 call until dec 21st

[Anonymous No.11608803]

>>11606972
>fairly valued
>by its own record breaking stock buyback program to inflate itself to $1T

>I don't even own Apple stock and this pisses me off.
Yeah right mr.bags

[Anonymous No.11608821]

>>11608682
It seems to me like stock buybacks are helping to inflate an overvaluation of stocks. While you can get a boost to shareholder value (temporarily?) by buying back stock, wouldn't that $25 billion be better spend on research to make the company more competitive?

[Anonymous No.11608829]

Reminder that your party is over

[Anonymous No.11608835]

>>11608829

Like, REALLY over.

[Anonymous No.11608842]

>the fed balance sheet retard is back
lol

[Anonymous No.11608858]

>>11608842

>that F*NGott and his $40 gains bragging

OH NO NO NO NO

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11608864]

>>11608842
>post the same three charts every time
>t-this time you are surely done for

[Anonymous No.11608872]

>>11608829
even if it crashes, it rebounds in 5-10 years
2008 didnt take long to rebound,
the shitty part about it is the layoffs and joblessness. if you have a job during a recession you are lucky and should be buying.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11608885]

>>11608829
>>11608835
>>11608858
Typical NPC behavior. Literally the same argument every thread
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.11608887]

>>11608864

>couple of good days after big sell off mean everything is okay for the next X amount of years

[Anonymous No.11608894]

>>11608885

>your arguments are always the same and consistent
>me no like, u dumb

POWERFUL

[Anonymous No.11608897]

>>11608829
Did you really come back just for us to laugh at you even more after your Fed bullshit had literally zero effect yesterday? I feel embarrassed for you.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11608903]

>>11608887
>couple bad days after years of big buy mean everything bad for X amount of years

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11608910]

>>11608894
>me wrong time after time, but if I spam 4 the next 30 years one day I will be right
>>11608897
Still not as funny as high IQ poster, at least he produced original content

[Anonymous No.11608919]

cant wait for that new thread comfy

[Anonymous No.11608925]

>>11608887
>>11608885
>>11608903

[Anonymous No.11608938]

>>11608897
>>11608903
>>11608910

Oh man, we are gonna' have some salty bag boys tomorrow

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11608967]

>>11608925
>>11608938
It doesn't matter if tomorrow is red, I will win by holding the next 30 years.
>>11608919
NO

[Anonymous No.11609012]

>>11609010
New
>>11609010

[Anonymous No.11609031]

>>11608967
is there any reason why you shouldnt just buy tqqq every month for the next 30 years anons?
i mean you dont get dividends but other than that i dont see any reason why not too

[Anonymous No.11609034]

When will Amazon do another stock split? Ain't it time for one?