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Yo
Yo, yo, check this one out
The name's Sergey
But you, sir, are GAY
(crowd: OOOOHHH)
My chainlink's tamper proof
But you is just a poof
Witnet, Mobius, Oraclize
Witness how I euthanize
All my lame ass competitors
I'm a fat ass eating burgors
Big mac, big belly
More money than skelly
My oracles got more reliability
Than Thomas Bertani
Dumb spic playing the ukulele
While my cult's posting pepe
My maintnet dropping q1
Nigma ain't even ready for twenty twenty one!
I got Gavin, Lubin and Swift
You gon' be jumpin' off a cliff!
*mic drop*
*crowd cheers*

>> No.11595424

Based
Just win baby

>> No.11595432

Yo Yo Yo
it's ya boyyyy
Sergey Naz
bringing it to you live on a Wednesday
we making oracles nd shiiiit
check out my new network dropping end of year
shit is going to be off the chaiiiin
knaw what I'm sayin
haha yeah you do
don't forget to buy my token and staaaaake
ha ha!

>> No.11595433
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>>11595411

>> No.11595451

It started out pretty good than quickly turned to shit.

>> No.11595461

>>11595411
>white
>males

>> No.11595467

>>11595411
sell signal

>> No.11595479

>>11595411
>Witnet, Mobius, Oraclize
>Witness how I euthanize
this part I like

>> No.11595486

>>11595461
>your
>point
>?

>> No.11595517

>>11595411

Based prose op

>> No.11595550

>>11595411
nice. the plaid clad chad messiah is on fire

>> No.11595699
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>>11595411
I heard this fat fuck call me out on wax
Nickname skelly product sold to more niggers than crack
Sit on billions, your whole entire shit ain't even worth 30 million
And you don't want war, like a NPC civilian
This is my world you ain't nothing but a resident, only time I eat burgers is sittin with the president
Sir gay with a dick in your ass, gavin lubin swift couldn't sit in my computer class
Pepe couldn't stop me, bertani couldn't clock me, ya shills try to squash me those niggers aint nothin but husks ya times up
Dick big like elon musk
First incel to a trillion in the code we trust

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>>11595699
Hide your kids, don't worry about your wife.
Money Skelly's coming for halloween lollis tonight.
It's been a long bear market
You're looking pretty hungry
As thin as eth buy walls
Here's a big mac on me

Nothing personal kid
It will all be over soon
As i facilitate tamper proof data to give your ponzi scheme a use

P E D O P H I L E
Thats not justified by "muh private property"
If i see round here again in that smart contract van
Im gonna oraclise your browser history and get you tamper proof b&

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>>11595699
yo GIMME that damn mic
FIRST OFF skelly back the fuck up
you got your finger stuck up your nose
and the mempool equally clogged up
transactions won't close cause your networks jacked up
he tried to open his wallet but the parity's hacked bruh!
your price target's too low, eth fees are too high
$1000 eoy and that's if BTC don't rise
gimme a big mac and a side of large fries
super-size
and let me introduce you to your savior,
the names Jason Parser and my endpoints regulate contractual behavior
ETH network is a stepping stone to my endgame playa
and when the oracles light up you say good night like a prayer

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WIN

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>>11596102
>the names Jason Parser and my endpoints regulate contractual behavior

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>>11596102

the names Jason Parser and my endpoints regulate contractual behavior

>>11596190

AAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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>>11596102

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Sirgay mc what the fuck you on?
You hungry? Need a big mac coin?
Your rap is like link conference, all the people yawn.
Cant hear you dawg, is that a toilet flush?
Same shirt different day.
You better wash.
You ain't no lolli to fuck with money skeleton.
You get heart attack walking upstairs. I'm in thailand running pussy marathon.
Your bags are heavy, like your belly filled with rocks.
Link bagholders buy kneepads to service cocks.
Did you tell them you can't even code?
These retards will wagecage forever paying off link masternodes.

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>> No.11598355

>>11597549
which goddamn slim hsady song does this go with? I can't think of it

>> No.11598388

>>11598355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY

>> No.11598419

>>11597549
this doesn't even rhyme

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>>11596102
>the names Jason Parser and my endpoints regulate contractual behavior
damn son