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He's one of us. Probably lurking right fucking now.

>> No.11580156
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>>11580145

>> No.11580167

>Shortseller Enrichment Commission

>> No.11580169

>>11580145
>Probably lurking right fucking now.
Hello Elon

>> No.11580196

>>11580145
120 hours a week of shitposting

>> No.11580219
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>>11580145

elon if you're into crypto give some recommendations for this

merv.tech

otherwise keep pumping tsla stock

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>>11580145
he is to dumb to be on 4chan

>> No.11580229

>>11580145

It's funny how he is always claiming to work like 16 hours per day, but at the same time he seems to be up to date with all the latest memes and he is debating random pajeets on the other side of the world on twitter.

>> No.11580258

>>11580219
Yo I love the idea for your website. You should get it Brave verified so you can start profiting from donated BAT. Also if you want help with design/advertising or anything I'd love to help.

>> No.11580261

>>11580229
When you're the boss you get to have a flexible definition of "work"

>> No.11580268

If Elon Musk is here, can you comment on whether you're mining fujicoin I noticed there's always a node at cape Canaveral

>> No.11580280

>>11580229
>he fell for the merchant definition of (((work)))
Even shitposting on twitter is work when you have several multi-billion companies and over 23M followers. Now go make me a big mac, wagie.

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Elon-chan is the chosen one who will save crypto.

>> No.11580324

Elon if you read this, please please change your twitter bio to ''King of the NEETS."

>> No.11580337

>>11580145
yeah he posted a few weeks ago

>> No.11580351

>>11580337
am elon. can confirm

>> No.11580367

>>11580145


When one of us had another message

>> No.11580375

>>11580324
Elon may be lurking, but I guarantee you faggots it's not on this brainlet/pajeet shitposting central, but /sci/ and possibly /a/.

>> No.11580379

PUMP REQ TO $420, ELON

>> No.11580389

>>11580169
Hey /biz/

>> No.11580390

>>11580268
Lmaoo

>> No.11580393

>>11580375
he's on pol

>> No.11580395

>>11580145
10/10 bait with becoming "nothing" of tesla. Nice -3%

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>>11580258

interesting idea

and I'm always down for suggestions, email?

>> No.11580479

>>11580351
see he posted again. sup elon, ily bro

>> No.11580480

>>11580395
Hi David Einhorn

>> No.11580558

>>11580389
when Mars sir?

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>>11580324
the absolute madman did it!!!

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>>11580145

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>>11580571

>> No.11580795

>>11580571
wow made me look haha based, here upvote sir xD

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>>11580145
now we know who was making the "you have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't investing in this man" threads

>> No.11580850

>>11580145
or hes busy at work making sure his multi billion dollar car and space ship companies keep running

>> No.11580878

>>11580145
i bet he frequents /biz/sci/ and /a/
maybe /o/ to keep an eye on how much everyone there hates tesla, and id place a bet he secretly likes traps

>> No.11580990

hes a genius though

he is a super big meme on youtube now. Pewdiepie mentions him like 5 times an episode to 70 million subs. Tesla mindshare and free advertising..

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>>11580878
well he is dating grimes

>> No.11581021

most millionaires lurk 4chan, just not /biz/

Bezos posts a lot on /v/, mostly related to The Elder Scrolls

>> No.11581048

>>11581021
what

>> No.11581049

>>11580219
novel idea. get it brave verified and i'll tip you the grant brave gave me for downloading brave.

>> No.11581067

>>11581021
joe rogan and a lot of those types are on /pol/ just as readers. 90% of journalists read pol every day

bill burr likes /sp/

>> No.11581086

>>11580145
hey guys its me

>> No.11581130

>>11580684
sloppy work, you forgot the one in the posts feed

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>>11581086

>> No.11581144

>>11581086
>hey guys its me
prove it

>> No.11581190

>>11581086
post another catgirl on twitter in next 5 minutes

>> No.11581711

>>11580145
This guy is reddit incarnate he's more likely lurking there.

>> No.11581768

>>11580799
Oshit

>> No.11581785

>>11580145
probably looking for pajeets to harvest hair from for his transplant

>> No.11581794

>>11581711
Didn't you get the memo? Reddit is the new Facebook and 4chan is the new Reddit.

>> No.11581835

>>11580196
Tops my 70 or so in spades

>> No.11581877

>>11580280
Lol. It's CHEF normie and your disgusting ass never frozen 2 week old meat patty with some hamburger is almost here on it's trip through the desert. When the trailer is done dripping and we get most of the flys out I toss it on the grill.


No shit. I used to haul that stuff. Mcdicks does it now to.
>fresh never frozen mcgimmick!
>just saving money on refrigeration and therefore shipping costs.

Fresh my happy ass i am surprised people dont get food poisoning.

Absolutelydisgustin.jpg

>> No.11581887

>>11580337
Where???? Lemme see it

>> No.11581891

>>11580351
Will litterally laugh my dick off if timestamp proof

>> No.11581966

Hey Elon,

Hire pissed off red hat engineers

That's all

>> No.11581985

Elon,
Liquidate TSLA and use the funds to pump SPX. Burn shorts
Then take the profits and use it to rebuild TSLA

Regards,
Management

>> No.11582028

I used to love Tesla and I was always impressed with Elon‘s visions. But his garbage posting on Twitter „show me ur dank memes :DDD“ made me reconsider. He‘s a fag and Tesla can go suck a donkey. He‘s a damn NPC.

>> No.11582046

>>11582028
>He‘s a damn NPC
>speaking about NPCs
>opinion discarded

>> No.11582058

>>11582046
Oh no, some faggot doesn‘t like what I said. whuddamagunnadoo

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Just a few months ago people on this board were shitting on Elon. Two-faced bitches.

>> No.11582120

>>11582058
>don't like what I said
It's not that. I just don't consider you a human being.

>> No.11582122

>>11580684
>>11580571

AHAHAAA!

>> No.11582132

>>11581021
No fuckin way

>> No.11582139

>>11581130
>putting in legitimate effort into a passing shitpost

>> No.11582160

>>11581966
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""engineers""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>> No.11582161

>>11582046
This.

REEEEEEEEEE BRAINLET. ETC...


>telsa high as giraffe pussy
>smoke weed on tv to intentionally make it take a dive
>lol, everyone i know shorted options
>everyone forgets about it a month latter.


But yeah hes tarded hirrrrr durrrr!

>> No.11582166

>>11582120
Kek

>> No.11582167

>>11580145
Theres only one Musk-tier project in the space right now in regards to his personal style and ambitions, in my opinion. You all know that nodes are only tamperproof when in orbit right? (Until the spacewars that is)
NXS is the project I'm thinking of, not going to LARP bait you all; too busy. Elon pls confirm

>> No.11583086

>>11581794

So what is the new 4chan?!

>> No.11583116

>>11580145
>GOOBLE GOBBLE
>GOOBLE GOBBLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBXyB7niEc0&t=11s

>> No.11583310

>>11580145
yeah, but prolly not on this board right now

>> No.11583327

>>11583310
anon he already posted in this thread

>> No.11583361

>>11583086
I'm making it.

What kind of features do you want?

>> No.11583853

>>11583361

A /biz/ with a high signal to noise ratio (i.e. no stupid threads about brappers, boomers and such) with actionable content in general. I've been here for a while and since about March or something I haven't really learned anything that useful. If good enough, I would totally pay a subscription fee or something.

>> No.11583885

>>11580145
giant mecha fights when?

>> No.11585081

>>11583885
Usa vs japan already.

Was an absolute retard shitshow...

>> No.11585089

>>11583853
I think we'd all fair well enough with a descent community and adds to keep it running.