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what to do until singularity Anonymous Mon Oct 29 19:59:29 2018 No.11572051 [Reply] [Original]

I'm bored bros. I think we've got a decent chance at singularity but fucking when is it gonna happen and what in the fuck are we supposed to do in the meantime? Cryptos been pretty dead, I feel unfulfilled unless I got some sort of side hustle going. What are you guys doing to fill the void?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:06:47 2018 No.11572128 Lifting

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:19:58 2018 No.11572285 >>11572051 Buying Instagram THOTS for sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:21:45 2018 No.11572310 >>11572051 I grow potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:25:12 2018 No.11572345 Just edge yourself but don't climax until LINK is $1000.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 22:27:06 2018 No.11573573 >>11572345 This is what the smart contract team is doing iirc

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 22:28:47 2018 No.11573584

>>11572345
>>11573573
if you were here in October you'd know that edging is a cornerstone of the SmartContract.com company. There is no hype, only energy spent towards working on the product. In fact edging was what Sergey focused on for his Philosophy degree. This explains why partnerships are being kept secret and the suddenness of the inevitable singularity. When the singularity happens, be sure to open the Citizen app if you live in the SF bay area and look for an incident titled "office building flooded with semen" as Sergey et al will no longer be able to contain themselves. Sergey will blow the biggest load though as he's expressed a greater propensity of a hard on for decentralization. In fact in his interviews the first word Sergey says to candidates is "decentralization." No sentences or words around it. He looks intensely at their crotch, and if the candidate doesn't get wet or hard in 30 seconds the candidate is rejected.
With this information the reasoning is clear: a significant partnership has been secured, and the smartcontract team has been vigorously doing laundry or buying new underwear. This isn't sustainable however because the massive volume of pre cum will ruin the dry cleaning machines. It's only a matter of time until the laundromats find out whats going on. Hence it is a race against ejaculation, and a rigorous mental battle to keep their enthusiasm in check.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 22:40:47 2018 No.11573678 >>11572051 Satashi Sergey Nakamoto Nazarov Will be unveiling main net on the 10th anniversary he unveiled bitcoin on the 9th of January 2019

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