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[Anonymous No.11565581]

/biz/ I opened a 529 plan
how should I allocate my funds

>vanguard aggressive college date fund
>vanguard moderate college date fun
>S&P500 index

with a 20 year (or more) college date fund I did 100% aggressive

I'm planning on doing 25/wk or so.

[KuriGohan and Kamehameha No.11565602]

>>11565581
When I was a young goy
My boomer took me into the city
To see a shilling band
He said Zoom when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the bagholders
The Bulls, and the Bears?
He said, will you defeat them
You Bankers and all the no-coiners?

The fuds that they have made?
Because one day I'll leave you
A bobo to lead you in the bear market
To join the Pajeet parade

When I was a young goy
My boomer took me into the city
To see a shilling band
He said Zoom when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the bagholders
The Bulls, and the Bears?

Sometimes I get the feeling
Pajeet's watching over me
And other times I feel like I should shill
And through it all
The rise and fall
The Boomers in the streets
And when you're gone, we want jew all to know

We'll Hodlem on, we'll Hodlem on
And though you're JUSTED and suicidal, believe me
Your bags will carry on
Pajeet's carry on
And in my portfolio I can't contain it
The devs won't explain it

A market that sends you reeling
From decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will fud us all
So paint it red
And take it back
Let's AHHHHH loud and clear
Shilling to the end
We hear the call

To HODLEM on
We'll HODLEM on
And though you're JUSTED and suicidal, believe me
Your bags will carry on
Pajeet's carry on
And though you're JUSTED and suicidal
Your Asian girlfriend marches (anon why did you spend all our money on internet funny money?)

On and on, we carry through the fears
(poo, poo, poo)
Disappointed faces of your parents
(pee, pee, pee)

Take a look at me
'Cause I have lost it all
shill or die
You'll never make me
sell my bags!
You will never fud my spirit!
You can try
You'll never break me

We wanna all
We want to shill this coin
Won't explain
Or say I'm sorry
I'm Indian
I'm gonna show my Lambo
Give a cheer
For all the bagholders

Listen here
Because it's who we are
I'm just a Pajeet
I'm not a human
Just a bagholder who had to sing this song
I'm just a Pajeet
I'm not a human
I don't care

[Anonymous No.11565848]

[Anonymous No.11566021]

>>11565602