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>never had sex before
>begin to get curious what a blowjob feels like
>read some guides online about how to give myself a blowjob
>gained over 50 lbs since my younger days
>convince myself everything will probably be okay
>lay down a towel on my bed, lift my legs up above my head
>begin to walk my legs down backwards along the wall.
>lift my head up to suck
>hear a crack and immense pain real sharp pain.

That was yesterday. Guys I went to my chiropractor today and he said I pulled some muscle in my spine. I forget the name of it. Either way I really am scared here because I work in construction and I needed my body to be able to pay the bills. I am going to call in sick today and am dreading the phone call to my Forman.

I told my chiropractor I was lifting the barbecue up the back stairs with a friend. He said from his estimates I might be off work for as long as 2 months. I'm going to be fucking ruined if this happens as rent Is in 1 week.

I come to you guys today to tell me which coin I can go all in on for a quick x2. I have a total of $4000 left over from buying up at $16k per btc and have just held it for the long term. Is there a quick coin you guys can suggest I can double my $4000 into 8k? I usually come here because you guys know the answer to everything. So please tell me what to do.

>> No.11563136

>>11563128

See a doctor ASAP

You could have an injury much worse than you think based on how loud the snap was.

>> No.11563165

>>11563128
0xBTC

>> No.11563179
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11563179

>>11563128
lmao

>> No.11563190

the absolute state of /biz/

>> No.11563192

>works construction
>doesn't have money saved up

Nice larp faggot

>> No.11563203

>>11563128
Buy Pedity... alpha about to be released and it's going to go through the roof. Easy 2x or more

>> No.11563209

>>11563128
Reddit larper
Sage desu

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11563254

I've heard this bullshit "tried to suck my own dick and broke my back" story before. Lots of keks however

>> No.11563547

>>11563128
Fake: this is old pasta.
Gay: tried to suck a man's dick.

>> No.11564534

real and hetero-pilled

>> No.11564731

just tell your boss exactly what happened. he will respect your honesty, I'm sure

>> No.11564791

>>11563192
>works construction
>a virgin

>> No.11564821

>>11563128

>works construction
>doesnt shag prozzies

at least try to make your larp convincing

>> No.11564847

REN, buy up to $0.04 , sell at $0.1