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11561841 No.11561841 [Reply] [Original]

Is there anything more disgusting than seeing people try to “network”. Just saying the word makes me wanna throw up.

>> No.11561856

there should be bait networking events where they lock the doors and gas everyone

>> No.11561907

>>11561841
It's a fake thing for fake people wearing smiles and pretending to be friends when everyone knows it's all an act to get money and work from each other, but no one dare breaks the charade for whatever reason.

>> No.11561923

>>11561856
That made me laugh, just the mental picture.
>”Well hello there Stacie, haven’t seen you in a while. How are things going over at the firm? What’s that smell....?”

>> No.11561999

>>11561907
is it hyper normieism? this total weird charade trying to get into each others wallets

i cant stand that shit

>> No.11562039

jesus would never network for money
the jews are always afraid of the truth

>> No.11562216
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>>11561841

>I like networking
>It further's my career and helps me grow as a professional
>My boss will be very impressed
>I want to feel irreplaceable to my boss

>> No.11562233

I shadowed a salesman once and it was awful. He struck up a convo withbtoms of people on the way to the Destinations. He was like "you gotta talk to everyone man, even the guys in the garage. You never know what kind of data you can get from them that can help you in your sales pitch"

>> No.11562240

>>11561841
Well said OP. A valid point in times like these.

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>>11562216
>Make hay while the sun shines

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>>11562233

>You never know what kind of data you can get from them that can help you in your sales pitch

>> No.11562258

>>11561841
I hate it so much that I'm basically a NEET because I refuse to do it. I want to work again though so I will have to bite the bullet eventually and go full NPC, and that thought makes me pretty depressed.

>> No.11562283

>>11562233
>salesman
Very slimy people most of the time. Slimy sycophants who pretend to be your best friend before pushing you aside when they see your boss.

>> No.11562323

itt people who don't want to rule the industry they work in

>> No.11562326

>>11561856
LOOOOOOOOL XD XD :P

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>Networking is for NPCs
>Meeting new people is pointless despite that being the main way to get ahead in life
>I'm not an NPC because I post pictures of frogs on an online image board filled with incel weebs
>Haha look at all those NPCs, am I right guys?

>> No.11562353

>>11562323
Smells like incels to me

>> No.11562357

>>11562339

100% accurate, thank you

>> No.11562359

>>11562338
you ever in your life met a genuinely wealthy person who loved this faggot

my experience is a lot of high debt individuals who think having a debt owed on an asset makes them asset rich because they get some access to the asset

>> No.11562368

>>11562323
>itt people who don't want to rule the industry they work in
Why be a master when you can do away with the idea and toss the whole system out of the window? I'm tired of facing constant contradictions everywhere I go where some fucking jackass tells me this and that about community, traditional values, or even the precariousness of the white race, then they turn around and promote this psychopathic money grubbing behavior where they compete and destroy other people and treats people merely as a means to some ignoble and debased end.

>> No.11562374

>>11561999
>hypernormieism
sincere participation in unnecessary social customs without any apparent self awareness or soulful detachment from the behavior

>> No.11562377

>>11562368
not everyone is the same person anon
you need to remember that

>> No.11562390

>tfw have social anxiety and that's probably why I don't network so I don't have a job
I hate this aspect of the industry. What happened to applying for a position? These days everyone gets a job through this psuedo nepotism

>> No.11562393

>>11562374
Unnecessary topkek.
50% of Gigs/Projects/Jobs in the tech industry are mediated by one's network.

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>>11562339
>>11562357
>>11562323

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>>11562410

>> No.11562439

>>11562377
>>not everyone is the same person anon
>you need to remember that
That good old defense usually happens when a dozen people in group A incoherently presents several conflicting counterarguments against one person in group B.
>You shouldn't argue against that point like that since not everyone else believes in it
>Although I personally do not agree with this belief, I will remain silent on this allow it to propagate and take hold among others

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>>11562434

>> No.11562454

>>11562434

You sure you're in the right place normie?

>> No.11562460

>>11562390
I dont know. Maybe it might look something like this.
>Hiring would be a lot easier if we did everything online and electronically
>Oh fuck there's 50,000 applicants
>oh well, I'll just ask around the office if they know someone.
Or maybe not.

>> No.11562467

>>11562439
hypocrisy is natural qq moar

>> No.11562468

>>11562454
Since I'm a halfblood I'm never in the right place, thanks for the reminder

>> No.11562488

>>11562467
>hypocrisy is natural
That's just being lazy and being wasteful of those other "natural" things like the faculty of reasoning. So between hypocrisy and reason what pertains to your essence?