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>straight khv, need money to pay for college
>make account on grindr, upload shirtless photo (without face) and say I'm looking for "generous" guys on my profile
>50 y/o guy sends me dick pic and face pic, offers to pay 200 euro
>tell him I don't have any experience and don't want to do anal
>says we can just kiss and do oral
>go to his house, nervous as fuck, he starts to take his clothes off and I do the same
>he asks if we can kiss, I say I don't want to, but I let him kiss my chest
>asks me to suck him off, which I do for ten minute until he cums
>then he sucks me off and I cum after a few minutes
>after he asks me regular questions like what I'm studying, where I live, etc.
>I go home and feel like shit
>he wants to meet again

I feel so shit after doing this, even thought about killing myself last night. But 200 euro for under an hour of work is amazing. Any other prostitutes here who can share their experiences?

>> No.11543642

>>11543633
>50 y/o guy

how bad did his cock smell?

my cock smells bad...

>> No.11543650

>>11543633
So you made 200 euro an hour.

Whats there to be sad about?

>> No.11543655

>>11543633

> i came
> straight

>> No.11543666

>>11543633
Never going to make it

>> No.11543670

>>11543633
You're never going to be the same again, but that apply tho everything you do. But be sure to never bring something that can identify you. Leave your wallet and phone home. If you need the phone, get a dedicated phone for this with no personal info. Also never do this in your local town where you can be recognized by your clients.


t. hetro fag who did this for free because craving human contact

>> No.11543674

>>11543642
I didn't smell or have a bad taste (apart from the cum), I guess he had a shower).

>>11543655
It was just the mechanical stimulation that made me cum, not because I was aroused by him. I'd probably cum if I stuck my dick in a melon, doesn't mean I'm attracted to melons.

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>>11543633
Only one thing left to do faggot

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>>11543633
What's going on in this thr-
Oh dear god... What in the hell is this thread?
Kneepads are a meme, you're not supposed to actually do that.
Being a faggot is one thing but being a whore will destroy your psyche.
Is degrading yourself for peanuts worth it?
Fuck no.
Repent & accept christ, stop degrading yourself and being a degenerate.
1488

>> No.11543739

>>11543730
My thoughts exactly

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>>11543633

>10 months ago we were picking out lambo colors

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>>11543633
HOLY FUCK DON'T DO THIS AGAIN YOU DUMBASS THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN SUCKING AND FUCKING YOU DON'T HAVE TO SUCK OFF AND KISS OLD HAIRY MEN JUST FIND SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE TO WTF WHAT IF TESLA OR NEWTON SPENT THEIR TIME SUCKING OFF OLD PEOPLE INSTEAD OF WORKING ON SHIT PLEASE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND FIND SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE TO DO, FUCK

>> No.11543761

>>11543633
Didn't you use condom? What if the old man had herpes, HIV or shit like that (hint gays have a lot of STD:s)

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>>11543750

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>>11543750
Nigger I'm designing my castle.
>>11543753
This.

>> No.11543784
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11543784

repent

>> No.11543795

>>11543633
>I feel so shit after doing this, even thought about killing myself last night.

The more you do it the more pieces of your soul you'll lose until you're a dead-eyed husk of a human. Have some more self respect and only accept money if you've earned it through your labor and not by turning yourself into a sex puppet for boomers.

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>>11543633
>straight khv
>suck him off, which I do
>he sucks me off

>straight
not anymore you're not

>> No.11543965

Only 4999 more dicks left to make it

>> No.11543971

>>11543753
good post fren

>> No.11543990

is probably downhill from here,you are going to start with cocaine and other drugs till you really hit rock bottom

RIP OP

>> No.11543994
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11543994

>>11543670
> hetro
> sucked dicks for free because lonely
This can’t be real.

>> No.11544000

He paid you 400 link for an hour's work. That's a small house.

>> No.11544010
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>>11544000
Can we please stop this fud? 10k*400= 4MM. That’s not a small house.

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>>11543633
was it anything like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBq0kLXm1tg

>> No.11544026

>>11543994
200 euro idiot read thread

>> No.11544037
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11544037

Damm Anon that is some good money.

If you have 5 fellas you could please a week you could make 1000 euros and live comfortably.

You could charge extra for anal as well.

dress up like the cute little cum slut you are.

>> No.11544038

Meme magic is real. 1k link is coming.

>> No.11544048
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>>11544026
How about you read the comment I replied to first?

>> No.11544061

>>11543750
kekd

>> No.11544104

>>11543633
>>11543674
Mustafa is that you?
I told you to go to the mosque and ask for donations with the imam.
This is haram what you have done and a big sin.

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>>11543994
I know it's hard to understand, but after 10 years with no skin to skin contact it becomes a real option. Even for hetro guys

>> No.11544122

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>> No.11544139
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>>11544115
This is so true :(

>> No.11544244

>>11544104
Astaghfirullah Mustafa, repent for your sins insha'allah God will forgive you brother. Meet me at the alleyway behind the mosque I will show you how to repent ;)

>> No.11544293

>>11544022
Faggots need to be exterminated

>> No.11544330

>>11544115
You know there are prostitutes who will cuddle with you afterwards, right?

>> No.11544336

>>11544330
what about before? and during? ;_;

>> No.11544352

>>11543633

I really hope this is a joke. You gave away a piece of your soul and scarred yourself forever for what? 200$? You did something irreversible that will affect you forever. This is a really bad, dark path. Any money made by degrading yourself or others is really not worth it. You will realize it all eventually anyways.

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>>11543633
lmao or you can just get a node and make it

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>>11543674
>It was just the mechanical stimulation that made me cum, not because I was aroused by him

>> No.11544415

>>11543750
underrated

>> No.11544416
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11544416

>It was just the mechanical stimulation that made me cum, not because I was aroused by him

>> No.11544418

>>11543633
It's ok man, nothing you do will matter when this shit ends.

>> No.11544433

>>11543633
kys faggot

>> No.11544437

This thread is full of nice people... warms my heart seeing everyone try to cheer this guy up instead of the usual >kys faggot.

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11544461

>>11544437
t. the biggest faggot of /biz/

>> No.11544463

>>11543730
Your psyche is really brittle if you can't fucking suck a couple dicks without destroying your personal sense of identity.

>> No.11544490

>>11544463
1488
fuck you Jacob

>> No.11544497

>>11544463
Mr shekelberg payroll != salty coins&milk

>> No.11544505
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11544505

>>11543633
Did you at least say 'no homo' when you were done?

>> No.11544510

>>11543633
real and gay

>> No.11544537

Holy shit this thread.
What?
I'm going to study ad work harder so I don't do this.

>> No.11544550

>>11543633
kek thats ballsy op
just see the trauma youve induced as opportunity cost and be sure to use that money wisely
one day you will laugh about this

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>>11543666

>> No.11544576

>>11544550
No kneepad expense either
Niggas be hustlin

>> No.11544578

This shit can't be real. No fucking way just no. Didn't you think like "hey maybe I'll go rob some shit"? Like seriously the first thing you thought about was sucking dick for money. Maybe you are a fag? But yea my point is that you should kys.

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>>11544461
yeah, well at least I'm a rich faggot.

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>>11544463
t. Illiterate.
I said being a prostitute is damaging to the psyche

>> No.11544602

holy shit this is tragic
fucking gross you put an old dude's dick in your mouth bro

>> No.11544616

>>11544579
Hey faggot that was bullshit.

>> No.11544623
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>>11544579
>no audio
Muh dota

>> No.11544627

>>11544602
this
It wasn't even a cute and feminine one it was a 50 year old man's
INNOCENCE LOST

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11544640

>>11544437
>kys

>> No.11544643

>>11543633
were you hard when he sucked you off?

You can potentially make a lot from this is you play it right. next time you should charge extra for being sucked off

If it makes you feel any better, 200e for just bj is quite good, most hoes have to fuck to get that amount in that time

>> No.11544680

>>11544643
this, if I was still a cute twink and hadn't spent the last 2 years injecting myself with hormones and steroids I would do it myself.

>> No.11544712
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11544712

ok /biz/
would u suck "her" dick for 200 eur if "she" sucked urs after?

>> No.11544729

>>11543633

The Knee-pads meme was a joke m8

>> No.11544732
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11544732

>>11544712
That kid is underage pedo faggot

>> No.11544738

>>11544712
Yep.

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>>11544680
Dude wut

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>>11544712
>200 eur

I'd pay more than that

>> No.11544753

>>11544743
LOL

>> No.11544770

I did this once to pay the rent, tho I had to do anal too. He was a gross obese banker.

>> No.11544781

>>11544770
Porky is real

>> No.11544792

>>11544743
based and redpilled

>> No.11544836

>>11543633

You gonna get aids bruh

>> No.11544850

>>11544836

you don't get HIV from blowjobs dummy

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>>11544850
except u do and you can.

>> No.11544865

I won't lie. I'm hard.

>> No.11544869
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>>11543666
Thanks, Satan.
OP will an hero if I get digits.

>> No.11544876

>>11543633

>straight men on /biz/ now literally sucking dicks for money

We are definitely at despair now. Bull run 2019?

>> No.11544887

Just realized OP was a dude. Still hard. Wtf...

>> No.11544903

>>11543633
That's more that 200x RRP. Well done, OP.

>> No.11544904
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11544904

Good job OP, now join the chain.

>> No.11544927

Anon do you realize how serious gay cum is? If that hit the back of your throate wew lad do I feel bad for you

>> No.11544939 [DELETED] 

>>11544876
to themoon

>> No.11544943

>>11543674
>I'd probably cum if I stuck my dick in a melon, doesn't mean I'm attracted to melons.
Yes it does.

>> No.11544965
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11544965

>>11543633
OP, did you really, honestly exhaust all other options before prostitution? For instance, in my experience there are hundreds of weird charities and bursaries that can give you full or partial grants towards tuition. I'd never heard of most of the weird foundations and organizations that were offering money, it's crazy. Some have weird stipulations about who qualifies (I saw one where you have to write an essay and have an interview with the board about how you're deserving), but it's at least worth looking.

Shit, if you're desperate enough to whore yourself out to men then why not pretend to be gay, see if there are LGBT charities that'll help? Or pretend to be religious or a minority or what the fuck ever qualifies you for help. What you're doing comes with way too many risks to be worth the payoff - STDs, risk of violence, reputation damage if you're identified... you're better off trying to find ways to reduce your college burden than scrambling for cash like this. Take care of yourself.

>> No.11544985

>>11544965
Well, he can't unsuck that one dick, can he? Might as well go all the way and suck 4999 more dicks.

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11544989

>op isekai'd into a NTR doujin complete with greasy old men and involuntary orgasm
>IF YOU DO THAT I'LL GO CRAZY tier

>> No.11544992

>>11543674
Midnight Melon Mounter detected.

>> No.11545008

>>11543642
the fuck? If you have a good hygiene age doesn't matter.

>> No.11545012

>>11544336
You're paying them, they'll do almost whatever you want. Geez, you're just a closeted gay.

>> No.11545051

Finally, some real /biz/ instead of cryptoshit

>> No.11545073

>>11544965
Sucking dicks > writing essays

>> No.11545074

>>11543633
Don't worry OP, it's not gay if you don't swallow.

>> No.11545105

>>11544463
your personality is really brittle if sucking your dick a couple of times won't destroy your fucktoy's sense of identity

>> No.11545172

>>11543633
Dude only 4999 blowjobs left and you are an millionaire

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11545186

>>11543655
eye laffed

>> No.11545199

>>11544505
if he forgot, then im afraid he's homosexual

>> No.11545245

Dude Ill be honest with you, sucking cock would be ok if you werent a virgin or at least had experience with women, or if you were confident enough to claim to be bi and tell everyone you sleep with man and women

however, you were a virgin and sucked an old mans dick for money

shits pretty dark

rip

By the way, marlon brando enjoyed sucking cock and he could make a woman cum by just looking her in the eyes. Can you, OP?

>> No.11545296

I’m gay/conventionally attractive, when i was 21 i downloaded seeking arrangement and let an old guy suck me off twice, didn’t even touch his dick or kiss him. Only difference is I got $500, a round trip first class ticket to Las Vegas, a $300 meal and him telling me that he’d fly me out anywhere i wanted in the world. Never did it b/c prostitution wasn’t for me, but i don’t regret the experience at all.

As a straight male you really sucked some crusty old guy dick for $200? You done fucked up.

>> No.11545301

suckin dick for 2 monero

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>>11543750

>> No.11545407

>>11543633
You got 200 euro's faggot. Keep it up. Only 5,000 times before you become a millionaire.

>> No.11545491

>>11543633
I wonder what a janitor would think, when they read threads like these. I bet they don't even laugh because they'd be so numbed to 4chan.

>> No.11545538

>>11545491
Janitors are being recruited from within community. No reason to think they have thinner skins than the rest.

>> No.11545558

>>11544588
And I'm saying you're fucking retarded any kind of physical labor is using your body for a service. The only difference here is the "sanctity of your orifices"

But muh mom sed if I get cum in my throat Im a fag :( 4chan won't love me if I take a bit of cummies for some tendy munies :(

>> No.11545586

>>11543633
I play with guys because it's fun, but never old men. They are not all there in their head, have a much much higher rate of std's, and know they can get away with semi-raping you, by pushing into boundaries you explicitly said you didn't want to do, or keep going if you're tell them to stop. What are you going to do, call the cops and out yourself in a long and expensive trial?

OP's is a much more dangerous situation because now you've both prostitution. This legally makes it harder for you and let's the guy know you are struggling financially. If this isn't just a larp, beg for money on the streets, not in the sheets.

>> No.11545604

>>11543633
Son. You need to go to a good church and have a long talk. Then you need to accept Jesus and choose to be born again. It's the only way.

Lord have mercy.

>> No.11545687

OP, may Lord free you from the sins you dont you even know cursed you.

>> No.11545748

>>11543650
200 in 10 minutes

>> No.11545770

>>11543633
The absolute state of /biz

>> No.11545870

That's fucking disgusting

>> No.11545904
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11545904

Hey op I've been there too. I've done it multiple times In The past I just shut off my emotions when I did this. It eventually turned me into an empty "man". Was not worth. Right now I'm making good progress though I'm doin real good. just remember op it's never too late even if you did sell your self. It's disgusting. You'll carry that weight

>> No.11545925

>>11543633
there will be some shitcoinmarine undercutting you by 50% then 75% then 90% then the grave

>> No.11545927

>>11544850
You should go get yourself checked

>> No.11545934

>>11543633
You only have to do it another 4999 times and you'll be a millionaire.

>> No.11545967

>>11545904
You only feel disgusted with yourself because you choose to. Gobble that cum, kiddo.

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11545998

>>11543750
You can still pick out different kneepads.

>> No.11546005

>>11543750
kekimus maximus

>> No.11546018

>>11543676
Has anyone actually done this?

>> No.11546081

>>11546018
Nah, the force wouldn't be strong enough to do it. Especially with the spine. You'd probably just cut the throat and bleed everywhere

>> No.11546088

Fucking degenerate

>> No.11546109

Life won't ever be the same >>11543633

>> No.11546136

at least the expense for Zinc supplements is no longer required since cumguzzling covers that well

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>>11545998
Underrated

>> No.11546173

>>11545051
Atleast he made some money.

>> No.11546338

>>11546173
From KHV to a cocksucker in a split second

>> No.11546367

>>11543750
Kek. Fuck what has this board come to?

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>>11543633
Anon I... I can't believe u did this. You're better than this and you know it. Just be a wagecuck at wherever you can be and invest everything into Chainlink. You'll be very wealthy in just a few short years and you don't have to be a faggot in the process. If you're just larping and wanting to have a prostitute thread then pic related.

>> No.11546701

This thread is a buy signal if I ever saw one

>> No.11546743

>>11543633
You're a True winner, after 600 more dicks you'll have 21 bitcoin.

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>>11543750
Wow - thanks for the laugh

>> No.11546793

>>11543633
eh...don’t kill yourself anon. but if something makes you feel like shit you need to fix it yourself. people have been through a lot worse than you....believe it

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>>11546743
>only 600 dicks to join the world elite

>> No.11546858

Call into the talk show host Dave Ramsey and give him this copy pasta. Everyone in this thread will pay you 20$ in btc or ETH

>> No.11546887

>>11543633
Why the fuck? I have been broke and homeless before and would never even consider this. Enjoy being a gigolo I guess...

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>>11546743
This sounds too easy...joining the future world elite

>> No.11547161

>>11543633
Sounds like you're making it OP
Don't listen to /biz

>> No.11547163

I, uh... I got a semi. No homo

>> No.11547187

>>11543633
>>I go home and feel like shit
I wonder, is this how the escorts I fuck feel?

>> No.11547267

>>11543633
shit dude, i sucked a guy off for 10$, i was like 18 and he was 30ish, he had a weird cock so it wasnt really enjoyable, never did it again

looking back now i should've charged more but i was a total poorfag back then

>> No.11547320

>>11543633
Mate I would deepthroat and swallow twice in a row for 200 euros, the fuck's wrong with you? Keep doing it and get tested weekly, thankfully it's not hard to get diseased via swallowing.

>> No.11547340

>>11546943
it shatters your soul piece by piece, except you're not voldemort so you'll never get them back

>> No.11547375

>>11547320
this basically, for 200$ i would suck many many rows of dick

>> No.11547377

>>11544330
Where I live it's easier to get a cock to suck than a decent prostitute

>> No.11547451

>>11547377
Better a trash prostitute than a man

>> No.11547472
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>>11547451
Absolutely, that's why I'm a KHV at 25. I will go to Japan sooner or later and get Anri tier babes

>> No.11547498

>>11547472
Gook girls are ugly as fuck and most of them only stay with gook guys

>> No.11547505

>>11547498
I never said I wouldn't be paying for their company lol, always wanted to bang some JAV girls

>> No.11547511

>>11546795
that's like 2 a day for a year, not even that bad

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>>11544463

>> No.11547528

>>11547505
>I never said I wouldn't be paying for their company lol
As I said, most wouldn't fuck a weeb.
Pornstarts are more expensive too

>> No.11547533

>>11544352
>Any money made by degrading yourself
which is pretty much any job.
Consider the degradation/$$$ ratio

>> No.11547560

>>11543750
KEK

>> No.11547576

>>11543633
Please don't ever do this again, you are worth more than any amount of money. Take care of yourself, and if you do think about doing such a stupid thing again, make sure you slap yourself and take a cold shower to extinguish that thought

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>>11543633
Thoughts on this bvll market?

>> No.11547715

>>11547613
Whities are bullish on BBC
It's a bubble though

>> No.11547988

>>11547613
pic source?

>> No.11547998

>>11547472
OP on the left

>> No.11548010

Straight white dude here but would suck a fellow white dude until he blew his creamy nut in my throat for free.

>not enjoying the sensation of a throbbing cock at the point of ecstasy pulsating in your mouth

Why even live

>> No.11548037

>>11543674
yeah nah... you're gay or at least bi. there is zero chance I could cum or even get hard with a dude. just the thought of it is making my dick shrivel up like a raisin. gross.

>> No.11548072

>>11545333
>Fat Kevin did nothing wrong

>> No.11548083

>>11543633
dude get tested, this guy is 50+, hes lived through the eighties and maybe seventies as a gay man. Hes got something the only auestion is what. You need truveda right now and from now on if youre gona sell your tight pink twink taint this you need to make sure they have test results dated from that week no exception.

Also I am calling market bottom here. This is about as clear a sign of depression and despair as I can imagine.

>> No.11548094

>>11548037
that's a bold statement; a blind test would probably prove otherwise

>> No.11548111

>>11548083

This is why I haven't tried sucking a dick yet. Gay dudes are dirty fucking degenerate, would feel more 100% more comfortable giving a bro-job to a straight dude.

>> No.11548113

>>11548083
You are quite knowledgeable about all this..

>> No.11548125

>>11546081
Wrong. you can find a "table of drops" developed by executioners in the olden days. It told you how much slack to leave in the rope based on the person's weight, with the goal of dropping them far enough to snap the neck cleanly but not rip the head off the body. If you have yourself a good 15 feet of free fall and used very strong wire, i think you'd have a good chance of being successful.

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>>11543633
an old dude use to pay me to do the same thing. except he fucked me... and i liked it.... easy money LOL

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>>11543750

>> No.11548345

>>11543633
Terrible thing to read, hope your coins moon and you can emerge from that bad situation.

>> No.11548505

>>11547613
>those noses

Jewish women love BBC

>> No.11548567

>>11543633
Sorry to hear about that, OP. Hopefully you didn't catch anything. You should probably find other profit avenues. I've known guys who do prostitution. They make bank and the shit they do doesn't emotionally/psychologically scar them. However, it obviously isn't for everyone.

>> No.11549195

>>11543750
And now you’re picking out kneepad color

>> No.11549429

Anyone who puts up their dignity for sale is a worthless piece of shit that should commit suicide.

>> No.11549506

>>11549429
Anyone who draws arbitrary lines in the sand should go commit die. How will you ever come over life.

One day a big black guy is going to put a gun up to your head and say suck my toes or I'll fucking blow your brains out. You don't do it and you get your head blown off.

Your mum is gonna be like at least he died with dignity, the man will be locked away and tell them that he just needed his toes sucked and you'll be remembered as the boy who refused to suck a toe to stay alive.

More importantly you'll be dead, this guy will have 200 euro for sucking dick and you won't even have the opportunity to hold a shitty opinion on the matter.

Go commit die

>> No.11549575

>>11549506
Holy feces what a shit argument.

>> No.11549975

>>11549506
You're basically saying
>when presented with a serious enough threat, do anything to survive no matter the cost

Sometimes lines have to be drawn. By your logic you're surviving "just to survive", it's like working a job you hate for 65 years until you're an old crippled man on his deathbed, and saying "at least I slaved through life and survived!" before you collapse and die. Very noble, very successful, very retarded.

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>>11543750
Gotta have opposites, light and dark and dark and light, in painting. It’s like in life. Gotta have a little sadness once in awhile so you know when the good times come. I'm waiting on the good times now.

>> No.11550315

>>11549506
why would a big black guy put a gun to my head when there are no black guys in my town, or anywhere nearby for that matter.
why are there black guys putting guns to your head in general desu
sound like you're trying to justify being a faggot

>> No.11550322

turbo gay

>> No.11550387

this thread is terrible
but 200 euros is 200 euros

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>be biznessman.
>I'm gonna make a fortune selling magical internet money.
>oh, fuck, it all went to hell.
>I'll sell junk electronics.
>oh no, it was all junk. Who'd have thought!?
>let's play the lottery.
>oh no, I lost.
>let's live in a van during winter. I'm sure this will save me lots of money.
>oh no, winter's fucking cold.
>I know. I'll suck dick for a living.
>oh no! I SUCKED DICK FOR A LIVING!
>at least I finally have some money.

Biz. Never change.

>> No.11551607

Wtf is this. /Biz literally sucking cock because crypto is so down this year. Lmao.

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>>11543633
I never forget a blowjob.
How about you OP, remember your first BJ?
How long did it take for the guy to cum?
hehehehehe

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>>11543633
>Any other prostitutes here who can share their experiences?
man, the state of /biz/

btc needs to do something, before this board turns int /prostitution/

>> No.11551737

>>11543633
you sold your dignity for the price of a shitty budget phone, that or you re gay and looked for an excuse to duck sick

>> No.11551866

OP please tell me you won't do this again. It's not worth damaging your self-worth. Damaging your self-worth will make you more vulnerable to be taken further advantage of. Come on man, you're on a board dedicated to figuring out how to make money. Take advantage of the board, not let yourself be taken advantage of.

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>>11551866

>board to make money.
>don't let yourself be taken advantage of.

>> No.11551911

>>11543750

Kek

>> No.11551914

>>11543633
You made your first 200 euro sucking cock don't stop there.

>> No.11552112

>>11544579
he's actually pretty hot, i'd let him fuck my ass and use my mouth to drain all the cum out of his high test balls

>> No.11552122

>>11543633
Invest that money into HRT and twinkify/trapify your body and earn way more money from "straight" guys

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>>11543633
you are now famous op

>>11552143
>>11552143
>>11552143
>>11552143
>>11552143

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t-this has to be bait

>> No.11552279

>>11543633
NOOAOOOO!OO!O!ONOSFNOSDFOSODNFEONOOOO!O!O!O!O!O!OO!O!OO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!! NO! !NO!O N!O!NO! NO!!NO!!NO !N!O!NO!. I would work 20 hours just to see you not give that blowjob

>> No.11552626

>>11547613
They're literally smiling because of Death. "Haha, he could totally kill me!" "I want to fuck that because I'm inferior"

>> No.11553614

>>11543965
Top kek

>> No.11554104

>>11544505
technically he has to say ot during, preferably each time he gets pumped/mumble while throatpumped

>> No.11554135

>>11543965
only if he swallows