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IN THE STOCK MAR-

....Oh.

>> No.11539655

>>11539627
noh no noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.11539672
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How's everyone been enjoying this slow month long global market crash? Pretty comfy watching the dead cat bounce every few days

>> No.11539684

Can't wait for black monday next week.

Boomers gonna burn.

>> No.11539825

>>11539684
can't wait until red january. first quarter of next year will be red. full blown sell mode.

>> No.11539837

>>11539627
literally just accumulating cash right now. Also how do I get into crypto without getting my shit hacked?

>> No.11539912

my biggest concern at this point what if the fdic insurance defautls?? i have 400k in cash fdic protected (or the equivalent for the trading accounts). imagine waking up one day and all your money is gone. maybe i should buy gold and bury it in my backyard. or maybe invest in real estate. anything and everything can lose value though. fucking hell

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> buying amazon is like free money am I right

>> No.11539972

>>11539837
you dont deserve crypto if you think accumulating cash is the way to go in a crash

>> No.11539997

>>11539912
look at all those stacks of cash in venezuela

you can bury your money and be like that in 20 years

>> No.11539999

>>11539912
>my biggest concern at this point what if the fdic insurance defautls??

it's all canned goods and ammunition at that point anyway

>> No.11540030

>>11539999
CHECKED and correct

If the FDIC defaults, the dollar goes full Weimar and even precious metals might not be a good store of value, at least not for a few years while broiling chaos destroys civilization

>> No.11540051

>>11539999

The chaos deity has spoken. All-in on Remington and Mountain House.

>> No.11540065

>>11539912
>maybe invest in real estate. anything and everything can lose value though. fucking hell
If you own a structure and land people can live in it will have the same intrinsic value no matter what. How much fiat it's worth doesn't mean shit as long as you don't go underwater with a shitty investment.

>> No.11540078

Why would stock market crash cause banks to go bankrupt ? Aren't they the middlemen ?

Even if it does, just devaluing fiat to the point it's shit, then payback the insured flat amount always worked in other countries. So basically they will steal from every us citizen again.

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>>11539999
>mfw went long on Busch's Baked Beans

>> No.11541007

>>11540078
banks leverage
you put $100 in and they loan out $1000

>> No.11541051

Reminder it went up 7% yesterday so it didnt actually move

>> No.11541062

>>11541007
America is literally owned by the Chinese
>FED is controlled by the Banks
>Every single big banks are partly owned by Chink shareholders
>Chinks own US Money
>Chinks own US debt

Top kek why do you think the FED always raises rates for republicans and reduces rates for democrats? Then democrats can say "Hey look at the economy by giving away free healthcare, walfare to everybody and illegals our economy is booming!

Make no mistake, the Chinese and the Jews own the US and will tank the US economy and everybody in hit to elect another democrat next year.

>> No.11541220

>>11539972
Where do we go? Gold? Silver?