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ELON!? Are you here?

>> No.11539520

>>11539505
we already discovered that you have to post catgirls to summon elon

>> No.11539527

>>11539505
He’s going to jail for fraud after that q3 scam he just pulled. Hello Delorean!

>> No.11539770

Yes I'm here. Don't tell anyone though, especially not reddit, or my stocks will plummet :(

>> No.11539845

>>11539770
Hello frend I need a spacex job

>> No.11539869

>>11539505
How fo we get elon to shill Link? He loves memes and posting ironically on twitter so its possible.

>> No.11539902

>>11539770
What’s next after the model y?

>> No.11539915

>>11539869
fuck off new linker you don’t need to shill link to normies for 1000 eoy

>> No.11539927

>>11539869
Don't need him to shill link fren, just be patient like the rest of us, you moon boy.

>> No.11539971
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11539971

SUMMONING ELON

>> No.11539977

>>11539527
prove it you rekt nark

>> No.11539990

>>11539770
Just let us know that you are in Link too. We know you are smart enough to understand Link staking but please confirm.

>> No.11540007

>>11539527
>t. buttblasted shorter

>> No.11540032
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11540032

>>11539505
Post rare elons/cat girls

>> No.11540043
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11540043

>>11540032

>> No.11540061

>>11539990
Real Elon here. Link is a scam.

>> No.11540064

>>11540032
pretty rad if you ask me

>> No.11540102

post something on your twitter to prove your in the thread

>> No.11540128
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11540128

>>11540043

>> No.11540135
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11540135

>>11540128

>> No.11540144

>>11539915
Elon musk is far from a normie.

>> No.11541193

>>11539527
>what are your puts at?

>> No.11541278

>>11539505
I come here time to time.
You guys wanna do an AMA? I'll post proof on my twitter.

>> No.11541303

>>11541278
Do it main.

>> No.11541306

>>11541278
when you went to queens, how did you like it? surprisingly our little town doesnt remember you were here

>> No.11541317

>>11541278
proof or larp

>> No.11541355

>>11541278

What are your thoughts on underwater living solutions?

>> No.11541369

>>11541278
Liar

>> No.11541387

>>11541278
2/10 for gettin my hopes up since he's active on twitter right now

>> No.11541409

Sorry guys gatta sign off. See you in a few days.

>> No.11541413

>>11541278
LARPING FAGGOT

>> No.11541459
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11541459

>>11539520
k

>> No.11541480

>>11541278
so what's the next step of your master plan, big guy?

>> No.11541491

>>11541409
u wanna suck my musky bfr (big femenine rod)?

>> No.11541526
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11541526

>>11541278
Sure Elon, tell these idiots that you've never heard of Chainlink like you told me in person

>> No.11541557

>>11541278
I want a Model S P90D for Christmas.

>> No.11541612

>>11541278
when are your branching out into hydrogen internal combustion engines?

>> No.11541939

>>11539520
Seriously? Are you lying? (Post proof)

>>11541369
>>11541278
You are probably lying. I feel like this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh45igK4Esw - "Elon Musk: How I Became The Real 'Iron Man' - YouTube"

does not spend or waste time at 4chan or other imageboard websites.

>> No.11542346

>>11541939
Right. The beauty of posting as anon is that everyone is anon. It MIGHT be Elon ITT, but let's looking at it rationally says hell no, it is not.

I've always thought the same thing about the idea that James Franco is a legit pothead. That dude can choke on a dick and die for all I care, but if you have a problem with him being a pothead, I think you're mistaken. The guy's busy. Busy people do not smoke pot.

>> No.11542359

>>11541526
> the most obvious link bagholder / retarded fud larper keeps using this trip
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
YOU STILL HAVE ANONS BEST INTERESTS AT HEART I'LL BET

>> No.11542371

>>11542359
Calm down reddit bitch lasagna.

>> No.11542407

>>11541612
>hydrogen internal combustion engines
Enjoy your hydrogen embrittlement.

>> No.11542416
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11542416

>tfw grimes gf

>> No.11542450

ONE OF US, ONE OF US

>> No.11542597

>>11539505
we all know his tripname is reluctant kneepad girl