h-how

[Anonymous No.11537590]

do you cope with the unironical urge to piss every 20 min after these?

[Anonymous No.11537606]

You don't usually have to per after drinking liquids? Call a doctor

[Anonymous No.11537614]

>>11537590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7-qefZu4vQ

[Anonymous No.11537623]

>>11537590
You're not actually supposed to drink those
>kidding i have 1 a day. No problems peeing tho

[Anonymous No.11537638]

I go pee every 20 minutes, is how I deal with it.

[Anonymous No.11537654]

I have noticed that sometimes Im ok but there are those times when I drink one or two boomer sips and Im literally going to piss every 20 minutes. I just thought that maybe someone has some insight related to-.. idk, maybe drink more water before the sips or whatever

[Anonymous No.11537675]

How come if I drink a coffee I need to take a dump but even with the massive caffeine content in a Monster I only need to piss?

[Anonymous No.11537700]

>>11537675
as far as my research I just tarted 10 min ago goes its the caffeine amount that matters because it stimulates (speeds up) everything in your body so the water intake is proccessed faster into the piss.

[Anonymous No.11537708]

I pee frequently regardless and my bladder doesn't hold much before becoming noticibly uncomfortable. Also my dick barely works due to drug use. How do I fix?

[Anonymous No.11537737]

>>11537708
do that pelvic muscle excersise (you basically pretend you hold an epic urge to piss for 30 sec and repeat)

[Anonymous No.11537758]

>>11537675
Monster is literally destroying your gut. It's not fit for human consumption.

[Anonymous No.11537832]

I prefer the xyzience zero suger sips

[Anonymous No.11537839]

>>11537758
it actually contains many vitamins and ingredients that cannot be found in normal daily diet. You can easily get overdosed with vitamin B but thats no harm. About the sucralose. Well, its better than sugar in so many ways with the only downside being its killing your gut bacteria.. which can be in fact used as a medication. Like in my case I cured my internal inflamation eczma. Just eat some "bio" shit like yoghurt to restore the good bacteria. Overall sipping feels so good that for some people (me included) its just worth the negatives.

[Anonymous No.11537859]

Also guys dont ever drink aspartame... its a literal poison. If you fear the sucralose you can drink regular sugar sips and get fat and ugly.. your choice.

[Anonymous No.11538151]

>>11537700
It might be the caffeine yes. They make me go too. So do those canned starbucks espressos. Home brew coffee is fine though so that's what I sip. Thanks for reading my blog.

[Anonymous No.11538498]

>>11537590
>unironical

>>11537675
>>11537700
Actually the difference is probably due to the MAOI's (monoamine oxidase inhibitors) naturally present in coffee, specifically harmalines like harmala. Same compounds as are found in tobacco leaves, and provide the extra "oomph" to the overall effects profile.

Ever use a vape or ecig (excluding juul's)? If you've ever smoked a real cig you'd notice right away that it doesn't feel the same at all. In fact it's almost more of a thin, "wiry" high compared to the "fuller" and more relaxing effect of a cigarette. Same with chugging a monster vs. a mug of coffee - the latter probably leaves you with a warm "glow" surrounding the sole caffeine buzz that you'd get with monster alone.

That's due to the harmalas. MAO is an enzyme that, as the name implies, oxidizes monoamines in your brain, or in other words, it's the custodian of your neurons, cleaning up and clearing out the stale neurotransmitters lying around in your synapses........like when you bong an entire monster and your adenosine receptors get buttfucked by the caffeine, and release a torrent of dopamine and norepinephrine all over your brain. When you consume a MAOI with the drug, it Inhibits the MonoAmine Oxidase, thereby preventing those chemicals from leaving your brain as usual and thus they continue triggering action potentials across, i.e. you stay high for longer.

That's my pharmacology lesson for today