/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.11534455]

Options bots closing positions editions


>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >> >>11532467

[Anonymous No.11534466]

I N D E X F U N D S

[Anonymous No.11534474]

AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.11534476]

The anime rich portfolio wins again!

[Anonymous No.11534479]

I JUST WOKE UP WHY IS EVERYTHING RED


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.11534482]

>appl, which makes toys for mental children and has no leadership, is worth more than Amazon, which runs the internet, is the only good retailer, has the only good CEO, and is the only disruptive big company
Epic

[Anonymous No.11534489]

>>11534455
First for -15% by end of Nov.

[Anonymous No.11534490]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.11534491]

Any brokers who i can just use paypal with? 3rd time I've tried linking my bank to robinhood and they don't "see" the .02 deposit in the confirmation process

[Anonymous No.11534492]

https://linkto.run/p/28H1FE7B

Fill this is in fellow smgays

[Anonymous No.11534493]

>>11534482
easy. 95% of the population are mental children.

[Anonymous No.11534496]

Green would be nice too

[Anonymous No.11534498]

>>11534479
GDP beat; HODL for the megapump later

[Anonymous No.11534499]

>good retailer

[Anonymous No.11534504]

>I fell for the MSFT meme

[Anonymous No.11534505]

>>11534479
Ids habedin 2008 again

[Anonymous No.11534507]

>>11534455
>tfw shorting AMZN
>tfw parents want me to buy them something from Amazon

[Anonymous No.11534509]

-500 POINTS IN 90 MINUTES WHAT IS THIS SHIT.

[Anonymous No.11534510]

>>11534482
A lot of people think that Amazon will get anti trust cucked bu Trump if Republicans hold the majority

[Anonymous No.11534512]

>>11534504
MSFT is going to get pumped to $130 by xmas. They landed SWIFT on azure.

[Anonymous No.11534516]

>>11534482
people are investing in the ghost of steve jobs

[Anonymous No.11534518]

Tfw my portfolio is ROYT AMZN KTOS MSFT and some shitty dutch oil company.

Wew lads dark times.

[Anonymous No.11534520]

how i survive in shrumpfs america now??

[Anonymous No.11534521]

GOLD JUST SHOT UP

[Anonymous No.11534522]

buybots will come on right before the circuit breaker hits

[Anonymous No.11534525]

b-bros?

[Anonymous No.11534526]

[Anonymous No.11534529]

>>11534503

can someone confirm

[Anonymous No.11534530]

>>11534521
BUY BARRICK

[Anonymous No.11534535]

>>11534482
Apple makes toys for mental children. Amazon delivers them.

[Anonymous No.11534536]

Imbleach hurumph 9001st amendment

[Anonymous No.11534539]

Why did I hold Amazon through earnings...

[Anonymous No.11534540]

Here's the bottom.

[Anonymous No.11534549]

>>11534526
its over isnt it

[Anonymous No.11534552]

>>11534509
Orange
Man
Bad
Nov 6th

[Anonymous No.11534554]

[Anonymous No.11534556]

WHAT THE FUCK /BIZ/! IS IT THE FEDS? WHAT THE FUCK -500 I DONT EVEN

[Anonymous No.11534557]

>>11534455
STAIRS UP, OUT THE WINDOW DOWN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.11534558]

We're back
Golden Sachs buybots just switched on

[Anonymous No.11534559]

>>11534324
texas-kun?

I hope you made and secured profits yesterday

>>11534476
fuck, i really want to buy a TSLA now

but I know that ride never ends, and ive seen what it can do to people buying at the top

>>11534482
never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers

>>11534510
they cant, they arnt a monopoly by any definition of the word

they have a small share of dozens of markets, not all the share of one market

Bezos found the way to make the ultimate company

even if AMZN grocery has to operate at a loss for a few years to hurt its competitors, it can use funding from the rest of AMZN to keep it alive

whenever they enter a new market, they take a few % points from every other company in that market
with more free cash to burn than every one of their competitors in that market combined

AMZN will keep on growing until there are no more products for them to make

[Anonymous No.11534562]

fundamentals are strongu

[Anonymous No.11534564]

>>11534482
The absolute best business position is to sell overpriced "luxury" items to people. Apple does this and gets stupid margins. Amazon has to actually compete. Apple just sits back and has to keep everything overpriced so less have it.

[Anonymous No.11534572]

[Anonymous No.11534574]

[Anonymous No.11534576]

So what are they gonna call this in the history books, the Panic of 2018?, theres still some leeway until it becomes an actual crash

[Anonymous No.11534578]

>>11534556
unloading their bags from all the shit they bought during the plunge protection days.

[Anonymous No.11534588]

>>11534576
>theres still some leeway until it becomes an actual crash
yeah it's called this afternoon

[Anonymous No.11534589]

I'm not buying the """dip""" again this time. OH NO.

[Anonymous No.11534590]

Gonna be jumping out of the window today, anything I should know? (I live on ground floor)

[Anonymous No.11534593]

>>11534576
The great depression II - Fall of Washington

[Anonymous No.11534596]

>>11534576
Peter Schiff prophecy

[Anonymous No.11534597]

>>11534529
just look at the archives, im too lazy to autisticly save every picture hes posted, but past few months his green days are 4-5 figures, and his red days are 4-5 figures

considering hes been bear for over a year, im willing to bet he made bank when we crashed hard this week

>>11534576
they will call it the last bear market in history, because we golden bull by january

[Anonymous No.11534602]

>>11534509
>>11534556
to be fair this started the minute amazon and google reported their earnings yesterday afternoon

[Anonymous No.11534603]

>>11534590
Live stream it

[Anonymous No.11534609]

Dow is down 9%, spy 10%. If you had not sold at higher pricees there is no selling now, even you are were half way thru correction. If corrected more with this kind of speed you hit bottom anyways quickly

[Anonymous No.11534611]

>>11534549
It hasn't even begun

[Anonymous No.11534614]

>>11534572
>And that's a good thing!!
Why do kike journalists always use this line?

[Anonymous No.11534615]

>>11534576
If it crashes by another 15% then it will be serious.

[Anonymous No.11534620]

Jesus, of all my shorts the one I least expected to fuck me up was GM. Someone pull the plug on this boomer company's life support.

[Anonymous No.11534623]

>>11534593
Yeah cuz Washington surely suffers in recession.

[Anonymous No.11534625]

>Microsoft completes GitHub acquisition
thoughts?

[Anonymous No.11534627]

>>11534597
see ya in 2120 guys.

[Anonymous No.11534636]

>>11534576

As other anon said, 10% over the past 3 weeks is a lot, but reasonable. If we see numbers like a 20% crash, hold on.

[Anonymous No.11534643]

>>11534597

[Anonymous No.11534652]

>>11534564
Apple is outcompeted by Samsung and Huawei in Asia and Yurop it's third by number of sales all they do is jack up the prices and that strategy won't hold for much longer

[Anonymous No.11534653]

who /zerohedge/ here

[Anonymous No.11534657]

Guys. How will I recover ?

[Anonymous No.11534659]

The Dip
we buy that shit

[Anonymous No.11534660]

>>11534652
who is buying these 1k phones? i spent $400 on mine and it killed me inside. no way i could ever go more than that.

[weed No.11534671]

The high demand + supply shortage persists in leaf rec weed market. It's two things:

>gov didn't license enough producers
>gov in Ontario didn't allow private brick n' mortars to open this year (if you're in Ontario your only legal option is ordering from the single Ontario retail site)

Essentially, the producers already licensed with provinvial supply deals have been, and will continue to, sell every gram if whatever the fuck theh can send out to retail instantly.

Extreme bullish. First post-legal financials are likely to be jaw dropping. Especially so for the big LPs who can ship out the most the fastest.

https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/cannabis-shortages-abound-in-canada-amid-licensing-rigmarole-1.1158698

[Anonymous No.11534672]

>>11534660
NPCs buy them on credit. All they care about is the payment, they don't think of the total.

[Anonymous No.11534678]

la la la la la
la la la
la la la

[Anonymous No.11534679]

amzn below 200 sma, this is far from over...

Welcome to a bear market, big pops, bigger drops. Sell the rallies.

This is how the meme wars began.

[Anonymous No.11534685]

>>11534653
its gone to shit more and more as time as gone on. was kino 2008-2011

[Anonymous No.11534691]

>>11534678
DO YOU REEEEAAAAALIZE

WE'RE FLOATING IN SPAAAACE

[Anonymous No.11534697]

>>11534660
Bought SE when it went on sale for 75% of of price. Also bought HTC M9 when it was latest falgship for 250$

[Anonymous No.11534706]

Someone tell me why Gold is on the rise? Everything else is dropping like rocks but Gold has been going up.

[Anonymous No.11534707]

>>11534652
>apple is outcompeted
apple is not outcompeted by anyone.

[Anonymous No.11534714]

>>11534679
>This is how the meme wars began.
Market crash boomer time. You all laughed at cryptobros now it's your turn.

[Anonymous No.11534717]

>>11534657
Buy the fuck out of the dip and hope.

[Anonymous No.11534718]

>>11534706

Are you legit tard?

[Anonymous No.11534721]

-50%PLEASE and DO take the housing market with you, PLEASEEEE

[Anonymous No.11534723]

>>11534652
apple - ios eco system

those brands?

[Anonymous No.11534724]

>>11534679
What makes people to get invested in overbought techs in the first place? Clearly nasdaqs return to normal levels is one catalyst behind this global sell off

[Anonymous No.11534727]

>>11534672
This is very true. Unless you buy an unlocked phone you're stuck with these monthly plan bullshit. Then they try to make you buy a protection plan with a deductible more than the plan itself. NPCs eat it up. My job buys my phones so naturally I waste their money.

I think apple earnings will bring us down another 10% on the spx before the bleeding stops.

[Anonymous No.11534729]

>>11534706
who cares, gold is shit

its got some good industrial applications, but its a very shitty hedge

[Anonymous No.11534733]

>>11534706
Dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.11534734]

>>11534721
housing market is insane, no one likes selling in it at lower prices. It will just go to shit on no sales, takes forced crashes to really go cheap

[Anonymous No.11534737]

Listen up, there is an obvious flood of former crypto new fags and jewish shills in here so i'm going to spell this out for you. The golden bull was prepped a long time ago. It occasionally has to take a nap, but it's run is eternal. Now shut up and buy nya!

[Anonymous No.11534744]

>>11534729
gold being stable is good

[Anonymous No.11534746]

>>11534729
This... gold suxs... switch teams and go bear of you must, but not stupid gold

[Anonymous No.11534747]

>>11534724
CHASING GROWTH
>why buy into amazon it's up 32% YTD even with this sell off

because the growth is crazy, people want gains, index gains on FANG are bonkers over last 5 years.

[Anonymous No.11534758]

>>11534714
>You all laughed at cryptobros now it's your turn.
>laughed
correction, we are still laughing at you and will never stop zoomer

[Anonymous No.11534760]

How is F doing it? Everything about F is shit. They just recalled a fuck ton of cars even.

[Anonymous No.11534767]

bulls win

Just to have be in the right stocks and know the power of anime. Green today with no puts/shorts

[Anonymous No.11534781]

I know my friend Donald Trump will not let this market stay down. He has never once abandoned Main Street folks like myself. I see my nest egg at Vanguard disappearing more and more by the second, but I'm fully confident maybe through an executive order or otherwise Mr. Trump is going to halt this decline.

[Anonymous No.11534783]

>>11534597
>>11534627
Roadmap is good, devs are active on telegram.

[Anonymous No.11534789]

I bought TQQQ at 65$. How fucked am I now boys?

[Anonymous No.11534790]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING AMERIFATS STOP STOOOOOOOOOOP STOOOOOOOOOOOP SEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.11534795]

>>11534790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPn8OoOWPEs

[Anonymous No.11534805]

Allright guys I am out of the market until the fed drops their bags on the 31st. fuck this shit.
you can all thank me though, the market will start its golden bull run now.

[Anonymous No.11534806]

11 o'clock sell off has been replaced by 11 o'clock buying, bottom is in?

[Anonymous No.11534810]

>>11534724
because they have a long term investing horizon

>>11534744
but its not stable as a store of value

unless you mean its classification as a noble metal, but we have knowledge of writing, so we dont need shiny rocks to store value anymore

>>11534783
as soon as someone mines a AU-PT asteroid the worlds gold prices will crash into nothing, making the BTC's value crash look tiny by comparison

2 small PT group asteroid alone would have more gold in them than their is total gold on/in earth

[Anonymous No.11534813]

>>11534806
My sentiment is we bottomed overall today

[Anonymous No.11534815]

>>11534789
just hold it. fuck it going to be $130

[Anonymous No.11534824]

Buy F

[Anonymous No.11534825]

>>11534795
The second I heard the first twang I turned this horrible shit off. Let me help you.
https://youtu.be/yBLdQ1a4-JI

[Anonymous No.11534827]

Who here just going liquid lunch today after getting through this week?

[Anonymous No.11534828]

>bought a bunch of RYF in June at $44.20

I guess I can always buy da dip

[Anonymous No.11534832]

>>11534767
Weed lmao just tipped back in to the green. Share prices at this time are pretty reasonable now. Big retrace off the top plus a bit of extra due to sympathetic panic on the market troubles.

Looking like the gentleman marihuana will perform very well this fall/winter, probably outperform everything else. Vice is one of the better places to park your money during economic troubles, Canadian government incompetence and refusal to fairly assess the true demand for legal weed has created a perfect storm.

[Anonymous No.11534837]

>>11534827

[Anonymous No.11534842]

>>11534744
I cant wait for science to finally and absolutely kill all gold bugs once and for all

SpaceX needs to make it happen

[Anonymous No.11534853]

what's this magical escalator back to the open

[Anonymous No.11534854]

Omfg please let this reversal be real.

[Anonymous No.11534862]

>>11534853
you were saying?

[Anonymous No.11534866]

>>11534827
thanks to amphetamine salts I wont be hungry until 2am

[Anonymous No.11534867]

>>11534854
>>11534853

[Anonymous No.11534870]

>>11534813
My bottom is really full of sentiment this october thats for sure, thx bogs

[Anonymous No.11534874]

we just rode a soft fluffy cloud up forty points
who could have such money and confidence amid all this bloodshed

[Anonymous No.11534875]

I want to get into IBM and some other cloudfags. Any suggestions? M$ is obvious as well.

[Anonymous No.11534886]

>>11534874
the ppt, they won't last long though

[Anonymous No.11534897]

Long calls on VXX SPXU or no?

[Anonymous No.11534903]

>>11534886
i wonder if boomers actually believe in this shit or if they just think they'll be dead before their chickens come home to roost

[Anonymous No.11534907]

>>11534875
alphabet, microsoft, and amazon are all you need

[Anonymous No.11534908]

DB bros...

[Anonymous No.11534909]

>>11534706
Its a pump and dump. Get out of there if you have any gold stocks. Invest all your money in SNAP calls!

[Anonymous No.11534910]

Higher low. Reversal pretty much confirmed. Don't be surprised when Dow hits 30k in mid-November.

[Anonymous No.11534914]

>>11534897
The only thing people here should be concerned about is the god damn FED.
Its dumping on oct 31st and Nov 7th they meet again to announce another interest rate hike.
I think this dump was smart money getting out.

[Anonymous No.11534917]

Short the VIX down to nothing

[Anonymous No.11534936]

>>11534914
Deep state crashing the market to blame on Trump. When GOP wins the midterm the market will reverse

[Anonymous No.11534937]

What price is too good on AMD for you?

$17.47 right now is the price

[Anonymous No.11534938]

>>11534721
>-50%PLEASE

don't worry is going to happen

>>11534760
Ford is a shit brand. My uncle crash his ford and the airbags never when off.

[Anonymous No.11534943]

>>11534903
I'm planning on making a ton of money and kicking the can down to you zoomers after I die if that helps shed some light on the situation.

[Anonymous No.11534948]

>>11534936
It will but were going lower first.
This wed is blood day.

[Anonymous No.11534957]

>>11534760
They're still sitting on billions, they're still paying dividends, they're going to layoff workers and increase automation, and they're cutting their car lines that dont sell. They're poised for a serious turnaround and the stock is incredibly undervalued if we consider their marketshare.

[Anonymous No.11534959]

>>11534937
10

[Anonymous No.11534963]

>>11534875
IBM, MSFT, AMZN all are great cloud companies

[Anonymous No.11534967]

>>11534937
I don't see it ever going under 16.50 - buy now if you want. It's going to rebound back to 25-28 soon.

[Anonymous No.11534979]

>>11534937
>>11534967

[Anonymous No.11534980]

>>11534967
>I don't see it ever going under 16.50
wasn't amd less than two dollars three years ago

[Anonymous No.11534981]

>>11534967
feel like there will be time to buy, it won't rebound fast. That's my sentiment though who knows what market does but I think the drop spooked everyone and market will be fearful all month.

[Anonymous No.11534986]

>>11534957
Ford will never be this cheap ever again. But zoomers will pass it up because it isn't Tesla.

[Anonymous No.11534992]

>>11534979
>>11534980
I meant to say at this time, it's not going to go under 16.50. Historically, yes it's been under that obviously.

[Anonymous No.11534998]

I need a cybersecurity play to cash in on boomers' fears. PFPT is down 16% today, buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.11535002]

>>11534998
Always buy the dip

[Anonymous No.11535013]

>>11534875
RHT has been bottoming since they topped near 200 doll hairs a share earlier this year. They have their own open-source, enterprise-level, cloud computing/storage/server product with partnerships with MSFT. they have been actively expanding into the world of DoD but shhhhhhhh

good time to buy soon i think, they are finding their bottom faster than other tech stocks

[Anonymous No.11535014]

>>11534986
Ford is doomed

I did simulations of all auto possibilities and Tesla won in all of them.

[Anonymous No.11535019]

>>11534998

[Anonymous No.11535022]

boomers buying the dip at lunch only to get rekt by close.

[Anonymous No.11535024]

>>11534521
Gold is short squeezed
The gains are then used to feed the sea of reds

[Anonymous No.11535033]

>>11535014
>simulations
I would love to hear more about these

[Anonymous No.11535036]

>>11535019
>>11535002
Goddamn zoomers

[The Silver Bear Shill No.11535047]

Well well well....

[Anonymous No.11535065]

Comfy with my AMD puts I bought Mon

[Anonymous No.11535073]

Short this rally lads, margin calls rolling in before the close. There were lots of people still hanging onto goog and amzn

[Anonymous No.11535074]

Why is everyone fretting? We should all be net buyers of equities, given that virtually all of us are under 50.

The correction is our chance to top up on our favourite earners.

[Anonymous No.11535077]

>>11535033
i know nothing about simulations and i think he's full of shit, but I do think tesla is the future of cars. apparently their AI is light years ahead of all other car companies, including AAPL's car AI.

I don't invest in car companies because its not something i understand or try to understand, but i think tesla will be a good growth company, not just for their cars but their home battery pods and solar roofs

[Anonymous No.11535082]

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a buffalo chicken sandwich with ranch and herb potato wedges! I'm barely down today but I seem to be rallying into lunch.

Snagged Monday/Tuesday off so I'm hyped to start the weekend!

[Anonymous No.11535087]

>>11534781
That's the spirit anon, this guy seems like a trustworthy fellow and always stands for the little man.

[Anonymous No.11535089]

>>11535074
this guy fucks and get it

if you're not planning on retiring tomorrow, buy on the way down and buy back on the way up. you'll come out well in the end. studies show that its better to always be in the game than trying to time the market

[Anonymous No.11535091]

>>11535074
I think it's the possibility of way more downside that most people are considering.

[Anonymous No.11535092]

>>11534937
5 bucks or whenever is plateaus for a week

[Anonymous No.11535093]

>>11535036
I'm a proud 31 year old boomer thank you very much
>>11535077
I was very impressed with their quarterly earnings. I guess Elon isn't full of shit, he's just a barely functioning autist.

[Anonymous No.11535096]

>>11535082
Too much carbs my friend

[Anonymous No.11535099]

>>11535096
I ate 6 oz of peanuts

[Anonymous No.11535101]

>>11535082
>go to mcdonalds for a Mcgriddle
>receive Griddle
>go home and open it
>just bread and egg, nothing else

[Anonymous No.11535111]

>>11535082
called in sick, thinking of ordering chinese food

[Anonymous No.11535117]

>>11535096
its friday, and on friday we eat carbs and go to Chilis

[Anonymous No.11535126]

>>11535074
>>11535089
>buying bags at the top of a bloated boomer market
fuck off, I'll pick up the pieces once the carnage is over. and I don't mean this tiny dip.

[Anonymous No.11535147]

>>11535126
ok fren, you can remain on the sidelines while I continue to collect divvies and reinvest them for cost averaging while also investing $1K per pay period in the market in stocks I believe are undervalued. in 2 years we can compare. good luck, we can all make it

[Anonymous No.11535151]

>>11535117
We go to macaroni grill on friday's you fucking pleb.

[Anonymous No.11535157]

Higher low on a Friday = Green Monday. You ARE buying this dip, right?

[Anonymous No.11535161]

>>11535101
Should have gotten the sasuage mcgriddle

And the "bread" is actually pancake&syrup mix, truly a magnificent breakfast

[Anonymous No.11535164]

>>11535147
I'm not on the sidelines, I'm shorting and I'm deep in the green.

[Anonymous No.11535176]

boomers bought at lunch as predicted now we go back down.

[Anonymous No.11535180]

So i know Robinhood makes money selling your data to HFT firms but my tinfoil hat part of me kind of thinks robinhood and all these other apps that make buying equities easy and free are just ploys to get as many people to buy their bags after a massive decades long bull market. That's probably not the case but it's fun to think

[Anonymous No.11535182]

>>11535126
You listen to Cramer unironically don't you?

[Anonymous No.11535189]

>>11535151
shit thats what i meant

[Anonymous No.11535192]

>>11535180
Just made me think is it possible to go short on equites thru robinhood? pretty sure you can only buy

[Anonymous No.11535197]

>>11535182
I can't stand the voice of that fag and as far as I know he's a permabull.

[Anonymous No.11535199]

>>11535033
It's simple. Tesla's dealership model is better and the actual secret sauce.

6% of price of a car is dealership.

[Anonymous No.11535207]

>>11535192
you can buy puts
shorting is possible on webull

[Anonymous No.11535235]

>>11534476
What the FUCK is even happening to Musk. Not that I mind, I hope he'll be able to engineer catgirls and make them real

[Anonymous No.11535236]

>>11535093
I just want to know if this "buy the dip" strategy will work forever, or if it's a QE-economy-only strategy. I keep getting scared but it keeps working.

[Anonymous No.11535238]

>>11534810
Are you retarded? Theyll dredge the ocean floor for gold before the spend that much money for asteroid mining.

[Anonymous No.11535247]

>>11534455
Calls on SNAP? I’m thinking it’s time
>earnings came out and were low
>everyone knew that they would be
>market has big down day
>combined hits SNAP extra hard.
To my mind SNAP is way too low here. Calls just went on massive sale. Not sure on timing but up for snap is sometime soon, company is doing bad but not THIS bad

[Anonymous No.11535249]

Bears getting owned.

[Anonymous No.11535250]

>>11535207
Ok word, would be more suspicious if you could only go spot long on those platforms.

[Anonymous No.11535254]

straight to the moon

[Anonymous No.11535258]

>>11535197
He says the stock market could basically collapse at any minute the other day.
>>11535199
Not taking into account they make like 5 cars a day.
>>11535236
Look at the history of the S&P 500, the only people who lose are the ones that don't play the game.
>>11535247
SNAP is incapable of being profitable

[The Silver Bear Shill No.11535269]

>>11535091
this, i dont think this is going to be a sharp drop crash its going to be a slow unwinding over time.

[Anonymous No.11535274]

>>11535254
And... straight back to Earth

[Anonymous No.11535275]

Costco coming up on sub 220 again. on a 4hr td7 at the moment. prob picking up some of that good shit pretty soon

[Anonymous No.11535276]

I have a giant power, if I say something will happen the opposite always happens

[Anonymous No.11535280]

>>11535197
>HEYY I'M Cramer! BUYBUYBUY

[Anonymous No.11535289]

>>11535276
Use your giant power to learn English vocabulary

[Anonymous No.11535292]

>>11535235
the fumes from destroying shorts

[Anonymous No.11535295]

>>11535275
costco is a slow moving tank of money. boomer approved

[Anonymous No.11535296]

>>11535199
Bleh! Both Ford and Tesla have pretty messy graphs. Tesla seems to be very volatile over the course of weeks/months, while Ford seems to be a little more consistent in going... Well down. I'd probably buy Ford for this reason though.

[Anonymous No.11535302]

Tesla is leading the entire market on a day of maximum fear and sell off in tech.

[Anonymous No.11535304]

>>11535235
He's on a chris chan level of autism, he just was raised by rich, educated parents instead of poor hillbillies.

[Anonymous No.11535316]

>>11534943
You could have just said you were a boomer. We know you all think that way. It's why doomers exist, they want to burn the ponzi scheme down.

What a legacy, a generation so consummately greedy

[Anonymous No.11535318]

The DAQ wil close 6969 screencap it

[Anonymous No.11535319]

>>11535247
Not sure I agree. They still have Kanye and that kardashian whore. plus they own all the shares and are desperate enough now (and capable) of being platform online free speech platform ... everything else is controlled by leftists — SNAP can still move around and rebrand as needed , they don’t report to shareholders as much as the others. Plus the executive team is super motivated to do exactly that , because , as I said, they their own shares and shareholders can’t vote to tell them different

[Anonymous No.11535330]

Still long GALT. The fundamentals (science, finances, management) are sound, it's a small-cap biotech company whose price is being manipulates on no news. Just hold, there's no real reason to sell.

[Anonymous No.11535334]

>>11535289
I won't ever use this immense grace gifted to me by god himself for such futile reasons.

[Anonymous No.11535338]

>>11535316
I'm a 31 year old boomer just to clear up the confusion. We are the ones who got "screwed" allegedly by the actual boomers. Which I don't believe our parent's generation screwed us, millenials and zoomers are just lazy as fuck and want everything handed to them, and also fell for the college meme, but i'm not here to talk about this nonsense.
t. someone who fell for the college meme.

[Anonymous No.11535339]

>>11535296
>I'd probably buy Ford for this reason though.
>not this reason

[Anonymous No.11535342]

>>11534842
>tfw can't invest in SpaceX
I know Musk experienced a once burned, twice shy with introducing TSLA in the market, but still. If I have 50 years of investing horizon over me, this could be a goldmine

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11535343]

me longed @ 266.20 and @265.20 and then sold at loss ;_;
this market too silly @_@
gonna run with small profits and quit margin trading for awhile (still gonna daytrade though)
gonna get some quant behind me risk management next time around, probably after midterms

[Anonymous No.11535346]

>>11535296
>>11535302
This amt of volatility coming from Tesla is putting real investors off.
Ford has declared their direction. It is a matter of faith at this point

[Anonymous No.11535349]

>>11535339
>>11535296
>I'd probably buy Ford for this reason though.
>not this reason

[Anonymous No.11535351]

>>11535343
>margin
>ever

[Anonymous No.11535354]

Not bad plunge protection team. Not bad.

HOWEVER

[Anonymous No.11535356]

>>11535343
Good to see you kneepad, how is your health?

[Anonymous No.11535363]

>>11535295
yeah it's probably the most resilient stock that i've observed price history from on my list. I liked how last week when everything else continued to dump costco pumped back up to 230 lol.

[Anonymous No.11535371]

>>11535354
.

[Anonymous No.11535373]

>>11535349
until they cut it or decrease it and both divvy and price go down.

yield today is less important than yield growth.

[Anonymous No.11535377]

>he sold the dip
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.11535378]

>>11535342
SpaceX would be too crazy. The massive investment especially retail would drive it to an insane valuation. Causing massive short interest and a smear campaign across media and from boeing type backers.

would be a disaster imo with how corrupt the markets are

[Anonymous No.11535380]

>>11535343
thanks for capitulating Reluctant Fuckpuppet
now Suck this Bull teet

[Anonymous No.11535384]

i-is this bounce for reals?

[Anonymous No.11535385]

>>11535363
and fuck i was just at my local costco yesterday at 1pm and that place is so fucking busy even at times you think it should be slow.

[Anonymous No.11535392]

almost green in every position now.. google came back

[Anonymous No.11535393]

Oh shit my OTM MSFT calls are skyrocketing into green.

PUMP PUMP PUMP

[Anonymous No.11535394]

>>11535384
yes

[The Silver Bear Shill No.11535397]

>>11535384
no

[Anonymous No.11535399]

Meme lines indicate good short entry. Good luck little ES, good luck.

[Anonymous No.11535404]

>>11535384
Never doubt GEOTUS

[Anonymous No.11535410]

>>11535385
its basically adult disneyland. there's food, wine & booze, steaks, seafood, patio furniture, clothes, books, gadgets, engagement rings, TVs upon TVs, electronics and free food being given out. Sometimes I go there just to grab a hotdog for 99c and walk around and enjoying capitalism

[Anonymous No.11535416]

>>11535384
wait for lunch time to be over

by 1:10 we will know

[Anonymous No.11535420]

>people getting excited for that bounce when every single day of the week, the same fucking pattern played out
If anything, I'm expecting a Black Monday and all the bulls buying at the close to get utterly destroyed after the weekend

[Anonymous No.11535421]

>>11535338
Who the fuck do you think raised us? Boomers and their offspring. Of course the scions of unbridled greed are lazy and entitled. And you're planning on the same "fuck you got mine" bullshit. Good luck, that gravy train is crashing now

[Anonymous No.11535427]

>>11534482
Aapl also has like $150 billion in cash though

[The Silver Bear Shill No.11535430]

>>11535420
Bro its going to be BLOOD, i saw it in my dreams last night. The bear will leave its cave forever.
OCT 31st is coming. Prepare your anus

[Anonymous No.11535431]

>>11535393
i need to learn to buy/sell calls. seems relatively decent way to make money and you can only lose a set amount because you're never forced to buy all 100 shares, right?

[Anonymous No.11535437]

When will Adobe start paying a dividend again?

[Anonymous No.11535443]

>>11535427
my favorite pepe

[Anonymous No.11535451]

apologize

[Anonymous No.11535454]

>>11535421
What are you parents supposed to do, literally grab your hands and physically make you do a trade? The gravy train never crashes. Your lazy ass will just be left behind. You sound like a democrat.

[Anonymous No.11535458]

>>11535431
Selling naked options has potentially unlimited risk.

Look up option spreads, condors, flys, etc. All have fixed risk and profit probabilities you can control.

[Anonymous No.11535462]

>>11535431
You are paying for leverage with options as part of the package. So there is a premium versus share ownership.

The thing that separates investment versus gambling is the edge % on your investment. By going into calls you are taking a huge hit to odds of positive return.

They still can hit but it's important to understand over time they are more risky and less profitable because you are paying a lot for leverage with them.

[Anonymous No.11535469]

>>11535420
Every day there's a new market with new possibilities.

[Anonymous No.11535478]

MSFT IS AN UNSTOPPABLE ROCKETSHIP

[Anonymous No.11535484]

BASED AND REDPILLED

[Anonymous No.11535491]

>>11535454
Build something your offspring and the people after you want to build up and improve, instead of greedy selfish shit they want to tear down

[Anonymous No.11535498]

TSLA 333

this rollercoaster is the best

[Anonymous No.11535502]

>>11535180
Thats probably one reason among many for RH to be free.

[Anonymous No.11535507]

>tfw anime portfolio

[Anonymous No.11535509]

we're going green day
Haters on suicide watch
Bears getting arrested

[Anonymous No.11535516]

>>11535236
It works as long as you're young and you're picking quality businesses. If you're 60 and trying to get your shit together for retirement after a lifetime of partying, you're going to die a bagholder.

[Anonymous No.11535519]

[Anonymous No.11535535]

BEARS ARE DEAD FOREVER

[Anonymous No.11535539]

>>11535509
Lunch pumps are never real fren.

[Anonymous No.11535547]

>>11535507
poor bears underestimated the power of anime shitposting

[Anonymous No.11535549]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my shorts.

[Anonymous No.11535554]

>>11535539
we arent frens

[Anonymous No.11535559]

>>11535549
MSFT calls are the future

[Anonymous No.11535561]

>>11535491
Do you really think that my generation is going to have any bearing on yours. We are already in our 30's and are into the meat and potatoes of our lives. I'm not any greedier than you, and if there is anyone that is going to help you fail at life it will be you. Excuses are for losers, winners overcome the odds even if it isn't fair.

[Anonymous No.11535563]

Imagine being a bear.

[Anonymous No.11535569]

>>11535559
GOOG recovered
MSFT green
TESLA rocket
NVDA up

Oh god the bear slaughter, they thought it was a recession

[Anonymous No.11535571]

[Anonymous No.11535572]

>>11535554
We're all frens here, frens, even with that degenerate RKG.

[Anonymous No.11535573]

>>11535554
Im not your buddy guy
Also, today is going to end so red.

[Anonymous No.11535580]

>>11535569
i just switched to being a bear yesterday. wtf. no way i am shorting the bottom. this shit is going down way further.

[Anonymous No.11535585]

$120 by thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.11535596]

>>11535580
>Oct 31st anon...

[Anonymous No.11535615]

Bulltrap confirmation, Sad!

[Anonymous No.11535617]

LEND AMAZON YOUR STRENGTH!!!

we must break the bear this afternoon

[Anonymous No.11535622]

BOOMERS GETTING ZOOMERED TODAY

INDEX FUNDS AND BLUE CHIPS ARE PURELY BASED

[Anonymous No.11535628]

BOBO TAKE MY ENERGY

[Anonymous No.11535633]

>>11535617
>buying amazon when drumpf is going to nuke china
this is the stupid plan.
Short now.

[Anonymous No.11535636]

Amazon could probably singlehandedly prevent a crash by announcing a dividend desu.

[Anonymous No.11535637]

The real drop starts now

[Anonymous No.11535639]

>>11535617
Wasn't their earning disappointing? How would they recover from that 5+ point drop?

[Anonymous No.11535661]

>>11535633
>Shorting amazon
Yeah I remember a guy who did the same thing and he's living in a dumpster now getting drunk and snorting blow. Pic very related.

[Anonymous No.11535664]

>>11535572
Seconded. I work for a biomeme and we are on the way out, you guys have been my new work friends since everyone else was fired.

[Anonymous No.11535669]

Trillion dollar company here we come

[Anonymous No.11535690]

GREEN DAY
YESTERDAY GAINS SECURED
BULLISH

[Anonymous No.11535692]

This is the fakest and gayest pump ive ever seen

[Anonymous No.11535694]

THE GREEN SWING HOLY FUCK

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>recession

[Anonymous No.11535697]

Next week all green.

[Anonymous No.11535703]

this green hammer on SP500 and DJI are god tier

literally this is the guaranteed bottom, i'd go 20x long SPY/DIA tomorrow

[Anonymous No.11535711]

doubled this week yay, bull win

[Anonymous No.11535714]

>>11535637
>climbing higher still

[Anonymous No.11535719]

Just shaking out the weak bear faggots.

[Anonymous No.11535729]

337.75

[Anonymous No.11535734]

You bought AAPL cheapies this week right ?

[Anonymous No.11535740]

Last hour in the market
Then i will open up short positions

[Anonymous No.11535793]

>those fake ass "V recovery" in the same trading session
You fall for them every time. Lower lows and lower highs is all you'll get.

[Anonymous No.11535835]

>>11534671
I'm sitting on all my stockseven though they're tanking, how long will it be untill I see green again?

[Anonymous No.11535836]

>there are people on here who capitulated during a correction

[Anonymous No.11535838]

Recovery time?

[Anonymous No.11535855]

>all these idiots about to FOMO right into a bull trap
Jesus do you people ever learn?

[Anonymous No.11535856]

>I didn't buy the dip this morning.

[Anonymous No.11535857]

>>11534455
WHERE’S THE FUCKIN BOTTOM?? MY ANUS IS RAW

[Anonymous No.11535860]

That's October for ya.

Buy a lot on Halloween.

[Anonymous No.11535868]

>>11535838
>Holy Bible

[Anonymous No.11535881]

>>11535838
Oh yeah we’re recovering so I’m down JUST 3% today

[Anonymous No.11535894]

Shout out to the Russell 2000 leading the day

[Anonymous No.11535897]

>Decide Id' meme on penny stocks with 100$
>Ended up being BTFO because I hadn't remembered Robin Hood had Stop Loss

Well shit.

[Anonymous No.11535899]

This general has too much of a bullish bias. Crypto refugees who bought in January and think that the market only heads in one direction.

[Anonymous No.11535924]

>>11535899
This thread has always been bullish way before the crypto fags got here. There were a few trip fags that were perma bears but it's always been bullish.

[Anonymous No.11535925]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.11535931]

>>11535868
you don't know about based biblebro?

[Anonymous No.11535935]

>>11534482
All luxury stocks sell well
It also helps that Apple got the license on some of the worlds best chips

[Anonymous No.11535941]

>>11535925
Reeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.11535956]

>>11534482
Stop investing based on how you feel about a company and just look at it realistically
>half the people you meet use their products every day
Then fucking buy it

[Anonymous No.11535958]

Everyone is bear by now right? It can't be anymore obvious we are in recession right now can it?

[Anonymous No.11535966]

>>11535958
> bearish in stock market
> recession

hmm

[Anonymous No.11535968]

>>11535958
yes just dumped everything and loaded up on 30 year treasuries

[Anonymous No.11535974]

>>11535966
you weren't around in 2007 i take it? everything is exactly the same right now.

[Anonymous No.11535976]

>>11535958
Literally doesn’t know what a recession is

[Anonymous No.11535978]

accumulate your cei now
it's headed to $3

[Anonymous No.11535980]

>>11535956
i'm not even sure we've reached correction territory, how would we be in a recession?

[Anonymous No.11535983]

>>11535974
i was, my point is stock market isn't a great market indicator - it's people trying to predict future economic moves and company performance

>>11535976
this

[Anonymous No.11535992]

dumb money bought the "dip". now smart money is selling off. I wish I had closed my short and reopened now but I'm too much of a pussy.

[Anonymous No.11535994]

>>11535956
Plus, Amazon does delivery (much disruption wow), poor man's netflix (very innovative) and servers (such 2.0). The only reason they make profits is because of economies of scale, but none of the aforementioned sectors is known for being a cash cow.

[Anonymous No.11535995]

>>11535958
We're not in a full blown recession yet, but we're definitely entering a bear market. Anyone who's blindly bullish at this point is delusional. I'm personally excited for the crash. All we need to do is nail the bottom then wake up on a yacht in 5 years.

[Anonymous No.11535996]

>>11535958
It's still missing the trigger though. The room is full of gas, just need a spark. And some stupid bank that sold shit products to the whole world or something.

[Anonymous No.11535997]

>>11535974
Look up “20XX recession” put in any year for XX and you’ll find that people have been saying this nonstop since 08.

[Anonymous No.11535999]

>>11535941
NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.11536003]

Nope, recovery cancled
Bears just took a longer lunch break today

[Anonymous No.11536006]

>>11535958
A recession is 3 quarters of shrinking GDP in a row ffs

[Anonymous No.11536008]

>>11535983
it's easy. look how many people you know who are buying houses right now that shouldn't be because they cant afford the inflated prices. stock over valued. fed raising rates in anticipation of having to drop and run QE again.

[Anonymous No.11536010]

>>11535997
and using the stock market as the 'indicator' for recession, kek

I do think markets are going to take a longer term bearish pattern

[Anonymous No.11536011]

>>11535995
what are you buying on the way down and the way back up

yacht in 5 years, sounds like your 10x long TQQQ ?

[Anonymous No.11536024]

>>11535996
Go look up the crash of 86. From what ive read there was no catalyst. Weird crash

[Anonymous No.11536025]

>>11535974
How is this similar to the 2007 crisis? I thought that was real estate based.

[Anonymous No.11536029]

>>11536008
don't get me wrong, i think there will be a downturn - but for the reasons you put here.. not market related

[Anonymous No.11536031]

>>11535997
You have permabears who have been wrong since 08 and then you have perma bulls who are slightly smarter betting on stock market long term uptrend bias, but now some of the perma bulls after (10-15%) crash are calling "maybe crash" so obviously both parties are clueless

[Anonymous No.11536032]

>this lunchtime bullrun happens every day
>bullcucks fall for it every time

[Anonymous No.11536044]

Went to have lunch. Hope you didn't think that was a real recovery.

[Anonymous No.11536045]

>>11536032
lunchtime rush of late keeps with the general day sentiment

if you didn't see the sea of red inc, then you deserved to lose money

[Anonymous No.11536049]

You can tell this place is fucking flooded with newfags, there was never this much bearcuck bullcuck talk before. I've only been gone for a couple of weeks, what the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.11536052]

>>11536048
>>11536048
>>11536048


NEW

>>11536048
>>11536048
>>11536048

[Anonymous No.11536057]

What are some juicy infosec stocks?

[Anonymous No.11536062]

>>11536049
Nothing has changed.
Bull/bear fagos have been off and on since /smg/ first popped up.

[Anonymous No.11536065]

>>11536057
Thales or Gemalto are pretty hot rn.

[Anonymous No.11536074]

shit is SO cash when you don't really worry about stock prices, just whether or not a company is undervalued and investing in it. collecting dividends like clock work, reinvesting them and overall increasing your forward dividend income.

My passive income for 2019 will likely be $2.28 per hour, meaning I've added about 30c per hour over 2018. By, per hour, I mean 24 hours a day, 365 days per year. based on my investments, that number will only grow and will grow quicker than this past year, each and every year.

Take the stress out of investing. come hop on the dividend train to gainsville frens

[Anonymous No.11536075]

>>11536049
I'm just posting bear memes for fun. I'm not perma-anything. I don't bet on market moves. I bet on stocks, especially if the trade coincides with the broader market trend.

[Anonymous No.11536076]

>>11536011
High yield dividends/bluechips (Shit like banks, Verizon, AT&T, KO,). Also look into metals and mining companies.

[Anonymous No.11536390]

The memelines are real. Bears rule for the rest of this month, dont fight it. Just make money. We bull again after elections.

[Anonymous No.11536430]

tsla getting FBI probe for lying about production numbers
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/26/tesla-faces-criminal-probe-over-allegedly-misstating-production-numbers-and-misleading-investors-wsj.html

[Anonymous No.11536457]

>>11536430