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>That women in the office who uses any excuse to bring donuts to work

>> No.11533539

>that brainlet on biz that can't distinguish between the singular and plural form of one of the most commonly used nouns in the english language

>> No.11533551

>>11533539
S A V A G E

>> No.11533564

Bases

>> No.11533565

>>11533539
Stop being so tough on him men, maybe he had a freudian slip.

>> No.11533580

>>11533529
i hate these women, seriously. They come back for seconds, thirds, fourths, they'll make a scene too, "oh did you get your THIRD DONUT yet?", "no i didn't, but i don't want it", "You MUST take another!" and then it forces you to say "no, really I dont want it. You go ahead...", and of course they do go ahead, "OH... I shouldn't... but just this once" (she said for the 5th time that week) and then she takes her 6th donut for the morning...

FFS these women are beyond repulsive. They're extremely inefficient at their jobs as well. I imagine if you put a competent man into any of their positions he'd get 5-10x more work done in a given day and with exponentially less hassle and nonsense.

>> No.11533582

>>11533539
Many times half of my brain is re-editing the message not telling the other half that reviews it

>> No.11533588

>>11533580
BS... No one eats that many donuts... Do they???

>> No.11533597

>>11533539
rekt

>> No.11533601

>tfw office in the basement with the server farm that you never have to leave and interact with normies.

Even have my own fridge and a toilet only me, my boss, and the janitor use. Super comfy.

IT is comfy

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>>11533588
in North America yes
I've seen one fat office lady eat 12 donuts before... and everyone thought it was cute

but usually these ladies eat like 3-4 donuts in one sitting. they also love to order cakes for any occasion - bosses birthday? cake! someones anniversary? cake! someone retiring? cake! someone promoted? cake!

i remember at one company there was like 14 cakes in one single month... literally every second day we had a goddamn cake, and the office ladies always eat it all

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>>11533539
W-why can’t I edit my post...f-fuck 4chan, this site is shit....

>> No.11533671

>>11533601
Gib comfy job pls

>> No.11533680

>>11533529
Did you make this wojak just for this thread?

>> No.11533700

>>11533529

Lmao

>> No.11533714

>>11533671
Local government IT is the way to go

>> No.11533976

>>11533613
That cake is just a slab of sugar, I hate those type of cakes.

>> No.11534015

In my office, we hold a monthly meeting where snacks are served. Veggie platters, chips, brownies, snack bars and the occasional cake. I noticed this eastern european women devour huge quantities of food every time like she is a starving migrant. It's impressive how thin she is.

>> No.11534019

>>11533714
I have no IT experience ;_;

>> No.11534079

>>11533613
My work had cake on my last day. I thought it was pretty funny, since I had explicity told them I was leaving for a better schedule, i.e. I'd rather not be working there. Cake anyway! Maybe they were happy to see me go.

>> No.11534140

>>11533565
Subtle

>> No.11534418

Just eat the fucking donuts you autists

>> No.11534581
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11534581

>what do you mean you don't like eating big amounts of processed shit that has no nutritional benefits and only makes you weaker?

>> No.11534887

>>11533671
a two year AS from community college will get you everything you want

>> No.11534921
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>>11533529

>Join us in our mediocrity

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>>11534921
>be more productive. Help grow mr Goldstein's business.

>> No.11535123

>>11534887
I'll think about it. I honestly can't stand a school setting. I tried community college after high school. it was a super terrible experience.

>> No.11535154

>>11535123
if you're able to self-motivate, you can probably do cisco net academy online and get a ccna. segue that into an internship at a k12 or something (assuming you're allowed within 100m of them)

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>>11535154

...

>> No.11535242

>>11535231
surely you must be as smart as her, anon. i believe in you. take those gibs and live a comfy life of indolence

>> No.11535251

>>11535242
ps i'm posting from my comfy job right now. shoes off, straight whiskey in a coffee cup, going to play vidya this afternoon

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>>11535242

>> No.11535298

>>11533529
Oh fuck off OP. She's a nice lady. She's probably the only one in the office who doesn't think your a total fucking loser.

>> No.11535301

>>11535231
Hol up imma program me some gran theft autos n sheeit

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>>11535242
>>11535298
>>11535301

>> No.11535326

I would rather have some landwhale that finishes her donuts than the swaths of women at my job that cut pieces and pick at every donut because they're on a """diet""". Now I can't find a single full donut and have to eat off this fucking sampler platter because they have no self control. Just eat the fucking donut.

>> No.11535327

>>11535313
Ay yo I aint tryna learn no python yall gon teach me to program in egyptian? I wuz a kang yu no

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>>11535242
>>11535327

>> No.11535352

>>11535340
how much closer can we comfortably go?

>> No.11535355

>>11535352
Until we wuz pixels n sheeit

>> No.11535389

>>11533529
So... Explain to me what's the problem with something that is basically free and they are pretty much paying you to be there and enjoy? I think some of you really are autists

>>11533601
Sharing the bathroom with the janitor... Your never gonna make it.

>> No.11535401 [DELETED] 

>>11533655
*gives reddit gold*

>> No.11535433
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>>11533655

*gives reddit gold*

Loooooool I know how you feel.

>> No.11535493

>>11535326
>women at my job that cut pieces and pick at every donut because they're on a """diet""". Now I can't find a single full donut and have to eat off this fucking sampler platter because they have no self control. Just eat the fucking donut.
This. Seen it so often I want to scream at those bitches.

>> No.11535540

>>11535242
This >>11535231 guy was not me.
I'll look into it lol thanks for the tip. Not sure what you meant by not being able to go near a k12 tho.

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>>11535540

>> No.11535630

>>11535540
He’s implying that you might be a convicted sex offender

>> No.11535652

>>11535493
if you don't start screaming at those bitches....nothings going to change anon.

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11536064

>sounds like someone has a case of the mondays

>> No.11536097

>>11533588
I eat a whole box. Thought it was normal

>> No.11536205

>>11533539
epic gamer moment

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>>11536064
I swear to the Almighty, if some bitch comes up to me and says this shit, I'll strangle her