Happy wife happy life right?

[Anonymous No.11521235]

Heh say anon when are you gonna settle down, get married and buy a house?

[Anonymous No.11521252]

>>11521235
My wife makes me happy and I enjoy spending time with her.

[Anonymous No.11521287]

>>11521252
How well behaved is her son? Serious question

[Anonymous No.11521293]

>>11521252
Mine too anon. My life at home is absolutely perfect. Making a million dollars in crypto is all I need now to literally solve all my problems.

[Anonymous No.11521318]

>>11521287
She doesn't have previous partners because I am not a retard I got my wife to fall in love with me when we were still in HS.

>>11521293
Could be better but I am not rich.

[Anonymous No.11521328]

>>11521235
I HAVE FOUND A NICE GIRL AND I FUCKING LOOOOVE HER

WHOOOOO NIGGAS

[Anonymous No.11521343]

>>11521318
I'm jealous, I'm 25 years old and all the women around me are overweight used-up stacies with dead end jobs or starbucks tier degrees

[Anonymous No.11521344]

You know a house is an investment anon! Real estate always goes up! Forget that we are at the top of a bubble, importing unskilled 3rd worlders at an alarming rate, and the fact you have to pay property taxes, insurance and repairs! Your a loser if you don’t own a suburban McMansion and put yourself into 100’sk in debt!

[Anonymous No.11521372]

>>11521235
Fake
>women make life miserable
Gay
>see point 1, so if wife makes anon happy wife must be a trans, anon is married to a man

[Anonymous No.11521377]

>>11521343
I heard people in the UK and America have it rough with your woman. Sorry Anon, "big" city woman suck all around the world though.

[Anonymous No.11521498]

>>11521235
>tfw haven't had sex or gf in almost 5 years
>15k at 21 years old
>zero debt
Not worth it desu

[Anonymous No.11521870]

>>11521235
lol 3D
Just Monika.

[Anonymous No.11522069]

>>11521252
Buy a dog. I'll be that happy go lucky free spirit passing your minivan from the right lane with a dog hanging his head out the window, barking at you as your wife is screaming at you to ask for directions

[Anonymous No.11522169]

24 year old doomer here that got engaged to my girlfriend of 4 years. It was a big decision, but I realized that if I kept waiting for "just the right time" it would never come. We make each other happy, enjoy the same things, and look forward to a family.

All of my divorced 30 year old boomer co-workers and actual boomers tried to tell me I was making a mistake and talk me out of it. Did I fuck up /biz/, or have I just been demoralized by the past generations of divorcees on their 3rd wife?

[Anonymous No.11522194]

>>11522169
If you have to ask, you fucked up. Enjoy the ride

[Anonymous No.11522220]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI02MYwwUzM

[Anonymous No.11522239]

>>11522194
I don't see a divorce in our future at all, I'm simply wondering why all these boomers got so butthurt when I told them I was planning to get married.

[Anonymous No.11522241]

>>11521235
After I build a decently competing cartel empire selling counterfeit jeans.

[Anonymous No.11522253]

>>11522169
We're all happy for you, but get a prenup anyway.

[Anonymous No.11522280]

>>11522239
When a woman will get acquainted with the new situation she's in, she'll start to have thoughts she didn't before. Thoughts she didn't even knew she could've had.
Her behavior will change as she will not have to keep a facade in front of you any more. She won't care about your surprise about this, because she has you by the balls. This will launch into a 'positive' feedback loop ending in complete misery.

[Anonymous No.11522337]

>>11522169
Go for it. Worst that could happen is a divorce, and then, you can honestly say never to marriage without a second thought. Or, live happily ever after with her, it's 70/30 odds for the Snapchat generation 60/40 for the myspace generation, 50/50 for the msdos generation and 40/60 for der boomer

[Anonymous No.11522356]

>>11522253
This. For real. Blame it on your parents or something but you have to get one. Also write in some escape clause with which you can fuck her over from almost everything just in case

[Anonymous No.11522408]

Full disclosure: My dad was a divorce attorney before he worked at Nintendo

[Anonymous No.11522409]

Yes. Even though I know there is a huge gamble in doing so, and that I'll likely get divorced I'm doing it anyway.

Theres nothing I want more than a nice home with a wife I love and a few kids to come home to every day. It's too risky not to at least try, and miss out on the greatest thing in life; family.

[Anonymous No.11522665]

>>11522253
Thanks fren, you're one of the few that has even wished me well. Surprised it came from /biz/.

>>11522280
Of course relationships change after being with someone for time. I've watched that happen for the last 4 years already, and we always adapt and grow stronger because of it. Things we're different in my past relationships.

>>11522337
This was my assessment. Are these the odds for divorce or odds of staying together?

>>11522356
No prenup required as we're both lowly wagecucks and not materialistic in the slightest. She comes from a family in medicine and probably has more potential money in her future than I do anyways.

>>11522409
This doesn't seem like the best outlook. Planning for a divorce sounds like a bad sign that it will be a self fulfilling prophecy.

[Anonymous No.11522675]

>>11521252
Fag

[Anonymous No.11522712]

>>11522169
Being divorced in your 30s is better than being forever alone in your 30s.

[Anonymous No.11522734]

>>11522665
I'm not planning for a divorce at all. I just understand the statistics aren't very promising. People don't get married thinking they will get divorced, but it happens to half of them anyway

[Anonymous No.11522748]

>>11522169
You're prob fucked. 30 year old boomer here and almost all my friends that married young are divorced now. Almost across the board the woman changed as soon as they tied the knot. You'll also probably start to resent her 10 years from now when you wake up and realize you never got to fully enjoy your 20s and instead wasted them on a now fat and equally resentful old hag. Sorry for the size of this red pill, it's going to hurt to swallow it.

[Anonymous No.11522911]

>>11522169
unless you were the first to deflower her, dump that bitch and find a virgin.

[Anonymous No.11522919]

>>11522712
If you’ve already had one or two LTR’s how is being a divorced cuck who lost half his shit better than being alone in your 30’s? I get it if you’ve never had a relationship before I guess but if you have and have realized women are a meme to make you be a good goy why take the gamble?

[Anonymous No.11522925]

>when are you gonna settle down, get married and buy a house?
When I'll become normal.

[Anonymous No.11523017]

A true wife is a life partner. It's the one person other than your parents that always has your back. Fuck your friends in the end they look out for themselves... your bitch is the one who will be at the hospital when you have a fucking heart attack. She is the one who will be there when your dick no longer works. Keep your woman happy - fuck her often and support her... dont listen to these NEETvirgin losers.

[Anonymous No.11523183]

bought a house before getting a gf

[Anonymous No.11523330]

>>11522665
It's my own personal
Divorce/married till death
Assessment

[Anonymous No.11523344]

>>11521252
said nobody ever

[Anonymous No.11523364]

>>11522911
where the fuck do you find a virgin these days
I have a hard time meeting girls in general let alone virgins

[Anonymous No.11523377]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v40snz-k7J8

[Anonymous No.11523390]

>>11523364
east asia and go for the college ones. most spent too much time in highschool studying to get into a good school to have much of a social life.

[Anonymous No.11523395]

>>11523377

[Anonymous No.11523706]

>>11523377
>Respect womyn!
>stop treating us like sex objects!
Behave like sex objects more and more everyday......

[Anonymous No.11523752]

>>11521344
Ugh

[Anonymous No.11523762]

>>11522069
>Get a dog goys, fuck women
People like you ate the same as the 30 year old cat ladies. What is it with people and their mutt fixations. Dogs are simply tools anon, not a human replacement.

[Anonymous No.11523779]

>>11522169
I’m 30, and I know I’m a totally different person I was when I was 24. I would not be that guys friend. People change over time, that’s why marriages get turbulent before people’s brains are fully developed. If it works though good for you, go make some white babies.

[Anonymous No.11523841]

>>11523779
Divorce is an easy-quit for women whenever there is a problem in marriage, they get half of you wealth, kids and can easily find another partner, it is just a bad business for us

[Anonymous No.11523848]

>>11523762
>doggo
>loyal, listens, happy to see you when you get home, there for you during your darkest moments and will cuddle up with you when you’re sad, low budget/maintenance, can be used to pick up girls to fuck
>woman
>none of the above
>has a wet hole
>ages in dog years after 21

[Anonymous No.11523866]

>>11523841
>can easily find another partner
Is this true? Who the hell wants a single mother? Her choices become get narrowed to disgusting beta cucks she still detests.

[Anonymous No.11523915]

>>11523848
You're just projecting most of those emotions though
Even if the dog were existentially sad somehow you wouldn't even care
You can only have a onesided conversation with a dog, which you can also have just by yourself

[Anonymous No.11523920]

>>11523390
How do I meet college girls. I'm out of college now :C

[Anonymous No.11523946]

>>11523915
>You can only have a onesided conversation with a dog
autist detected

[Anonymous No.11524001]

>>11523866
Even fat disabled women get laid better than the average guy, this is how this society works, look out for tinder experiments

[Anonymous No.11524003]

>>11523920
Sign up again

[Anonymous No.11524057]

>>11523779
This guy gets it. Getting married in your early/mid 20s is like taking out a huge student loan at 18 to get a liberal arts degree. You're locking yourself into a huge lifelong commitment while your mind is still under development. It works out for some but for most it's a disaster.

[Anonymous No.11524105]

>>11523915
My dog literally vocalizes emotions with grunts and whines similar to Chewbacca. I can't honestly say he isn't sentient like myself. Way more fun than the ex wife, can confirm he gets me laid when i want it too.

[Anonymous No.11524154]

>>11524105
Anon, the problem is that people always fall into their infatuation and blindly hitch with some bitch. It isn't a race, you should date a minimum of 7 years before you decide if moving in together or hitching is even worth it. I see too many men and women making shitty ass decisions because:
>muh dick/vagina
>this is the best I can do
>she/he is out of my league, score!
>money/financial security
>muh dick/vagina

[Anonymous No.11524261]

[Anonymous No.11524274]

>>11524001
>get laid better
who cares about getting laid in this situation. Certainly not the single mother.

[Anonymous No.11524292]

>>11524154
>7 years
>women are ticking timebombs that crave commitment before they devalue
>7 years
probably the average length of marriages these days, it was for me.
Shit nigga, they'll just leave before ever having to get married, it's a win win. Why didn't i think of that at age 23?? Oh yeah, my brain was still soft.

[Anonymous No.11524324]

>>11524292
Sorry anon. I've been happily married 11 years. Bitch knows she has it good, but if she decides to go full stacy on my ass, I made it clear I would just love on. Although I know that won't happen. I'm not a second chance type of guy though. We dis meet since we were high school sweethearts and she's pretty based.

[Anonymous No.11524349]

>>11522069
i got a dog and hes a pain in the ass 24/7

[Anonymous No.11524383]

>>11524057
thats the best time to get married so you grow and develop with your partner cementing the relationship instead of growing up alone

[Anonymous No.11524989]

>>11524383
DELET

[Anonymous No.11525043]

>>11523848
Dogs are the emotional equivalent of a sexdoll

[Anonymous No.11525178]

Me and my bf have been together 8 years, started dating when I was 19 and he was 22. We broke up 3 times and have went through a ton of shit and it's made us stronger and once I finish college we will get married. We also been living together for about 5 years now, I say move in before you get married because then you can see how shitty someone is or isn't

[Anonymous No.11525236]

>>11525043
>not loving your dog unconditionally
>not receiving unconditional love in return
Not making it

[Anonymous No.11525265]

>>11525178
>bf
thats kinda gay

[Anonymous No.11525287]

>>11521235
These posts are how people cope with sucking at women/socializing/life

I'm sorry you're so sad. Expand those Horizons.

[Anonymous No.11525443]

I'll settle down and buy a house when HOT reaches $1.

[Anonymous No.11525522]

>>11525265
but im a vagina

[Anonymous No.11526458]

>>11521252
cuck