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Got $1900 , how do I turn this into $50000 ASAP.

>> No.11521094

Invest in Crack cocaine and Crystal Meth.

>> No.11521102

>>11521094
Fuck Off,

real advice only

>> No.11521113
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Two words, anon:

COCAINE

>> No.11521136

>>11521113
No drugs, I mean a cryptocurrency , can probably get $5k easily so I can invest $7k into some coin

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>>11521102
>Fuck Off,
>real advice only
That was real advice. Never going to make it.

>> No.11521164

>>11521144
Well I'd end up dead or in prison

>> No.11521171

net worth start: +$ 1 900
Invest in knee pads: -$ 30
Suck 48130 dicks for $1 a pop: +$48 130

Net worth end: +$50 000


I'm not an accountant so you should probably double check the numbers before investing in the pads.

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>>11521084
Bitmex short BTC 100x

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>>11521136
>No drugs, I mean a cryptocurrency
>turn this into $50000 ASAP

buy kneepads with monero faggot

>> No.11521189

>>11521171
20% goes to tax so you end up with $40,000

>> No.11521198

>>11521171
I wouldn't even do that for a billion dollars. I just want some money to sustain my neet lifestyle for a year and a half.

>> No.11521200 [DELETED] 

>>11521171
You forgot add in a lifetimes worth of AIDS Medication. OP had bleeding gums one day.

>> No.11521214
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>>11521189
>paying tax on kneepad work

>> No.11521222

>>11521198

why not you dont have any self respect left anyway neet

>> No.11521229

>>11521214
You don't pay taxes for sucking dick?

>> No.11521230

You forgot to add in a lifetimes worth of antiretroviral therapy, OP might have gingivitis

>> No.11521256

>>11521084
buy metadium, FBG is one of many investors, will pump hard, dyor.

>> No.11521260

>>11521198
For one billion you would actually have to suck 999998130 dics. I haven't done the calculation, but I don't think it would be physically impossible if taking into account the average lifespan of zoomers. And if you on top of that have to pay 20% in tax, as the other anon mentioned, then it could be a real possibility you'll run out of dicks before reaching your goal.

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>>11521229
>charging money for kneepad work

>> No.11521286

>>11521084
So you want to make a 2631% profit in what? A year? I'll have you know that's impossible to do. Even buffet's own company only made like ~20% this year. Real advice might be to learn to count cards and go to a couple casinos, or buy a bunch of lottery tickets and hope you get lucky.

>> No.11521305

Buy LINK.

>> No.11521364

>>11521305
How buy link?