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AHHHHHHHH

MY 401K IS FUCKING TANKING

>> No.11512810

it's ok, you can't touch it for so long without paying a huge penalty why does it even matter. unless you're a boomer who will be eligible in the next 2-5 years and will rely on it. then you're fucked

>> No.11514103

>>11512789
at the beginning of march my 401k (actively managed because last employer only offered that and thinks its better lol) has made $1200 up until yesterday. Those "experts" legit just wiped out all my gains FROM LAST MARCH IN THE SPAN OF AN HOUR WHAT IN THE FUCK.

I literally make more money gambling on bitmex than these "muh PhD finance expert certification degree" monkeys. Fuck them.

>> No.11514161
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11514161

What even is a 401k

>> No.11515294

>>11512789
>He actually thinks he will be able to cash out a 401k in the near future
You have no idea what's coming.

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>>11512810

>no goy, you cant take YOUR money out of our rigged markets

When will this fucking STOP?

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>>11515344
You dont need to have it in equities anon, flip if to a 2 year gic if the market is too spooky for you.

>> No.11516224

>>11514161
Something the Boomers do with Nike gear