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/smg/ - Smash Market General Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:06:55 2018 No.11512399 [Reply] [Original]

CEO Mike edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11510847

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:07:53 2018 No.11512419 >>11512399 Aftermarket pump incoming you fucking bears

>>	(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Wed Oct 24 16:08:01 2018 No.11512422 File: 223 KB, 600x480, NoMoreFucking3DP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:08:10 2018 No.11512426 Just fuck my shit up fampai

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:08:15 2018 No.11512428 >all this overreaction this is when you buy retards

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:08:36 2018 No.11512433 First for Pasta Pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:08:44 2018 No.11512434 File: 13 KB, 220x229, AA921.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:09:00 2018 No.11512437 AMD ER call http://ir.amd.com/upcoming-events TSLA ER call http://ir.tesla.com/events-and-presentations

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:09:07 2018 No.11512440 File: 352 KB, 583x1508, 1531979775929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SHORT THE VXX AND BUY GOD DAMNIT

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:09:09 2018 No.11512441 SAINT PETER DON'T CALL ME CAUSE I CAN'T GO

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:09:24 2018 No.11512449 File: 82 KB, 335x210, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512428

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Wed Oct 24 16:09:26 2018 No.11512450 File: 2.00 MB, 250x187, 1540065164932.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this could be the one that takes us down for years

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:09:30 2018 No.11512451 FUCK I'M UNDER $1M NET WORTH NOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:09:35 2018 No.11512454 File: 1.56 MB, 4016x4016, File Jan 30, 11 28 26 PM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Say my name.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:09:44 2018 No.11512457 MICROSOFT RECORD EARNINGS STILL GETTING FUCKED AFTER HOURS

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:10:05 2018 No.11512461 File: 19 KB, 600x391, 1520957631319.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Threadly reminder to never relax around blacks. Also, buy GLD, SLV, GLSI, and SLVO in case of blue wave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:10:10 2018 No.11512463 Buy the dip. I swear im not trying to get you to hold my bags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:10:12 2018 No.11512464 >>11512454 Juden?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:10:38 2018 No.11512471 https://edge.media-server.com/m6/p/omd73p8r link to TSLA earning call if anyone wants to hear Elon act like an autist

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:10:59 2018 No.11512478 >>11512457 It's up you dumb nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:11:22 2018 No.11512492 File: 19 KB, 423x245, dividends-monopoly-man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN MSFT will beat earnings, cap it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:11:32 2018 No.11512495 >>11512457 it's up like 3 percent wtf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:11:34 2018 No.11512496 >>11512492 they already did

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:11:39 2018 No.11512499 File: 375 KB, 500x375, IGNORE ME.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512450 >stealing my gifs

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Wed Oct 24 16:11:41 2018 No.11512500 File: 34 KB, 480x480, 0e54b3636b58f12bb4b934c7b37acb213acc0b24_hq(1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pretty sure that we officially just entered a second correction

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Oct 24 16:11:48 2018 No.11512502 >>11512471 After the last one I don't listen It's too cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:11:48 2018 No.11512503 >>11512457 stupid kike it's going up

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:11:54 2018 No.11512504 File: 530 KB, 748x571, 1535910099518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mfw microsoft moons tonight

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:12:11 2018 No.11512511 >mfw was thinking about buying an AMD put last night. >Mfw it would have already been profitable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:12:14 2018 No.11512513 >>11512471 His Q218 earning call was kind of cringy >eeeer gibberish yeah >ahemm eer >yeah >gibberish

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:12:32 2018 No.11512521 >>11512496 see, i was correct

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:12:39 2018 No.11512524 we're definitely experiencing a change in behaviour. just look at stocks like northrop grumman. we'll possibly go up short term, but it's definitely very uncertain times. there is a big chance that we will be way lower in a few weeks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:12:48 2018 No.11512525 The immediate response to numbers isn't everything. Depends on guidance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:12:58 2018 No.11512529 PUMP THE VIX IT'S OVER BABY BOYS

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:13:05 2018 No.11512531 File: 147 KB, 1440x2033, screenshot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512415 It was a great day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:13:25 2018 No.11512534 AMD earnings at 5:30est?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:13:30 2018 No.11512535 File: 144 KB, 567x567, baggy_smolspec_vs_ws.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ALGN beats on EPS and revenues >-22%

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Oct 24 16:13:36 2018 No.11512536 >>11512531 Based

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Wed Oct 24 16:13:57 2018 No.11512540 File: 72 KB, 615x615, 1536899771314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512499

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Wed Oct 24 16:14:08 2018 No.11512543 >>11512531 Holy shit. Nice job!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:14:24 2018 No.11512546 >>11512511 >tfw I've been shorting AMD for weeks Maybe should have closed now, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:14:44 2018 No.11512552 >>11512531 based and put pilled

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:14:51 2018 No.11512555 >>11512531 Whatchu got goin on there my dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:15:04 2018 No.11512556 >>11512531 What is this from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:15:05 2018 No.11512557 File: 2.72 MB, 1280x720, the bagdanoffs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512531 >graduated to big boy day trading threshold fuck you I'm happy for you but eat a bag of dicks for being a bear > ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:15:56 2018 No.11512571 File: 353 KB, 800x447, CM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NAAAAASDAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEC

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:16:16 2018 No.11512574 BASED MICROSOFT

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Wed Oct 24 16:16:22 2018 No.11512576 >>11512531 What's your net worth? You have a lot of confidence in what your plan was for today

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:16:29 2018 No.11512578
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>>11512463
>>11512428

>"The contradictions inherent in the movement of capitalist society impress themselves upon the practical bourgeois most strikingly in the changes of the periodic cycle, through which modern industry runs, and whose crowning point is the universal crisis. That crisis is once again approaching, although as yet but in its preliminary stage."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:16:30 2018 No.11512577 File: 227 KB, 1400x764, d98.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512531

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:16:54 2018 No.11512583 File: 32 KB, 479x377, 4L_6c10XGxu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >NIO I know, I know Hoping for strong TSLA numbers to float the boat here but fuck me this is bad

The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Wed Oct 24 16:16:58 2018 No.11512585
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Long US markets anons

House and senate are going supermajority red and we'll get back to setting new ATHs. Thank democrats for their failure of a false flag letting us get equity on discount.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:17:00 2018 No.11512588 HOLY SHIT MY TSLA CALL IS SAVED, BASED FUCKING MUSK

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:17:28 2018 No.11512591 >>11512578 based and marxpilled

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:17:45 2018 No.11512598 File: 140 KB, 1898x1005, 1533339020192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tesla Saving the market

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:17:53 2018 No.11512600 >>11512571 KEK

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:18:21 2018 No.11512612 File: 332 KB, 668x604, o5ex8jvqtjo11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MY 4 TESLA CALLS YES

>>	(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Wed Oct 24 16:18:23 2018 No.11512614 File: 1.15 MB, 2560x1676, 1535416916372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] V beat earnings too

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:18:54 2018 No.11512619 File: 143 KB, 1440x2055, screenshot2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512555 >>11512556 >>11512557 >>11512576 SPY puts, November 9th expiry. This is almost everything I have; it's been a hell of a trip.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:20:05 2018 No.11512627 File: 9 KB, 227x222, h98.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WERE BACK

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:20:28 2018 No.11512635 welp...was doing ok but now joining the JUST crew. who else here /ALGN/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:20:30 2018 No.11512637 >>11512619 that looks like my account without the bounce kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:20:46 2018 No.11512640 File: 65 KB, 1200x693, DqSBDnaWoAE5Q9z[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, I guess we'll talk again about Deutsche bank soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:20:49 2018 No.11512642 >>11512619 How can I be like this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:20:57 2018 No.11512647 TOLD YOU TO BUY THE DIP YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:21:16 2018 No.11512652 >>11512640 >Deutsche Bags

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:21:35 2018 No.11512657 File: 27 KB, 227x222, gw2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:21:50 2018 No.11512663 >>11512619 Nice. Makes complete sense

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:22:00 2018 No.11512670 last minute gambling fun aMD calls please come through! pure degenerate gambling

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Oct 24 16:22:35 2018 No.11512679 >>11512640 How can one bank still be so terrible?

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:22:48 2018 No.11512682
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>>11512619
Nice
The bears are starting to get to me, broke my $1,000 total profits today, I'm back to triple digit gains

And starting to think I need to try something new..
Or just hold extra hard..

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:22:57 2018 No.11512685 File: 16 KB, 882x758, 1521738855742.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I listened to TSLA bears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:23:19 2018 No.11512692 File: 1.02 MB, 1137x1021, 1526952227257.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck you bears

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:23:41 2018 No.11512694 BASED ELON!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:24:00 2018 No.11512699 >V raises dividend 19% >Will very likely beat eps estimates> >Down $10 Hahahahaha this market is FUCKING STUPID My maintenance isn’t for another 55% lower, try me fuckers, you can’t borrow a single share and I sure won’t sell you any when you cover.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:24:07 2018 No.11512701 >>11512685 100% chance you can go on twitter right now and find 10 bears posting their detective work why the numbers are fraud. I haven't looked yet but it's 100% chance. The 100% chance is why you shouldn't believe it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:24:54 2018 No.11512716 >>11512619 FUCKING BASED

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:25:19 2018 No.11512723 >>11512701 Their average M3 sold for over $56000 according to their numbers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:26:24 2018 No.11512741 File: 154 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20181024-162549.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Or maybe I just need to learn how to options

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:27:25 2018 No.11512750 Bear massacre in after hours. Fucking told you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:28:09 2018 No.11512761 >just clutched 300% gains on ford 8$ puts before huge pump

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:28:15 2018 No.11512762 File: 1.44 MB, 900x835, AnimuRee.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NICE FUCKING TIMING ON THAT RATE HIKE BANK OF CANADA

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:28:18 2018 No.11512763 BEARS BTFO

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:28:19 2018 No.11512764 >>11512682 >>11512741 what application is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:28:23 2018 No.11512765 >>11512451 did your parents give you that 1M to start with? or did you just ride a green boomer market?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:28:52 2018 No.11512774 >>11512750 Do you truly think all these earnings beats aren't going to be faded into oblivion?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:29:02 2018 No.11512778 >>11512428 Zoom out

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:29:23 2018 No.11512782 >>11512764 Snapchat

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Wed Oct 24 16:29:52 2018 No.11512793 File: 99 KB, 1280x720, 1523716471526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512100 Y-you better give it your all or me no forgive you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:30:01 2018 No.11512796 >>11512774 Earning beats = good economy = stocks go up If you can't understand that maybe you're too uninitiated to be in this market

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:30:04 2018 No.11512798 File: 92 KB, 609x942, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512750 ???

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:30:15 2018 No.11512803 >>11512764 robinhood

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:30:46 2018 No.11512809 >>11512798 that doesn't show after hours

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:31:05 2018 No.11512813 >>11512803 is that the best broker? i’m wondering which one i should go with.

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Wed Oct 24 16:31:14 2018 No.11512816 >>11512619 Jesse dude suck trade with an could do that @_@

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:31:43 2018 No.11512829 >>11512796 You're coming from the perspective that these prices actually reflect what these companies are worth. Laughable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:32:35 2018 No.11512842 rip AMD and $300

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:32:36 2018 No.11512844 The ride never ends

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:32:37 2018 No.11512845 File: 309 KB, 582x659, AnimuActivate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512647 I did. Hard. Today's buying tapped out my cash reserves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:32:40 2018 No.11512847 >>11512762 Remember, central banks creating recessions is a conspiracy theory.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:32:43 2018 No.11512849 Goodbye AMD

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:32:58 2018 No.11512852 File: 240 KB, 957x745, 1529550125284.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512816 speak english

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:34:00 2018 No.11512863 >>11512842 damn that analyst that said it would be 17 bucks is right

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:34:03 2018 No.11512869 >>11512845 HODL my brother. You'll be laughing in your sleep when Dow hits 30k

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:34:08 2018 No.11512870 CUT RATES CUT RATES ABOLISH THE FED ELECT RAND PAUL

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:34:09 2018 No.11512871
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>>11512793
>>>11512017
>>says the smuggest jerk here

>>11512764
this
>>11512803

>>11512813
0 trading fees, so good if youre small spec

they will scalp your market orders though, and you shouldnt rely on their charts at all

>>11512796
kek, do people honestly believe that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:34:35 2018 No.11512878 File: 262 KB, 867x881, 1538607850862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AMD holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:35:34 2018 No.11512892 File: 166 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20181024-163505.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512878 Dammit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:35:41 2018 No.11512895 File: 33 KB, 236x214, 1540313605179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AMD AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GUYS WE'RE REACHING ORGASM TERRITORY good thing I didn't close my short

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:35:46 2018 No.11512898 >>11512878 people will probably buy it up on the cheap for a nice bounce back

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:35:49 2018 No.11512899 File: 168 KB, 500x600, wojak_aaaaa_hat_amd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512878 JUST.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:36:01 2018 No.11512902 >>11512878 buy the dip! I felt bad selling at $19.50 months ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:36:22 2018 No.11512905 >>11512871 Fuck. I live in the UK, so I can’t get it. Do you know any good UK brokers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:36:30 2018 No.11512909 File: 96 KB, 640x574, 5FBFE318-4BED-4B37-B322-BE572FB2AC96.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I just fucking kms? I have like $300 to throw into some put gamble. They say the first one is free right

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:37:54 2018 No.11512928 >>11512899 7nm will save it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:37:54 2018 No.11512929 File: 204 KB, 645x645, 1530242135681.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AMD

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:37:57 2018 No.11512931 File: 792 KB, 539x960, 2C8A0A93-ECC7-4C8E-B654-B25A385612F1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512878 What is going through his head right now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEEY3ey8PRE

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:38:33 2018 No.11512939 >>11512765 it's from wage slaving mostly

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:39:06 2018 No.11512948 File: 58 KB, 625x418, 6c2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512905 Dude just look at the fucking OP. I'm tired of seeing this question asked so often

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:39:18 2018 No.11512950
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>>11512905
not sure, digerio (sp?) or interactive broker get mentioned by euros a bit?

these are not the best time to ask for non-american app to use

i know dutch and french posters post on here like 5am-8am EST

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:39:46 2018 No.11512953 LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP AMD $100 EOY

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:39:46 2018 No.11512955 PUMP THE VIX YOU MORONS

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:40:15 2018 No.11512960 NVDA 196 and the drop hasn't stopped... Cheap chips

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:40:37 2018 No.11512966 Why didn't I wait to buy AMD? Fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:41:51 2018 No.11512984 File: 725 KB, 4001x2850, 1538317787371.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512741 your hold discipline is very good Dont make the deadly switch to option

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:42:55 2018 No.11513002 File: 1.55 MB, 4032x3024, 8A196F9B-220E-4F82-A2E6-FF6F0C03A195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512816 Kneepad tell me are we gonna be alright ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:43:21 2018 No.11513005 AMD has slow country waiting music on the webcast that is bad mojo

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:44:04 2018 No.11513013 >TFW had an AMD 18 put >it expired last week >TFW can see the future but act too soon on the vision Fuck me

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:44:51 2018 No.11513018
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on the plus side F is up 7% after hours

but most are too brainlet to own it

>>11512984
thanks

its hard when you see more and more peoples making it with options though

then again you dont see posters once they seppoku themselves after losing everything...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:45:37 2018 No.11513028 >>11513018 That's not how you play arcade games lol what a dumb bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:45:57 2018 No.11513032 File: 259 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20181024-164417_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Boys, I got into an accident and came back to this. I didn't set stop losses. Help. Please send help ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:46:46 2018 No.11513041 TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:46:58 2018 No.11513042 guys i've got $50k in cash, how much SPY should i buy at these levels

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:47:43 2018 No.11513046 >>11513032 what are you holding

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:48:05 2018 No.11513049 >>11513018 why is she hugging that arcade game she must really like it haha

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:48:22 2018 No.11513056 Why is this happening :( market go BACK UP WHAT THE FUCK is this the golden eternal bear run?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:48:23 2018 No.11513055 >>11513018 moar???

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:48:54 2018 No.11513063 >>11513032 HODL.

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:49:10 2018 No.11513065
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>>11510510
The fundamentals haven't changed at all with GALT since it was at $7
It's exactly the same company it was then
You would have to be an overemotional bitch to sell at this point

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:49:34 2018 No.11513070 >>11513042 drop 1k on SPY puts every week until midterms

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:49:41 2018 No.11513071 File: 10 KB, 224x250, 454176825666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512878 >>11512929 It's going back to $2 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:50:15 2018 No.11513078 File: 186 KB, 1080x1350, 1539862292536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DON'T SELL YOUR GALT IT'S THE SAME COMPANY IT WAS AT $7, AND THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE OF A BUYOUT BY EOY

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:50:34 2018 No.11513083
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>>11513056
Railroad
Screencap it
After UNP earnings tomorrow the market will rally to new heights

The second you capitulate is when the bog makes their move

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:51:17 2018 No.11513090 File: 41 KB, 291x465, 1479542248919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >below 18$ now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:51:19 2018 No.11513091 File: 1.07 MB, 2400x2400, IMG_1542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513065 >Gay poster is GALT shill Really joggin my noggin

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:52:08 2018 No.11513102 >>11513083 maybe the reason this correction has been going on for so long is because I haven't even thought about capitulating

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:52:17 2018 No.11513105 Calls to listen to 100% AMD and Tesla

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:52:37 2018 No.11513111 >>11513046 Some weed stocks, amd, nio, qtt, nbev, altimmune (i regret so hard not selling nbev and altimmune) and a few others.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:53:13 2018 No.11513118 >tfw you don't even make enough money to average your positions and are entirely at the whim of the market

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:53:26 2018 No.11513121 I'm holding onto AMD fuck you niggers

>>	(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Wed Oct 24 16:53:43 2018 No.11513126 If chink shit will just go green for like a week or two I am more than happy to abandon ship. I just need these calls to bring my account back up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:53:56 2018 No.11513130 I'm still shocked at nvda 190

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:54:23 2018 No.11513137 THANK YOU BASED VISA

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:54:58 2018 No.11513140 >>11513091 I've been shilling it since the beginning of August, when it went from $3.80 to $6.90, and I'll keep holding it until the company gets bought out or the science changes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:55:06 2018 No.11513141 File: 966 KB, 300x193, 1376735819011.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AMD

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:55:31 2018 No.11513145 wow i'm really holding the bag in these chinese adrs now

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:56:46 2018 No.11513162 >>11513078 Stop shilling your fucking biotech bags, there’s always a buyout, desperate baggies repeat themselves for YEARS waiting for shit, there’s bigger things going on than your $180m nothing company

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:56:49 2018 No.11513163
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In the last 5 min of trading I sold half my tqqq puts for 5x what I paid.

If the market bounces and the rest expire worthless, I still have a nice profit.

If the market shits itself and the puts become in the money, I could make a hundred times my initial investment. Now with zero risk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:57:01 2018 No.11513168 90 minutes to musk call

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:57:02 2018 No.11513169 >>11513102 fuck you capitulate you faggot ur fuckking this all up for me

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:57:59 2018 No.11513181 File: 16 KB, 259x194, 784C8D23-1347-4A5A-A751-E8814D319209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513163 Thanks for informing us asshole hope you get raped

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:58:03 2018 No.11513182 HODL!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 16:59:39 2018 No.11513202 File: 349 KB, 1228x720, ScentOfABobo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513163 Jesus, what should I do with my AMD gains, guys? Salty permabulls need not answer. Only patrician bear opinions wanted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:01:15 2018 No.11513220 >>11513163 fuck YOU YOU FUCKINg BEAR,

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:01:48 2018 No.11513226 >>11513163 communist

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:02:24 2018 No.11513231 File: 100 KB, 720x540, TA6O8G5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are my 10/26 AMD $25 calls dead? Can they make it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:03:59 2018 No.11513253 >>11513231 Dead

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:04:45 2018 No.11513261 >>11512495 i sold at 109. still below my sell price after earnings beat. this market is fucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:04:57 2018 No.11513264 File: 104 KB, 720x900, bobo bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513181 Come try it, I'll be over here waiting 4 u.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:05:47 2018 No.11513279 BUY THE AMD BOTTOM YOU NIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:05:49 2018 No.11513281 >>11513163 i can't even be mad at you, that's solid work there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:06:38 2018 No.11513291 MY STOCKSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:07:04 2018 No.11513299 >>11513281 Don't give in. The golden bull is here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:07:35 2018 No.11513308 >>11513169 Never happening I'll ride this to zero if I have to

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:07:58 2018 No.11513318 File: 117 KB, 762x1024, PTSD Mythra.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT'S OVER

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:08:52 2018 No.11513331 File: 26 KB, 227x222, gw2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >6x leveraged short on AMD

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:09:34 2018 No.11513340 >>11513162 Every big thing starts out as a "180mil nothing company" The science is there, this company is a good buy and multiple big pharma companies have good reason to be interested

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:10:12 2018 No.11513347 >>11513331 Just wait for the earnings call faggot

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:10:24 2018 No.11513350
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Absolutely complete newfag to /biz/ here. I've been reading the OP over and over, following instructions and trying to internalize everything but I'd still enjoy some helpful advice from some anons here if that's possible.
What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:10:33 2018 No.11513353 >>11513331 Fuck, 2x shortlet here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:11:38 2018 No.11513369 19 minutes to lisa su call https://edge.media-server.com/m6/p/kik7az96/dmediaset/audio Anyone in nvda/intel/amd should listen

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:11:54 2018 No.11513372 File: 194 KB, 1242x2208, 63a8fef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hope the market stays down until Friday, I have a paycheck I want to throw at this gaping hole in my portfolio

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:12:41 2018 No.11513382

>>11513350
Find a free trading site and practice
That or jump in with losable money and learn the tough way.

Watch every "you are going to lose all your money" video and article you can find. Don't listen to anyone who doesn't start off scaring you about losing money because they are shills.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:13:04 2018 No.11513385 >>11513264 Hot >>11513340 You sound exactly like every baggie I’ve had the unfortunate displeasure of sharing a float with over the years. Tip: they’re still holding, BO still soon

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:13:12 2018 No.11513386
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>>11513202
You should use some of your gains to buy Nassim Taleb's books and watch this video dozens of times until you have the concepts memorized.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C49cf9PPJfg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:14:30 2018 No.11513400 >>11513372 NAME??

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:14:57 2018 No.11513410 So how much should I wait to jump into AMD/NVDA?

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Oct 24 17:15:18 2018 No.11513414 Holy fuck AMD surpasses all my wildest imaginations Max hate theory proven true, gg Robinhood

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:15:42 2018 No.11513418 File: 124 KB, 479x414, 1537514613755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UNPLUG THE MARKET AND PLUG IT BACK IN NOW!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:16:08 2018 No.11513423 >>11513386 you should start reading better books - or at least books written by less obnoxious narcissists.

>>	(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Wed Oct 24 17:16:38 2018 No.11513430 >>11513414 Imagine being short right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:17:06 2018 No.11513437 This is the AMD bottom

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:17:19 2018 No.11513439 QQQ is now below what it was back in May, 6 month sideways RIP man feels bad

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Oct 24 17:17:45 2018 No.11513444 File: 35 KB, 400x400, 1540245768885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513430 Imagine buying at $34

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:17:55 2018 No.11513449 MU 35 AMD 18 NVD 190 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:18:44 2018 No.11513462
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>>11513350
get your feet wet

buy one tiny stock (any /biz/ shilled meme will work), and buy one stable stock (WM)

see how you react after holding them a while
see how you react when youre selling them often

youll can only learn so much without feeling the pleasure and pain of losing or gaining real money

also learn math, and always be learning about new terms and strategies
and you might have picked literally the best time to buy into the market, so dont hesitate

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:19:10 2018 No.11513466 >>11513449 Should've just made up earnings numbers like Tesla.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:19:20 2018 No.11513468 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? Major indices aren't supposed to drop 3% in one day? QQQ isn't supposed to shed 5% on a single day?! And I was always maintaining AMD is overbought, but -32%?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:20:06 2018 No.11513476 >>11513466 Shoulda watched more anime you mean

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:20:51 2018 No.11513484 File: 11 KB, 318x313, 1509496701510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11511483 a moment of silence for this anon please

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:21:02 2018 No.11513486 >>11513462 >literally the best time Why is that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:21:09 2018 No.11513488 >>11513468 how new are you to trading/investing?

>>	(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Wed Oct 24 17:21:10 2018 No.11513489 >>11513468 Earnings+Profit takers+Dying Hype

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:21:26 2018 No.11513494 File: 75 KB, 788x478, 51515.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just correction

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Oct 24 17:21:44 2018 No.11513498 File: 118 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20181024-152102.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So this is the power of anime...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:21:52 2018 No.11513504 File: 80 KB, 900x900, 1522325905651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512909 Down $50k since 10.01 Hodl

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:22:07 2018 No.11513507 >>11513385 You can think whatever you want about me, it doesn't change anything

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:22:27 2018 No.11513510 >>11513484 irresponsible and reckless

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:23:26 2018 No.11513521 File: 94 KB, 640x480, 1539369806718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513486 The goal of investing is to buy low and sell high The stock market is unusually low right now and it could easily recover soon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:23:46 2018 No.11513523 >>11513423 T. Fragilista

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:23:46 2018 No.11513524 Just lost $300 on AMD AMA

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:23:49 2018 No.11513525 File: 341 KB, 926x740, Screenshot 2018-10-22 at 4.10.49 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513498 U w U What are we going to do on the bed Elon-chan? - t. short seller

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:23:53 2018 No.11513528 File: 3.27 MB, 444x250, 1523329223379.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513386 A random walk is better, because at least probability and the normal distribution have real world use

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:24:06 2018 No.11513534 >>11513423 <--- Never gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:24:18 2018 No.11513541 >>11513486 its on sale you fucking brainlet boomermind

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:24:21 2018 No.11513542 >>11512578 That pompous prick died waiting for the crisis. Stay dead

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:24:34 2018 No.11513544 >>11513521 >sell high true, or you can hodl forever and collect dividends for reinvestment and then live off them in retirement, never having to sell principal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:24:55 2018 No.11513545 >>11513524 Me too, bought 3 end of week calls at $100 each. Shitty gamble. $0 now

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:25:07 2018 No.11513549 File: 4 KB, 250x250, 1530933339604.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > tfw sold all my bags for massive losses but at least now i can enjoy laughing at the people still hodling

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:25:26 2018 No.11513551 >>11513524 Just HODL.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:25:32 2018 No.11513552 File: 330 KB, 714x915, 1539192659692.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm not fucking selling during a correction It will not happen

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Oct 24 17:25:40 2018 No.11513555 File: 269 KB, 832x1152, 1539711090197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513525 CONSENSUAL TRANSACTION

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:25:50 2018 No.11513556
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>>11513418
This
This is now the worst month since february 2009. People seriously think this is worse than the bottom of the gfc, what the fuck.
Uhhhh I think it’s broken
>>11513468
Hormones and lots of fear
>>11513507
It isn’t personal. That’s just the line everyone says. Literally go on any micro cap biotech board on whatever stock gambling forums you like and they’ll say
>fundamentals haven’t changed
>BO soon
>great results
>size of the market
>price doesn’t matter, we 5x soon
All of them
>>11513549
Buy high sell low

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:26:27 2018 No.11513561 >>11512578 i hope he was reincarnated as a venezuelan dog and was eaten by hungry commies after their "utopia" collapsed

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:26:35 2018 No.11513565 >>11513549 You won't be laughing for long

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:26:46 2018 No.11513569 >>11513489 The miss wasn't even that bad though. God if Intel misses tomorrow we are finished.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:27:11 2018 No.11513574 File: 132 KB, 1024x768, 25918361-5326-41CE-BC53-018AEE111803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One more dollar and TQQQ hits my stop loss. At that point I’ll be back to my initial deposit in RH. Two years of gain gone in two months lol.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:27:57 2018 No.11513584 >>11513551 Yeah. Just sucks tho i wanted to make some quick cash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:28:13 2018 No.11513592 Do I buy IBM now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:28:51 2018 No.11513600 Starting: http://ir.amd.com/upcoming-events AMD conference call. 1 hour after is TSLA

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:29:00 2018 No.11513602 >>11512399 Does George Soros still have a stake in AMD?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:29:54 2018 No.11513611 >>11513569 How could intel have a good quarter? They have been a dumpster fire. Are estimates low?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:30:45 2018 No.11513628 File: 109 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20181024-162842.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513574 I erased close to 3 years of losses > tfw I was up 50% at one point but still didn't pull out

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:30:48 2018 No.11513629 >>11513602 Take an educated guess Why do you think AMD just got bogged by 22% ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:31:42 2018 No.11513642 AMD conference call starting

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Wed Oct 24 17:32:45 2018 No.11513652 File: 35 KB, 897x476, lammma.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513629 Because the market hates robinhood users, and in no circumstances will they come out ahead

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:32:53 2018 No.11513654 File: 1.17 MB, 298x172, crabs dont give a fuck.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513486 you might need to read more >>11513414 >>

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:33:11 2018 No.11513660 File: 22 KB, 478x230, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE TO HOLD BEFORE ITS OVER >ask a nucka who started investing on the 1st October anything

>>	(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Wed Oct 24 17:33:20 2018 No.11513663 File: 827 KB, 1670x1200, 1540416730283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513642 >>11513600

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:34:00 2018 No.11513673 File: 17 KB, 227x222, h99.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NDLS

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:34:27 2018 No.11513676 >>11513574 HODL and wait Trump to carry Dow to 30k

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:34:38 2018 No.11513679 nearly ko'd in the shower but you cant stop the brain train

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:34:42 2018 No.11513681 File: 163 KB, 620x418, investing-trading-gambling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513660 if you truly started "investing" then youll be fine

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:35:16 2018 No.11513687 do you have to shave to work in starbucks or mcdonalds?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:35:41 2018 No.11513691 >>11513687 no

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:35:42 2018 No.11513692 File: 321 KB, 1468x2060, hes nobody.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck, I just realized this may come true again we will know by friday

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:35:51 2018 No.11513693 Big AMD bounce incoming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:36:20 2018 No.11513697 >>11513681 just bought ETF's like you guys told me :( SPY and TQQQ, how long till it go green :'(

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:36:39 2018 No.11513701 god I fucking hate this. I lost $3000 today. someone kill me

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:37:48 2018 No.11513712 >>11513693 yeah looking at this it's their GPU that's gone to shit, but GPU had no big new product all year. Without cyrpto demand it makes sense I'm bullish on this call and data I predict it catches up to $20+

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:37:54 2018 No.11513714 >>11513676 >trump dumbass

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:37:59 2018 No.11513715 File: 115 KB, 796x805, 1455357803605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AMD plummets after missing on revenue, giving weak fourth-quarter guidance OHONONONONO

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:38:22 2018 No.11513722
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I'm looking over the whole list of earnings for this week here and I'm not buying this recession panic. A lot of these companies did great. And not just small companies either. Banks are the main ones stinking up the place with misses, however, some banks hit/exceeded expected numbers too.

I maintain: fake ass meme dip. Buy it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:38:23 2018 No.11513723 File: 168 KB, 500x600, wojak_aaaaa_hat_amd_mask.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513693 If it doesn't, I'm gonna load up on some delicious cheapies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:38:23 2018 No.11513724 >>11513692 kek someone needs to update that with $32

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:38:30 2018 No.11513725 File: 568 KB, 1536x2048, 1539976993087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513462 >your id, your ego, and you superego Good post aside from this pseudoscientific Freudian bullshit

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:38:35 2018 No.11513728
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>>11513628
You're like me. I really need to learn how to walk away from the table when I'm winning. On the bright side I'm pretty damn good at picking stocks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:38:54 2018 No.11513734 >>11513723 Under $19 it's a great buy given the roadmap through 2019.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:39:23 2018 No.11513738 >>11513701 20k here. Wheee. >>11513693 Almost assuredly it will trend upwards from here. This drop is too steep, it doesn't make sense to have the price be lower than when they were making less money than they do now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:39:47 2018 No.11513743 >>11513679 of course the problem is I need to be up and out the door by 9 so if I go to sleep now I'll never make it I just need to power right on through then I can have the long sleep and zero my body clock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:40:06 2018 No.11513748 >>11513725 kys mentally ill faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:40:38 2018 No.11513755 NVDA drop must be related to GPU demand post-bitcoin thought it would hit Q2 though... mm interesting

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:41:42 2018 No.11513769 >>11513743 wat

>>	(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Wed Oct 24 17:42:44 2018 No.11513780 File: 472 KB, 900x1350, 1540410796393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513738 My lowest point was down 45k

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:42:44 2018 No.11513781 File: 110 KB, 640x853, 1539980027479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513748 The vast majority of Freudian ideas have no basis in empirical scientific reality That is a fact

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:42:49 2018 No.11513783
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>>11513697
if you hold one day? might be fucked
if you hold for one month? could be ok
if you hold for ten years? youll be exponentially green

>>11513725
>>Good post aside from this pseudoscientific Freudian bullshit
how else are you supposed to get precious (you)'s ?
without "thot" posting?
(btw you should post cuties, not trannies)

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:42:56 2018 No.11513785

Owell my thoughts on AMD is I want to buy the dip, it might be bottomed yet. Think good chance it hits $19+ tomorrow easily.

7nm is going to be a big upgrade for zen 2, upcoming new consoles, and 7nm gpu

I have nothing in AMD right now for months now. Hopefully I can re-enter this year at under $20, maybe $15 at best is my estimate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:43:01 2018 No.11513786 Fucking retards crying over a simple correction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:44:16 2018 No.11513808 >>11513786 30% drops aren't just "corrections" senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:44:23 2018 No.11513811 Holy shit AMD pumping

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:44:45 2018 No.11513817 File: 121 KB, 710x1080, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513523 >>11513534 >not having a natural aversion to vanity and bullshitting

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:44:54 2018 No.11513819 >>11513808 Barely a dip on log chart

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:45:26 2018 No.11513824 >>11513811 because no one cares about GPU sales shitting the bed. They haven't launched navi yet and polaris/vega are mediocre.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:45:55 2018 No.11513830 File: 9 KB, 267x181, znx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513811 Lisa won't be able to save it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:47:05 2018 No.11513843 File: 243 KB, 382x417, memecat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so umm.. will AMD be ok guys?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:48:00 2018 No.11513858 >>11513728 > +450% > lol imma keep holding holy titty fucking christ anon what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:48:03 2018 No.11513859 SPX really going to 2550 huh

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:48:09 2018 No.11513862 >>11513843 Yes buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:48:12 2018 No.11513864 >>11513843 Over the long term yes. They are improving as a company, everyone is just freaking out because they couldn't magically take absurd market share in under 3 months.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:48:50 2018 No.11513874 >>11513843 buy high sell low

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:49:02 2018 No.11513879 >>11513769 I've not slept for a few days so when I go to sleep it's going to be for the long haul and I'd need to get up in <9hrs but that's not going to happen.

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:50:38 2018 No.11513903

>>11513808
Yes yes but it is still way above the recovering point. It's not helping that some insiders are spreading false information that the market is going to 'crash'. Even if it does, it is avoidable thanks to the Fed and it's going to take 6-8 years before support gives up. You kids need to learn to calm the fuck down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:50:52 2018 No.11513909 >>11513830 Mama Su's got your back, son.

>>	(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Wed Oct 24 17:51:39 2018 No.11513920 File: 961 KB, 1800x1350, 1540411661742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513843 Its just a wave of collapsing stop losses being hunted down

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:51:56 2018 No.11513924 >>11513879 >anon... call in sick friend

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:52:11 2018 No.11513926 File: 19 KB, 253x229, tumblr_o0y977rrgc1v0pigno1_400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw not in the stock market Feels good to be a gangsta Now I may consider buying in on some cheapies

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:52:29 2018 No.11513929 File: 184 KB, 621x379, Triunemodel[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513781 they make for a convenient analogy for brainlets to understand though and a useful theoretical framework for discussion

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:53:01 2018 No.11513935 >>11513725 google drive or mega with pics of this whore? im ready to fap to a man,already lost everything thanks to DRUMPF!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:53:41 2018 No.11513946 Just sold out of TSLA, made a clean 20%. Waiting for the next Elon fuckup to buy back in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:54:16 2018 No.11513953 Pls pls let intel hit tomorrow. I don't even hold any stocks but if they miss all tech is dead. You'll be looking at $10 AMD, $20 MU and $30 INTC and $80 NVDA.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:54:58 2018 No.11513962 File: 47 KB, 621x502, 1472285568438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513926 I'm so glad I decided against panic selling two weeks ago. MMM SO GLAD!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:56:05 2018 No.11513978 >>11513018 >banging some stupid thot instead of playing JoJo

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:56:18 2018 No.11513984 File: 1.45 MB, 4032x3024, 1540252595001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513935 traps -> twinks -> men welcome to homosexuality no google drive though, sorry

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:56:28 2018 No.11513988
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friendly reminder to never be the one with the weakest hands

>>11513920
yea, stop losses are huge targets for whales

all they need is the volume and momentum to snipe them all

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:56:34 2018 No.11513992 >>11513924 nah I can tank it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:56:54 2018 No.11513997 File: 53 KB, 457x446, 1453092854193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let it all burn

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:57:12 2018 No.11514000 >>11513946 tfw options and can't do shit to protect my profit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:57:12 2018 No.11514001 >>11513992 its not worth it anon. youre hurting yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:57:21 2018 No.11514003 File: 234 KB, 692x539, 41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11513722 >>11512463 >>11513862 >>11513785 >B-b-b-b--buy the dip goyim! lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:58:43 2018 No.11514023 Lost 150 fucking thousand dollars this year from this fucking shit bag market fuck no point of going on from here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:59:32 2018 No.11514031 >>11514023 you can't lose if you don't sell, sweetie

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:59:43 2018 No.11514033 >>11514003 keep buying all the way down and back up again

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 17:59:55 2018 No.11514035 >>11514023 No you didn't, you lost $150 from your sub 1k shitfolio and you are here screaming just like the rest of us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:00:17 2018 No.11514041 >>11514001 I've always wanted to experiment with sleep deprivation but I've never made it past 24+12 before. I've some how made it way past that with ease and I'm not going to waste this once in a life time opportunity

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:00:20 2018 No.11514042 >>11514031 >>11514023 i hope he lost it trading options instead of investing it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:00:22 2018 No.11514044 >>11513946 If the numbers are real, Tesla is going to 500. If they aren't, its going to 0.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:00:31 2018 No.11514045 >>11514003 average in, hold long term

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Wed Oct 24 18:00:50 2018 No.11514054 >>11513163 Fucking nice, anon!

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:00:52 2018 No.11514057

>>11514000
Abandon the degenerate gambling of options trading, embrace the master race of position trades and long HODL

>as an aside, is there any reason for me not to place simultaneous long and short positions with options on intel for earnings tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:01:00 2018 No.11514061 >>11514023 I know, it's rough out there. I'm down $50. Probably time to kms myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:01:24 2018 No.11514065 File: 5 KB, 757x96, fucku.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11514035 22k today alone

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Wed Oct 24 18:01:25 2018 No.11514066 File: 526 KB, 364x489, sweatysnaek.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11512871 am have never for a once been smug

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:01:28 2018 No.11514068 >>11514003 this pic is literally me with bitcoin

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:01:38 2018 No.11514071

>>11514041
When I was a graduate student I experimented on myself on how far I could go staying awake without sleeping. After ~36 hours I started falling into minimal delusions and hallucinations. Fell asleep at my desk ~50. Slept for ~18 hours straight. Didn't try again since.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:01:55 2018 No.11514076 >>11514044 Musk always fucks up, generating eternal dips. He is low key a trader’s best friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:02:56 2018 No.11514093 >>11514065 HODL

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:02:56 2018 No.11514094 >>11514065 >losing 9% when the market is down 2.4% what retarded shit are you investing in dumbass?

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:03:17 2018 No.11514098

>>11514041
>>11514071
take it from someone who has a lot of chronic GI issues that often prevent sleep
you don't want to stay up longer than 72 hours straight

I literally have to sleep with the tv or music on because I get auditory hallucinations regularly these days (I average 4 hrs of sleep a night)

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:04:02 2018 No.11514109 >>11514094 learn to math nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:04:19 2018 No.11514115 >>11514065 Holy shit, what the fuck are you holding?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:04:26 2018 No.11514117 File: 13 KB, 200x233, 1515411598062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11514023 >Lost 150 fucking thousand dollars this year from this fucking shit bag market fuck no point of going on from here. All your portfolios are belong to me, human

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:04:54 2018 No.11514118
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>>11514054
ready for the next interview ?

>>11514066
the old you no, but everyone knows the real RKG died two days before the new larper got $25k account to trade with

ever since then its been smug city from the new (current) rkg poster

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:05:18 2018 No.11514124 A lot of leveraged index

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:05:24 2018 No.11514125 >>11514117 REJECTS CALL WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:05:41 2018 No.11514127 File: 29 KB, 411x273, aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gonna need a I want my mommy edition... soon... who else here Justed

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:05:42 2018 No.11514128 >>11514109 *7.5% still, what kind of retarded shit is he investing in?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:05:52 2018 No.11514131 >>11514065 22k on 290k isnt bad given the index moves today of -5% tech

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:05:56 2018 No.11514132 wtf this thread is already bump limit after like 1 hour

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:07:07 2018 No.11514144 >>11514117 someone has set up a Bog on us?

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:07:26 2018 No.11514149

>>11514076
Will shoot to 380
then announce his brother as chairmen down to 300
then Q4 results to 600
Then turns the cars into killer autobots, down to 200
then forces everyone to buy more tesla stock with neuralink brain hacks up to 3k

the wild rise is just beginning

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:07:36 2018 No.11514152 File: 13 KB, 214x502, port.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11514128 here's the biggest losing portfolio today

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:08:07 2018 No.11514157 >>11514045 Lol, for a quick second i thought you misspelled "hodl"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:08:25 2018 No.11514162 What do i do come tomo morning? Sell my AMD + MU asap or try to HOLD?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:08:32 2018 No.11514163 File: 20 KB, 495x528, BC13BE5EB2B794BE9F6553DF80B9A9EDBC72D462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who else getting JUST'd by MSFT

(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Wed Oct 24 18:09:06 2018 No.11514174
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>>11514098
I experience sleep paralysis and night terrors at least once a week. Once you stare at your living nightmares unable to move a couple dozen times you stop caring. The worst part is you just cant sleep afterward, trying to go back to sleep makes it happen again within minutes so you just have to wake up at that point.

The first few times were terrible, waking up but completely unable to move. I could feel a creeping figures breath on my back as it moved around me and placed its hands on my throat. When it wore off and I was able to move I was so fucking scared and confused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:09:56 2018 No.11514187 >>11514163 >allo? mister gates? >initiate Quantum Losses

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:10:02 2018 No.11514188 >>11514152 >boomerfolio >redundant mutual funds you deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:10:18 2018 No.11514193 >>11514162 see >>11513874

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:11:19 2018 No.11514211 >>11514162 Both finished. AMD still has room to drop and MU can't even pick itself up on a green day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:12:47 2018 No.11514230 >>11514003 >no sign of reversal >not being an institution that can put in the bottom yet people still try to buy like in your picture

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:12:51 2018 No.11514231 musk 15 min lisa su almost done

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:12:55 2018 No.11514233 File: 157 KB, 528x321, 1531849176569.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures we're fucking BACK

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:14:51 2018 No.11514261 as a young fag who doesn't own any stocks should i just start buying index funds during these drops? im 20 with 25k cad cash with a good job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:14:56 2018 No.11514264 File: 162 KB, 540x764, 1534575818505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hi guys, just got off work. What's this I hear about a dip? What's happening?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:15:08 2018 No.11514265 File: 303 KB, 500x600, wojak_aaaaa_hat_micron_gun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11514162 >I should've sold at $63 >I should've sold at $57 >I should've sold at $42 Here we are at $35.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:16:29 2018 No.11514281 >>11514261 >TQQQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:18:02 2018 No.11514292 >>11514233 nope lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:18:50 2018 No.11514305 >>11514264 >What's this I hear about a dip? What's happening? Nothing. Everything is fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:19:14 2018 No.11514314 >>11514264 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:20:39 2018 No.11514335 >>11514233 >>11514292 S&P500 just tipped over in to green. DOW and NASDAQ still deep in the hole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:21:59 2018 No.11514354 >>11514152 >TQQQ And it all makes sense

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:22:42 2018 No.11514368 >>11514233 That's what they said about the weak ass dead cat bounce last week.

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Wed Oct 24 18:23:19 2018 No.11514378 File: 42 KB, 640x793, 1540318672992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11514118 me am of know wayyyyy in over head right now kek no room for smug yet @_@

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:23:41 2018 No.11514379 >>11514368 this is based off good earrings from MSFT and V. AMZN will get the stock to 1900 and based bull run will continue

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:24:29 2018 No.11514388 >>11514265 we're going mid 20s eoy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:25:00 2018 No.11514392 >>11514368 doesnt matter Based DAQ is going to 10k

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:26:14 2018 No.11514408 The conference call of the quarter. Elon Musk's call. BEGINS SOON First post weed and taking private conference call for Tesla http://ir.tesla.com/events-and-presentations

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:27:14 2018 No.11514422 File: 240 KB, 875x1500, 1526217873007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11514305 >>11514314 Oh shit I just overheard it from some people and jumped in the thread. Is this the end?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:27:43 2018 No.11514427 >>11514422 end of the correction? yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:29:27 2018 No.11514450 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0U7orfKEhM youtube link to call with some bull commentator in case people hate hte ir link

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:29:38 2018 No.11514452 File: 55 KB, 638x513, 1540377253870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11514422 It's a temporary correction, nothing to get too worried about >>11514378 >margin >ever

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:29:46 2018 No.11514454 >>11514422 Yes anon, give me all your stocks and bonds. I will save you from the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:31:26 2018 No.11514473 File: 403 KB, 1024x1024, AnimuLub.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11514422 >Is this the end? No, everything is fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:33:24 2018 No.11514500 >>11514427 >>11514452 >>11514454 >>11514473 Wtf is this denial, companies were posting earnings that beat expectations and still down 6 percent. The markets fucked

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:33:52 2018 No.11514506 Will same happen yo Amazon tomo?

>>	(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Wed Oct 24 18:34:21 2018 No.11514511 File: 2.68 MB, 1413x2000, 1536430725607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11514450 Tuning in but have to stake. Pls just reveal your gonna make anime real Elon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:34:53 2018 No.11514517 >>11514500 >companies were posting earnings that beat expectations Yes. And that's good. It would be bad if they missed. They didn't. Unrustle ur jimmies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:35:20 2018 No.11514525 NU >>11514384 >>11514384 >>11514384 >>11514384

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:35:36 2018 No.11514528 Tesla guidance is good. Elon sounds sane again on the call.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:54:35 2018 No.11514730 File: 44 KB, 800x450, uguu-`1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy shit, Elon is choking back tears.

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