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CEO Mike edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11510847

>> No.11512419

>>11512399
Aftermarket pump incoming you fucking bears

>> No.11512422
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>> No.11512426

Just fuck my shit up fampai

>> No.11512428

>all this overreaction
this is when you buy retards

>> No.11512433

First for Pasta Pussy

>> No.11512434
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>> No.11512437

AMD ER call
http://ir.amd.com/upcoming-events

TSLA ER call
http://ir.tesla.com/events-and-presentations

>> No.11512440
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SHORT THE VXX AND BUY GOD DAMNIT

>> No.11512441

SAINT PETER DON'T CALL ME CAUSE I CAN'T GO

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>>11512428

>> No.11512450
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this could be the one that takes us down for years

>> No.11512451

FUCK I'M UNDER $1M NET WORTH NOW

>> No.11512454
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Say my name.

>> No.11512457

MICROSOFT RECORD EARNINGS

STILL GETTING FUCKED AFTER HOURS

>> No.11512461
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11512461

Threadly reminder to never relax around blacks. Also, buy GLD, SLV, GLSI, and SLVO in case of blue wave.

>> No.11512463

Buy the dip. I swear im not trying to get you to hold my bags.

>> No.11512464

>>11512454
Juden?

>> No.11512471

https://edge.media-server.com/m6/p/omd73p8r

link to TSLA earning call if anyone wants to hear Elon act like an autist

>> No.11512478

>>11512457
It's up you dumb nigger

>> No.11512492
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11512492

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

MSFT will beat earnings, cap it

>> No.11512495

>>11512457
it's up like 3 percent wtf.

>> No.11512496

>>11512492
they already did

>> No.11512499
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>>11512450
>stealing my gifs

>> No.11512500
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11512500

Pretty sure that we officially just entered a second correction

>> No.11512502

>>11512471
After the last one I don't listen
It's too cringe

>> No.11512503

>>11512457
stupid kike it's going up

>> No.11512504
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11512504

mfw microsoft moons tonight

>> No.11512511

>mfw was thinking about buying an AMD put last night.
>Mfw it would have already been profitable.

>> No.11512513

>>11512471
His Q218 earning call was kind of cringy

>eeeer *gibberish* yeah
>ahemm eer
>yeah
>*gibberish*

>> No.11512521

>>11512496
see, i was correct

>> No.11512524

we're definitely experiencing a change in behaviour. just look at stocks like northrop grumman. we'll possibly go up short term, but it's definitely very uncertain times. there is a big chance that we will be way lower in a few weeks.

>> No.11512525

The immediate response to numbers isn't everything. Depends on guidance.

>> No.11512529

PUMP THE VIX IT'S OVER BABY BOYS

>> No.11512531
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>>11512415
It was a great day.

>> No.11512534

AMD earnings at 5:30est?

>> No.11512535
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11512535

>ALGN beats on EPS and revenues
>-22%

>> No.11512536

>>11512531
Based

>> No.11512540
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>>11512499

>> No.11512543

>>11512531
Holy shit. Nice job!

>> No.11512546

>>11512511
>tfw I've been shorting AMD for weeks
Maybe should have closed now, though.

>> No.11512552

>>11512531
based and put pilled

>> No.11512555

>>11512531
Whatchu got goin on there my dude.

>> No.11512556

>>11512531
What is this from?

>> No.11512557
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>>11512531
>graduated to big boy day trading threshold

fuck you

I'm happy for you

but eat a bag of dicks for being a bear

> ;_;

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11512571

NAAAAASDAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEC

>> No.11512574

BASED MICROSOFT

>> No.11512576

>>11512531
What's your net worth?
You have a lot of confidence in what your plan was for today

>> No.11512578
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11512578

>>11512463
>>11512428


>"The contradictions inherent in the movement of capitalist society impress themselves upon the practical bourgeois most strikingly in the changes of the periodic cycle, through which modern industry runs, and whose crowning point is the universal crisis. That crisis is once again approaching, although as yet but in its preliminary stage."

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>>11512531

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>NIO

I know, I know

Hoping for strong TSLA numbers to float the boat here but fuck me this is bad

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11512585

Long US markets anons

House and senate are going supermajority red and we'll get back to setting new ATHs. Thank democrats for their failure of a false flag letting us get equity on discount.

>> No.11512588

HOLY SHIT MY TSLA CALL IS SAVED, BASED FUCKING MUSK

>> No.11512591

>>11512578
based and marxpilled

>> No.11512598
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Tesla Saving the market

>> No.11512600

>>11512571
KEK

>> No.11512612
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11512612

MY 4 TESLA CALLS YES

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V beat earnings too

>> No.11512619
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>>11512555
>>11512556
>>11512557
>>11512576
SPY puts, November 9th expiry. This is almost everything I have; it's been a hell of a trip.

>> No.11512627
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WERE BACK

>> No.11512635

welp...was doing ok but now joining the JUST crew. who else here /ALGN/?

>> No.11512637

>>11512619
that looks like my account without the bounce kek

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11512640

So, I guess we'll talk again about Deutsche bank soon.

>> No.11512642

>>11512619
How can I be like this?

>> No.11512647

TOLD YOU TO BUY THE DIP YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

>> No.11512652

>>11512640
>Deutsche Bags

>> No.11512657
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>tfw SQQQ

>> No.11512663

>>11512619
Nice. Makes complete sense

>> No.11512670

last minute gambling fun aMD calls please come through!

pure degenerate gambling

>> No.11512679

>>11512640
How can one bank still be so terrible?

>> No.11512682
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>>11512619
Nice
The bears are starting to get to me, broke my $1,000 total profits today, I'm back to triple digit gains

And starting to think I need to try something new..
Or just hold extra hard..

>> No.11512685
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11512685

>I listened to TSLA bears.

>> No.11512692
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fuck you bears

>> No.11512694

BASED ELON!

>> No.11512699

>V raises dividend 19%
>Will very likely beat eps estimates>
>Down $10
Hahahahaha this market is FUCKING STUPID
My maintenance isn’t for another 55% lower, try me fuckers, you can’t borrow a single share and I sure won’t sell you any when you cover.

>> No.11512701

>>11512685
100% chance you can go on twitter right now and find 10 bears posting their detective work why the numbers are fraud.

I haven't looked yet but it's 100% chance. The 100% chance is why you shouldn't believe it.

>> No.11512716

>>11512619
FUCKING BASED

>> No.11512723

>>11512701
Their average M3 sold for over $56000 according to their numbers.

>> No.11512741
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11512741

Or maybe I just need to learn how to options

>> No.11512750

Bear massacre in after hours. Fucking told you

>> No.11512761

>just clutched 300% gains on ford 8$ puts before huge pump

>> No.11512762
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11512762

NICE FUCKING TIMING ON THAT RATE HIKE BANK OF CANADA

>> No.11512763

BEARS BTFO

>> No.11512764

>>11512682
>>11512741
what application is this?

>> No.11512765

>>11512451
did your parents give you that 1M to start with? or did you just ride a green boomer market?

>> No.11512774

>>11512750
Do you truly think all these earnings beats aren't going to be faded into oblivion?

>> No.11512778

>>11512428
Zoom out

>> No.11512782

>>11512764
Snapchat

>> No.11512793
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>>11512100
Y-you better give it your all or me no forgive you

>> No.11512796

>>11512774
Earning beats = good economy = stocks go up
If you can't understand that maybe you're too uninitiated to be in this market

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>>11512750
???

>> No.11512803

>>11512764
robinhood

>> No.11512809

>>11512798
that doesn't show after hours

>> No.11512813

>>11512803
is that the best broker? i’m wondering which one i should go with.

>> No.11512816

>>11512619
Jesse dude suck trade with an could do that @_@

>> No.11512829

>>11512796
You're coming from the perspective that these prices actually reflect what these companies are worth. Laughable.

>> No.11512842

rip AMD and $300

>> No.11512844

The ride never ends

>> No.11512845
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>>11512647

I did. Hard. Today's buying tapped out my cash reserves.

>> No.11512847

>>11512762
Remember, central banks creating recessions is a conspiracy theory.

>> No.11512849

Goodbye AMD

>> No.11512852
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>>11512816
speak english

>> No.11512863

>>11512842
damn that analyst that said it would be 17 bucks is right

>> No.11512869

>>11512845
HODL my brother. You'll be laughing in your sleep when Dow hits 30k

>> No.11512870

CUT RATES
CUT RATES

ABOLISH THE FED

ELECT RAND PAUL

>> No.11512871
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>>11512793
>>>11512017
>>says the smuggest jerk here


>>11512764
this
>>11512803

>>11512813
0 trading fees, so good if youre small spec

they will scalp your market orders though, and you shouldnt rely on their charts at all

>>11512796
kek, do people honestly believe that?

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>AMD

holy shit

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>>11512878
Dammit

>> No.11512895
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>AMD
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GUYS WE'RE REACHING ORGASM TERRITORY
good thing I didn't close my short

>> No.11512898

>>11512878
people will probably buy it up on the cheap for a nice bounce back

>> No.11512899
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>>11512878
JUST.

>> No.11512902

>>11512878
buy the dip!

I felt bad selling at $19.50 months ago.

>> No.11512905

>>11512871
Fuck. I live in the UK, so I can’t get it. Do you know any good UK brokers?

>> No.11512909
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Should I just fucking kms? I have like $300 to throw into some put gamble. They say the first one is free right

>> No.11512928

>>11512899
7nm will save it.

>> No.11512929
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>AMD

>> No.11512931
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>>11512878
What is going through his head right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEEY3ey8PRE

>> No.11512939

>>11512765
it's from wage slaving mostly

>> No.11512948
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>>11512905
Dude just look at the fucking OP. I'm tired of seeing this question asked so often

>> No.11512950
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>>11512905
not sure, digerio (sp?) or interactive broker get mentioned by euros a bit?

these are not the best time to ask for non-american app to use

i know dutch and french posters post on here like 5am-8am EST

>> No.11512953

LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP AMD
$100 EOY

>> No.11512955

PUMP THE VIX YOU MORONS

>> No.11512960

NVDA 196 and the drop hasn't stopped... Cheap chips

>> No.11512966

Why didn't I wait to buy AMD? Fucking hell

>> No.11512984
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>>11512741
your hold discipline is very good
Dont make the deadly switch to option

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>>11512816
Kneepad tell me are we gonna be alright ?

>> No.11513005

AMD has slow country waiting music on the webcast

that is bad mojo

>> No.11513013

>TFW had an AMD 18 put
>it expired last week
>TFW can see the future but act too soon on the vision

Fuck me

>> No.11513018
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11513018

on the plus side F is up 7% after hours

but most are too brainlet to own it

>>11512984
thanks

its hard when you see more and more peoples making it with options though

then again you dont see posters once they seppoku themselves after losing everything...

>> No.11513028

>>11513018
That's not how you play arcade games lol what a dumb bitch

>> No.11513032
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11513032

Boys, I got into an accident and came back to this. I didn't set stop losses.

Help. Please send help ;_;

>> No.11513041

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11513042

guys i've got $50k in cash, how much SPY should i buy at these levels

>> No.11513046

>>11513032
what are you holding

>> No.11513049

>>11513018

why is she hugging that arcade game she must really like it haha

>> No.11513056

Why is this happening :( market go BACK UP WHAT THE FUCK

is this the golden eternal bear run?

>> No.11513055

>>11513018
moar???

>> No.11513063

>>11513032
HODL.

>> No.11513065
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>>11510510
The fundamentals haven't changed at all with GALT since it was at $7
It's exactly the same company it was then
You would have to be an overemotional bitch to sell at this point

>> No.11513070

>>11513042
drop 1k on SPY puts every week until midterms

>> No.11513071
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>>11512878
>>11512929
It's going back to $2 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.11513078
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DON'T SELL YOUR GALT
IT'S THE SAME COMPANY IT WAS AT $7, AND THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE OF A BUYOUT BY EOY

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>>11513056
Railroad
Screencap it
After UNP earnings tomorrow the market will rally to new heights

The second you capitulate is when the bog makes their move

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>below 18$ now
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>11513065
>Gay poster is GALT shill
Really joggin my noggin

>> No.11513102

>>11513083
maybe the reason this correction has been going on for so long is because I haven't even thought about capitulating

>> No.11513105

Calls to listen to 100%

AMD and Tesla

>> No.11513111

>>11513046
Some weed stocks, amd, nio, qtt, nbev, altimmune (i regret so hard not selling nbev and altimmune) and a few others.

>> No.11513118

>tfw you don't even make enough money to average your positions and are entirely at the whim of the market

>> No.11513121

I'm holding onto AMD fuck you niggers

>> No.11513126

If chink shit will just go green for like a week or two I am more than happy to abandon ship. I just need these calls to bring my account back up.

>> No.11513130

I'm still shocked at nvda 190

>> No.11513137

THANK YOU BASED VISA

>> No.11513140

>>11513091
I've been shilling it since the beginning of August, when it went from $3.80 to $6.90, and I'll keep holding it until the company gets bought out or the science changes

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>AMD

>> No.11513145

wow i'm really holding the bag in these chinese adrs now

>> No.11513162

>>11513078
Stop shilling your fucking biotech bags, there’s always a buyout, desperate baggies repeat themselves for YEARS waiting for shit, there’s bigger things going on than your $180m nothing company

>> No.11513163
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11513163

In the last 5 min of trading I sold half my tqqq puts for 5x what I paid.

If the market bounces and the rest expire worthless, I still have a nice profit.

If the market shits itself and the puts become in the money, I could make a hundred times my initial investment. Now with zero risk.

>> No.11513168

90 minutes to musk call

>> No.11513169

>>11513102
fuck you capitulate you faggot ur fuckking this all up for me

>> No.11513181
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>>11513163
Thanks for informing us asshole hope you get raped

>> No.11513182

HODL!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11513202
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>>11513163
Jesus, what should I do with my AMD gains, guys? Salty permabulls need not answer. Only patrician bear opinions wanted.

>> No.11513220

>>11513163
fuck YOU YOU FUCKINg BEAR,

>> No.11513226

>>11513163
communist

>> No.11513231
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11513231

Are my 10/26 AMD $25 calls dead? Can they make it?

>> No.11513253

>>11513231
Dead

>> No.11513261

>>11512495
i sold at 109. still below my sell price after earnings beat. this market is fucked.

>> No.11513264
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>>11513181
Come try it, I'll be over here waiting 4 u.

>> No.11513279

BUY THE AMD BOTTOM YOU NIGGERS

>> No.11513281

>>11513163
i can't even be mad at you, that's solid work there.

>> No.11513291

MY STOCKSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11513299

>>11513281
Don't give in. The golden bull is here.

>> No.11513308

>>11513169
Never happening
I'll ride this to zero if I have to

>> No.11513318
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11513318

IT'S OVER

>> No.11513331
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11513331

>6x leveraged short on AMD

>> No.11513340

>>11513162
Every big thing starts out as a "180mil nothing company"
The science is there, this company is a good buy and multiple big pharma companies have good reason to be interested

>> No.11513347

>>11513331
Just wait for the earnings call faggot

>> No.11513350
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11513350

Absolutely complete newfag to /biz/ here. I've been reading the OP over and over, following instructions and trying to internalize everything but I'd still enjoy some helpful advice from some anons here if that's possible.
What do?

>> No.11513353

>>11513331
Fuck, 2x shortlet here.

>> No.11513369

19 minutes to lisa su call
https://edge.media-server.com/m6/p/kik7az96/dmediaset/audio

Anyone in nvda/intel/amd should listen

>> No.11513372
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11513372

Hope the market stays down until Friday, I have a paycheck I want to throw at this gaping hole in my portfolio

>> No.11513382

>>11513350
Find a free trading site and practice
That or jump in with losable money and learn the tough way.

Watch every "you are going to lose all your money" video and article you can find. Don't listen to anyone who doesn't start off scaring you about losing money because they are shills.

>> No.11513385

>>11513264
Hot
>>11513340
You sound exactly like every baggie I’ve had the unfortunate displeasure of sharing a float with over the years.
Tip: they’re still holding, BO still soon

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>>11513202
You should use some of your gains to buy Nassim Taleb's books and watch this video dozens of times until you have the concepts memorized.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C49cf9PPJfg

>> No.11513400

>>11513372
NAME??

>> No.11513410

So how much should I wait to jump into AMD/NVDA?

>> No.11513414

Holy fuck
AMD surpasses all my wildest imaginations
Max hate theory proven true, gg Robinhood

>> No.11513418
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11513418

UNPLUG THE MARKET AND PLUG IT BACK IN

NOW!!!!!!!!

>> No.11513423

>>11513386
you should start reading better books - or at least books written by less obnoxious narcissists.

>> No.11513430

>>11513414
Imagine being short right now

>> No.11513437

This is the AMD bottom

>> No.11513439

QQQ is now below what it was back in May, 6 month sideways

RIP man feels bad

>> No.11513444
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11513444

>>11513430
Imagine buying at $34

>> No.11513449

MU 35
AMD 18
NVD 190

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.11513462
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>>11513350
get your feet wet

buy one tiny stock (any /biz/ shilled meme will work), and buy one stable stock (WM)

see how you react after holding them a while
see how you react when youre selling them often

youll can only learn so much without feeling the pleasure and pain of losing or gaining real money

also learn math, and always be learning about new terms and strategies
and you might have picked literally the best time to buy into the market, so dont hesitate

>> No.11513466

>>11513449
Should've just made up earnings numbers like Tesla.

>> No.11513468

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Major indices aren't supposed to drop 3% in one day? QQQ isn't supposed to shed 5% on a single day?! And I was always maintaining AMD is overbought, but -32%?!

>> No.11513476

>>11513466
Shoulda watched more anime you mean

>> No.11513484
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>>11511483
a moment of silence for this anon please

>> No.11513486

>>11513462
>literally the best time
Why is that?

>> No.11513488

>>11513468
how new are you to trading/investing?

>> No.11513489

>>11513468
Earnings+Profit takers+Dying Hype

>> No.11513494
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11513494

just correction

>> No.11513498
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11513498

So this is the power of anime...

>> No.11513504
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>>11512909
Down $50k since 10.01
Hodl

>> No.11513507

>>11513385
You can think whatever you want about me, it doesn't change anything

>> No.11513510

>>11513484
irresponsible and reckless

>> No.11513521
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>>11513486
The goal of investing is to buy low and sell high
The stock market is unusually low right now and it could easily recover soon

>> No.11513523

>>11513423
T. Fragilista

>> No.11513524

Just lost $300 on AMD AMA

>> No.11513525
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11513525

>>11513498
U w U

What are we going to do on the bed Elon-chan? - t. short seller

>> No.11513528
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>>11513386
A random walk is better, because at least probability and the normal distribution have real world use

>> No.11513534

>>11513423 <--- Never gonna make it

>> No.11513541

>>11513486
its on sale you fucking brainlet boomermind

>> No.11513542

>>11512578
That pompous prick died waiting for the crisis. Stay dead

>> No.11513544

>>11513521
>sell high
true, or you can hodl forever and collect dividends for reinvestment and then live off them in retirement, never having to sell principal.

>> No.11513545

>>11513524
Me too, bought 3 end of week calls at $100 each. Shitty gamble. $0 now

>> No.11513549
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11513549

> tfw sold all my bags for massive losses but at least now i can enjoy laughing at the people still hodling

>> No.11513551

>>11513524
Just HODL.

>> No.11513552
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11513552

I'm not fucking selling during a correction
It will not happen

>> No.11513555
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11513555

>>11513525
CONSENSUAL

TRANSACTION

>> No.11513556
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11513556

>>11513418
This
This is now the worst month since february 2009. People seriously think this is worse than the bottom of the gfc, what the fuck.
Uhhhh I think it’s broken
>>11513468
Hormones and lots of fear
>>11513507
It isn’t personal. That’s just the line everyone says. Literally go on any micro cap biotech board on whatever stock gambling forums you like and they’ll say
>fundamentals haven’t changed
>BO soon
>great results
>size of the market
>price doesn’t matter, we 5x soon
All of them
>>11513549
Buy high sell low

>> No.11513561

>>11512578
i hope he was reincarnated as a venezuelan dog and was eaten by hungry commies after their "utopia" collapsed

>> No.11513565

>>11513549
You won't be laughing for long

>> No.11513569

>>11513489
The miss wasn't even that bad though. God if Intel misses tomorrow we are finished.

>> No.11513574
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11513574

One more dollar and TQQQ hits my stop loss. At that point I’ll be back to my initial deposit in RH. Two years of gain gone in two months lol.

>> No.11513584

>>11513551
Yeah. Just sucks tho i wanted to make some quick cash.

>> No.11513592

Do I buy IBM now?

>> No.11513600

Starting:
http://ir.amd.com/upcoming-events

AMD conference call. 1 hour after is TSLA

>> No.11513602

>>11512399
Does George Soros still have a stake in AMD?

>> No.11513611

>>11513569
How could intel have a good quarter? They have been a dumpster fire. Are estimates low?

>> No.11513628
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>>11513574
I erased close to 3 years of losses

> tfw I was up 50% at one point but still didn't pull out

>> No.11513629

>>11513602
Take an educated guess
Why do you think AMD just got bogged by 22% ?

>> No.11513642

AMD conference call starting

>> No.11513652
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11513652

>>11513629
Because the market hates robinhood users, and in no circumstances will they come out ahead

>> No.11513654
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11513654

>>11513486
you might need to read more

>>11513414
>>

>> No.11513660
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11513660

HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE TO HOLD BEFORE ITS OVER

>ask a nucka who started investing on the 1st October anything

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>>11513642
>>11513600

>> No.11513673
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11513673

NDLS

>> No.11513676

>>11513574
HODL and wait Trump to carry Dow to 30k

>> No.11513679

nearly ko'd in the shower but you cant stop the brain train

>> No.11513681
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11513681

>>11513660
if you truly started "investing" then youll be fine

>> No.11513687

do you have to shave to work in starbucks or mcdonalds?

>> No.11513691

>>11513687
no

>> No.11513692
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11513692

Fuck, I just realized this may come true again

we will know by friday

>> No.11513693

Big AMD bounce incoming.

>> No.11513697

>>11513681
just bought ETF's like you guys told me :( SPY and TQQQ, how long till it go green :'(

>> No.11513701

god I fucking hate this. I lost $3000 today.

someone kill me

>> No.11513712

>>11513693
yeah looking at this it's their GPU that's gone to shit, but GPU had no big new product all year. Without cyrpto demand it makes sense

I'm bullish on this call and data

I predict it catches up to $20+

>> No.11513714

>>11513676
>trump
dumbass

>> No.11513715
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11513715

>AMD plummets after missing on revenue, giving weak fourth-quarter guidance
OHONONONONO

>> No.11513722
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11513722

I'm looking over the whole list of earnings for this week here and I'm not buying this recession panic. A lot of these companies did great. And not just small companies either. Banks are the main ones stinking up the place with misses, however, some banks hit/exceeded expected numbers too.

I maintain: fake ass meme dip. Buy it.

>> No.11513723
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>>11513693
If it doesn't, I'm gonna load up on some delicious cheapies.

>> No.11513724

>>11513692

kek someone needs to update that with $32

>> No.11513725
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>>11513462
>your id, your ego, and you superego

Good post aside from this pseudoscientific Freudian bullshit

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>>11513628
You're like me. I really need to learn how to walk away from the table when I'm winning. On the bright side I'm pretty damn good at picking stocks.

>> No.11513734

>>11513723
Under $19 it's a great buy given the roadmap through 2019.

>> No.11513738

>>11513701
20k here. Wheee.

>>11513693
Almost assuredly it will trend upwards from here. This drop is too steep, it doesn't make sense to have the price be lower than when they were making less money than they do now.

>> No.11513743

>>11513679
of course the problem is I need to be up and out the door by 9 so if I go to sleep now I'll never make it I just need to power right on through then I can have the long sleep and zero my body clock.

>> No.11513748

>>11513725
kys mentally ill faggot

>> No.11513755

NVDA drop must be related to GPU demand post-bitcoin

thought it would hit Q2 though... mm interesting

>> No.11513769

>>11513743
wat

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>>11513738
My lowest point was down 45k

>> No.11513781
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>>11513748
The vast majority of Freudian ideas have no basis in empirical scientific reality
That is a fact

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>>11513697
if you hold one day? might be fucked
if you hold for one month? could be ok
if you hold for ten years? youll be exponentially green

>>11513725
>>Good post aside from this pseudoscientific Freudian bullshit
how else are you supposed to get precious (you)'s ?
without "thot" posting?
(btw you should post cuties, not trannies)

>> No.11513785

Owell my thoughts on AMD is I want to buy the dip, it might be bottomed yet. Think good chance it hits $19+ tomorrow easily.

7nm is going to be a big upgrade for zen 2, upcoming new consoles, and 7nm gpu

I have nothing in AMD right now for months now. Hopefully I can re-enter this year at under $20, maybe $15 at best is my estimate.

>> No.11513786

Fucking retards crying over a simple correction.

>> No.11513808

>>11513786

30% drops aren't just "corrections" senpai

>> No.11513811

Holy shit AMD pumping

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11513817

>>11513523
>>11513534

>not having a natural aversion to vanity and bullshitting

>> No.11513819

>>11513808
Barely a dip on log chart

>> No.11513824

>>11513811
because no one cares about GPU sales shitting the bed. They haven't launched navi yet and polaris/vega are mediocre.

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>>11513811

Lisa won't be able to save it.

>> No.11513843
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11513843

so umm.. will AMD be ok guys?

>> No.11513858

>>11513728
> +450%
> lol imma keep holding
holy titty fucking christ anon what the fuck

>> No.11513859

SPX really going to 2550 huh

>> No.11513862

>>11513843
Yes buy the dip

>> No.11513864

>>11513843
Over the long term yes. They are improving as a company, everyone is just freaking out because they couldn't magically take absurd market share in under 3 months.

>> No.11513874

>>11513843
buy high
sell low

>> No.11513879

>>11513769
I've not slept for a few days so when I go to sleep it's going to be for the long haul and I'd need to get up in <9hrs but that's not going to happen.

>> No.11513903

>>11513808
Yes yes but it is still way above the recovering point. It's not helping that some insiders are spreading false information that the market is going to 'crash'. Even if it does, it is avoidable thanks to the Fed and it's going to take 6-8 years before support gives up. You kids need to learn to calm the fuck down.

>> No.11513909

>>11513830
Mama Su's got your back, son.

>> No.11513920
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>>11513843
Its just a wave of collapsing stop losses being hunted down

>> No.11513924

>>11513879
>anon...
call in sick friend

>> No.11513926
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11513926

>mfw not in the stock market

Feels good to be a gangsta

Now I may consider buying in on some cheapies

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11513929

>>11513781
they make for a convenient analogy for brainlets to understand though

and a useful theoretical framework for discussion

>> No.11513935

>>11513725

google drive or mega with pics of this whore?

im ready to fap to a man,already lost everything thanks to DRUMPF!!

>> No.11513946

Just sold out of TSLA, made a clean 20%.

Waiting for the next Elon fuckup to buy back in.

>> No.11513953

Pls pls let intel hit tomorrow. I don't even hold any stocks but if they miss all tech is dead. You'll be looking at $10 AMD, $20 MU and $30 INTC and $80 NVDA.

>> No.11513962
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>>11513926
I'm so glad I decided against panic selling two weeks ago. MMM SO GLAD!!!

>> No.11513978

>>11513018
>banging some stupid thot instead of playing JoJo

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>>11513935
traps -> twinks -> men
welcome to homosexuality
no google drive though, sorry

>> No.11513988
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11513988

friendly reminder to never be the one with the weakest hands

>>11513920
yea, stop losses are huge targets for whales

all they need is the volume and momentum to snipe them all

>> No.11513992

>>11513924
nah I can tank it

>> No.11513997
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11513997

Let it all burn

>> No.11514000

>>11513946
tfw options and can't do shit to protect my profit

>> No.11514001

>>11513992
its not worth it anon. youre hurting yourself

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11514003

>>11513722
>>11512463
>>11513862
>>11513785
>B-b-b-b--buy the dip goyim!
lmao

>> No.11514023

Lost 150 fucking thousand dollars this year from this fucking shit bag market fuck no point of going on from here.

>> No.11514031

>>11514023
you can't lose if you don't sell, sweetie

>> No.11514033

>>11514003
keep buying all the way down and back up again

>> No.11514035

>>11514023
No you didn't, you lost $150 from your sub 1k shitfolio and you are here screaming just like the rest of us.

>> No.11514041

>>11514001
I've always wanted to experiment with sleep deprivation but I've never made it past 24+12 before. I've some how made it way past that with ease and I'm not going to waste this once in a life time opportunity

>> No.11514042

>>11514031
>>11514023
i hope he lost it trading options instead of investing it

>> No.11514044

>>11513946
If the numbers are real, Tesla is going to 500. If they aren't, its going to 0.

>> No.11514045

>>11514003
average in, hold long term

>> No.11514054

>>11513163
Fucking nice, anon!

>> No.11514057

>>11514000
Abandon the degenerate gambling of options trading, embrace the master race of position trades and long HODL

>as an aside, is there any reason for me not to place simultaneous long and short positions with options on intel for earnings tomorrow?

>> No.11514061

>>11514023
I know, it's rough out there. I'm down $50. Probably time to kms myself.

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>>11514035
22k today alone

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11514066

>>11512871
am have never for a once been smug

>> No.11514068

>>11514003
this pic is literally me with bitcoin

>> No.11514071

>>11514041
When I was a graduate student I experimented on myself on how far I could go staying awake without sleeping. After ~36 hours I started falling into minimal delusions and hallucinations. Fell asleep at my desk ~50. Slept for ~18 hours straight. Didn't try again since.

>> No.11514076

>>11514044
Musk always fucks up, generating eternal dips. He is low key a trader’s best friend.

>> No.11514093

>>11514065
HODL

>> No.11514094

>>11514065
>losing 9% when the market is down 2.4%
what retarded shit are you investing in dumbass?

>> No.11514098

>>11514041
>>11514071
take it from someone who has a lot of chronic GI issues that often prevent sleep
you don't want to stay up longer than 72 hours straight

I literally have to sleep with the tv or music on because I get auditory hallucinations regularly these days (I average 4 hrs of sleep a night)

>> No.11514109

>>11514094
learn to math nigger

>> No.11514115

>>11514065
Holy shit, what the fuck are you holding?

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>>11514023
>Lost 150 fucking thousand dollars this year from this fucking shit bag market fuck no point of going on from here.
All your portfolios are belong to me, human

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11514118

>>11514054
ready for the next interview ?

>>11514066
the old you no, but everyone knows the real RKG died two days before the new larper got $25k account to trade with

ever since then its been smug city from the new (current) rkg poster

>> No.11514124

A lot of leveraged index

>> No.11514125

>>11514117
*REJECTS CALL WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE*

>> No.11514127
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11514127

Gonna need a I want my mommy edition... soon... who else here Justed

>> No.11514128

>>11514109
*7.5%

still, what kind of retarded shit is he investing in?

>> No.11514131

>>11514065
22k on 290k isnt bad given the index moves today of -5% tech

>> No.11514132

wtf this thread is already bump limit after like 1 hour

>> No.11514144

>>11514117
someone has set up a Bog on us?

>> No.11514149

>>11514076
Will shoot to 380
then announce his brother as chairmen down to 300
then Q4 results to 600
Then turns the cars into killer autobots, down to 200
then forces everyone to buy more tesla stock with neuralink brain hacks up to 3k

the wild rise is just beginning

>> No.11514152
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>>11514128
here's the biggest losing portfolio today

>> No.11514157

>>11514045
Lol, for a quick second i thought you misspelled "hodl"

>> No.11514162

What do i do come tomo morning? Sell my AMD + MU asap or try to HOLD?

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who else getting JUST'd by MSFT

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>>11514098
I experience sleep paralysis and night terrors at least once a week. Once you stare at your living nightmares unable to move a couple dozen times you stop caring. The worst part is you just cant sleep afterward, trying to go back to sleep makes it happen again within minutes so you just have to wake up at that point.

The first few times were terrible, waking up but completely unable to move. I could feel a creeping figures breath on my back as it moved around me and placed its hands on my throat. When it wore off and I was able to move I was so fucking scared and confused.

>> No.11514187

>>11514163
>allo? mister gates?
>initiate Quantum Losses

>> No.11514188

>>11514152
>boomerfolio
>redundant mutual funds
you deserve it.

>> No.11514193

>>11514162
see
>>11513874

>> No.11514211

>>11514162
Both finished. AMD still has room to drop and MU can't even pick itself up on a green day.

>> No.11514230

>>11514003
>no sign of reversal
>not being an institution that can put in the bottom
yet people still try to buy like in your picture

>> No.11514231

musk 15 min
lisa su almost done

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>futures
we're fucking BACK

>> No.11514261

as a young fag who doesn't own any stocks should i just start buying index funds during these drops? im 20 with 25k cad cash with a good job.

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Hi guys, just got off work.

What's this I hear about a dip? What's happening?

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>>11514162
>I should've sold at $63
>I should've sold at $57
>I should've sold at $42
Here we are at $35.

>> No.11514281

>>11514261
>TQQQ

>> No.11514292

>>11514233
nope lol

>> No.11514305

>>11514264
>What's this I hear about a dip? What's happening?

Nothing. Everything is fine.

>> No.11514314

>>11514264
kek

>> No.11514335

>>11514233
>>11514292

S&P500 just tipped over in to green. DOW and NASDAQ still deep in the hole.

>> No.11514354

>>11514152
>TQQQ
And it all makes sense

>> No.11514368

>>11514233
That's what they said about the weak ass dead cat bounce last week.

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>>11514118
me am of know wayyyyy in over head right now kek
no room for smug yet @_@

>> No.11514379

>>11514368
this is based off good earrings from MSFT and V. AMZN will get the stock to 1900 and based bull run will continue

>> No.11514388

>>11514265
we're going mid 20s eoy.

>> No.11514392

>>11514368
doesnt matter
Based DAQ is going to 10k

>> No.11514408

The conference call of the quarter. Elon Musk's call. BEGINS SOON

First post weed and taking private conference call for Tesla

http://ir.tesla.com/events-and-presentations

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>>11514305
>>11514314
Oh shit I just overheard it from some people and jumped in the thread.
Is this the end?

>> No.11514427

>>11514422
end of the correction? yes

>> No.11514450

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0U7orfKEhM

youtube link to call with some bull commentator in case people hate hte ir link

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>>11514422
It's a temporary correction, nothing to get too worried about

>>11514378
>margin
>ever

>> No.11514454

>>11514422
Yes anon, give me all your stocks and bonds.
I will save you from the end.

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>>11514422
>Is this the end?

No, everything is fine.

>> No.11514500

>>11514427
>>11514452
>>11514454
>>11514473
Wtf is this denial, companies were posting earnings that beat expectations and still down 6 percent. The markets fucked

>> No.11514506

Will same happen yo Amazon tomo?

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>>11514450
Tuning in but have to stake. Pls just reveal your gonna make anime real Elon.

>> No.11514517

>>11514500
>companies were posting earnings that beat expectations

Yes. And that's good. It would be bad if they missed. They didn't. Unrustle ur jimmies.

>> No.11514525

NU

>>11514384
>>11514384
>>11514384
>>11514384

>> No.11514528

Tesla guidance is good.
Elon sounds sane again on the call.

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Holy shit, Elon is choking back tears.