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Still wondering why you aint gonna make it?

Ever wondered why your hair can never be normal like NPC's?

>> No.11506197

>>11506178
holy shit it's me
should I seek for professional help

>> No.11506207

What happens after 35

>> No.11506212

>>11506207
Everyone catches up

>> No.11506216

>>11506197

Man seeing this makes me wish I had a real therapist that helped me instead of the doucher I paid $500 that had fucking mensa license plates on his over modded dodge truck

>> No.11506219

>>11506197
do you have mental illness in the family lurkin? do you have a weird acting family member? (for example a hyperactive adult?)

have you experimented fapping to gay/trap porn?

>> No.11506220

Hey its me how do I make it anon?

>> No.11506243

>>11506219
>do you have mental illness in the family lurkin? do you have a weird acting family member? (for example a hyperactive adult?)
my father has bipolar disorder

> have you experimented fapping to gay/trap porn?
I don't fap to gay or trap

>> No.11506258

>>11506219

fuck who are you?

Jacked off to gay porn like 5-6 times in my life

My mom is definitely off somehow and has multiple sclerosis and my dad believes he has ADHD

never met my grandfather but apparently he died locked up in a mental ward with schizophrenia

>> No.11506261

Imagine letting a 4chan autismo convince you that you have a mental illness

>> No.11506266

>>11506178
ahah jokes on you i'm only 21

>> No.11506275

>>11506261

I'm a huge narcissistic asshole with moderate social anxiety and I hate it

>> No.11506300
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>>11506275
>>>11506261 (You)
>
>I'm a huge narcissistic asshole with moderate social anxiety and I hate it

You're a fucking wizard

>> No.11506316
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11506316

>>11506178

>> No.11506338

fuck this is me except my eyes are normal

but i am fucking alone and do not have real friends and nobody ever bullied me because im tall and strong but fuck i even fap to transporn

i need help

>> No.11506359

>>11506300

Lead me to the light fren

>>11506316

Can you help me make sense of this? I'm intrigued.

>> No.11506360

>>11506338
and i have obsessions with literally everything
online games
sportsbetting
online poker
alcohol
weed
lifting weights
sugar
salt
cars
women
men

i do everything like a maniac but only for 2-3 months and then i lose any motivation what so ever and look for a new kind of addiction lmao

>> No.11506367

>>11506338
>except my eyes are normal

------------Thats what you think-------------

are you aware of how often you blink and why?

is their resting position agressive or piercing?

i can spot crazy people from 100 metres away

>> No.11506375

>>11506197
>>11506216
>>11506219
you're all fucking stupid, the whole point of the meme is to convey that most people have the same outlook of themselves, stop thinking you're special little snowflakes or just kill youreselves

>> No.11506381

>>11506375
yourselves*

>> No.11506387

Literally every single one of those applies to me except I've never had sex, I even look like the guy in the pic with blue eyes and brown hair. I'm seriously convinced whoever made this had me in mind. I know a couple people who browse /pol/ and they were the ones who introduced me so they know I browse there and know I've probably seen this image so I feel like they made it about me when I ghosted them (for unknown reasons on my part).

>> No.11506396

>>11506375


my ego is UNSTOPPABLE

>> No.11506397

>>11506387
>except I've never had sex

congratualtions. how old are you?
just a man to man heads up no bullship hint = above age 23 forget about ever fucking if a virigin; you will drop your spaghetti so hard

>> No.11506409

>>11506397
What if I'm 23?...

>> No.11506421

Oh shit you got me!

Fuck off PSYOPS, stick to your lotto threads

>> No.11506439

>>11506409
go nuts reading PUA shit. it will land you a 6/10 (depending on country)

>> No.11506493

>>11506375
Everyone's got issues, but it's just projection and insecurity to accuse everyone of being special snowflakes if they don't agree with OP's infographic.

>> No.11506567

How did you do it OP? You've successfully described young white male nerds on 4chan and amazingly, many posters here identify with it!

>> No.11506572

>>11506375
>this anon knows how the psychology of the virgin vs chad meme was founded upon works

Meme is rather on point though, have adhd but never trapped to trans or gay porn though because thats gay

>> No.11506573

Man fuck you buttcoiners. I came here to laugh at pink wojaks and not being found out.

>> No.11506610
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>>11506261
This. 4chan devours the weak minded with infographics and the illusions people project on anonymous posts. Reminder that pic related is behind a lot of the shitposts/pseudo intellectual garbage

>> No.11506613

>>11506178
I don't fit that criteria but I'm diagnosed out the wazoo.

9 mental disabilities diagnosed if I recall correctly.

Do I get an award or something?

>> No.11506619

>>11506610
lol that milk dud has a face and ears

>> No.11506621

>>11506178
Also the majority of these things are widely felt and you're just as npc as the next one for feeling them. Go to sleep you have work in the morning losers.

>> No.11507090

yep. i think it's a mildly expressed combination of cluster A personality disorders.

>> No.11507176
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>>11506359
Persona->Ego->Shadow->Anima/Animus->Self
just look into it if you're interested, shit gets fucky

>> No.11507268

>>11506178
I got diagnosed with mental illness but their treatments were either lock me up or throw me on SSRI's and those seemed just as bad as being a miserable self-loathing pile of shit that can't focus and has panic attacks.

>> No.11507311

>>11506178
So, uhm, what‘s the illness?

A-asking for a friend

>> No.11507375

>>11506375
i like this explanation. are these just really common personality traits of the average 4chan poster, combined with the fact that most people like consider themselves attractive?
this meme spooked me when i first saw it because it's very accurate, but i was surprised how many other people also think it's been designed specifically with them in mind.

>> No.11507786

>>11506178
OP must you insist on projecting your cock lust?
>not ugly
>yeah these guys arent ugly lmao theyre like not cute guys or like really hot guys or muscular guys but like uhmmmm theyre kind of like rock solid guys with cute big eyes to stare into
fucking kill yourself LMAOOO

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>>11506219
>have you experimented fapping to gay/trap porn?
Holy shit fag just fucking end it.

>> No.11507791

>>11506178
Spoken like a true NPC

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>>11506258
>Jacked off to gay porn like 5-6 times in my life
>My mom is definitely off somehow and has multiple sclerosis
Holy shit my life suddenly makes sense.

>> No.11507804

>>11506367
>i can spot crazy people from 100 metres away
And we--we're p-proud of you, s-s-s- *sigh*son.

>> No.11507831

fucking lol, I hate this place but you are some clever fuckers. That pic is exactly me.

Except when I kept trying to kms they did diagnose me as nuts.

>> No.11507833

>>11506178
OMG FUCKING DELETE THIS

>> No.11507846

>>11506178
yeow. spot on.

>> No.11507852

>>11506360
yeow. me too.

>> No.11507872

>>11506360
>lmao

>> No.11507875

OMG THIS IS TOTALLY ME!!

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>>11506219
Fapping to tranny porn is an indicator of patrician taste and superior intellect. Wouldn't expect the unwashed masses to have an inkling of understanding this, though. Enjoy life in blissful, plebeian ignorance, you pitiful cretin.

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>>11507910

>> No.11508330

>>11506178
holy FUCK this is me what the actual fuck