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how do i long depression

>> No.11505884

>>11505871
Make a trustless oracle to government sources of depression rates and make bets on it

>> No.11505899

>>11505871
How do I short this board?

>> No.11505905

Get an art hoe and have her create lofi music for you to sell to beta /mu/tants

>> No.11505914

>>11505899
Buy Cardano

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>> No.11505955

sell bullshit books that make people think theyre going to be happy 4 lyfe

>> No.11505971

>>11505931
lol 4:15 is about when I finish working out at my 24 hour gym after binging kratom mixed with nootropics or modifinal