/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.11496027]

Sorry for your loss edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11493617

[Anonymous No.11496038]

[Anonymous No.11496039]

This is the bottom, right?

[Anonymous No.11496041]

OHNONONONONONO

[Anonymous No.11496042]

Time to start applying...

[Anonymous No.11496045]

Dude...

Lmao..

[Anonymous No.11496050]

damn, i am getting ripped into.

thoughts on MSFT and V? where should i set the stop loss :(

[Anonymous No.11496052]

>>11496039
double bottom on all 3 index charts we mooning tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11496057]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

and while everyone else is going full-pink wojak, i'm just waiting to collect my next divvy, cost average, and enjoy the ride

[Anonymous No.11496059]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.11496066]

>ACB

[Anonymous No.11496068]

>>11496052
> the meme line reached the magic spot

[Anonymous No.11496071]

>>11496050
just wait. it may be a year but those are two of the best companies in the world.

[Anonymous No.11496072]

We've been stuck at only -2% for the last hour. Bottom established. Buy now or you will get left behind.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11496076]

>>11496039
251 bottom

[Anonymous No.11496078]

>>11496050
msft going back under 100

[Anonymous No.11496079]

Guess its time to go back to bed

[Anonymous No.11496082]

>>11496072
Oh i'm buying alright. Feels like tossing stacks of cash in to an incinerator today.

[Anonymous No.11496084]

I purchased a long straddle: naturally the market will move sideways forever now

[Anonymous No.11496089]

>>11496082
don't do it

[Anonymous No.11496095]

>tfw your free robinhood share is AAPL

Dear diary, today was a good day.

[Anonymous No.11496111]

>tfw used this opportunity to get into utilities

I bought 5 shares of WTR

[Anonymous No.11496116]

>>11496072
>We've been stuck at only -2% for the first hour
ftfy

[Anonymous No.11496130]

>>11496089
Fuck you. There will be a bounce. It may be a bull trap but it'll happen.

[Anonymous No.11496133]

Am I retarded for trying to catch a falling knife?

[Anonymous No.11496140]

We will never go below 2700 again

[Anonymous No.11496142]

>>11496027
kek

[Anonymous No.11496145]

if you want to make money, dips/recessions + cost averaging is a good thing. just ensure you invest a standard amount on a regular schedule and hold some extra funds for buying opportunities like today

[Anonymous No.11496147]

Anybody got any strategies on when to buy into a specific stock? I I was thinking of looking at candle sticks and using this (open - low) value to help me decide, but is that a dumb idea?

[Anonymous No.11496159]

>>11496133
Buying SPY is never a bad move
It will always go up eventually and if it doesn't you won't have to worry about money. Only food, water, and ammo will matter then.

[Anonymous No.11496164]

WHY DIDN'T I CASH OUT
JESUS CHRIST I'M A FUCKING RETARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.11496176]

>>11496147
>Anybody got any strategies on when to buy into a specific stock?
Now is a good time to buy as people are panic selling. Or you can do the /biz/ thing and buy at ath.

[Anonymous No.11496179]

I don't know what to do. Been only investing for 3 months and this is the largest hit I've taken.

Some solid advice will really be appreciated frens.

[Anonymous No.11496185]

>>11496057
Might pick up some CRF just to see how long the music can keep playing. SNR looking better at this price as well, despite the last div halving.

[Anonymous No.11496186]

>>11496041
>investing in Twitter

[Anonymous No.11496187]

>>11496179
get used to it. your money is gone as soon as you hit the buy button.

[Anonymous No.11496188]

Bouncing back already. Better luck next time, bears.

[Anonymous No.11496196]

>>11496188
Dead cat

[Anonymous No.11496198]

>>11496179
>Some solid advice will really be appreciated frens.
I hope you didn't buy memes, because companies with reasonable business models will recover over time.

[Anonymous No.11496199]

>>11496188
nice low volume pump you got there

[Anonymous No.11496200]

Fuck you, mgm

[Anonymous No.11496207]

>>11496179

[Anonymous No.11496219]

>>11496188
t.increasingly nervous bagbitch

[Anonymous No.11496222]

>>11496207
You should probably clear out some of those emails

[Anonymous No.11496228]

>>11496050
MSFT is going to have good earning tomorrow. cloud is strong as fuck so load up.

[Anonymous No.11496237]

>>11496188
hmmm that didn't last long

[Anonymous No.11496238]

>>11496147
You have to test stuff out and figure out what works for you. From a long perspective you can buy high and try to sell higher or you can buy low and try to sell high. It's more about your risk/position management and how well the style of trading works for you than anything else. There are no meaningful short cuts. Experience is king.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11496241]

>>11496188
trapped longs gonna fuel this next leg down so hard

[Anonymous No.11496245]

>>11496207
i've never been more erect

[Anonymous No.11496248]

>>11496179
1. how old are you?
b. if you're under 60, hodl
5. if you have spare investing money, cost average some stocks
#. Do the same as above for the next 20 years and you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.11496266]

this sideways shit is super gay

[Anonymous No.11496277]

>>11496188

Fucking mong don't even know what is stop-loss triggers.
If you don't know how to trade, don't play the game at all

[Anonymous No.11496282]

AAPL, MSFT, ITW, and LOW on sale right now. all great dividend growth stocks. i can't tell you where the bottom is but i can tell you that these companies will be around and increasing their dividends for the next 10 years

[Anonymous No.11496283]

>>11496241
That fucking tone
Get in the pot

[Anonymous No.11496340]

bought UVXY right in time to get JUST'd on that too.

[Anonymous No.11496341]

>>11496042
Quick Anon, when the recession hits, people will be laid off based on seniority...

[Anonymous No.11496345]

>>11496282
I'd hit up msft, they've got some serious growth on the horizon with azure.

[Anonymous No.11496347]

>>11496340
Keep holding; it's not over yet

[Anonymous No.11496351]

>>11496341
useless people and high cost people will be laid off.

[Anonymous No.11496367]

is burger king hiring at this time of the year??

[Anonymous No.11496390]

time to load up!

[Anonymous No.11496391]

>>11496367
just sent in my Chucky Cheese application

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11496409]

>>11496367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMSaJ1KkqQI

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11496414]

>>11496283
nuuuuu no eat me soup

[Anonymous No.11496427]

>>11496391
Anon, Chucky Cheese here, you do not have the required 10 years experience for this job... good luck on your future endeavors

[Anonymous No.11496430]

>>11496409
Are you Andrew B posting on Lord Shkreli's blog ?

[Anonymous No.11496434]

>>11496427
Oh, you have 12 years experience? well you're overqualified - sorry and good luck

[Anonymous No.11496439]

VTGN is crashing

[Anonymous No.11496442]

>>11496430
there's only one retard in this world shilling LCI so it has to be.

[Anonymous No.11496449]

>>11496434
>>11496427
>mfw the local Micky Dees & KFC started using cashier-less automated counters

[Anonymous No.11496460]

>some anon on another board freaking out about the market
>check my portfolio
>down .84%
Nasakenai.

[Anonymous No.11496462]

bought puts and closing tabs, no dt's left so fuck it.

[Anonymous No.11496466]

>>11496188
kekk
you nerds never learn

[Anonymous No.11496485]

>>11496347
got out with a $5 profit didn't even notice when phone was in pocket. can buy myself a 4 for 4 at wendys for lunch.

[Anonymous No.11496497]

>LOGI

[Anonymous No.11496501]

Do I buy cheapies now or is it gonna dip more. Mfst that is.

[Anonymous No.11496507]

>>11496501
it's going sub $100 just wait or short it

[Anonymous No.11496509]

>>11496442
That hivemind

[Anonymous No.11496519]

YOU GUYS SAID THIS WAS JUST A CORRECTION I'M LOSING THOUSANDS HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[Anonymous No.11496525]

>>11496179
I'm down 10% on portfolio today BUT I've been buying only good dividend stocks last week and today so I don't really care as long as we don't go 50% down. I once cost averaged -80% on one stock so price is irrelevant as long as I have good returns on current offer.

[Anonymous No.11496528]

>>11496041
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! See ya later, you won't be missed. I feel sorry for anyone investing in these tech companies that are astronomically overvalued.

[Anonymous No.11496532]

>>11496391
>>11496409
>not working for starbucks for their bennies, stock options, flexible schedules and free coffee

its my semi-retirement job waiting to happen. no real responsibilities and a cheap way to buy discounted shares of SBUX with my divvies

[Anonymous No.11496536]

AMD GOING GREEN!!!!!

[Anonymous No.11496538]

>>11496519
You have much to learn young bull. I told you buying overvalued stuff is not good for your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.11496541]

>MCD

[Anonymous No.11496543]

AAAAAAND WE'RE BACK!
GREEN BY EOD BOYOS!!

[Anonymous No.11496549]

>>11496538
King bobo! Where do you find these OC?

[Anonymous No.11496556]

>>11496543
Nasdaq will NEVER go below 7k again
W00tage

[Anonymous No.11496557]

>>11496525
this guy fucks and will make it

[Anonymous No.11496558]

>>11496543

[Anonymous No.11496561]

I will start buying your bags when the Dow hits 18k

[Anonymous No.11496565]

>>11496538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lNlYn6BXMg

[Anonymous No.11496569]

This is 100% the fault of those trade war morons. Tariffs are the dumbest fucking idea possibly ever

[Anonymous No.11496571]

>CAT beats expectations
>Tariffs increase costs
>dies
OH NO NO NO NO NO HO HO HO

[Anonymous No.11496574]

>>11496066
Livestream so I grow some balls to kms2

[Anonymous No.11496575]

>>11496147
I'm actually doing opposite of the rest. I'm making initial "buy in" insignificant amount below current/close price just to be sure it triggers. From there it's either profit or cost averaging. If I like the company I don't think there's a way to lose in a long run.

[Anonymous No.11496577]

>>11496569
kys libtard chink
AMERICA FIRST

[Anonymous No.11496580]

>>11496543
What does it even matter. I need spx at 2880 to profit. The market’s fucking gay, I’m uninstalling rh for next 3 months.

[Anonymous No.11496599]

BUY MSFT NOW

[Anonymous No.11496613]

>buy only local, relatively safe dividend stocks
>cost average
>re-invest dividends
>never buy what /biz/ hypes
This will be my strategy from now on

[Anonymous No.11496631]

>>11496549
I am a collector. I have shared library of all memes on all my devices. It's all sorted by categories and I post about 10% of my stack. I also sometimes go on Google image search type a meme keyword and scroll through usually finding some og memes from already long gone and forgotten threads.

[Anonymous No.11496653]

Got $3k sitting on the sidelines.
What’s the next moon boys?

[Anonymous No.11496660]

How are your boomer stocks doing lads? We're finding a bottom in Crypto and prepping up for a slow and steady increase before it breaks out into another golden bullrun in a couple years. Try getting into the ground floor on this one.

>futures start trading again by december
>institutional investors trickling in via brokers such as robin hood and fidelity
>companies looking into block chain technology adding momentum to speculation

One of you faggots listened when we shilled Ethereum and helped make you tens of thousands, will /smg/ make another 100k with QTUM?

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11496679]

>>11496653
>What’s the next moon boys?
let me tell you about this company......

[Anonymous No.11496680]

>>11496660
Shilling QTUM here? The absolute state...

[Anonymous No.11496685]

literaly spend the last week trying to work out why my proxy settings weren't working, turns out I put the rules at the bottom of the config file not the top and there was an implisit deny 1/4 the way down. bearing in mind the config file is ~7900 lines long

[Anonymous No.11496688]

>>11496653
TOPS

[Anonymous No.11496703]

BULL IS BACK

[Anonymous No.11496711]

>>11496660
Would you get out of the fucking thread? You have the whole board to post this shit, we get one thread. Everyone is well aware of crypto.

[Anonymous No.11496713]

>>11496688
>Greece
Nty

[Anonymous No.11496717]

crash is finally here :)

[Anonymous No.11496734]

DOOOOOOOOOM PESTILENCE CHAOS

[Anonymous No.11496748]

When GOP wins big in the midterms we could see Dow going to 30k within days. Keep calm and buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.11496751]

Thoughts on GOOGL and AMZN? I bought lots of both a couple years ago and am still up ~80% combined in this sell off. Should I buy more? I plan to hold for 10+ years.

[Anonymous No.11496775]

Buffet stop dumping your bank bags

[Anonymous No.11496788]

>>11496751
I can tell you short term it will go down a bit more. Is it worth it to speculate over 1 to 1000$ is your choice

[Anonymous No.11496800]

>>11496569
only retards prefer income tax over tariffs

[Anonymous No.11496824]

a few days before the election Trump going to end the trade war, and stocks will go flying upward with the force of 1000 suns

[Anonymous No.11496826]

>>11496660
>we're finding a bottom

at 0

[Anonymous No.11496834]

>>11496748
>being this delusional
oh wait I'm still on 4chan. Sorry, continue

[Anonymous No.11496843]

>>11496751
>couple years ago
And you’re still here? Aren’t you rich now? How many is “bought lots of both”

[Anonymous No.11496844]

>>11496800
Wrong. Income tax is spread evenly between industries. There's nothing wrong with tax cut IF you have money for it.
Tariffs are purchase tax on particular industry. If you don't have deficit like China you can't win tariffs war cuz only thing you do is destabilizing specific industries on your side which leads to bad shit.

[Anonymous No.11496867]

>>11496824
If he stops trade war he loses trade war.
>>11496748
Yes goy, better load the ba.. I mean dip

[Anonymous No.11496878]

>>11496800
tariffs only increase corporate profits and literally nothing else. placing tariffs in hopes of reindustrialization is dumb as shit

[Anonymous No.11496892]

This is it, we are never going to see 30,000 dow jones industrial. We will be lucky if it ever reaches 25k again.

[Anonymous No.11496916]

>>11496892
It's easy to reach it but question is how much it's gonna be worth really.

[Anonymous No.11496929]

>>11496748
unless the GOP nationalizes or abolishes the fed, it won't mean shit

[Anonymous No.11496932]

IT JUST KEEPS GOING LOWER AND LOWER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHEN WILL THIS END? LEAVE ME ALONE SMUG BEAR POSTERS

[Anonymous No.11496945]

>>11496653

RIV,

Go all in now, guaranteed 10-20% gain by the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.11496962]

>>11496843
25k worth... not rich

[Anonymous No.11496964]

>>11496932

[Anonymous No.11496969]

S-Smile through the pain r-right bros?

[Anonymous No.11496972]

>>11496932
Are you high? It's been steady sideways since the fake bull trap open.

Now watch this bounce.

[Anonymous No.11496977]

What's the consensus on when the housing market crashes to zero? next fall?

[Anonymous No.11496991]

>>11496964
kek

[Anonymous No.11496994]

>>11496972
Bear trap I mean.

[Anonymous No.11497000]

>>11496916
>>11496892
DOW will be at 40K by 2025

[Anonymous No.11497035]

>argue last night in here about Tesla shorts being wrong
today feels good

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11497039]

>>11497035
nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.11497041]

>>11496969
I-it's only money.

[Anonymous No.11497060]

>My SQQQ and YANG

[Anonymous No.11497081]

>>11497039
Ok, but the point is Tesla isn't as at risk of a recession killing them as shorts think. It's counter-intuitive sort of like how netflix does good in recessions. Tesla is in growing segments with lowering costs through tech advancements. The switch to EV is large enough of a movement to counteract any negative pull from recession in the greater market. With other autos comparitively getting assfucked Tesla actually becomes a good vessel for capital.

[Anonymous No.11497092]

Crash is fake and gay. MM's are eating up the stop losses of all you faggots who made money on dude weed and reinvested. Once they are satisfied filling their gullets the gates will open and we will be green for a month.

[Anonymous No.11497103]

>>11497092
>t.

[Anonymous No.11497109]

[Anonymous No.11497119]

Wonder how many of my stop losses were triggered

[Anonymous No.11497125]

>>11497109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0rV88Ev-og

[Anonymous No.11497135]

I THOUGHT GOLD STOCKS WERE SUPPOSED TO GO UP

[Anonymous No.11497136]

>>11497081
the switch to EV will cause unepmloyment to rise and it will hit the economy much more than you can imagine

i am from E.Europe and if this comes true, I expect major political shifts to happen

[Anonymous No.11497139]

>>11497092
I hate it when faggots get mad at the crash. The crash is a good thing. The crash allows people to buy the dip on good stocks. Faggot bagholders who hate the crash are contemptible faggots I hope when the market recovers your stocks don't recover

[Anonymous No.11497144]

My timing has been so bad lol
Thought nvda was going to eat the bucket last month instead of this month
Guess GIGAJIGARAYS marketing works on the market. Still glad I got out at 260s

[Anonymous No.11497158]

>the hammer on QQQ daily

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11497163]

remember to buy some LCI

[Anonymous No.11497173]

Bulls just kicked down the door

[Anonymous No.11497179]

>SQQQ

[Anonymous No.11497181]

>>11497136
oh fuck yeah dude. If Tesla lives a few years it's over for huge segments of American economy.

The big simulation you should run is understanding Tesla entirely based on dealerships. Cut out all other businesses in Tesla and just see what they do only looking at their dealership model.

- On Demand
- 2 weeks supply vs 3-6 months stockpiled

They gain a 3-6% price advantage over all others just doing their direct sales.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11497197]

Thanks for the cheapies :)

[Anonymous No.11497199]

>>11497181
Based Musk keeping my fngu stable

[Anonymous No.11497214]

BASED VZ

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11497226]

>>11497199
After he tweeted all that weebshit I might buy 1 share to support his shitposting
He is a god

[Anonymous No.11497241]

God damn LABU just went Green day
what a swing

[Anonymous No.11497248]

>>11497135
You did not listen, its 90% metal 10% stock

[Anonymous No.11497255]

Clearest Double Top I'd ever seen
Fuck it, buying back next yr

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11497266]

>tell friend to not panic sell NFLX
>he panic sells anyways @ 322
>5 min later NFLX is 328
-_-;

[Anonymous No.11497274]

>>11497255

[Anonymous No.11497275]

>>11497255
Except that wasnt a double top

[Anonymous No.11497278]

Tesla. What

[Anonymous No.11497285]

>>11497266
>NFLX
Look up how nflx does in a recession
Nflx is less risky than people think on the short term from a recession
The bigger problem for netflix is ever making money in the long term

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11497286]

>>11497255
>bzzz bzzz bzzz
>he sold

[Anonymous No.11497289]

>>11497248
Index dumps, gold stocks dump.
Index pumps, gold stocks dump harder.

He made me buy altcoins of the stock market.

[Anonymous No.11497298]

>>11497255
your chart upside down?

[Anonymous No.11497305]

>>11497278
>>11497278
High short interest
ER moved to tomorrow with no warning so they have to cover in 1 day if they planned to instead of being able to trickle out

[Anonymous No.11497306]

>>11497248
Nice try, DIO

[Anonymous No.11497309]

>>11497266
>when a small spec capitulates

[Anonymous No.11497311]

>>11497278
NEVER doubt The Musk.

[Anonymous No.11497312]

>>11496027
who here /goodday/

[Anonymous No.11497316]

>>11497248
why didn't gold go up today?

what stocks are worth buying when stocks market is going down? VXX and TVIX aren't even going up? why?

[Anonymous No.11497330]

>>11497316
short if you think it's going down.

[Anonymous No.11497353]

>>11497316
Just be careful which you pick. This is not a traditional recession or whatever people call it.

The main issue is China Trade and some specific sectors dying. It's not necessarily going to be certain growth stocks that die. For instance AMZN/Goog should be fine relative.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11497356]

>>11497316
VXX is up almost 6%

[Anonymous No.11497370]

>>11497289
id argue gold stocks is more of an XRP in stock market looking at who holds it etc etc and they all expect flippening
>11497306
whos DIO
>>11497330
this
>>11497316
good question tbqh, I have no answer but Im happy it did not. If gold was rising as stocks fall itd mean something much worse than we have now

[Anonymous No.11497377]

>>11497241

>in biotech equities that require cheap funding to survive
>rising interest rates and shrinking investor confidence
>triple leveraged

You’re a degenerate gambler my man. How the fuck did you think this etf was a good idea with all those high growth oriented companies?

Either way, best of luck, that shit would drive me insane/physically ill.

[Anonymous No.11497385]

Why is it as soon as Obama opened his fucking trap and started taking credit for the economy we started crashing?

[Anonymous No.11497408]

>>11497109
We're gonna be okay, frens. We're gonna make it. We're all gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.11497412]

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

[Anonymous No.11497414]

>>11497312
is -1.30% good? if so yea

[Anonymous No.11497415]

Green EOD. Bears lost.

[Anonymous No.11497418]

You faggots better buy Short-Intermediate Term Government Bonds before the day of reckoning comes. They are yielding over 3% right now, best bargain on the market, since stocks are likely falling 30-40%+, due to stretch valuations and no domestic GDP growth.

Homeowners, banks, automakers, and retail are already getting smashed...

[Anonymous No.11497422]

>>11497370
>>11497306
my bad
>>11497385
implying economy with such a sexy debt and bailouts is somewhat crashproof

[Anonymous No.11497428]

Keep recovering SPY. I believe in you.

[Anonymous No.11497429]

>>11497312
A very good day.

[Anonymous No.11497430]

TVIX

[Anonymous No.11497433]

massive red candles at 3:59 confirmed

[Anonymous No.11497434]

>>11497418
Also, 5-10% in commodities & 5-10% in gold, as insurance against an exploding deficit.

[Anonymous No.11497435]

>>11497377
if you review the components its more things like Alexion and Biomarin + a bunch of dna shit. not really smallcaps


Also its going to double from here so none of this matters

[Anonymous No.11497447]

>>11497414

[Anonymous No.11497448]

>>11497163
I bought 189 shares. Will baghold forever just so the tutes can't have them.

[Anonymous No.11497453]

Jesus, NBEV! Take it easy!

[Anonymous No.11497462]

why is F so green?

[Anonymous No.11497478]

So, it's all over, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.11497485]

I'm nervous, when does this dip stop being a correction and become a crash? At what point do we know?

[Anonymous No.11497488]

BUY DA' SPY, LOOK MOMMY, IT RHYMES!!
>BUY DA' SPY, LOOK MOMMY, IT RHYMES!!
BUY DA' SPY, LOOK MOMMY, IT RHYMES!!
>BUY DA' SPY, LOOK MOMMY, IT RHYMES!!
BUY DA' SPY, LOOK MOMMY, IT RHYMES!!
>BUY DA' SPY, LOOK MOMMY, IT RHYMES!!

[Anonymous No.11497489]

>>11497429
good lord

[Anonymous No.11497495]

>>11497485
>At what point do we know
when its behind us

[Anonymous No.11497501]

What did Elon mean by this?

[Anonymous No.11497507]

>>11497435

Well, that means a few of my biotechs would also see some srs green. We can only hope the boomers will empty their children’s inheritance into some extra young years for themselves.

[Anonymous No.11497510]

>>11497285
>just keep raising subscription rate slowly
People never actually cancel

[Anonymous No.11497516]

>>11497501
I think TSLA is a pretty cool guy. Eh tells the SEC to fuck off and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Anonymous No.11497518]

>>11497501
ANIME IS REAL

[Anonymous No.11497520]

>>11497501
This is what the top of a market looks like.

[Anonymous No.11497522]

>>11497501
TSLA above 120 is too much for me

[Anonymous No.11497536]

fake as fuck, market is overbought.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11497542]

>>11497518
Cant wait to eat cat girl

[Anonymous No.11497544]

Who wants to short AMZN with me? I got the inside scoop that they are going to miss.

[Anonymous No.11497559]

>>11497501
wtf i love anime now

[Anonymous No.11497561]

>>11497544
Nah AWS grew too much for them to miss.

[Anonymous No.11497564]

>>11497226
what did Elon said this time?

[Anonymous No.11497572]

Bulls raging back.

[Anonymous No.11497573]

I'm all in shorting Barrick.

[Anonymous No.11497577]

>>11497573
Holy fuck BASED

[Anonymous No.11497586]

Yes.

[Anonymous No.11497588]

>>11497573
nice

[Anonymous No.11497594]

>>11497572
Green EOD. We're gonna make it, lads.

[Anonymous No.11497595]

>>11497408
>>11497412
i think this perfectly sums up this place

[Anonymous No.11497602]

>>11497564
that hes building a mecha

[Anonymous No.11497604]

>>11497564
>Tesla Model 3 is showing uncredible momentum and I am going to responsibly manage the Company
>Oh here are free dildos for shortsellers to put into their asses

[Anonymous No.11497607]

>>11497564
basicaly went on a multi-tweet tirade about how 3d pigs won't be allowed on any spacex craft and revealed detailed plans to start a male only colony with holo waifus.

[Anonymous No.11497610]

>>11497572
LETS GO BULLS

[Anonymous No.11497611]

WEED STOCKS BROS

[Anonymous No.11497614]

>>11497595
This is why i come here.
No matter what happens in any market i leave /biz/ with a smile.

[Anonymous No.11497616]

>>11497604
>uncredible momentum
oh no no no

[Anonymous No.11497621]

>>11497564
BIG ANIME TIDDIES FAN

[Anonymous No.11497624]

>>11497611
DID YOU BUY THE DIP????????

[Anonymous No.11497625]

>>11497595
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.11497634]

>>11497607
You can't be serious

[Anonymous No.11497636]

>>11497586
how are you celebrating economic recovery, fren?

[Anonymous No.11497637]

Don't let it end.
Don't let it end.
Don't ever let it end.

Well, I got two tickets to the game.
It would be great if I could take you to this someday.
Well, I'll walk you home when the whole things done.
If you're there, I don't even care which team won.
We could stop at the coffee shop.
And make fun of the cops in the parking lot.
We could laugh as we both pretend that we're not in love and that we're just good friends.

[Anonymous No.11497639]

>>11497634
This was a post he made last night.

[Anonymous No.11497657]

>>11497564

[Anonymous No.11497659]

COME ON WEED LET'S MAKE THIS A MULTI DAY BOUNCE I WANT TO MAKE SOME PROFIT INSTEAD OF JUST BREAK EVEN

[Anonymous No.11497664]

>>11497639
>>11497657
Now for the million dollar question, who does Ellon think is the best girl?

[Anonymous No.11497665]

>>11497657

LOL

[Anonymous No.11497666]

>>11497657
Short TWTR now.

[Anonymous No.11497675]

>>11497657
reasonable thing to do, risk its hacking rusiian troll is too high

[Anonymous No.11497684]

>>11497634

[Anonymous No.11497690]

>NBEV

[Anonymous No.11497698]

About to load up on cheapie puts

[Anonymous No.11497701]

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.11497704]

>>11497684
from what I've seen in everything competitive to date. The pattern is that anime fans fucking dominate for some reason. Other CEOs can't compete and this is a bullish signal.

I don't understand it though, but the success rate of public figures into anime is way too high.

[Anonymous No.11497706]

>>11497657
I stand with Elon, this week descrimination must end. Also, when Elon builds the Eva to retrieve longinus from the moon y'all will be sorry.

[Anonymous No.11497719]

>>11497701

I truly and sincerely love this man.

[Anonymous No.11497721]

Anime-fan CEO ETF soon?

[Anonymous No.11497724]

>>11497312
I've spent the last half our swearing in my car

[Anonymous No.11497741]

>>11497724
don't be so trigger happy on that sell button.

[Anonymous No.11497753]

>>11497724
You're your own worst enemy.

[Anonymous No.11497760]

>>11497724
Why would you do this? How are you both willing to sell for $53 and buy for $55? Is your objective to lose money?

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11497763]

>>11497657

[Anonymous No.11497764]

need to sell tvix by end of day, what is a good target price to exit?

[Anonymous No.11497771]

>>11497724
>fuck hueg market orders

This is exactly how RH rapes you and offers free commissions.

[Anonymous No.11497775]

>>11497724
BAKA

[Anonymous No.11497776]

>>11497760
4d chess goy, he's fueling the market

[Anonymous No.11497779]

>>11497760
Literally every time I decide to cut my losses there's an immediate 180 and when I buy back in it crashes again
If I keep holding though it will just keep crashing

[Anonymous No.11497781]

>>11497657
lel

[Anonymous No.11497795]

Looks like my HEI stops were triggered, goodbye old friend

[Anonymous No.11497804]

>>11497779
It's a sign you trade too much. Most people suck at trading anyway. It's better to buy & hold. Much less stress and you actually MAKE money.

[Anonymous No.11497805]

>tfi 2 hours

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11497811]

>>11497724
we've all been there at some point... stay strong.. think logical..

buy some LCI

[Anonymous No.11497838]

wtf is this rally go back down so I can buy

[weed lmao No.11497841]

Aphria, Hexo, Supreme, and CRON in the green. Canopy Growth getting very close.

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

Also I hit the RIV low within 3 cents this morning. Hope that's the bottom. If it is, that is the closest I have ever come to getting order in at the precise bottom of a plunge.

[weed lmao No.11497856]

>>11497841

Canopy green. Organigram now green.

[weed lmao No.11497874]

>>11497856

Canntrust green. HMMJ ETF just went green!

PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP

[Anonymous No.11497879]

Can you imagine having bags so heavy from terrible investing that you have to shill a complete shitbag company everyday to a north african camel breeding forum.

[Anonymous No.11497887]

>>11497724
peak mindlet.

[Anonymous No.11497894]

> Major Indexes down 1% or more
> /biz/ is posting green wojaks

bull keks are a pathetic little bunch aren't they?

[Anonymous No.11497903]

SON

YOU'VE GOT A WAYS TO FALL

[Anonymous No.11497905]

Guys, buy commodities. The age of FAANG is over. We budweiser, oil, gold, silver, and weed now!

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11497906]

>>11497879
>can you imagine being on a north african camel breeding forum every day putting people down as if you are any better than them?

[Anonymous No.11497928]

>>11497905
>he doesnt know FAANG are the new consumer staples

[Anonymous No.11497929]

How much money do you guys make per month on average? What was your initial investment?

[Anonymous No.11497930]

>>11497906
No one was called out specifically. Don't know why you feel guilty? I'm just here for the (You)'s anyway.

[Anonymous No.11497937]

What's keeping ACB

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11497958]

>>11497930
>still thinks they are better than everyone else thats on the same exact north african camel breeding forum they are posting on

[Anonymous No.11497993]

>>11496041
is that a fucking nose ring?

[Anonymous No.11497995]

why don't you buy stocks in every shitter company that comes on the market based on the probability that some of them will moon in years to come?

[Anonymous No.11497999]

>>11497958
triggered.

[Anonymous No.11498003]

those strategic pumps on DOD are crazy helpful
Dog holders never noticed a correction

[Anonymous No.11498009]

>>11497930
>here for the (You)'s
I can tell you have an interesting life

[Anonymous No.11498011]

>>11497624

FUCK YES MY NIGGA

[Anonymous No.11498015]

>>11497995

Because some of them will also go bankrupt.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11498031]

>>11497999
I just think you are a moron.

[Anonymous No.11498035]

>>11497874

And here comes the pullback. Moment of truth now. We bull or we fugged?

[Anonymous No.11498038]

>>11498015
most of them will that's the point, buy into 1000 joe-shmoe-shit-shops so you can get the apple/tesla/ms/amazon's of the world

[Anonymous No.11498040]

so realistically speaking, now that my buy trigger has finally been reached, would you put 1/3 of your funds in and then save 2/3 for larger selloff? or just dump half or more in right now? keep in mind I'm fine not getting maximum return but it would sort of suck if I put in 1/3 and this is the bottom, and then I just hold 2/3 cash for a year or something lul

[Anonymous No.11498041]

>>11497894
Don't you feel it?!?

The bull had a flu and threw up the last of it this morning. Tomorrow he's golden.

[Anonymous No.11498044]

>>11497958
M
22
Cario, Egypt
Hmu if you down to breed.

[Anonymous No.11498047]

>>11497929
Around 300€ every month. Super conservative approach. Initial investment 30.000€. 45.000€ now.

[Anonymous No.11498058]

>>11498041
> t-tomorrow the big bull will come
whatever you say sweetie

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11498061]

>>11498044
lol

[Anonymous No.11498076]

I don’t know if I can forgive president cheeto for appointing this jerome cuntface. That’s a lifetime thing, you can’t just fire fed chairs. They’re not even government employees. And with the tariffs. The focccking tariffs on everyone who looks at him funny. You’re fucking with my money.
Tbh getting tired of him. Actually considering voting blue at midterms just to halt the gov.

[Anonymous No.11498077]

>>11498040

30% in is good. You can always average up if you get bullish continuation signals.

Under normal circumstances I like to have 30% free cash available to buy deep plunges like this morning's, then scale back position size some on the bounce to replenish the cash supply.

[Anonymous No.11498095]

Eyy yo where my FAANGotts at with them mad losses n shieet?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11498105]

>>11498044
F
18
Rural Sweden
Hmu if you're down to breed

[Anonymous No.11498110]

>>11498077
cool nice too see someone with basically my thinking. thanks senpai

[Anonymous No.11498117]

>>11496066
>bought 500 shares last week
Just fuck my shit up.

[Anonymous No.11498126]

>>11498105
Two humps or one?

[Anonymous No.11498137]

>>11498095
meh still pretty massive gains overall here and they'll bounce back anyway... you just need to hold.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11498138]

>>11497930

[Anonymous No.11498148]

>>11498137
>The ride down the slope of hope begins

[Anonymous No.11498199]

Just bought this book, anyone got an opinion on it? I'm looking at putting more money into various investments, so I wanted to read up on where various spots to throw cash it would be. So far it's been pretty good info, but I'd like to hear from some people with economics experience that may have read it, and any other texts beyond what's just in the Pastebin in the OP.

[Anonymous No.11498229]

oils down 5% tesla up 11%

[Anonymous No.11498234]

>>11498040
A/ IT goes up , you either buy for more or sit on cash only making more money from 1/3 of available capital.
B/ IT goes down, you buy more there to hold for cheaper price.
If your trigger's been reached then what's the point of expecting lower low. If you do then we'll put less than 1/3 put rest to 1/3 below in smaller pieces. If it's your trigger then go more cuz if you're ok with your current entrance I don't see reason to enter with just third of available funds.

[Anonymous No.11498244]

>>11498229
Dealerships are even more fucked

[Anonymous No.11498247]

>>11498229
Welp, time to buy into electronics commodities.

[Anonymous No.11498250]

>>11498199
>Michele

[Anonymous No.11498255]

Hodl and buy cheap stocks you fucking retards

[Anonymous No.11498269]

>>11497841

dead cat bounce bro

[Anonymous No.11498270]

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11498275]

>>11498255
>Hodl and buy cheap stocks you fucking retards

[Anonymous No.11498279]

>>11497928
>he doesnt know that FAANG is finally collapsing under its own weight of fed stim money and shady stock buybacks

[Anonymous No.11498280]

How can people buy Tesla for this much is beyond my comprehension. This is some Bitcoin tier speculation.

[Anonymous No.11498285]

>>11498270
what am I looking at here?

[Anonymous No.11498288]

290, how does he do it?

[Anonymous No.11498296]

holy fucking shit based elon musk

[Anonymous No.11498299]

>>11498280

[Anonymous No.11498305]

Buy Tesla. It's going up 20% tomorrow. They literally sold more luxury cars than all other manufacturers combined.

[Anonymous No.11498314]

>>11498299
the hyper loop will never work, its not musks idea it's been around since the 20's

[Anonymous No.11498326]

>>11498299
Noooo waaaaay is this a
JAPANESE MONORAIL IN A TUNNEL?!?!?

[Anonymous No.11498331]

> Please buy more Tesla

[Anonymous No.11498335]

>>11498285
death by neutrons and gamma radiation

a nuclear reaction separated by a flat head screwdriver

[Anonymous No.11498339]

>>11498279
>revenues and users increasing year after year
>ad revenue increasing substantially
>all of faang hoarding massive stockpiles of cash

Totally the end...

[Anonymous No.11498348]

>>11498314
The hyperloop idea is pretty good and is just a basic physics analysis. Not much to it unless you implement it but he did push a bunch of people to do it and invest in R&D.

There's nothing fundamentally wrong with the idea though.

[Anonymous No.11498350]

>>11498331
one tsla call is fucking 4 grand

[Anonymous No.11498366]

>>11498279
FAANG is pretty safe though. Apple is basically ignoring china trade war which is extremely fucking strong sign (or dumb one). People still want growth and with real estate slowdown the people that want to actually make money and not just play safe will funnel into them.

Google/Amazon aren't stopping anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.11498371]

>>11498348
>There's nothing fundamentally wrong with the idea though.
Nothing new innovative and working about it either

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.11498373]

zawa zawa

[Anonymous No.11498382]

>>11498339
the beginning of the end.. watch.the market is shifting back to value stocks now, car companies, defense, WM, oil, budweiser, (possibly dudeweed), pharmas

[Anonymous No.11498394]

>>11498350
If you have $50 billion dollars and are a tech company it's perfect. Buy a huge portion of the stocks through calls/purchases secretly. Sell puts. Then announce $5 billion injection of cash with no interest rate.

You make the interest back in the squeeze.

I'm surprised no big $$$$$$ or people who can see that aren't just dumping on the shorts. Such an easy way to make $10 billion+

[Anonymous No.11498405]

>>11498269

Not yet. Canopy Growth is still on leading drop candle, even if that candle is currently green. Dead cat occurs on the day after the candle that set the low. RSI is still lower than it was at close yesterday, even with the rally. See chart.

[Anonymous No.11498406]

>>11498371
Sure, the first arcology is going to be a meme too but still get tons of normies jerking off about how innovative it is.

Nothing is fair. We are emotional. It's now elon's hyperloop idea forever.

[Anonymous No.11498409]

>>11498335
So he didnt turn into the hulk?

[Anonymous No.11498414]

The Great Bull Gore of October 23, '18

You're watching it.

[Anonymous No.11498421]

>go short on Telsa
>drive Elon literally insane, stock dumps
>take profits, go long
>announce you're long now, Tesla stock pumps
these Citron guys are pretty smart

[Anonymous No.11498427]

>>11498382
there were at least 4 "shifts back to value stocks" this year
Consumers and commodities are going sideways while interest rates go up

not to say Im not buying consumer staples, Ive traded them all year since they crashed

[Anonymous No.11498428]

>>11498394
i would be more inclined to short if earnings were tomorrow

[Anonymous No.11498429]

>>11498406
You're describing horde gambling. I'm buying based in real value and returns.

[Anonymous No.11498440]

> We bear now.

The Federal Reserve is draining liquidity from the financial system [by not buying new bonds to replace maturing paper]. It will remove another $600 billion from the market in the next year. The Treasury will issue $1.3 trillion of Treasury paper to finance the budget deficit. All of this means a lot of liquidity is being withdrawn from the market, which is bearish for financial assets. I expect U.S. stocks to slide into the middle of next year, falling maybe 25% to 30% from the top, taking nearly all other markets down with them.

When the declines are big enough, the central planners will come in. Central banks will ease monetary policy, buying assets if necessary. You won’t earn a lot owning equities over the next 10 years, especially if you’re a passive investor in index funds. It will be a much better time for traders and active investors who pick stocks and sectors and do exactly what hasn’t worked for the past 10 years.

Sauce:
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-10-20/ecb-worst-run-central-bank-world-feliz-zulauf-sees-30-plunge-us-stocks-taking-world

[Anonymous No.11498445]

>>11498428
I just meant a large tech company should have killed the shorts, made money on the squeeze, got a huge % of tesla and partnership for their fleets. etc

I'm surprised apple, google, or amazon didn't do it just to make money on the squeeze.

[Anonymous No.11498447]

I have a tsla call so far out of the money id given up. i look today and the return is up 1200%
yes 1200%

[Anonymous No.11498453]

The only way this turnaround makes any sense is that the PPT is working overtime to try and turn the market around. Which means dumb retail is FOMOing back in now that "The Golden Bull is Back". So there'll probably be a massive scalp at the end of power hour from institutions collecting on the spread and retail is going to be left holding the bag

[Anonymous No.11498462]

>>11498440
>I expect U.S. stocks to slide into the middle of next year, falling maybe 25% to 30% from the top, taking nearly all other markets down with them.

That's absurd and you know it.

[Anonymous No.11498491]

making new thread, stand by...

[Anonymous No.11498495]

>>11498462
he posted a zerohedge link, that's all you need to know

Their fund would be like -80% relative to the market if they had a public one since 2009

If some site is doing financial / investment news they should probably have at least a dummy account that they share the % returns on so people can judge them

zerohedge is a joke

[Anonymous No.11498500]

>>11498462
What's absurd is that you were just told exactly what is going to happen and how to prepare for it, but you're not even fucking listening.

[Anonymous No.11498509]

>>11498447
BASED

[Anonymous No.11498513]

>>11498500
>>11498500
Whats your % return since oct 1?

[Anonymous No.11498515]

I'm a fucking retard that would like to buy some Portuguese bonds, can you guys please help me figure this shit out.

Take this for example: https://www.big.pt/OndeInvestir/Obrigacoes/Info/PTOTEAOE0021

Why do bond prices go up and down? I thought bonds worked almost like loans, I'd buy 20k in bonds (loan 20k) and get a yearly return of 4,95% in this case and when the expiration date was over I'd just get the whole amount. Is it possible for me to get a lower return amount back at the expiration date if the price of the bond is lower than what I bought it for?

Also, again, taking this bond as an example, assuming I bought today, would I still get the full coupon rate on the date of the next coupon?

Like I said, I'm a fucking retard when it comes to this so I apologize for the stupid questions.

[Anonymous No.11498523]

>TSLA 307.5 call expiring friday

CMON MUSK YOU FAGGOT DO IT

[Anonymous No.11498525]

>>11498500
> The Fed don't matter
> Stocks to the moon!

[Anonymous No.11498532]

>>11498500
He 'explained' something everyone has known since 2015

[Anonymous No.11498548]

>>11498515
Bonds depend if the company goes bankrupt or not.

That's basically the underlying "gist" behind bonds. If the stock goes up 10x, the reduction in chance of bankruptcy is the only reason bond moves. So high growth doesn't matter that much to bonds.

[Anonymous No.11498552]

NEW THREAD

>>11498539

>>11498539

>>11498539

>>11498539

>>11498539

[Anonymous No.11498585]

>>11498515
>Why do bond prices go up and down? I thought bonds worked almost like loans, I'd buy 20k in bonds (loan 20k) and get a yearly return of 4,95% in this case and when the expiration date was over I'd just get the whole amount. Is it possible for me to get a lower return amount back at the expiration date if the price of the bond is lower than what I bought it for?
not unless the bond issuer defaults. if you buy a bond that you are planning on holding till expiration, you know exactly what you're getting (assuming no default). that's why bonds are known as fixed income assets

when people say "bond prices are going down" they mean that the bond you just bought at 4.95% is less cool than the new bond that came out today at 5.05%. if you sold a bond right after bond rates unexpectedly went up, you might end up selling at a lower price than you paid for it. this is why bond ETFs go down, because the managers are constantly buying and selling bonds rather than buying and holding till maturity

[Anonymous No.11498590]

>>11498250
So... it's shit?

[Anonymous No.11498723]

>Colgate-Palmolive is on Friday

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.11498844]

up about 17% today off of $SENS, get in now or stay poor

[Anonymous No.11499110]

https://youtu.be/QeHlF_cXVCY

[Anonymous No.11499404]

It was well documented by January 2008 that the higher ups expected a big bubble to burst
Today we are living the same situation.
How long do you think it will take for the big drop?