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11486092 No.11486092[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I have 1000 BTC i am willing to give away half of it... to someone who can get me a girlfriend

>> No.11486118

oh dude that's so easy. i'll help. getting a gf is NOT hard. You gotta change you first. Once you like yourself, you'll attract others OP.

>> No.11486121

>>11486092
Retarded larp...with that kind of dough cash out some and rent a girl when needed.

>> No.11486131
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11486131

100 push ups
100 sit ups
10km run
100 squats

Every single day

Don't forget to chat up every attractive girl you encounter. Within 3 years you will have a gf.

32XsYzZpuFNdG7aavy4USERntxyWKS5WWa

>> No.11486150

>>11486092
we need to go to bars for that.
You pay the drinks. Where you at?

>> No.11486190

>>11486092
regardless of LARP. OP you need to respect yourself before anyone will respect you. Give us info on your life, looks, location, etc. Today's a positive day on Biz. Everyone's feeling good.

>> No.11486199

Signed message or shut the fuck up forever, OP.

>> No.11486238

>>11486092
KYS

>> No.11486297

Ostentação! Luxo. Mostre o seu poder econômico e terá a mulher que quiser. Só quero 2 BTC 13jQwd2P9NCD9qRh4pxAWG9UrS2QjiWSiJ quanto mais mulheres você conseguir, mas mulheres você terá

>> No.11486304

I have 6 ft 1 185 pounds pretty muscular ... head full of hair... got lots of money... but only match up with obese fatties on tinder and bumble makes me think something is wrong with me =(

>> No.11486379

>>11486092
If you're trying to find one online, let me work on your profile for you. 100%

>> No.11486392

>>11486379
been using tinder and bumble...

>> No.11486457

>>11486392
Well then. If you're serious, give me a way to get in touch.

>> No.11486478

>>11486131
>how to hunchback of notre dame
needs pull ups

>> No.11486491
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11486491

luckily, I know everything there is to know about getting pussy. so even though you're test tube gub gub snail man, we're going to be getting you knee deep in some gash

>> No.11486525

>>11486092

just rent a girlfriend, for 0.07BTC per Day

>> No.11486531

>>11486457
my email is videogamer9399@gmail.com

>> No.11486537

Buy one in Vietnam for 10BTC

>> No.11486555

5 BTC turned into cash transferred by racing Pegions and I’ll help

>> No.11486569

buy my book for 1000 BTC, also i suck your dick for bonus

>> No.11486603

Eu estou na mesma situação que você só não tenho 1000 BTC... O dinheiro é uma chama de buceta. Ou tenha um bom papo. Eu não tenho os dois

>> No.11486614

>>11486304
Those apps are designed algorithmically to fuck with men and put women on a pedestal/inflate their egos.
Its literally one of the most obvious social engineering tools of this internet era.

>he doesnt know you total reset/delete then remake your profile every so often like prestiging in CoD so you can match with new sets again and the likes

are you white OP? I'll only help if you're white otherwise kys

>> No.11486615

I can help you get a girlfriend. Drop me a mail at ricadoret@gmail.com and let’s talk!

>> No.11486636

>>11486092
Buy a fleshlight.. They dont yell at you for being fat

>> No.11486642

>>11486531
>videogamer9399@gmail.com
ok mate, will send you an email in about 15

>> No.11486660

>>11486531
>videogamer9399@gmail.com
Hello Brendon Silver. Is this really your email address? If so, you might be fucked.
https://www.dascheap.com/secure/admin/customer.notifications.php

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11486673

im a virgin loser with no friends and my family dont even like me

but atleast i got my 100k job that took 5 years to get heheeee

imma kill myself before 2020

>> No.11486724

>>11486131
Dis nigga trying to turn op into one punch man

>> No.11486757

>>11486092
no one can get you a girlfriend on 4chan and you aren't really willing to give that money away.

>> No.11487178

>>11486092
>giving money away to get a hoe

Remember OP, Latinum lasts longer than lust.

>> No.11487243

>>11486092
>Have $6 and a half million dollars
>can’t get a girlfriend
Anon, I...

>> No.11487271

>>11486092
If you're serious, pay me to fly out to wherever you are and I'll get you a girlfriend in a day for just 1 BTC.

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>>11486092
So she can take another 250 from you, right?
Goddamnit, /biz/.