Wagecucks BTFO

[Anonymous No.11483459]

Just a quick reminder to all you ragey wagies out there, you're paying me my NEETbux, thank you very much for these delicious tendies, I'm 30 and I have no intention of ever being a slave like you. Now that's enough /biz/ get back to fucking work.

[Anonymous No.11483477]

>>11483459
Where the fuck do you live that hands out neetbux?

[Anonymous No.11483488]

I don't mind spreading the wealth I enjoy going to work in my 60k truck and just shooting the shit my my npc wagies

[Anonymous No.11483497]

Yes, I just received my weekly NEETbux this morning. Thank you, wagies. Keep up the hard work!

[Anonymous No.11483498]

>>11483488
COPE
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[Anonymous No.11483507]

>>11483459

I pray every day on the way to work that i'll get hit by a car and go crippled or retarded so I can get neetbux

[Anonymous No.11483550]

>>11483497
High five fellow NEET. I love mocking pathetic wageslaves, ahh life is so good.

[Anonymous No.11483563]

>>11483498
No u

[Anonymous No.11483597]

>>11483507
Your day will come my child if you pray to the NEETGOD and repeat the following every night before bed:

>"Ragey wagie on the street are you jealous of us NEETs? When work is done no time to play, must rest up well and earn that pay"

[Anonymous No.11483636]

>>11483459

I'm 33 and earn at least 5 times more than neetbux will supply me with. Job admittedly ain't super fun, but at least I'm not falling behind socially and mentally in my 30s due to isolation. Can't imagine living a life with such low motivation that I have to rely on the government to provide me a lifeline. Being a neet is a low tier cucked situation. Not much different than a wagie, but at least a wagie has options in life. As a wagie, I can drop out of being one. Have money saved up to sustain the next 5+ years without a job and still get 6 months of welfare before I even have to look for a new one. Optionally if my iq was low enough, I could always consider becoming a Neet at that point.

[Anonymous No.11483699]

normal brain: neet at home for $30 a day from the taxpayers

galaxy brain: work for the government and take $30 an hour from the taxpayers

[Anonymous No.11483726]

>>11483636
>Being this angry about being w*gecuck.
Thanks wagie, thank you so much. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.11483754]

>>11483699
>work for the government and take 30 dollars an hour from taxpayers

This is essentially what I do.

[Anonymous No.11483781]

>>11483459
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.11483797]

>>11483459
Yea you welcome neet spend those pennies wisely

[Anonymous No.11483823]

>>11483498
you have crippling depression and hate yourself
you do this to cope
what's the point of denying human nature
shit bait m8
pic related is you

[Anonymous No.11483837]

>>11483797
No ragie wagie your girlfriend who I'll be fucking will pay for my tendies out of your wagecuck packet. Thanks again.

[Anonymous No.11483838]

>>11483781

Thanks, I'm going to get some tendies at mickey-d's now. I'll be sure to say "hi" to you wage cucks.

[Anonymous No.11483861]

>>11483837
>things that will never happen for $100000000 Alex
are you having fun pretending to be a stupid little faggot this morning

[Anonymous No.11483869]

>>11483837
Lol, that would require leaving your basement. Enjoy NEETdom, unfortunately if we can't all enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.11483884]

>>11483563
>not the silver can

not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.11483885]

>>11483823
>Projection
I understand your rage, wagie.. wait no I don't hahhahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.11483906]

>>11483726

Np, I don't mind supporting the mentally challenged on my journey to greatness in life.

[Anonymous No.11483907]

>>11483477
they dont give out welfare unless you have actual mental issues or serious physical disabilities. you actually think these people enjoy being neets? If they did, do you think they would make threads like these? these people stay at home all day watching life pass by through a screen

[Anonymous No.11483926]

I want you to know when I make it/get hit by a car or something I will be a NEET and I will know happiness. Thank you for inspiring me.

[Anonymous No.11483937]

>>11483907
my wage slave work requires I look at a screen all day. At least they get to look at what they want.

[Anonymous No.11483950]

>>11483926
No problem, I do what I can to inspire other future NEETs. You'll just have to get used to the jealousy oozing off spergy wagies hahaha

[Anonymous No.11483952]

>>11483885
nice logic retard
stay depressed

[Anonymous No.11483955]

>>11483926
>>11483937
If you go to work everyday and hope you get injured it's time to find something new.

[Anonymous No.11484002]

>>11483952
Nice unrelated memepic anon, all that slaving away for your McCuckjob must of fried your brain, don't be mad just because I'm smart enough to outplay you wagies at this rigged game, checkmate.

[Anonymous No.11484047]

Wagie wagie get in cagie
All day long you sweat and ragie
NEET is comfy
NEET is cool
NEET is free from work and school
Wagie trapped and wagie dies
NEET eats tendies, sauce and fries

[Anonymous No.11484056]

>>11483885
based

[Anonymous No.11484097]

>>11484047
>>11484056
why do you samefag? we all know youre OP retard. fucking pathetic

[Anonymous No.11484108]

as a vanguard of blockchain investing I naturally had quite a hefty capital gains bill for the last tax year. so i'm like a NEET that pays taxes. I don't mind that my taxes go to fellow NEETs who have not yet made it (especially if they buy LINK so then they can make it too). it's shaniqua and her kids that makes me upset to think about my money going to. I'm happy to assist NEETs

[Anonymous No.11484112]

MOM IM SAMEFAGGING ON 4CHAN AGAIN TO COME WITH MY CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

[Anonymous No.11484131]

MOM LOOK AT ME MOM ARE YOU PROUD OF ME MOM? CAN I GET SOME TENDIES? WHEN IS DAD COMING BACK FROM THE STORE? HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO BUY CIGARETTES 3 DAYS AGO AND STILL HASNT COME BACK. YOU THINK HES GETTING ME A PRESENT?

[Anonymous No.11484169]

DO YOU THINK HES COMING BACK MOM? MOM WHERE ARE MY 30TH BIRTHDAY TENDIES MOM WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME MOM. LOOK AT ME SAMEFAGGING AND TRYING TO ANNOY HEALTHY AND NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS MOM ARE YOU PROUD OF ME? MOM WHY YOU HAVE ANTI DEPRESSANTS ON YOUR PURSE MOM? IS UNCLE TOM DEPRESSED MOM? IS THAT WHY YOU HAVE ANTI DEPRESSANTS MOM. BRB MOM IM GONNA SAME FAG SOME MORE. BRING ME MY TENDIES

[Anonymous No.11484216]

How much do you geet in NEETbux, fren? I want to know if I can support myself on them w/o moving back in with my famalamadingdongs.

[Anonymous No.11484314]

>>11483459
Neetbux amount to maybe 10k per year, it doesn't even allow you to live, just merely exist in your sad little apartment. You can barely afford to go outside, you only live through your screens and if your internet goes out you go insane.
I wouldn't want to be a neet unless I had a couple million dollars

[Anonymous No.11484326]

>>11484108

I'm filing for capital losses so I will happily accept your donation

[Anonymous No.11484385]

>>11484097
>Everyone who makes fun of me is the same person
LOL

[Anonymous No.11484396]

>>11483477
You do realize that most of these are just LARP threads made by people with shitty jobs right? The self hate and irony is their cope

[Anonymous No.11484433]

>>11484216
wear to cop?

[Anonymous No.11484434]

>>11483477

I think the vast majority of NEETs live off their parents. The fucking good life - I wish I had that option.